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2013-01-31 01:18:16 AM  
I'm feeling lucky...
 
2013-01-31 01:28:39 AM  
Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous.  She's more pear-shaped.    Actress?  I guess so.  She must have taken thirteen years off between roles to find herself.
 
2013-01-31 02:08:21 AM  

IgG4: I'm feeling lucky...


Punk.
 
2013-01-31 02:08:56 AM  
You've got to ask yourself: did he cum five times, or six?
 
2013-01-31 04:30:43 AM  
A man's got to know his limitations.
 
2013-01-31 07:22:44 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

www.zuguide.com

/hot
 
2013-01-31 07:25:02 AM  
And before people think political genetics, let me just mention:

Rebecca De Mornay

/hot women come from crazy parents
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 07:49:45 AM  
She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.
 
2013-01-31 07:58:29 AM  

ZAZ: She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.


No, she'll probably bump uglies with somebody bad.
 
2013-01-31 08:05:07 AM  
John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...
 
2013-01-31 08:08:23 AM  
I'd go every which way but loose on that pale rider
 
2013-01-31 08:13:08 AM  
I'd paint her wagon.
 
2013-01-31 08:41:20 AM  
He must have waited until late in life to have kids.
 
2013-01-31 08:42:12 AM  
I'd debate her chair.
 
2013-01-31 08:45:34 AM  
I don't think it's nice, you fappin'.
 
2013-01-31 08:48:09 AM  
Based on those pictures, the more appropriate pun would have been "Trouble with the Curve"

/amirite?
//I'd totally Bridge HER Madison County!!!
///am I doing this right
 
2013-01-31 08:48:15 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: He must have waited until late in life to have kids.


Yeah, that must be some age gap.

She's pretty, but not exactly my type, so to speak.
 
2013-01-31 08:48:38 AM  

xanadian: ZAZ: She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.

No, she'll probably bump uglies with somebody bad.


Good?
 
2013-01-31 08:50:05 AM  
meh
 
2013-01-31 08:50:50 AM  
Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(
 
2013-01-31 08:51:08 AM  

ZAZ: She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.


Do you feel lucky? Well do you PUNK?
 
2013-01-31 08:52:46 AM  
I'd get Two Mules for her Sister Sara

...Am I doing it right?
 
2013-01-31 08:53:37 AM  
Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary
 
2013-01-31 08:54:31 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous


QFT
 
2013-01-31 08:55:18 AM  

EvilEgg: John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...




You're fat! You look as though you're not but you are.
Soap
 
2013-01-31 08:55:23 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Get off my daughter.
 
2013-01-31 08:56:41 AM  

doczoidberg


Get off my daughter


Get off my spawn!
 
2013-01-31 08:58:51 AM  
I'd hit it so hard Clint Eastwood would have to make an emotionally distressing decision to take her off life support.


/Uh...spoiler?
 
2013-01-31 09:00:19 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(


Alison Eastwood is daughter that is a nude model. Should be pics of her instead
 
2013-01-31 09:00:48 AM  

buntz: Based on those pictures, the more appropriate pun would have been "Trouble with the Curve"

/amirite?
//I'd totally Bridge HER Madison County!!!
///am I doing this right


Those puns were unforgiveable.
 
2013-01-31 09:01:07 AM  
I'd like to turn her every which way but loose

5wordmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-31 09:01:12 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(


According to Wikipedia, Alison Eastwood posed for Playboy in February 2003.

The brunette (Morgan Eastwood) in miss diminuitive's post above is the little girl that waves to Hilary Swank in the gas station parking lot in Million Dollar Baby.

Crewmannumber6: Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary


Seven children by five women.

Kimber Tunis
Kyle Eastwood
Alison Eastwood
Scott Reeves
Kathryn Reeves
Francesca Fisher-Eastwood
Morgan Eastwood (I almost typed Freeman out of habit)
 
2013-01-31 09:02:36 AM  
What kind of sissy name is that?
i196.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 09:04:20 AM  
I'd Play Misty For her

I'd go all Rowdy on her Yates

I'd Bluff her Coogan???

I'd be all up in her Pink Cadillac
 
2013-01-31 09:04:51 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(




Alison (nsfw)

To make you feel dirty for clicking the above, here she is at age 11 with her dad in the film Tightrope


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-31 09:07:52 AM  

Snapper Carr: Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(

Alison (nsfw)

To make you feel dirty for clicking the above, here she is at age 11 with her dad in the film Tightrope


[i.imgur.com image 400x250]


I'm feeling something, but it's not dirty.
 
2013-01-31 09:09:18 AM  
Is Allison Eastwood another daughter? She is way hot also.
 
2013-01-31 09:11:19 AM  
I'd consult the manual and then mount her in an orderly, proficient, military manner
 
2013-01-31 09:17:00 AM  

media.tumblr.com
"They're taking pictures of me in my bikini, Daddy!"

