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(Japan Today)   Snaggleteeth, a perennially popular cosmetic craze among Japanese women who desire to look endearingly childlike, inspire dental clinic to form world's first all-snaggletooth girl group TYB48   (japantoday.com) divider line 135
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2013-01-31 11:54:52 AM
Exit...stage left...running all the way..
 
2013-01-31 11:54:52 AM
Ouch.
 
2013-01-31 11:55:39 AM
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
 
2013-01-31 11:55:51 AM
I laughed waaay to hard reading this article. The Japanese are farking weird.
 
2013-01-31 11:56:09 AM
fark you, Japan.
 
2013-01-31 11:57:08 AM
haha...I love Japan.


/my dogs name is Basie Snaggletooth Sh*teater. she's got a wicked underbite and her teeth are all jacked up. Thankfully she doesn't eat her poop anymore. but the name sticks. you eat one piece of poop...
 
2013-01-31 11:58:14 AM
Dickskinners.
 
2013-01-31 11:59:43 AM
Ahhhh yes Snagglepuss: Our first Homosexual Cartoon Cat.
 
2013-01-31 11:59:53 AM
*scraaaaaaaaape*

Now, that's good lovin'.
 
2013-01-31 12:02:13 PM
I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.
 
2013-01-31 12:03:12 PM
New fad, huh?

th07.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-31 12:04:19 PM
Do they have 99 cent lip gloss on it?
 
2013-01-31 12:05:12 PM
Jewel used to have the sexist little tooth sort of like that. I don't see it anymore.
 
2013-01-31 12:05:47 PM

Walt_Jizzney: Ahhhh yes Snagglepuss: Our first Homosexual Cartoon Cat.



"Fabulous even!"
 
2013-01-31 12:06:15 PM

2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.


I chalk it up to cultural differences such as plate lips, stretched necks, mutilated feet and other body parts.

Whatever works there, why should we care here?
 
2013-01-31 12:06:35 PM
Girls with an overbite can be kinda sexy.
 
2013-01-31 12:07:29 PM
So, they want to look like Midna?
 
2013-01-31 12:07:55 PM
While TYB48 has yet to make it big on the pop idol stage, it looks like the "yaeba" craze will be sticking around in Japan for awhile; but could it ever catch on overseas?

It's been a way of life for centuries in Great Britain.
 
2013-01-31 12:08:38 PM

2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.


"...with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive" is farking creepy.
 
2013-01-31 12:10:13 PM
I have a snaggletooth.

Konnichi wa, baby. Ikaga desu ka?

/pronounce the 'g' like a 'ngh' sound.
 
2013-01-31 12:10:24 PM
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-31 12:11:29 PM
The 6 fillings (without Novocaine) I've had this week are not amused.
 
2013-01-31 12:12:27 PM
 
2013-01-31 12:13:50 PM
To many cultures, the US-Hollywood style of unnaturally white teeth also looks like intentionally deforming yourself.

Titanium white isn't a natural tooth shade.

/different strokes for different folks.
 
2013-01-31 12:14:16 PM
I guess I'm a nut job....I have always found crooked teeth really attractive....slightly snaggley.....think Jewel.....www.cryosites.com
 
2013-01-31 12:14:54 PM

Cream of Meat: Girls with an overbite can be kinda sexy.


Indeed:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net


/still kind of miffed that Amanda Tapping got her spooky tooth fixed.
 
2013-01-31 12:16:34 PM
I was looking for a new hobby and taking infantalism to the next level may be just the ticket.  I'm going to have my huge adult teeth replaced with cute little baby teeth and get down to some serious Baby Huey cosplay.

How does one say "change me" in Japanese?
 
2013-01-31 12:17:40 PM
This is relevant to my interests. 


cookereh: I guess I'm a nut job....I have always found crooked teeth really attractive....slightly snaggley.....think Jewel.....[www.cryosites.com image 500x625]


Me, too. The slight imperfection seems to make them sexier for some reason.

