TexasPeace: Fine use of ironic tag
vodka: It's not ironic because all the guards were off duty and probably drunk so I would fully expect someone to drown under these conditions.
when he received a cock-inflicted wound to his right calf
mafiageek1980: Phil Collins reference in 3....2.....
Nothing To See Here: Was his name Bob ?
Diogenes: For the bachelor party, the groom-to-be's friends ordered a special surprise: a cake with a stripper inside. As cliché as that is, things took a decidedly bad turn when the stripper failed to emerge from the cake on cue. Naturally, the men assumed she had gotten out of the baked dessert at some point and so went ahead with opening it in order to check. It was their turn to be surprised, however, when they discovered the lifeless body of their hired dancer still nestled patiently inside the cake. Apparently, she had suffocated after waiting over an hour in the sealed wooden confection.Well that sucks. It's no fun if the stripper comes pre-killed.
jdemartino: "In 1985"Got any "news" from this millennium?
Englebert Slaptyback: Nothing To See HereWas his name Bob ?Yes, but the situation gave him a sinking feeling.
Glancing Blow: I'd hit six of those seven. He got a real pretty mouth ain't he? (obscure?)[listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 600x362]
show me: Glancing Blow: I'd hit six of those seven. He got a real pretty mouth ain't he? (obscure?)[listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 600x362]Obscure? Maybe if you're, like, twelve.
Happy Hours: This had a ring of urban myth, but sure enough - I found the original article from the Weekly World News (which is even more reliable than the internet).According to that article the guy had a 2.5 (Yes, I klnow, but that's what the article says). http://books.google.com/books?id=3u8DAAAAMBAJ&pg=PT2&lpg=PT2&dq=jer ome +moody+drowning&source=bl&ots=r3PHeTDpRc&sig=imqeNjN4ZIkCEXKim16vwOfkk OY&hl=en&sa=X&ei=LZYKUf_xGuGliQLEyIGgDA&sqi=2&ved=0CEUQ6AEwBA
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Journalism/writing has now been reduced to reducing wiki articles to Top 10 lists and adding pictures. news articles to funny headlineshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths[img.photobucket.com image 302x409]
revman64: Now THAT is ironic, unlike rain on your wedding day...
The One True TheDavid: 4: The Byford DolphinThis rapid decompression killed all but one of the divers, but one in particular gets the most interest for the manner in which this event affected him: he exploded. The gases in his body instantly expanded, causing the ejection of all of his thoracic and abdominal organs, including even his thoracic spine, and the shedding of all of his limbs. Nearly simultaneously, his remains were sucked through the opening of the door which was only 24 inches (60.96 cm) in diameter. It sounds like a hellish way to go out, but the consolation here is that it was too fast to be anything but painless.WANT!! Great special effects and painless too.My other cool method involves going off in a lonely field away from any populated place to wrap dynamite around myself. BOOM! Instant coyote food, already disassembled and even partly cooked.Sadly it's hard to get either means, so if I have to do it myself I'll probably just hang myself like an ordinary derelict.
Bungles: when he received a cock-inflicted wound to his right calf
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