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(Listverse)   Man drowns when no one notices him at the bottom of the pool . . . at a party for 100 lifeguards celebrating no drownings that year   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, bachelor party, cognitive robotics, Vladimir Likhonos, Kawasaki  
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11672 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2013 at 10:58 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-31 07:40:31 AM  
2 votes:
Fine use of ironic tag
2013-01-31 12:38:52 PM  
1 vote:

Bungles: when he received a cock-inflicted wound to his right calf

What the hell happened to the wrong calf?
2013-01-31 11:15:40 AM  
1 vote:
Kinda like a big, fatal explosion on your oil rig, resulting in an oil spill, during a party celebrating safety.
2013-01-31 11:02:00 AM  
1 vote:
It's not ironic because all the guards were off duty and probably drunk so I would fully expect someone to drown under these conditions.
2013-01-31 09:20:27 AM  
1 vote:

TexasPeace: Fine use of ironic tag

Don't ya think?
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