 
2013-01-31 09:17:48 AM  
Meh, He's got another daughter that shuns the limelight and she's way hotter without all the AW'ing (I'm not calling her out on Fark, You'll just have to use your google-fu.)
 
2013-01-31 09:20:18 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: doczoidberg

Get off my daughter


Get off my spawn!



Bravo, sir!
 
2013-01-31 09:21:24 AM  

nursedude: I'd consult the manual and then mount her in an orderly, proficient, military manner


I would write that manual, for I am the Technical Writer, writer of manuals.
 
2013-01-31 09:23:27 AM  
Curvaceous? More like....

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-31 09:28:41 AM  
And I'd do it for a few dollars more.
 
2013-01-31 09:32:03 AM  
I'd High Plains her Drifter

//wut?
 
2013-01-31 09:36:28 AM  
I wonder if she'd have trouble with my curve.
 
2013-01-31 09:37:12 AM  
I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut
 
2013-01-31 09:38:58 AM  
I enjoy her pale skin, but wish her assessts we more ample (IBTC)
 
2013-01-31 09:43:54 AM  
Thank god, she doesn't look like her father.
 
2013-01-31 09:44:24 AM  

OutsiderJ: Curvaceous? More like....

[upload.wikimedia.org image 614x410]


Low calorie?  Minty?
 
2013-01-31 09:53:44 AM  
Isn't that the girl from TV that is dating the french model she met on the internet?
I would hit that.
 
2013-01-31 09:54:21 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut


We're old.
 
2013-01-31 09:59:39 AM  

First thoughts: She's a babe.


then I looked again
and I noticed
she has a face...
Clint's face...
i1.kym-cdn.com

 
2013-01-31 10:01:30 AM  
I'd revenge her creature.

\clint's brief appearance on mst3k
 
2013-01-31 10:03:38 AM  
I'd Firefox her Rawhide
 
2013-01-31 10:11:00 AM  
I'd be good and bad to her ugly, with magnum force
 
2013-01-31 10:11:39 AM  
Head is up! Rub one out!

i1083.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 10:12:31 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(


Yeah I guess those pictures are lost to history. If only some sort of network for data transfer and storage existed that would allow perpetual access to such things. Why just imagine being able to enter a simple description and have direct access to content! Boy that would be a sight!

Hey, a man can dream, right?
 
2013-01-31 10:14:11 AM  
I'd think in Russian and fire a rear missle.
 
2013-01-31 10:16:59 AM  
I'd infiltrate deep into her Soviet base and steal her top-secret stealth fighter.
 
2013-01-31 10:24:01 AM  
Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous

I would suggest bigger boobs.  I feel pretty certain that she has the correct number of boobs.

/didn't see her back, so can't verify back boobs
 
2013-01-31 10:28:27 AM  
Nice face, fair body.
 
2013-01-31 10:34:16 AM  
Why does Clint let his daughter be such a whore?
 
2013-01-31 10:35:27 AM  
I'd hang her thigh.
 
2013-01-31 10:36:27 AM  
I'd run her Gauntlet.


\I'll stop now.
 
2013-01-31 10:40:54 AM  
I wouldn't say no to riding in her Pink Cadillac.
 
2013-01-31 10:44:54 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Yeah I guess those pictures are lost to history. If only some sort of network for data transfer and storage existed that would allow perpetual access to such things. Why just imagine being able to enter a simple description and have direct access to content! Boy that would be a sight!
Hey, a man can dream, right?


Oh right.  You think this is CSI or something?   Those kinds of things don't exist.
 
2013-01-31 10:48:43 AM  
I don't care what anyone says. I think this chick is hot.

The smile seals the deal for me.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-31 10:58:49 AM  
I'd take her where eagles dare.
 
2013-01-31 11:06:26 AM  
I'd sanction her Eiger
 
2013-01-31 11:06:59 AM  
Her Turino is not all that Gran.  Knees aren't sharp or anything, but she's definitely not up to my standards.  But if she wants to be a sugar mama, I wouldn't really say no.
 
2013-01-31 11:09:50 AM  
I think I finally understand what you people who complain about Selena Gomez having a "13 year olds face" are talking about.
 
2013-01-31 11:10:31 AM  
I dont have any trouble with her curves.
 
2013-01-31 11:37:28 AM  

Snapper Carr: Alison (nsfw)


Well those were... refreshingly tasteful.
 
2013-01-31 11:48:02 AM  

zekeburger: Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(

According to Wikipedia, Alison Eastwood posed for Playboy in February 2003.


I think it was further back than '03.
And yeah, I still may have that issue around here somewhere.
Nice looking, a 7.5 - 8.0.
Acted in a few movies that didn't suck.
Don't think she's been in a film in years, though.
 
