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2013-01-31 08:06:59 AM
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2013-01-31 09:16:49 AM
2 votes:
Since when is Pravda filled with anti-American propaganda?
2013-01-31 08:46:02 AM
2 votes:
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"Adop me, muthafuka."
2013-01-31 08:34:37 AM
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eKonk: Sure, blame the good American foster parents who rescued these poor damaged children.  Would you rather they stood in breadlines for days on end like all other Russians?  And be forced to call everyone 'Comrade'? Be given nothing but wodka in their bottles?  Being forced to trudge through miles kilometers of snow, year round, on their way to the salt mines?  Because that's what Russia is, I read it in a definitive news-like article nearly thirty years ago.


You are sorely out of touch with modern Russia.  it is not longer long trudges to salt mines.  From my hours of research, it is now one large game of Frogger where you have to avoid drunken motorists driving their little commie rattle trap cars.  The difficultly is that you are drunk too, even as child.  Because in Russia, everyone is always drunk.  But its okay as royalties from dashcam footage is now Russia's major source of income.  I know this from hours of fantastic YouTube and Break videos.
2013-01-31 09:26:00 AM
1 votes:
 If Russia and China and other countries really wanted to poke the dynamite monkey
they would close off adoptions to the U.S. for one reason. No guaranteed health care.
The howls of moral confusion from the wing-nuts and religious freaks would be audible in
what's left of Timbuktu.
2013-01-31 09:11:39 AM
1 votes:
Russian kids I can understand abusing. The communism and Stalinesque ideals run deep, and the only known method of purifying their souls with capitalism and democracy is torture.
2013-01-31 09:10:51 AM
1 votes:

dr.zaeus: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Dreyelle: In 2007, there were 4,726 children exported from Guatemala to the United States. In 2009, the number reduced to 754, in 2011 - to only 32. Vietnam also banned the "export" of its children. In 2007, U.S. citizens adopted 828 Vietnamese children, in 2010 - 9, in 2011 - 0. Even the Chinese export of children to the U.S. has decreased by 50% over the past five years.

I'm good with this. Would-be parents in the US should look for children in the US. There are plenty available. Oh wait, I forgot, they aren't all non-black.  perfect.

I for one am shocked that the predominately white pool of adoptive parents might want to seek out children of their own race.  While most parents will inform the child later in life about their origins, I can't believe that many would want to have a child of a different race because it's easier to keep the lie going into adolescence and pretend that it "could be" their biological child.

Nah, what am I saying?  This is obviously a sign that Americans are racist and hate black kids, right?


Because when I think "white kids", I think of the Guatemalans, Chinese, and Vietnamese!

/derp
2013-01-31 09:00:08 AM
1 votes:
I want a cute little Asian baby, he would get on splendidly with my labradoodle pup.
2013-01-31 08:54:09 AM
1 votes:
This reminds me of the old days when I listened to Radio Moscow. Some of the propaganda was hilarious.
2013-01-31 08:24:11 AM
1 votes:
Meh, my mom used to take me to K-Mart just so she could beat me.
2013-01-31 08:22:38 AM
1 votes:
Sure, blame the good American foster parents who rescued these poor damaged children.  Would you rather they stood in breadlines for days on end like all other Russians?  And be forced to call everyone 'Comrade'? Be given nothing but wodka in their bottles?  Being forced to trudge through miles kilometers of snow, year round, on their way to the salt mines?  Because that's what Russia is, I read it in a definitive news-like article nearly thirty years ago.
2013-01-31 08:02:26 AM
1 votes:

davidphogan: This phenomenon has an explanation. It is called the lack-of-attachment syndrome. This diagnosis, along with fetal alcohol syndrome, is attributed in the United States to adopted children, especially to those adopted from Russia.

Am I the only one who read that in a Rocky & Bullwinkle announcer voice?


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2013-01-31 01:42:09 AM
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This phenomenon has an explanation. It is called the lack-of-attachment syndrome. This diagnosis, along with fetal alcohol syndrome, is attributed in the United States to adopted children, especially to those adopted from Russia.

Am I the only one who read that in a Rocky & Bullwinkle announcer voice?
 
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