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(Daily Mail)   Clint Eastwood's curvaceous daughter photographed on the beach wearing a bikini   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 125
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2013-01-31 09:53:44 AM  
Isn't that the girl from TV that is dating the french model she met on the internet?
I would hit that.
 
2013-01-31 09:54:21 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut


We're old.
 
2013-01-31 09:59:39 AM  

First thoughts: She's a babe.


then I looked again
and I noticed
she has a face...
Clint's face...
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-31 10:01:30 AM  
I'd revenge her creature.

\clint's brief appearance on mst3k
 
2013-01-31 10:03:38 AM  
I'd Firefox her Rawhide
 
2013-01-31 10:11:00 AM  
I'd be good and bad to her ugly, with magnum force
 
2013-01-31 10:11:39 AM  
Head is up! Rub one out!

i1083.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 10:12:31 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(


Yeah I guess those pictures are lost to history. If only some sort of network for data transfer and storage existed that would allow perpetual access to such things. Why just imagine being able to enter a simple description and have direct access to content! Boy that would be a sight!

Hey, a man can dream, right?
 
2013-01-31 10:14:11 AM  
I'd think in Russian and fire a rear missle.
 
2013-01-31 10:16:59 AM  
I'd infiltrate deep into her Soviet base and steal her top-secret stealth fighter.
 
2013-01-31 10:24:01 AM  
Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous

I would suggest bigger boobs.  I feel pretty certain that she has the correct number of boobs.

/didn't see her back, so can't verify back boobs
 
2013-01-31 10:28:27 AM  
Nice face, fair body.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:16 AM  
Why does Clint let his daughter be such a whore?
 
2013-01-31 10:35:27 AM  
I'd hang her thigh.
 
2013-01-31 10:36:27 AM  
I'd run her Gauntlet.


\I'll stop now.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:54 AM  
I wouldn't say no to riding in her Pink Cadillac.
 
2013-01-31 10:44:54 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Yeah I guess those pictures are lost to history. If only some sort of network for data transfer and storage existed that would allow perpetual access to such things. Why just imagine being able to enter a simple description and have direct access to content! Boy that would be a sight!
Hey, a man can dream, right?


Oh right.  You think this is CSI or something?   Those kinds of things don't exist.
 
2013-01-31 10:48:43 AM  
I don't care what anyone says. I think this chick is hot.

The smile seals the deal for me.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-31 10:58:49 AM  
I'd take her where eagles dare.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:26 AM  
I'd sanction her Eiger
 
2013-01-31 11:06:59 AM  
Her Turino is not all that Gran.  Knees aren't sharp or anything, but she's definitely not up to my standards.  But if she wants to be a sugar mama, I wouldn't really say no.
 
2013-01-31 11:09:50 AM  
I think I finally understand what you people who complain about Selena Gomez having a "13 year olds face" are talking about.
 
2013-01-31 11:10:31 AM  
I dont have any trouble with her curves.
 
2013-01-31 11:37:28 AM  

Snapper Carr: Alison (nsfw)


Well those were... refreshingly tasteful.
 
2013-01-31 11:48:02 AM  

zekeburger: Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(

According to Wikipedia, Alison Eastwood posed for Playboy in February 2003.


I think it was further back than '03.
And yeah, I still may have that issue around here somewhere.
Nice looking, a 7.5 - 8.0.
Acted in a few movies that didn't suck.
Don't think she's been in a film in years, though.
 
2013-01-31 12:12:38 PM  
I'm missing something here.  She is somewhat famous, so why isn't FARK cutting her down and pointing out every single flaw?  Usually, someone will post a pic of an undeniably beautiful famous woman like Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Biel and Farkers will cut at every single possible imperfection.

Here we have an average girl at best and Farkers are blowing their wads over her.  She isn't even as hot as some of the school teachers Farkers seem to drool over.

Truly astounding.
 
2013-01-31 12:14:02 PM  
No...more...schitck.... I cant take any more puns.
 
2013-01-31 12:18:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I'm missing something here.  She is somewhat famous, so why isn't FARK cutting her down and pointing out every single flaw?  Usually, someone will post a pic of an undeniably beautiful famous woman like Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Biel and Farkers will cut at every single possible imperfection.

