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2013-01-31 06:18:47 AM  
10 votes:

abhorrent1: I need to come up with an idea for a Rape app. That would be okay, right?


No. You see, Apple has a way of shutting that whole thing down.
2013-01-31 06:06:34 AM  
6 votes:

Cyrus the Mediocre: Joke's on you, I don't even have a girlfriend to abuse me.

so alone


have you considered self-abuse?
2013-01-31 04:45:45 AM  
6 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Abuse is abuse. It shouldn't be funny.


True. Unless you're abusing clowns.
2013-01-31 04:08:33 AM  
5 votes:
This happened in the kitchen?
2013-01-31 04:11:25 AM  
4 votes:
fap
2013-01-31 07:11:37 AM  
3 votes:

Slaxl: An eye for an eye leaves the world blind


Hans: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. 
Billy: No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?  All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.
2013-01-31 06:57:55 AM  
3 votes:
i184.photobucket.com
2013-01-31 05:37:28 AM  
3 votes:
Joke's on you, I don't even have a girlfriend to abuse me.

so alone
2013-01-31 03:48:46 AM  
3 votes:
Somewhere, some feminist womyn is using this app and touching herself frantically because TEH PATRIARCHY is getting what they deserve, or something.

/In before the cries of ZOMG MISOGYNY because some posts have made comments inferring that womyn are not holy, sainted, perfect creatures that shiat light and pixie dust and that the evil old men should be thankful to be beaten by them.
2013-01-31 01:54:49 AM  
3 votes:
L.D. Ablo:
/happily single today
//lives with cats


I'm just not sure that those statements are compatible.
2013-01-31 01:49:13 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: If you can't tie him up, gag him and administer a good rodgering with a strap-on what's the point?


Have your people call my people. We must work something out.
2013-01-31 12:26:19 AM  
3 votes:
She beats the app out of me.

- Cry for help.
2013-01-31 12:17:50 AM  
3 votes:
You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.
2013-01-31 11:55:46 AM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: DarkPascual: Pixels don't have rights.

[slacktory.com image 600x200]


FINE!!! Pixels do have rights depending the level of cuteness...
2013-01-31 08:46:56 AM  
2 votes:

nulluspixiusdemonica: Who cares? Seriously. What sort of raging psychotic gets their underwear all twisted out of shape over something so puerile?

If you're not adult enough to laugh this off you should be drugged up to the gills and institutionalised because the real world is apparently an alien planet...

I would rate the Shades of Gray, Harry Potter and Twilight fandoms as far more deserving of public derision and scorn than this rubbish....


What did Harry Potter ever do to you? Use this doll and show me where he's touched you.
2013-01-31 08:35:51 AM  
2 votes:

xanadian: Some people laugh when I say there's a war on men.  But when additives to foods and hygiene products f*ck with a person's testosterone (read up on what parabens do), and hearing stories like this,  you kind of have to wonder how true it is.

Oh.  And if you're suffering from depression, can't concentrate, have no get-up-and-go, etc, the doctor will prescribe Zoloft, Adderall, and a bunch of other drugs; but if you find your T is very low (but still in the "normal" range, which is a pretty wide range), farked if the doctor won't prescribe something for that.


T in this case meaning the tinfoil content of your hat.
2013-01-31 08:29:20 AM  
2 votes:

Nemo's Brother: jaylectricity: You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.

This is how of liberals actually think v


This is how conservatives actually talk.
2013-01-31 06:21:43 AM  
2 votes:
Cool!
I bet my app "New Delhi Bus Adventures" would sell really well.
2013-01-31 05:20:27 AM  
2 votes:
Tell me about the lesbians Dezilith.
2013-01-31 05:02:15 AM  
2 votes:
1: You see this on your girlfriends phone, RUN, she's a nutjob!
2: You see a cosmo magazine at her place, RUN. Don't stop until you're in the next state if it's a '# of ways to please your man' edition.
3: You see said cosmo has it's quizes filled out, dump her but sleep with a weapon, she cray-cray.

/You'll never find that crap in my apartment.
//But you might find the Cat Fanciers though...
///Who's my Shnookums Pitty pats?! You are, Babies!!
2013-01-31 04:10:28 AM  
2 votes:

L.D. Ablo: My ex-fiancee would get ragingly drunk.  One time she got into a fistfight with the neighbor, smashed a window and got arrested.  On the Night of the Flying Plates, she started throwing them at my head.  Fortunately, she was too drunk to have good aim.

