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(NW Florida Daily News)   Woman orders Grand Slam at Denny's   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 20
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2013-01-31 09:45:35 AM
Was looking for a corned-beef hash induced orgy. Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-01-31 09:48:56 AM
Well you don't go to Denny's sober.
 
2013-01-31 09:50:07 AM
the8re


Was looking for a corned-beef hash induced orgy. Leaving disappointed.

Much like anytime I am served food at Denny's
 
2013-01-31 09:54:52 AM
Wait, people still go to Denny's on purpose?
 
2013-01-31 09:56:01 AM
Keigh?

/sorry
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 09:56:21 AM
FTA: "Woman says she wants to kill herself at Denny's"

Quickly or slowly? If it's the latter, just keep eating every meal there.
 
2013-01-31 09:56:59 AM
Well eating at Deny's is a fate worse than death.
 
2013-01-31 09:57:00 AM
"Woman says she wants to kill herself at Denny's"

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2013-01-31 09:58:31 AM
Funny, I just finished eating at Denny's an hour ago.

/CSB
//Not going to gym in 26 minutes
 
2013-01-31 10:05:27 AM

Freakjob_0: Wait, people still go to Denny's on purpose?


From her comments I assume she didn't realize she had entered a Denny's
 
2013-01-31 10:09:50 AM
Understandable
 
2013-01-31 10:25:10 AM
fat, drunk, and stupid  is no way to go through life.
can' t say I blame her.
 
2013-01-31 10:28:19 AM

elchupacabra: Funny, I just finished eating at Denny's an hour ago.

/CSB
//Not going to gym in 26 minutes


But you will be going to the toilet in about 15.
 
2013-01-31 10:28:50 AM
Good lord, the "most read" blotter titles to the right.....it must be quite interesting to be a cop in that area.
 
2013-01-31 10:48:56 AM
i would've sworn from the headline that somebody drove into a denny's
 
2013-01-31 11:49:04 AM
Never was a headline more accurate.
 
2013-01-31 01:00:17 PM
If I was forced to eat at Denny's  I'd want to kill myself too.
 
2013-01-31 04:37:06 PM
csb...

I lived in Fort Walton Beach back in the 80's and would go to this same Denny's after work, usually around 4:00am.  One time my boss and I were there after work, eating in a booth along the windows facing the street.  We hear a loud boom and my boss's eyes get as big as saucers.  Everyone in the place (it was usually fairly packed at that hours as the bars closed) clamored to the windows.  What had happened, behind my line of site, was a head-on collision between two pickup trucks.  Not one person in the place went outside (remember, this is the 80s so no widespread cellphone use).  I threw $20 on my table and ran out to the accident.  A few cars had stopped and those people were helping as the crowds inside Denny's stayed pressed up against the windows.

There were 5 people between the 2 trucks and everyone seemed to be shaken up but for the most part no serious injuries, except for the driver of one of the trucks, a young woman. She had a pretty big knot on her head and was drifting in and out of consciousness.  She also had become pinned under the dash and steering wheel and we thought best not to try to move her until emergency services arrived.  I remember staying next to her for what was probably 15-20 minutes holding her hand and talking to her so she knew she was going to be ok.

Eventually the police/fire/emts showed up and took control of the scene.  I remember walking back out of the street and looking up at all the faces still gawking from Denny's.  I noticed my feet felt unusually cold and when I got the the sidewalk I realized why.  I had been standing in a few inches of gasoline that had leaked out of one of the trucks and pooled up where I had been standing.  My Chuck Taylors were soaked in gas.  I've always been that guy who can't just sit there when shiat happens, although I'm a little wiser now.

Funny that same Denny's is still there after all these years.
 
2013-01-31 09:47:50 PM
You want hash browns with that?

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2013-02-01 08:14:45 AM
she should have gone to Uno's pizzaeria
never ONCE did i want to kill myself there eating their delicious Chicago-style pizza.
 
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