/glasses, too
 
2013-01-31 12:19:20 PM

Jekylman: "...with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive" is farking creepy.


That is very creepy.
 
2013-01-31 12:19:20 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-31 12:19:29 PM

Cream of Meat: Girls with an overbite can be kinda sexy.


Exhibit A:

www.nbc.com
 
2013-01-31 12:19:58 PM
Do they worship Julia Stiles as a deity?
 
2013-01-31 12:20:50 PM

Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

"...with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive" is farking creepy.


I know where your mind went with that. It both is and it isn't (yes, at the same time) (but is more "isn't" than "is") what you're thinking.

A quick read on the general subject at hand. And a  media based overview of the subject.

That culture that they have there. It's different.

/And farking fascinating.
 
2013-01-31 12:21:08 PM

2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really?


"with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike"

You must not be parent.
 
2013-01-31 12:22:21 PM
What the actual fark? I do not require that my girl has perfect teeth, in fact the teeth whitening craze drives me insane, but correcting your teeth to make them crooked? Whats next? fat injections? oh wait...
 
2013-01-31 12:23:06 PM
Yeah baby!
www.solarnavigator.net
 
2013-01-31 12:24:11 PM

cookereh: I guess I'm a nut job....I have always found crooked teeth really attractive....slightly snaggley.....think Jewel.....


Fun fact: Atz Kilcher from "Alaska: The Last Frontier" is her dad.
 
2013-01-31 12:25:46 PM

deanis: What the actual fark? I do not require that my girl has perfect teeth, in fact the teeth whitening craze drives me insane, but correcting your teeth to make them crooked? Whats next? fat injections? oh wait...


Until the last century, the vast majority of people's teeth were to some degree crooked, you you could say that's the norm, and that ramrod straight teeth are the weird imperfection.
 
2013-01-31 12:27:06 PM
I'm sure they think our ideal woman with the huge white straight teeth is weird too....i939.photobucket.com

I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.
 
2013-01-31 12:29:07 PM
Their art is highly asymmetric compared to Western. So why not?
 
2013-01-31 12:29:36 PM

beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.


I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.
 
2013-01-31 12:30:34 PM
One of my teeth eyeteeth is fangish, thanks to no dental filing on the one side.
You want teeth like that, just have them not file the incisors on the permanants(although they usually do it when you are 10-12)
 
2013-01-31 12:31:33 PM

Mad Scientist: beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.


...inside joke?
 
2013-01-31 12:31:51 PM
Mad Scientist:
beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.


Not everyone has even heard of Fark.
 
2013-01-31 12:34:45 PM
www.coolestfamilyever.com

Hai guiz...whats goin on in this thread?
 
2013-01-31 12:35:31 PM

Beerguy: Cream of Meat: Girls with an overbite can be kinda sexy.

Exhibit A:

[www.nbc.com image 432x243]


No love for an underbite?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-31 12:35:38 PM

thecpt: Mad Scientist: beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.

...inside joke?


Some dude posted this photo of his woman while bragging about it...and something to do with homeschooling, but I can't quite remember.  Since then, the poor woman's photo has been posted and mocked relentlessly...
 
2013-01-31 12:36:18 PM
Japanese men like this because it makes women look more childlike. Pretty much everything women do in Japan to be more attractive infantilizes them.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-31 12:37:50 PM
For as long as I could remember, I thought the slightly imperfect squarish dentition was hot. I wonder what made me like that look.

www.arts-stew.com
 
2013-01-31 12:38:04 PM

thecpt: Mad Scientist: beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.

...inside joke?


I wish I had the original thread about this picture. If I remember correctly some guy was being sweet about how pretty his homeschooled wife was and he made the mistake of posting this pic. Being Fark, the response was brutal with all kinds of disparaging remarks and photoshops..He begged everyone to delete the pics and of course that just made everything worse.
 
2013-01-31 12:38:13 PM
Are there British Orthodontists?
 