Nice to see an app that encourages this sort of thing.

/happily single today
//lives with cats


I still hate you.  Can't remember why, you must have done something though.  However, the fact that you're a cat person makes me hate you less than I did before  Don't get me wrong, I still hate you, but if you're a cat dude you can't be all bad.

/do you have any idea why I hate you.  There just has to be a reason.
2013-01-31 01:19:27 AM  
2 votes:
My ex-fiancee would get ragingly drunk.  One time she got into a fistfight with the neighbor, smashed a window and got arrested.  On the Night of the Flying Plates, she started throwing them at my head.  Fortunately, she was too drunk to have good aim.

Nice to see an app that encourages this sort of thing.

/happily single today
//lives with cats
2013-01-31 12:24:27 AM  
2 votes:
If you can't tie him up, gag him and administer a good rodgering with a strap-on what's the point?
2013-01-31 03:05:48 PM  
1 votes:

RobSeace: We can do it with a corpse, because a corpse has no rights


Dude, you cannot do it with a corpse. That is illegal and disgusting.

A corpse does indeed have the right for you not to be vile and disgusting like that to them.
2013-01-31 02:45:43 PM  
1 votes:
dilbert.com
2013-01-31 02:14:01 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: The same way civilization steps into a case of homicide even though the victim won't cooperate.


I'm pretty sure the victim of a homicide has no choice but to cooperate with the authorities! I've never heard of a corpse refusing to be autopsied or dusted for prints, anyway...
2013-01-31 01:35:41 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Video games may not cause violence IRL.  But an obsession with violent games is indicative of a taste for violence.  If  you agree, then violent video games  should NOT be restricted; they're a useful diagnostic and forensic tool.


So, you're suggesting that we need some sort of registry of violent video game players? Maybe with some sort of system for notifying authorities of usage?

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-31 01:17:00 PM  
1 votes:

TheOriginalEd: ITT Misogynists, apologists and the ignorant.


Which are you?
2013-01-31 11:51:44 AM  
1 votes:

DarkPascual: Pixels don't have rights.


slacktory.com
2013-01-31 11:29:41 AM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: No it doesn't. It never has and probably never will glorify killing hookers. This is either a falshood that nobody has explained to you yet or an outright lie.


You really shouldnt white knight a game named after a crime.
2013-01-31 11:18:11 AM  
1 votes:

ciberido: Egoy3k: I don't need one. I'm not asserting that they are. The professor in the story was either being dishonest or had a personal history of having issues with females and heavy machinery. Talk to him not me.

So you and  MsIndy are the same person?   MsIndy is one of your alts?  Because nothing you say makes any damn sense otherwise.


I never claimed that women were bad at operating heavy machinery. The professor that denied her a job using heavy machinery based on her sex claimed that previous females in the position had done a poor job and that he prefers to have men in those roles.

She then claimed that if you replace woman with black or Turkish that the professor would have been appalled to hold such a position.

My response was that he wouldn't if every black or Turkish person he hired had done a bad job too.

I know reading is hard but Jesus that is not exactly a hard series of posts to understand.
2013-01-31 11:00:35 AM  
1 votes:

ciberido: Cheering on women who abuse or rape me isn't empowering, whether it's real abuse or a fictional portrayal of such in a video game.



I meant to say, "Cheering on women who abuse or rape MEN isn't empowering," of course.  Though I hope you won't cheer on anyone who rapes or abuses me, either.
2013-01-31 10:32:36 AM  
1 votes:
I'll say it again, just so everyone understands:

You can't be an "abuser" (or a racists, or a bigot, etc. etc.) if you're a member of an oppressed minority (e.g. anyone who isn't a straight white male). The majority oppressors (men) are the ones who are abusive to the oppressed minority, and thus are the only ones capable of abuse.
2013-01-31 10:28:39 AM  
1 votes:

Deacon Blue: do you have any idea why I hate you.  There just has to be a reason.


Are you Irish-American by chance?
2013-01-31 10:16:28 AM  
1 votes:

ciberido: VonEvilstein: Nemo's Brother: jaylectricity: You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.