2013-01-31 12:12:38 PM  
I'm missing something here.  She is somewhat famous, so why isn't FARK cutting her down and pointing out every single flaw?  Usually, someone will post a pic of an undeniably beautiful famous woman like Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Biel and Farkers will cut at every single possible imperfection.

Here we have an average girl at best and Farkers are blowing their wads over her.  She isn't even as hot as some of the school teachers Farkers seem to drool over.

Truly astounding.
 
2013-01-31 12:14:02 PM  
No...more...schitck.... I cant take any more puns.
 
2013-01-31 12:18:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I'm missing something here.  She is somewhat famous, so why isn't FARK cutting her down and pointing out every single flaw?  Usually, someone will post a pic of an undeniably beautiful famous woman like Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Biel and Farkers will cut at every single possible imperfection.

Here we have an average girl at best and Farkers are blowing their wads over her.  She isn't even as hot as some of the school teachers Farkers seem to drool over.

Truly astounding.


She doesn't have the taint of The TAINT yet.

That said, she could be my victim in Tightrope.
 
2013-01-31 12:19:33 PM  
She looks alright. Those are some baby-makin' hips.
 
2013-01-31 12:22:31 PM  
For those who refuse to click on a Daily Fail link, or those who can't at work, here's a pic of her:

www.aduckinherpond.com

A muffin top on a flat dish.

/wouldn't stop me from eating it
 
2013-01-31 12:27:21 PM  

trickymoo: No...more...schitck.... I cant take any more puns.


There is no escape from this alcatraz of humor, you can try to cross a tightrope, any which way you can, but the sudden impact of our puns will keep you in the line of fire until a letter from Iwo Jima reaches the hereafter.
 
2013-01-31 12:27:49 PM  
I'd like her ass to have a sudden impact with my cock.
 
2013-01-31 12:34:36 PM  
Is it possible for a woman to be the opposite of a butterface?  Good from the neck up, iffy from the neck down?  What's that even called?
 
2013-01-31 12:34:41 PM  

zekeburger: Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(

According to Wikipedia, Alison Eastwood posed for Playboy in February 2003.

The brunette (Morgan Eastwood) in miss diminuitive's post above is the little girl that waves to Hilary Swank in the gas station parking lot in Million Dollar Baby.

Crewmannumber6: Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary

Seven children by five women.

Kimber Tunis
Kyle Eastwood
Alison Eastwood
Scott Reeves
Kathryn Reeves
Francesca Fisher-Eastwood
Morgan Eastwood (I almost typed Freeman out of habit)


"Titty Sprinkles", indeed.
 
2013-01-31 12:46:01 PM  

vudukungfu: ModernPrimitive01: I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut

We're old.


speak for yourself. I just like old movies
 
2013-01-31 12:48:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: EvilEgg: John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...

You're fat! You look as though you're not but you are.
Soap


I thought it was "...and you look as though you should be, but you're not".
 
2013-01-31 12:51:33 PM  
www.patentlyqueer.com

"Hey, Blondie! You know what you are!"
 
2013-01-31 12:53:43 PM  
Oh hell yes.
 
2013-01-31 01:00:51 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Is it possible for a woman to be the opposite of a butterface?  Good from the neck up, iffy from the neck down?  What's that even called?


Butterbody?
 
2013-01-31 01:11:53 PM  
Needs more muscle tone. She gets a bonus for no tattoos.
 
2013-01-31 01:13:41 PM  

vudukungfu: ModernPrimitive01: I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut

We're old.


She does:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-31 01:19:54 PM  
You people have weird tastes
 
2013-01-31 01:22:34 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I'm missing something here.  She is somewhat famous, so why isn't FARK cutting her down and pointing out every single flaw?  Usually, someone will post a pic of an undeniably beautiful famous woman like Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Biel and Farkers will cut at every single possible imperfection.

Here we have an average girl at best and Farkers are blowing their wads over her.  She isn't even as hot as some of the school teachers Farkers seem to drool over.

Truly astounding.


Beats the hell out of me. My guess is that the really hot ones intimidate them or they get off on ripping them apart. She's cute, but I'm no mix-a-lot.
 
2013-01-31 01:34:30 PM  
Talk about mud flaps, that girl's got 'em.
 
2013-01-31 01:50:41 PM  
It's like they made her eyes too far apart.

/Goddesses
 
2013-01-31 01:54:01 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: speak for yourself.


Ok, I'm old.
I'd still like to rub oil all over her.
 
2013-01-31 02:04:58 PM  
<img src="i.dailymail.co.uk "> <img src="i.imgur.com ">
 
2013-01-31 02:22:05 PM  
It sounds like submitter is going to anally rape and then rob her.
 
2013-01-31 02:35:00 PM  
I expected a typical Skeletor... Was pleasantly surprised. The face is pretty as hell and the body is sexy. Good job Subby.
 