2013-01-31 12:38:58 PM
 
2013-01-31 12:41:24 PM
That's almost as disturbing as the Japanese donut head trend.
 
2013-01-31 12:43:21 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-31 12:43:54 PM
Well, it's good to see Japan hasn't lost its lead in the worldwide batshiat crazy race.
 
2013-01-31 12:47:31 PM
And for those of you that want to lead guys on with fake ones.

http://www.faketeeth.net/servlet/StoreFront
 
2013-01-31 12:47:44 PM

angrymacface: Jekylman: "...with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive" is farking creepy.

That is very creepy.


Studies have shown that the number one cause of pedophilia worldwide is sexy children.

But seriously, yeah, that's fncking creepy.
 
2013-01-31 12:49:21 PM

DirkTheDaring: angrymacface: Jekylman: "...with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive" is farking creepy.

That is very creepy.

Studies have shown that the number one cause of pedophilia worldwide is sexy children.

But seriously, yeah, that's fncking creepy.


I laughed. I know it was wrong but I laughed.
 
2013-01-31 12:51:50 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-31 12:54:52 PM
I don't understand how Pedophilia is getting into this discussion, except perhaps by people who are arguing that most people get this fixed before adulthood and so to them it seems childlike?

Anyways, as long as they're otherwise well kept, a little crooked in the teeth makes for unique / pretty smiles.  It's the trend of everyone needing braces-induced carbon-copy perfectly straight teeth that seems wierd to me.
 
2013-01-31 12:56:01 PM
Big teeth are sexy. sometimes a gap can be sexy. you know, the kind where she could put fifty cents in between her front teeth.
 
2013-01-31 12:57:30 PM

aaeko: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Yea, thanks for that.  I didn't need to go to sleep any time soon.
 
2013-01-31 12:58:55 PM
Japanese have a folk myth about some women being fox-women. The yaeba teeth may be influenced by that, or by the ancient demon myths like Dr. Zaius posted.

Anyway, what's with the yaeba hate? It is kinda cute. And the west is not immune to the cuteness of childlike women.

Meanwhile, the English are to teeth as the French are to b.o.
 
2013-01-31 12:59:08 PM

octopied: You want teeth like that, just have them not file the incisors on the permanants(although they usually do it when you are 10-12)


Where is this place that it's SOP to file children's teeth?
 
2013-01-31 12:59:09 PM

thecpt: Mad Scientist: beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.

...inside joke?


Link to that epic thread is in my profile, poor bastard.
I'd wager they're still together, being mocked by public-schooled farks is hardly a deal breaker.
 
2013-01-31 01:04:04 PM

Odd Bird: thecpt: Mad Scientist: beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.

...inside joke?

Link to that epic thread is in my profile, poor bastard.
I'd wager they're still together, being mocked by public-schooled farks is hardly a deal breaker.


ah, TF needed.  Thanks anyways.
 
2013-01-31 01:05:18 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs:

/And farking fascinating. farked up as a football bat.


//fixed that for you.
 
2013-01-31 01:07:14 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Big teeth are sexy. sometimes a gap can be sexy. you know, the kind where she could put fifty cents in between her front teeth.


The gap doesn't have to be that big.

i48.tinypic.com

/Thank you, Ms. Fox, for making it okay to have a gap.
 
2013-01-31 01:08:20 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.


No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.
 
2013-01-31 01:11:52 PM

loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.



How do silicone bag breast implants improve the functionality for feeding babies?
 
2013-01-31 01:16:06 PM
Posit:

The Japanese are a bunch of farked up pedophilic farks that enjoy cartoon tentacle sex more than real sex, and then only if the woman is pretending rape while wearing schoolgirl clothes, even though she is in her thirties.

Suggestion:

Two nukes were not enough.

Discuss.

/oh, ok, nuclear genocide isn't nice.
 
2013-01-31 01:18:15 PM
I happen to find "snaggleteeth" adorable in men.  Don't know why.  (Not like, horrible falling-out teeth.  But a few crooked teeth is cute.)
 
