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(BBC)   9-year-old boy in home invasion nearly experiences the axe effect   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 8
    More: Scary, Great Barr, West Midlands Police, family car  
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2013-01-31 10:58:50 AM
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Maybe it's just me, but i prefer not to dwell on the miniscule chance that someone might break into my house - while i was there - to rob me.

I'd rather spend that time thinking about the equally miniscule chance that Alyssa Milano and Jeri Ryan might be in a car together and have a breakdown outside my house while i just happened to be mixing up warm Jello in the hot tub.
2013-01-31 09:44:42 AM
2 votes:
Careful with that axe Eugene.
2013-01-31 11:03:43 AM
1 votes:
"Local Black Community Terrified By Ask Murderer"

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2013-01-31 11:01:06 AM
1 votes:

towatchoverme: Maybe it's just me, but i prefer not to dwell on the miniscule chance that someone might break into my house - while i was there - to rob me.

I'd rather spend that time thinking about the equally miniscule chance that Alyssa Milano and Jeri Ryan might be in a car together and have a breakdown outside my house while i just happened to be mixing up warm Jello in the hot tub.


Now THAT'S a chance I'm more than happy to spend time tinking about.

In fact I'm going to go somewhere quiet and think about it right now....
2013-01-31 10:53:32 AM
1 votes:

Giant Clown Shoe: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Brick-House: whizbangthedirtfarmer: atomicmask: Good thing they didn't have any firearms, or else the home owner may have infringed on the robbers rights to threaten and harm his son and take his personal belongings. We gotta protect the rights of criminals.

If I had to choose, I'd rather have a criminal in my house with an axe or a knife rather than a gun, dumbass.

The way it works dumbass, is when you hear the idiot trying to break in, you get your gun. Once they're in, you di not ask what their doing, what they want, or scream :Get Out". You simply shoot.  Get a gun, learn to use it and protect yourself.

I'm not of the school of 'shoot first, ask questions later'. I would give them the opportunity to re-think their decision of entering my home. It would be a small window, but it still would be offered.

Enjoy your bullet wound.


Undoubtably an accomplished feat from an axe welding intruder.
2013-01-31 10:07:32 AM
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Lee451: I agree with atomicmask. Thank God taking everyone's guns solves all crime and makes people safer. One of the invaders may have been hurt.


Yeah, that's what exactly what would have happened.

Rather than, you know, the home invaders having guns.
2013-01-31 09:56:07 AM
1 votes:
Good thing they didn't have any firearms, or else the home owner may have infringed on the robbers rights to threaten and harm his son and take his personal belongings. We gotta protect the rights of criminals.
2013-01-31 09:52:31 AM
1 votes:
Scumbags. These POS are so stupid they think rich people have pilers of cash lying around like Scrooge McDuck or something, never having heard of bank accounts.
The reason they get to this point is tha British cops do f*ck all about car crime, instead relying on harder to steal cars and crooked insurance companies.
 
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