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(Daily Mail)   Clint Eastwood's curvaceous daughter photographed on the beach wearing a bikini   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 125
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2013-01-31 01:18:16 AM
I'm feeling lucky...
 
2013-01-31 01:28:39 AM
Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous.  She's more pear-shaped.    Actress?  I guess so.  She must have taken thirteen years off between roles to find herself.
 
2013-01-31 02:08:21 AM

IgG4: I'm feeling lucky...


Punk.
 
2013-01-31 02:08:56 AM
You've got to ask yourself: did he cum five times, or six?
 
2013-01-31 04:30:43 AM
A man's got to know his limitations.
 
2013-01-31 07:22:44 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

www.zuguide.com

/hot
 
2013-01-31 07:25:02 AM
And before people think political genetics, let me just mention:

Rebecca De Mornay

/hot women come from crazy parents
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-31 07:49:45 AM
She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.
 
2013-01-31 07:58:29 AM

ZAZ: She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.


No, she'll probably bump uglies with somebody bad.
 
2013-01-31 08:05:07 AM
John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...
 
2013-01-31 08:08:23 AM
I'd go every which way but loose on that pale rider
 
2013-01-31 08:13:08 AM
I'd paint her wagon.
 
2013-01-31 08:41:20 AM
He must have waited until late in life to have kids.
 
2013-01-31 08:42:12 AM
I'd debate her chair.
 
2013-01-31 08:45:34 AM
I don't think it's nice, you fappin'.
 
2013-01-31 08:48:09 AM
Based on those pictures, the more appropriate pun would have been "Trouble with the Curve"

/amirite?
//I'd totally Bridge HER Madison County!!!
///am I doing this right
 
2013-01-31 08:48:15 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: He must have waited until late in life to have kids.


Yeah, that must be some age gap.

She's pretty, but not exactly my type, so to speak.
 
2013-01-31 08:48:38 AM

xanadian: ZAZ: She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.

No, she'll probably bump uglies with somebody bad.


Good?
 
2013-01-31 08:50:05 AM
meh
 
2013-01-31 08:50:50 AM
Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(
 
2013-01-31 08:51:08 AM

ZAZ: She looks good. I wonder if she'll be bad with somebody ugly.


Do you feel lucky? Well do you PUNK?
 
2013-01-31 08:52:46 AM
I'd get Two Mules for her Sister Sara

...Am I doing it right?
 
2013-01-31 08:53:37 AM
Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary
 
2013-01-31 08:54:31 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: Needs more boobs to be called curvaceous


QFT
 
2013-01-31 08:55:18 AM

EvilEgg: John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...




You're fat! You look as though you're not but you are.
Soap
 
2013-01-31 08:55:23 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Get off my daughter.
 
2013-01-31 08:56:41 AM

doczoidberg


Get off my daughter


Get off my spawn!
 
2013-01-31 08:58:51 AM
I'd hit it so hard Clint Eastwood would have to make an emotionally distressing decision to take her off life support.


/Uh...spoiler?
 
2013-01-31 09:00:19 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(


Alison Eastwood is daughter that is a nude model. Should be pics of her instead
 
2013-01-31 09:00:48 AM

buntz: Based on those pictures, the more appropriate pun would have been "Trouble with the Curve"

/amirite?
//I'd totally Bridge HER Madison County!!!
///am I doing this right


Those puns were unforgiveable.
 
2013-01-31 09:01:07 AM
I'd like to turn her every which way but loose

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2013-01-31 09:01:12 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(


According to Wikipedia, Alison Eastwood posed for Playboy in February 2003.

The brunette (Morgan Eastwood) in miss diminuitive's post above is the little girl that waves to Hilary Swank in the gas station parking lot in Million Dollar Baby.

Crewmannumber6: Clint Eastwood has more children by more women than Darrelle Revis , and that girl looks the epitome of ordinary


Seven children by five women.

Kimber Tunis
Kyle Eastwood
Alison Eastwood
Scott Reeves
Kathryn Reeves
Francesca Fisher-Eastwood
Morgan Eastwood (I almost typed Freeman out of habit)
 
2013-01-31 09:02:36 AM
What kind of sissy name is that?
i196.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-31 09:04:20 AM
I'd Play Misty For her

I'd go all Rowdy on her Yates

I'd Bluff her Coogan???

I'd be all up in her Pink Cadillac
 
2013-01-31 09:04:51 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(




Alison (nsfw)

To make you feel dirty for clicking the above, here she is at age 11 with her dad in the film Tightrope


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-31 09:07:52 AM

Snapper Carr: Mid_mo_mad_man: Before I clicked the link I figured it was the same daughter if his that posed for Plaboy. Sadly it is not.
I can't recall her name and the misses made me trash my Playboy stash :(

Alison (nsfw)

To make you feel dirty for clicking the above, here she is at age 11 with her dad in the film Tightrope


[i.imgur.com image 400x250]


I'm feeling something, but it's not dirty.
 
2013-01-31 09:09:18 AM
Is Allison Eastwood another daughter? She is way hot also.
 
2013-01-31 09:11:19 AM
I'd consult the manual and then mount her in an orderly, proficient, military manner
 
2013-01-31 09:17:00 AM
media.tumblr.com
"They're taking pictures of me in my bikini, Daddy!"
 
2013-01-31 09:17:48 AM
Meh, He's got another daughter that shuns the limelight and she's way hotter without all the AW'ing (I'm not calling her out on Fark, You'll just have to use your google-fu.)
 
2013-01-31 09:20:18 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: doczoidberg

Get off my daughter


Get off my spawn!



Bravo, sir!
 
2013-01-31 09:21:24 AM

nursedude: I'd consult the manual and then mount her in an orderly, proficient, military manner


I would write that manual, for I am the Technical Writer, writer of manuals.
 
2013-01-31 09:23:27 AM
Curvaceous? More like....

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-31 09:28:41 AM
And I'd do it for a few dollars more.
 
2013-01-31 09:32:03 AM
I'd High Plains her Drifter

//wut?
 
2013-01-31 09:36:28 AM
I wonder if she'd have trouble with my curve.
 
2013-01-31 09:37:12 AM
I'd play Misty for her

/does anyone even remember this movie
//Eastwood's directorial debut
 
2013-01-31 09:38:58 AM
I enjoy her pale skin, but wish her assessts we more ample (IBTC)
 
2013-01-31 09:43:54 AM
Thank god, she doesn't look like her father.
 
2013-01-31 09:44:24 AM

OutsiderJ: Curvaceous? More like....

[upload.wikimedia.org image 614x410]


Low calorie?  Minty?
 
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