This is how of liberals actually think v

As a liberal, I actually think you are full of shiat.

This is like the 5th thread where  Nemo's Brother has played the "This is what liberals actually believe " card, and he's been more full of crap each thread.  At this rate, in about 3 more threads he'll be claiming that liberals killed off the dinosaurs.


That's just crazy. Everyone knows it was Adric and the Cybermen who did that.
2013-01-31 10:05:25 AM  
1 votes:

VonEvilstein: Nemo's Brother: jaylectricity: You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.

This is how of liberals actually think v

As a liberal, I actually think you are full of shiat.


This is like the 5th thread where  Nemo's Brother has played the "This is what liberals actually believe " card, and he's been more full of crap each thread.  At this rate, in about 3 more threads he'll be claiming that liberals killed off the dinosaurs.
2013-01-31 10:03:36 AM  
1 votes:

ciberido: LowbrowDeluxe: I love how the thread consists of of approximately 50% 'omg men are so persecuted! feminazis! this is what feminists actually believe!' when if you read the article even JEZEBEL of all places was calling the app out on it's bullshiat.

Shhhh!  The men are commiserating about how persecuted they are.  Don't interrupt men with your silly facts.


Fight on! Brave Gender Warrior!!!
2013-01-31 09:57:32 AM  
1 votes:

Nofun: With some (a lot of) all women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.


FTFY
2013-01-31 09:45:12 AM  
1 votes:

Millennium: WhippingBoy: What you people fail to see is that abuse is an institutional thing. You can't be an "abuser" if you're in the oppressed minority (e.g. a women). It goes the other way. The majority oppressors (men) are the ones who are abusive to the oppressed minority, not the other way around.

Not sure if serious, but either way, this post explains exactly why "group guilt" and "shared responsibility" folks don't get taken seriously. People need to be held responsible for their own actions, and no one else's. To do otherwise is scapegoating: a fundamentally unjust act.


That's exactly what I'd expect a patriarchal oppressor to say. A vain attempt to remain in power, under the guise of "personal responsibility".
2013-01-31 09:18:48 AM  
1 votes:
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-01-31 08:21:25 AM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: abhorrent1: I need to come up with an idea for a Rape app. That would be okay, right?

No. You see, Apple has a way of shutting that whole thing down.


Only if they truly didn't want the ap
2013-01-31 07:36:09 AM  
1 votes:

I sound fat: g4lt: I sound fat: g4lt: super_grass: This isn't real violence, and volume against men by women isn't a real issue.

Get over you victim complexes.

Annnd we're back to the Stone age.  Throw in the towel, civilization, it's over.

I'm going to try to say this without being condescending or insensitive.  It will be hard.

Tip:  If your woman is abusing you, LEAVE.  You don't have to fight back (lord god, dont do that, you will go to jail) or care if she loves you back or not.  You are a MAN, you most likely have the ability to get a minimum wage job and a studio apartment.   If not, sleeping behind the dumpster is a whole lot easier on men then women, and preferable to being afraid of your girl.   I dont get this at ALL.

I'm going to try to say this without saying you're a damn fool, it won't work.  I meant what I said about civilization failing, civilization is the distinct part of humanity that makes it so that we can determine if someone is suffering harm and alleviate it.  This is the part that is failing.  Blaming the victim DOESN'T WORK, get that through your pointy little head.  If someone is committing criminal acts, they shouldn't be the one to stay put while their victim has to quit the field, that is UNCIVILIZED, get it yet?

Listen, im going to try and say... screw it, no im not.  learn to read jackhat...

Im not blaming the victim, im telling the "victim" to remove himself from the situation.  If you cant see that is the rational thing to do, there is ZERO hope for you, fair or not.


It's only rational when there's no civilization to remove the abuser from the situation.  That is the entire point of a law enforcement apparatus, to get the person doing the unethical harm out of the situation and let the victim get on with their life.
2013-01-31 07:19:07 AM  
1 votes:
If your girlfriend installs this app, uninstall her.
2013-01-31 06:49:51 AM  
1 votes:

vwarb: mike_d85: FTFA
Obviously, despite the app's implied "girl power" theme, it's not exactly flattering toward either sex. As Jezebel points out, the odds of this app remaining in the App Store if it encouraged you to put your girlfriend on a leash, choke her, and hammer her with a tennis racket are pretty low.