2013-01-31 01:18:36 PM

WeenerGord: loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.


How do silicone bag breast implants improve the functionality for feeding babies?


They attract cubic dollars, which are an important survival characteristic.

/what, do I look like a bioethicist here?
 
2013-01-31 01:19:35 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Big teeth are sexy. sometimes a gap can be sexy. you know, the kind where she could put fifty cents in between her front teeth.


Depends on which coins are used to achieve that total...
 
2013-01-31 01:25:06 PM
www.donkirshner.com
 
2013-01-31 01:27:00 PM

beachboy: thecpt: Mad Scientist: beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.

...inside joke?

I wish I had the original thread about this picture. If I remember correctly some guy was being sweet about how pretty his homeschooled wife was and he made the mistake of posting this pic. Being Fark, the response was brutal with all kinds of disparaging remarks and photoshops..He begged everyone to delete the pics and of course that just made everything worse.


I think it was an article about homeschooling and the idea was put out that homeschooled kids were losers and the guy said he was homeschooled and this is his hot wife to prove he wasn't a loser.
 
2013-01-31 01:28:28 PM

loki see loki do: WeenerGord: loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.

How do silicone bag breast implants improve the functionality for feeding babies?

They attract cubic dollars, which are an important survival characteristic.



I'm glad you posted that, as I was just about to say, that if the cute act and the teeth help her to snag a hard working salaryman, who will turn over his paycheck to her for the rest of their lives, then that is an important survival characteristic.

If they want to raise children, then Japanese women are smart to use the cute look to cut the cute-liking males out of the herd. A woman who uses the jaded-whore look, on the other hand, with the too much makeup and silicones and teased up permed hair and slutty clothes, will attract a different kind of man, who may dump her as soon as she gets preggers.

But hey, what do I know. Do I look like a sociologist here?
 
2013-01-31 01:30:26 PM

Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

"...with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive" is farking creepy.


My girlfriend has the pushed-out canines referred to in TFA.  While I don't think it's "endearingly childlike", I do think it's attractive.  She, of course, does not, and about once every 6 months says that she wants to get them "fixed".  I respond by asking why she wants to spend several hundred dollars to make herself LESS attractive to me.
 
2013-01-31 01:34:37 PM

Mad Scientist: thecpt: Mad Scientist: beachboy: I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.

I'd be surprised if they are still together after that stunt he pulled.

...inside joke?

Some dude posted this photo of his woman while bragging about it...and something to do with homeschooling, but I can't quite remember.  Since then, the poor woman's photo has been posted and mocked relentlessly...



I thought that was Charisma Carpenter, from Angel and Buffy.

What? Was that woman REALLY the dude's wife?
 
2013-01-31 01:35:07 PM

thecpt: Odd Bird: thecpt:
Link to that epic thread is in my profile, poor bastard.
I'd wager they're still together, being mocked by public-schooled farks is hardly a deal breaker.

ah, TF needed.  Thanks anyways.


That's new, it worked for me last time.  They must require TF to access threads older than X.

Short version:
public vs. home-schooling thread
home-schooled farker boasts of his hot wife
posts pic of said wife (the one found in this thread)
hilarity ensues.
 
2013-01-31 01:41:20 PM

CheekyMonkey: My girlfriend has the pushed-out canines referred to in TFA.  While I don't think it's "endearingly childlike", I do think it's attractive.  She, of course, does not, and about once every 6 months says that she wants to get them "fixed".  I respond by asking why she wants to spend several hundred dollars to make herself LESS attractive to me.


Because the way she feels about herself is more important than your opinions on beauty? Being comfortable with yourself trumps all outside opinions. If she really wants to do it and would feel better about herself because of it, you should support her. Especially seeing how it's fairly benign as far as cosmetic alterations go.

IMHO, of course.
 
2013-01-31 01:46:20 PM

WeenerGord: loki see loki do: WeenerGord: loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.

How do silicone bag breast implants improve the functionality for feeding babies?