Here we have an average girl at best and Farkers are blowing their wads over her.  She isn't even as hot as some of the school teachers Farkers seem to drool over.

Truly astounding.


She doesn't have the taint of The TAINT yet.

That said, she could be my victim in Tightrope.
 
2013-01-31 12:19:33 PM  
She looks alright. Those are some baby-makin' hips.
 
2013-01-31 12:22:31 PM  
For those who refuse to click on a Daily Fail link, or those who can't at work, here's a pic of her:

www.aduckinherpond.com

A muffin top on a flat dish.

/wouldn't stop me from eating it
 
2013-01-31 12:27:21 PM  

trickymoo: No...more...schitck.... I cant take any more puns.


There is no escape from this alcatraz of humor, you can try to cross a tightrope, any which way you can, but the sudden impact of our puns will keep you in the line of fire until a letter from Iwo Jima reaches the hereafter.
 
2013-01-31 12:27:49 PM  
I'd like her ass to have a sudden impact with my cock.
 
2013-01-31 12:34:36 PM  
Is it possible for a woman to be the opposite of a butterface?  Good from the neck up, iffy from the neck down?  What's that even called?
 
2013-01-31 12:34:41 PM  

zekeburger: Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(

According to Wikipedia, Alison Eastwood posed for Playboy in February 2003.

The brunette (Morgan Eastwood) in miss diminuitive's post above is the little girl that waves to Hilary Swank in the gas station parking lot in Million Dollar Baby.

Crewmannumber6: Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary

Seven children by five women.

Kimber Tunis
Kyle Eastwood
Alison Eastwood
Scott Reeves
Kathryn Reeves
Francesca Fisher-Eastwood
Morgan Eastwood (I almost typed Freeman out of habit)


"Titty Sprinkles", indeed.
 
2013-01-31 12:46:01 PM  

vudukungfu: ModernPrimitive01: I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut

We're old.


speak for yourself. I just like old movies
 
2013-01-31 12:48:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: EvilEgg: John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...



You're fat! You look as though you're not but you are.
Soap


I thought it was "...and you look as though you should be, but you're not".
 
2013-01-31 12:51:33 PM  
www.patentlyqueer.com

"Hey, Blondie! You know what you are!"
 
2013-01-31 12:53:43 PM  
Oh hell yes.
 
2013-01-31 01:00:51 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Is it possible for a woman to be the opposite of a butterface?  Good from the neck up, iffy from the neck down?  What's that even called?


Butterbody?
 
2013-01-31 01:11:53 PM  
Needs more muscle tone. She gets a bonus for no tattoos.
 
2013-01-31 01:13:41 PM  

vudukungfu: ModernPrimitive01: I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut

We're old.


She does:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-31 01:19:54 PM  
You people have weird tastes
 
2013-01-31 01:22:34 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I'm missing something here.  She is somewhat famous, so why isn't FARK cutting her down and pointing out every single flaw?  Usually, someone will post a pic of an undeniably beautiful famous woman like Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Biel and Farkers will cut at every single possible imperfection.

Here we have an average girl at best and Farkers are blowing their wads over her.  She isn't even as hot as some of the school teachers Farkers seem to drool over.

Truly astounding.


Beats the hell out of me. My guess is that the really hot ones intimidate them or they get off on ripping them apart. She's cute, but I'm no mix-a-lot.
 
2013-01-31 01:34:30 PM  
Talk about mud flaps, that girl's got 'em.
 
2013-01-31 01:50:41 PM  
It's like they made her eyes too far apart.

/Goddesses
 
2013-01-31 01:54:01 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: speak for yourself.


Ok, I'm old.
I'd still like to rub oil all over her.
 
2013-01-31 02:04:58 PM  
<img src="i.dailymail.co.uk "> <img src="i.imgur.com ">
 
2013-01-31 02:22:05 PM  
It sounds like submitter is going to anally rape and then rob her.
 
2013-01-31 02:35:00 PM  
I expected a typical Skeletor... Was pleasantly surprised. The face is pretty as hell and the body is sexy. Good job Subby.
 
2013-01-31 02:37:41 PM  
i260.photobucket.com
 
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