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(Gawker)   Quickest way to shut down an asshat in the background of your live shot? Ask them how long they've had an STD   (gawker.com) divider line 36
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2013-01-31 01:16:14 AM
10 votes:
Ms. 49ers has

- Human Immunownedeficiency Virus
- Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrowned
- Human Papitoldavirus.
- Ohsnaphyllis
- Gonownedrrhea
- Herpaderpes
2013-01-31 01:10:22 AM
7 votes:
I'm  glad she got the drunk chick out of her really important and hard-hitting news story about how clean and shiny the street was after the streetsweeper went by.
2013-01-31 01:30:40 AM
5 votes:
How long have you had an STD?
"Well.... i caught HIV a few months ago and the doctors told me I only have a few more days to live. That's why i'm here trying to make the best of it.  But I'm sure your listeners don't care about my problems.  Besides I  wouldn't want to interrupt you're important street sweeping story."
2013-01-31 01:30:57 AM
4 votes:

rashisti: As the resident NOLA dude, I'm going to take offense at this reporter....It's farking Bourbon Street....there is a reason I avoid that street like the plague most nights, but on top of her being all biatchy about her live shot when I would think that was the exact reason you decided to do a live shot there "look at all these crazy party animals at 6:15am well before the superbowl has started" so for her to be all pissy is wrong of her....now I am even more pissed about her being all like "yeah, it smells like someone vomited pine-sol" yeah, I can tell you one of those uppity Miami biatches that I would have nothing to do with. Want the city to smell nicer, with less trash? Well, I think it would be as simple enough as informing the tourist not to use the city streets as a toilet....but if NOPD brought down the hammer and arrested a bunch of people there would be much whining. So, how bout we all shut the fark up, buy multiple drinks and tip our bartender, and call it a day?I can dish it, but I refuse to take it.

2013-01-31 01:23:20 AM
4 votes:

Loren: It sounds like she's setting herself up for a slander suit.


anythings better than what she's wearing.
2013-01-31 12:37:28 AM
4 votes:
Oh to the snap

Ohsnap
2013-01-31 01:07:02 AM
3 votes:
Fantastic!  Too bad she couldn't get the woman's info.... by the time she was sober and back in Cali, it could be all over her friends Facebook pages.
2013-01-31 12:56:12 AM
3 votes:
Don't play the game if you're not comfortable with losing.
2013-01-31 04:20:01 AM
2 votes:

andynz81: Marshal805: andynz81: The reporter came across as nasty and precious to me.

Precious is a bad thing now?

As a personality trait? Yes? Unless we're having some kind of lost in translation/cultural dissonance moment.


Aren't you precious.
2013-01-31 01:25:48 AM
2 votes:
Awesome. Did it "shut her down"? No, not even slightly. It did, however, make her look like a total idiot, and that was more than enough.
2013-01-31 01:13:22 AM
2 votes:

The Larch: I'm  glad she got the drunk chick out of her really important and hard-hitting news story about how clean and shiny the street was after the streetsweeper went by.


She was  letting her producer or similar know she was not happy about her assignment that's for damn sure.
2013-01-31 01:10:50 AM
2 votes:
I saw this on Gawker like 6 hours ago. Why is Fark always behind the other sites? I bet this was on Reddit, like, 3 days ago.
2013-01-30 10:51:59 PM
2 votes:
I'd answer: "I'm not sure. When did your mom catch it?"
2013-01-31 06:13:17 AM
1 votes:
Pine-Sol is the best smell you can hope for coming from New Orleans. Also, that was a man.
2013-01-31 02:31:53 AM
1 votes:

jst3p: kim jong-un: jst3p: kim jong-un: How DARE that woman get into the shot of this reporter?  I mean, it's 5am, on Bourbon Street with the superbowl coming up... doesn't she know proper decorum for such a sacred area?

What a whiny biatch of a reporter.  What kind of reporter gets upset at the exact type of behavior that you are trying to encourage by filming in such an area?  Again, it's in front of a bar, on Bourbon Street...

What a whiny biatch of a fark poster. She didn't whine, she handled the situation. In a funny way.

Yeah, she handled it all right.  She kept the woman on camera longer than necessary, derailed the focus of her report, and lashed out against someone who wasn't hostile to you.  Yes, she handled it.  Poorly.

Awww, it's OK, you are allowed to make a post that makes you sound like a biatch once in awhile. The drunk chick still isn't going to sleep with you.