They attract cubic dollars, which are an important survival characteristic.


I'm glad you posted that, as I was just about to say, that if the cute act and the teeth help her to snag a hard working salaryman, who will turn over his paycheck to her for the rest of their lives, then that is an important survival characteristic.


Point taken.

/well deserved fistbump to the weenergourd.
//awkward
 
2013-01-31 01:48:05 PM

WarszawaScream: I happen to find "snaggleteeth" adorable in men.  Don't know why.  (Not like, horrible falling-out teeth.  But a few crooked teeth is cute.)


Aw yeah. I am farking in.
 
2013-01-31 01:48:56 PM

loki see loki do: fark you, Japan.


Seriousry.  This.

www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-01-31 01:52:46 PM
I've been to Japan a few times, and my impression was that they must employe less dentists than the British.  The average japanese mouth appears to resemble the effect you'd get from letting a small explosive go off between your teeth - not just crooked or snaggletoothed, but some of these folks looked like they were in sideways.  Like, they'd have to beak at their food from their mouth-hole thing, to eat, instead of chewing.

The worst is when some of them are heavy smokers.  The kids look tragic but the adults look like a sarlac pit, all brown and randomly toothed.

Maybe you get a nation of that, and somehow that becomes the new standard of beauty?  Mouth-beakers.
 
2013-01-31 02:00:06 PM

FarkinHostile: Me, too. The slight imperfection seems to make them sexier for some reason.


To Britsih eyes, the standard American look of unnaturally large, unnaturally white, unnaturally uniform and unnaturally shiny teeth is very creepy. Why not just have false teeth?
 
2013-01-31 02:02:56 PM

Beerguy: Cream of Meat: Girls with an overbite can be kinda sexy.

Exhibit A:

[www.nbc.com image 432x243]


Exhibit B:

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 02:03:53 PM
www.moviequotesandmore.com

Spit them out like a cherry stone...
 
2013-01-31 02:06:06 PM
 
2013-01-31 02:07:25 PM

Two16: loki see loki do: fark you, Japan.

Seriousry.  This.

[www.reactiongifs.com image 300x185]


Several ursine.
 
2013-01-31 02:21:33 PM

TomD9938: Walt_Jizzney: Ahhhh yes Snagglepuss: Our first Homosexual Cartoon Cat.


"Fabulous even!"


I somehow came to acquire a CD titled "Hanna-Barbara Cartoon Sound FX", on which is a track of Snagglepuss giving a "dramatic reading" of a Jetsons script in some sort of vaguely Shakespearean style. The line "He arrives home anon--a verb, even!" cracks me up just thinking about it.
 
2013-01-31 02:28:11 PM

Odd Bird: thecpt: Odd Bird: thecpt:
Link to that epic thread is in my profile, poor bastard.
I'd wager they're still together, being mocked by public-schooled farks is hardly a deal breaker.

ah, TF needed.  Thanks anyways.

That's new, it worked for me last time.  They must require TF to access threads older than X.

Short version:
public vs. home-schooling thread
home-schooled farker boasts of his hot wife
posts pic of said wife (the one found in this thread)
hilarity ensues.


Yeah, you just can't yadda yadda the hilarity. That is the important bit. So in my mind, somebody must have posted a picture of a pickle.
 
2013-01-31 02:31:19 PM
Don't Snaggleteeth have a habit of losing arms in bars in Mos Eisley?
 
2013-01-31 02:36:47 PM
I remember thinking to myself about a week ago that I must be the only one out there who has a thing for the snaggletooth.
 
2013-01-31 02:38:30 PM

Tricky Chicken: Yeah, you just can't yadda yadda the hilarity. That is the important bit. So in my mind, somebody must have posted a picture of a pickle.


a picture's worth a thousand yaddas
i172.photobucket.com
GIS "homeschool wife"
The original thread was loaded with such 'shops.

Cute chick
Farker seemed to be a decent bloke,
just naive
probably from being home-schooled.
 