2013-01-31 02:37:41 PM  
i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 02:42:09 PM  
img1.bdbphotos.com

Much hotter
 
2013-01-31 02:43:30 PM  
She looks really glad that someone thinks enough of her to take her picture.  I don't think I would have used any camera battery power on her.
 
2013-01-31 02:51:50 PM  
I'd prefer not to be killed by Mr. Eastwood.
 
2013-01-31 03:11:24 PM  
Gilligann:


i50.tinypic.com
I've seen this guy. He's really good. You can't even see his mouth move.
 
2013-01-31 03:13:48 PM  
I'd Kelly's Her Hero!

\\she's alright, but momma drank while she was enutero.
 
2013-01-31 03:34:40 PM  
Holy crap, that's a soft 19.

Apparently she skipped the "beefing it in the shower and heeling it down the drain" phase every potential Hollywood starlet needs to go through in order to be taken seriously.
 
2013-01-31 04:14:51 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous.  She's more pear-shaped.    Actress?  I guess so.  She must have taken thirteen years off between roles to find herself.


Was essentially going to come to say this. Since when does flat with a muffin top mean curvaceous?
 
2013-01-31 04:34:11 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: vudukungfu: ModernPrimitive01: I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut

We're old.

She does:

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 239x238]


I do too. One of the old time radio guys had us watch it to warn us about stalkers
 
2013-01-31 05:31:18 PM  
Crewmannumber6

Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary

I'm thinking you mean the other NY Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie, who has 12 kids from 8 women. Revis has 2 kids from the same woman.

But we get the idea.
 
2013-01-31 05:51:42 PM  

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x936]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1050]

[www.zuguide.com image 723x356]

/hot


Would rather have some pics of Clint's hot Latina wife....
 
2013-01-31 06:37:21 PM  

master_of_rayality: Crewmannumber6

Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary

I'm thinking you mean the other NY Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie, who has 12 kids from 8 women. Revis has 2 kids from the same woman.

But we get the idea.


Yeah, that
 
2013-01-31 06:40:42 PM  
I'd go behind her lines, with or without Oddball and his band of merry men.
 
2013-01-31 07:11:38 PM  
Wow, they really should not have started out with the pic they did... almost made me click out until I saw the other ones.
 
2013-01-31 08:00:02 PM  
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
 
2013-01-31 08:03:40 PM  
She's a lovely womany shape, almost hourglass, but needs to tone or she'll be in trouble in a few years.

None of you noticed, but she has her father's eyes.  I like his pants.25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-31 08:51:24 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: And before people think political genetics, let me just mention:

Rebecca De Mornay

/hot women come from crazy parents


Wally George would have been a RINO in today's Republican party

//amidoingitrite?
 
2013-01-31 10:10:17 PM  
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-01-31 10:18:03 PM  
I really don't get all the "no rack" comments. Did y'all look at the side shot? There's more there than the front shots suggest.

lilistonic: She's a lovely womany shape, almost hourglass, but needs to tone or she'll be in trouble in a few years.

None of you noticed, but she has her father's eyes.  I like his pants.[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x1150]


Nah, that was the first damn thing I noticed. And it creeped me the hell out!
 
2013-01-31 11:42:54 PM  
lilistonic:None of you noticed, but she has her father's eyes.

screencrave.com

Gomez, take those away from her.
 
2013-02-01 01:47:44 AM  

Bullseyed: AdolfOliverPanties: Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous.  She's more pear-shaped.    Actress?  I guess so.  She must have taken thirteen years off between roles to find herself.

Was essentially going to come to say this. Since when does flat with a muffin top mean curvaceous?


Since the Fark chubbychaser brigade got hold of this thread.
 
2013-02-01 06:47:41 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: He must have waited until late in life to have kids.


Not really. He had two around the time Dirty Harry was a hit.

As for the younger ones, Clint's like the Shawn Kemp of Hollywood. He's got like 8 kids by 5 different women and god knows how many abortions under his hat.
 
2013-02-01 08:37:37 AM  
Lots of studmen in this thread.

She's quite pretty, and very well proportioned.

Her father is also one of the toughest SOBs in the movie business, so I'll just back away slowly and keep
my eyes respectfully focussed on her face.
 
2013-02-01 03:51:51 PM  

lilistonic: She's a lovely womany shape, almost hourglass, but needs to tone or she'll be in trouble in a few years.

None of you noticed, but she has her father's eyes.  I like his pants.[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x1150]


holy hell...look at that...damn why do we have to get old...and die...
 
2013-02-01 08:53:03 PM  
All of Clint's daughters are beautiful and very independent minded.  Very nice women until you piss them off then they go all Clint Eastwood on you...so I have heard.
 
2013-02-03 03:17:23 AM  
I'd gunny her highway
bring those child bearing hips over here, mami
 
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