What, and get an STD?  No thanks.
2013-01-31 02:18:31 AM
1 votes:
All of you posting the word "monkey" in here have been reported to the mods. In the future, please try to remember that the acceptable phrase is "attractive and successful primate."
2013-01-31 01:57:00 AM
1 votes:
You're all missing the point.

Shadow Blasko has hit on the GENIUS idea for the show "Monkey Cattle Prod", and you're acting as if some reporter and a drunk woman are the story.   OPEN YOUR EYES!
2013-01-31 01:47:19 AM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: So she put up a camera, knowing the monkey would dance, and when the monkey danced, she hit it with a cattle prod.


That sounds like it could be TLC's next big hit.
2013-01-31 01:43:06 AM
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The My Little Pony Killer: rashisti: As the resident NOLA dude ...I can dish it, but I refuse to take it.

Now that's not fair. New Orleans is flooded with humorous individuals.


Or often just plain flooded ;)
2013-01-31 01:41:45 AM
1 votes:
So she put up a camera, knowing the monkey would dance, and when the monkey danced, she hit it with a cattle prod.

Screw you miss reporter.
2013-01-31 01:40:27 AM
1 votes:
she wasn't shut down, she was just offended then kept doing the same shiat she was doing. HOLY shiat I'M ON TV HOLY shiat HOLY shiat
hey guess what you can film yourself and put your video on youtube and possibly get 10 million views! go do that instead!
2013-01-31 01:36:13 AM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: rashisti: As the resident NOLA dude ...I can dish it, but I refuse to take it.


Now that's not fair. New Orleans is flooded with humorous individuals.
2013-01-31 01:21:14 AM
1 votes:
Ah, the beauty of the internet.  Taking something that locals who are actually up and watching TV at 5 AM would find amusing, and putting it on display for people with deficient humor glands to shiat all over.

Some of us found it quite amusing.  I'd happily take her out for drinks and see if she remembers the words to "The Beaver Song".
2013-01-31 01:20:19 AM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Ms. 49ers has

- Human Immunownedeficiency Virus
- Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrowned
- Human Papitoldavirus.
- Ohsnaphyllis
- Gonownedrrhea
- Herpaderpes


That reads like a list of one-liners on The Colbert Report.
2013-01-31 01:19:42 AM
1 votes:
Did this remind anyone else of Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardenal?
2013-01-31 01:16:43 AM
1 votes:
"Well isn't that why you came over, to talk about your STD?"

Bwahaaaaa, awesome.  The 'wait, what?' look on the drunk chick's face was just classic.

/had to go to YT to find it as the link in TFA is dead
2013-01-31 01:15:59 AM
1 votes:

rashisti: As the resident NOLA dude, I'm going to take offense at this reporter....


How about just getting a hold of yourself.
2013-01-31 01:11:54 AM
1 votes:
Her comeback was awesome, but she seemed to suck as a reporter in general (at least in this shoot). I think she was imbibing a bit herself.
2013-01-31 01:11:52 AM
1 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: 49ers California 49ers.....gheezez who gves a fark

"That's disrespectfull......49ers"


The reason why the reporter was doing the shot from Bourbon Street is because of the Super Bowl is in New Orleans and the 49ers are one of the teams playing in it. So both the station she works for and the viewers do care.  What's next, reporting from the Daytona 500 and getting mad that the parking lot is full of fans?
2013-01-31 01:07:02 AM
1 votes:

EngineerAU: Funny but I doubt any news director looking to hire her in the future would look favorably on her actions.


She could be hired by one of those half hour entertainment shows that comes on between 7-8pm. I was surprised one day to see even TMZ has a show on tv.

One day I was watching a reporter doing a pre taped segment for the news. Some passerby ruined the shot, and the reporter went off on the person, yelling that the person was an asshole.
2013-01-31 01:04:58 AM
1 votes:

jlawn001: Slander per se?


Just try bringing this one in court.
2013-01-31 12:58:47 AM
1 votes:
Slander per se?
2013-01-31 12:58:28 AM
1 votes:
Best reporter ever.
JVD
2013-01-31 12:56:58 AM
1 votes:
ahahaha awesome.
2013-01-31 12:50:06 AM
1 votes:
nothing to be ashamed of lol
2013-01-31 12:36:01 AM
1 votes:
That was some awesome quick thinking.
 
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