2013-01-31 02:42:11 PM

orbister: FarkinHostile: Me, too. The slight imperfection seems to make them sexier for some reason.

To Britsih eyes, the standard American look of unnaturally large, unnaturally white, unnaturally uniform and unnaturally shiny teeth is very creepy. Why not just have false teeth?


Large? Shiny? Britsih eyes are odd indeed.
 
2013-01-31 02:46:32 PM

beachboy: I'm sure they think our ideal woman with the huge white straight teeth is weird too....[i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]

I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.


I remember the original thread where he posted her picture and thought to myself that he would regret it.
 
2013-01-31 02:48:06 PM

Jackpot777: What is this, the 1950s?


You'd have to GO to the dentist to get counted.
 
2013-01-31 02:50:06 PM
The way I remember Big Teeth Girl: There was a thread where everybody was bashing homeschooled kids for being mis-educated, socially inept fundies. One farker, his name might have even been 'homeschooled' disagreed. He said he was smart, socially ept, and that he was able to pull a Grade A wife. He posted her picture as proof.
 
2013-01-31 02:51:35 PM
i677.photobucket.com

Yeah, I see what you mean about their teeth.  Very child-like.
 
2013-01-31 02:55:51 PM

Kiwimann: I don't understand how Pedophilia is getting into this discussion


Oh, I dunno, maybe it was THIS?

with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive.
 
2013-01-31 03:00:00 PM
i877.photobucket.com

This was popular for a bit, and people were getting cosmetic work done for it.
 
2013-01-31 03:00:33 PM

Jackpot777: What is this, the 1950s?

[media.economist.com image 555x481]


British love to post this picture to "prove" British teeth aren't as bad as Americans, or least not as bad as we think.
But if you notice, it says number of decayed, missing, or FILLED... If the British aren't going to dentists much, it would stand to reason they would have less filled teeth.
 
2013-01-31 03:00:53 PM
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SUPER KAWAII!
 
2013-01-31 03:05:49 PM

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SUPER KAWAII!


Mother of christ.

Abandon thread!
 
2013-01-31 03:06:02 PM

loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.


back when I was but a tyke, the dentist told my parents I would need braces, Dad asked why? Dentist replied that I had an overbite and some crooked teeth coming in, Dad asks "will he still be able to chew?" .. never got the braces

/csb

they're tools, not fashion statements
 
2013-01-31 03:13:59 PM

Dear Jerk: The way I remember Big Teeth Girl: There was a thread where everybody was bashing homeschooled kids for being mis-educated, socially inept fundies. One farker, his name might have even been 'homeschooled' disagreed. He said he was smart, socially ept, and that he was able to pull a Grade A wife. He posted her picture as proof.


'Homeschooled' is BTG's handle.
 
2013-01-31 03:16:12 PM

DirkTheDaring: Dear Jerk: The way I remember Big Teeth Girl: There was a thread where everybody was bashing homeschooled kids for being mis-educated, socially inept fundies. One farker, his name might have even been 'homeschooled' disagreed. He said he was smart, socially ept, and that he was able to pull a Grade A wife. He posted her picture as proof.

'Homeschooled' is BTG's handle.


And by 'BTG', I mean Big Teeth Girl, not Butthole Tattoo Girl. I have no idea what her Fark handle is.
 
2013-01-31 03:19:19 PM
www.cammyfan.com
 
2013-01-31 03:28:40 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

"...with some men finding the imperfect smile they form endearingly childlike and attractive" is farking creepy.

I know where your mind went with that. It both is and it isn't (yes, at the same time) (but is more "isn't" than "is") what you're thinking.

A quick read on the general subject at hand. And a  media based overview of the subject.

That culture that they have there. It's different.

/And farking fascinating.


The takeaway:
Reasonable and well-thought out analysis of a logical shift in cultural evolution that represents a viable contextual framework and a perfectly plausible sociological phenomenon and which is farking creepy as hell.
 