Anyone else immediately assume "hammer" meant vigorous penetration?

The hammer is my penis.


jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com

Approves
2013-01-31 06:25:55 AM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: abhorrent1: I need to come up with an idea for a Rape app. That would be okay, right?

No. You see, Apple has a way of shutting that whole thing down.


If women were better at shutting the hole thing down there would be a lot less rape.
2013-01-31 06:24:54 AM  
1 votes:
Women in a nutshell.

/It's always cheaper to see a professional.
2013-01-31 06:23:10 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA
Obviously, despite the app's implied "girl power" theme, it's not exactly flattering toward either sex. As Jezebel points out, the odds of this app remaining in the App Store if it encouraged you to put your girlfriend on a leash, choke her, and hammer her with a tennis racket are pretty low.

Anyone else immediately assume "hammer" meant vigorous penetration?
2013-01-31 06:12:14 AM  
1 votes:
I need to come up with an idea for a Rape app. That would be okay, right?
2013-01-31 06:10:14 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: L.D. Ablo: On the Night of the Flying Plates

ooooooooooooooooooooo
you made me cry I laughed so hard

been there done that
my crazy mom was awesome at flying plate night


Did they use the Frisbee or the ninja star technique?
2013-01-31 05:59:06 AM  
1 votes:
A former female friend of mine and I went out drinking one night, and I got hit on by an attractive chick...after we left and got to where I was staying, the friend picked up a 10lb microphone stand and swung it at my head (I saw it out of the corner of my eye at the last minute and blocked it with my arm), called 911, police showed up, and even though she told them she was jealous and angry about me getting hit on and getting the chicks info police tried to blame me, and left without doing anything except making her leave.

/laughs at "equality"
2013-01-31 05:38:21 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.


A couple goats?

I'm trading good goats for a girl child. You get three chickens and one wheel of goat cheese, but only if she's got good teeth.
2013-01-31 04:54:19 AM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: kingoomieiii: Nofun: With some (a lot of) women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.

Here's a phrase from feminism: Rigid gender roles hurt everyone. This notion of "Oh, women can't REALLY hurt men" comes from gender existentialism. It's the same societal misconception that keeps male rape victims from being taken seriously.

Pretty much. It's also the same social stereotyping that says "There isn't abuse in lesbian relationships because women can't/don't/wouldn't abuse women" and "There isn't abuse in gay relationships because men really like the abuse or they wouldn't put up with it."

Abuse is abuse. It shouldn't be funny.

Really that's very true, unless it's consensual, or a show called the three stooges from what I've heard.


Larry was codependent and Curly was a masochist.


SpdrJay: Anybody know of a good app that teaches marmot abuse?


No, but there may be one that teaches you how to spank your monkey.
2013-01-31 04:39:10 AM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: fusillade762: If you can't tie him up, gag him and administer a good rodgering with a strap-on what's the point?

Have your people call my people. We must work something out.


Can I take the pictures?
2013-01-31 04:38:21 AM  
1 votes:
Rockstar Games ought to take this concept  and run with it.
2013-01-31 04:20:54 AM  
1 votes:

Teknowaffle: BarkingUnicorn: That's truly repulsive and I'm astonished that it got on the App Store at all!

/fark you, appl. seriously.

I'm not. The app store is a cess pool, from shiatty scammy apps to games that follow the Zynga "hit you up for money every 5 seconds" model.


I don't answer my phone any more.  You kids can keep your viruses, raves, and meningitis.
2013-01-31 02:33:16 AM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: On the Night of the Flying Plates


ooooooooooooooooooooo
you made me cry I laughed so hard

been there done that
my crazy mom was awesome at flying plate night
2013-01-31 02:15:41 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.


Now it's at least 7 goats and an RV. Inflation is a biatch.
2013-01-31 02:14:45 AM  
1 votes:
Timmy and I are perfect for each other, once I horse-whip the shiat out of him until he stops doing things I dislike.
2013-01-30 11:03:29 PM  
1 votes:
That's truly repulsive and I'm astonished that it got on the App Store at all!

/fark you, appl. seriously.
 
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