2013-01-31 03:43:14 PM

Taima: [i677.photobucket.com image 635x433]

Yeah, I see what you mean about their teeth.  Very child-like.


Cardssian children sure are ugly.
 
2013-01-31 03:45:26 PM

Canton: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Big teeth are sexy. sometimes a gap can be sexy. you know, the kind where she could put fifty cents in between her front teeth.

The gap doesn't have to be that big.

[i48.tinypic.com image 514x639]

/Thank you, Ms. Fox, for making it okay to have a gap.


Technically speaking, she has two of them.  The other one is an, "Australian Gap."
 
2013-01-31 03:46:52 PM
付け八重歯(つけやえば)がちょっとブームです。若い女性の間で知名度がグーンと上がっています。キュートな女の子・男の子になりたかったら試す価値 アリ 短期間で出来ます。
 
2013-01-31 03:49:57 PM

loki see loki do: WeenerGord: loki see loki do: WeenerGord: loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.

How do silicone bag breast implants improve the functionality for feeding babies?

They attract cubic dollars, which are an important survival characteristic.


I'm glad you posted that, as I was just about to say, that if the cute act and the teeth help her to snag a hard working salaryman, who will turn over his paycheck to her for the rest of their lives, then that is an important survival characteristic.

Point taken.

/well deserved  fistbump to the weenergourd.
//awkward


Otherwise known as, "Ball Tag."
 
2013-01-31 03:51:05 PM

WeenerGord: loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.


How do silicone bag breast implants improve the functionality for feeding babies?


Its easier to feed your babies when a male is around to give you money.
 
2013-01-31 04:02:49 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: WarszawaScream: I happen to find "snaggleteeth" adorable in men.  Don't know why.  (Not like, horrible falling-out teeth.  But a few crooked teeth is cute.)

Aw yeah. I am farking in.


Insta-date if you've got red hair, blue eyes and /or freckles as well.
 
2013-01-31 04:17:22 PM

mudpants: 付け八重歯(つけやえば)がちょっとブームです。若い女性の間で知名度がグーンと上がっています。キュートな女の子・男の子になりたかったら試す価 値 アリ 短期間で出来ます。



This!

/no clue
 
2013-01-31 04:18:51 PM

FTDA: loki see loki do: WeenerGord: loki see loki do: WeenerGord: loki see loki do: CtrlAltDestroy: Jekylman: 2CountyFairs: I read a lot of angry opinions over this. Who cares, really? It's acceptable to straighten your teeth if they are naturally crooked, but the opposite is bad and these girls are pathetic? Both are two sides of the same coin.

No, restoring full functionality to a ill fitting bite is one thing, farking things up for looks is another.

How do silicone bag breast implants improve the functionality for feeding babies?

They attract cubic dollars, which are an important survival characteristic.


I'm glad you posted that, as I was just about to say, that if the cute act and the teeth help her to snag a hard working salaryman, who will turn over his paycheck to her for the rest of their lives, then that is an important survival characteristic.

Point taken.

/well deserved  fistbump to the weenergourd.
//awkward

Otherwise known as, "Ball Tag."



No Homo!

/nttawwt
 
2013-01-31 04:21:03 PM

FarkinHostile: mudpants: 付け八重歯(つけやえば)がちょっとブームです。若い女性の間で知名度がグーンと上がっています。キュートな女の子・男の子になりたかったら試す価 値 アリ 短期間で出来ます。


This!

/no clue



(For example and put) is the boom a little vampire tooth wear. Goon and popularity is rising among young women. Value you can in a short period of time to try Ali wanted to be a boy-girl cute. Courtesy of Google translate.
 
2013-01-31 04:29:45 PM

Canton: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Big teeth are sexy. sometimes a gap can be sexy. you know, the kind where she could put fifty cents in between her front teeth.

The gap doesn't have to be that big.

[i48.tinypic.com image 514x639]

/Thank you, Ms. Fox, for making it okay to have a gap.


I LOVE a woman that whistles when she talks.
 
2013-01-31 04:40:24 PM

Odd Bird: Tricky Chicken: Yeah, you just can't yadda yadda the hilarity. That is the important bit. So in my mind, somebody must have posted a picture of a pickle.

a picture's worth a thousand yaddas
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GIS "homeschool wife"
The original thread was loaded with such 'shops.

Cute chick
Farker seemed to be a decent bloke,
just naive
probably from being home-schooled.


i remember that thread. it was pretty funny
 
2013-01-31 04:55:41 PM
japan needs its own tag like florida
 
2013-01-31 05:39:05 PM
God damn it, Japan.
 
2013-01-31 06:15:21 PM

beachboy: I'm sure they think our ideal woman with the huge white straight teeth is weird too....[i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]

I wonder if this woman c0ckpunches her husband every time this pic shows up in a Fark thread.


Came for Beautiful Homeschooled Wife.

Satisfied.
 
2013-01-31 06:19:26 PM
Gee, Japan, thanks a lot. First you convince the rest of the developed world that women have to shave their pewbs so they look like four year olds and now we have people wrecking their teeth.

/overbite means uneven wear on the teeth - hello TMJ and cracked teeth, ladies!
 
2013-01-31 06:21:58 PM

WarszawaScream: Insta-date if you've got red hair, blue eyes and /or freckles as well.


That's what dye is for, yes, that's what sharpies are for.
 
2013-01-31 06:31:46 PM
Between Sharpied eyebrows (or shaved and tattooed for the hardcore), breast implants, butt implants, silicone injections, face lifts, tummy tucks, orange skin, nose jobs, ultra-tanning, grills, various piercings (ear, nose, lip, eyebrow, nipple, belly, labia, etc), tongue studs, lip studs, etc that American women do (and usually do poorly)... I'm ok with this.
 
2013-01-31 06:56:54 PM

Fano: Jackpot777: What is this, the 1950s?

You'd have to GO to the dentist to get counted.



I know it hurts, but the UK has been proven in study after study to have been dental hygiene and dentisty that the US.

What the UK doesn't do is hack and slice and whiten teeth so that they no longer look like natural teeth.

The US damning UK teeth is like the Housewives of X mocking people for having natural boobs (but less breast cancer).


What the upper-middle classes in the US do to teeth is no different from the nonsense in this article. Neither are anything like actual teeth.
 
2013-01-31 07:39:44 PM

Bungles: Fano: Jackpot777: What is this, the 1950s?

You'd have to GO to the dentist to get counted.


I know it hurts, but the UK has been proven in study after study to have been dental hygiene and dentisty that the US.

What the UK doesn't do is hack and slice and whiten teeth so that they no longer look like natural teeth.

The US damning UK teeth is like the Housewives of X mocking people for having natural boobs (but less breast cancer).


What the upper-middle classes in the US do to teeth is no different from the nonsense in this article. Neither are anything like actual teeth.


I'm sure plenty of papers show that having teeth like candy corn jammed into a jack o lantern is a good, natural thing, just like there are papers showing that it's healthy to have an uncut rod, but even poofters don't want that in their porn.
 
2013-01-31 08:11:46 PM
 When I lived there between '83 and '90 we called it the "nihongo fang". Funny.
 
2013-01-31 09:22:45 PM

AACHOO: When I lived there between '83 and '90 we called it the "nihongo fang". Funny.


Nihongo fang desu ka?
 
2013-02-01 02:45:32 AM
I prefer the recent UK craze of find naturally huge breasted ladies for photoshoots.

Lucy Pinder, Rose Jones, Keeley Hazel, and that Brook girl.
 
2013-02-01 10:32:27 AM
In the end, I blame her...
 
2013-02-01 09:42:00 PM
 
2013-02-02 12:17:34 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Big teeth are sexy. sometimes a gap can be sexy. you know, the kind where she could put fifty cents in between her front teeth.


Nickels or pennies?

Oh, you meant the Rap artist.
 
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