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2013-01-30 11:03:29 PM
That's truly repulsive and I'm astonished that it got on the App Store at all!

/fark you, appl. seriously.
 
2013-01-31 12:17:50 AM
You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.
 
2013-01-31 12:24:27 AM
If you can't tie him up, gag him and administer a good rodgering with a strap-on what's the point?
 
2013-01-31 12:26:19 AM
She beats the app out of me.

- Cry for help.
 
2013-01-31 01:19:27 AM
My ex-fiancee would get ragingly drunk.  One time she got into a fistfight with the neighbor, smashed a window and got arrested.  On the Night of the Flying Plates, she started throwing them at my head.  Fortunately, she was too drunk to have good aim.

Nice to see an app that encourages this sort of thing.

/happily single today
//lives with cats
 
2013-01-31 01:37:45 AM
With some (a lot of) women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.
 
2013-01-31 01:49:13 AM

fusillade762: If you can't tie him up, gag him and administer a good rodgering with a strap-on what's the point?


Have your people call my people. We must work something out.
 
2013-01-31 01:54:49 AM
L.D. Ablo:
/happily single today
//lives with cats


I'm just not sure that those statements are compatible.
 
2013-01-31 02:14:45 AM
Timmy and I are perfect for each other, once I horse-whip the shiat out of him until he stops doing things I dislike.
 
2013-01-31 02:15:41 AM

jaylectricity: You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.


Now it's at least 7 goats and an RV. Inflation is a biatch.
 
2013-01-31 02:29:30 AM

BarkingUnicorn: That's truly repulsive and I'm astonished that it got on the App Store at all!

/fark you, appl. seriously.


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
we should totally get it banned from the apple store
seriously
if the sexes were reversed, the internet would have melted already!!

farkEM
time to write that nasty letter to apple
 
2013-01-31 02:33:16 AM

L.D. Ablo: On the Night of the Flying Plates


ooooooooooooooooooooo
you made me cry I laughed so hard

been there done that
my crazy mom was awesome at flying plate night
 
2013-01-31 03:45:08 AM

Nofun: With some (a lot of) women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.


Here's a phrase from feminism: Rigid gender roles hurt everyone. This notion of "Oh, women can't REALLY hurt men" comes from gender existentialism. It's the same societal misconception that keeps male rape victims from being taken seriously.
 
2013-01-31 03:48:46 AM
Somewhere, some feminist womyn is using this app and touching herself frantically because TEH PATRIARCHY is getting what they deserve, or something.

/In before the cries of ZOMG MISOGYNY because some posts have made comments inferring that womyn are not holy, sainted, perfect creatures that shiat light and pixie dust and that the evil old men should be thankful to be beaten by them.
 
2013-01-31 04:08:33 AM
This happened in the kitchen?
 
2013-01-31 04:10:28 AM

L.D. Ablo: My ex-fiancee would get ragingly drunk.  One time she got into a fistfight with the neighbor, smashed a window and got arrested.  On the Night of the Flying Plates, she started throwing them at my head.  Fortunately, she was too drunk to have good aim.

Nice to see an app that encourages this sort of thing.

/happily single today
//lives with cats


I still hate you.  Can't remember why, you must have done something though.  However, the fact that you're a cat person makes me hate you less than I did before  Don't get me wrong, I still hate you, but if you're a cat dude you can't be all bad.

/do you have any idea why I hate you.  There just has to be a reason.
 
2013-01-31 04:11:23 AM

BarkingUnicorn: That's truly repulsive and I'm astonished that it got on the App Store at all!

/fark you, appl. seriously.


I'm not. The app store is a cess pool, from shiatty scammy apps to games that follow the Zynga "hit you up for money every 5 seconds" model.
 
2013-01-31 04:11:25 AM
fap
 
2013-01-31 04:20:54 AM

Teknowaffle: BarkingUnicorn: That's truly repulsive and I'm astonished that it got on the App Store at all!

/fark you, appl. seriously.

I'm not. The app store is a cess pool, from shiatty scammy apps to games that follow the Zynga "hit you up for money every 5 seconds" model.


I don't answer my phone any more.  You kids can keep your viruses, raves, and meningitis.
 
2013-01-31 04:23:47 AM
Anybody know of a good app that teaches marmot abuse?
 
2013-01-31 04:26:19 AM
Who cares? Seriously. What sort of raging psychotic gets their underwear all twisted out of shape over something so puerile?

If you're not adult enough to laugh this off you should be drugged up to the gills and institutionalised because the real world is apparently an alien planet...

I would rate the Shades of Gray, Harry Potter and Twilight fandoms as far more deserving of public derision and scorn than this rubbish....
 
2013-01-31 04:29:30 AM
I don't see the problem. It's a game, it's not real, and it certainly isn't encouraging violence against men. Yes, if it was the other way around lots of people would be even more outraged because violence against women is a big problem. That doesn't make complaining about everything and trying to make a sterile world right, though. An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.

Let them have it, then when abuse against men doesn't skyrocket we can say "See? Crap in the media means nothing, there is just a subset of humans that are closely related to shiat, and as a result beat their partners. Not because of a game".
 
2013-01-31 04:31:02 AM
You guys, you're so sensitive. It's just a game. Sand in your vag much?

/what the gentlemen of fark would say if roles were reversed
//the butthurt, deal with it
 
2013-01-31 04:37:39 AM

kingoomieiii: Nofun: With some (a lot of) women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.

Here's a phrase from feminism: Rigid gender roles hurt everyone. This notion of "Oh, women can't REALLY hurt men" comes from gender existentialism. It's the same societal misconception that keeps male rape victims from being taken seriously.


Pretty much. It's also the same social stereotyping that says "There isn't abuse in lesbian relationships because women can't/don't/wouldn't abuse women" and "There isn't abuse in gay relationships because men really like the abuse or they wouldn't put up with it."

Abuse is abuse. It shouldn't be funny.
 
2013-01-31 04:38:21 AM
Rockstar Games ought to take this concept  and run with it.
 
2013-01-31 04:39:10 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: fusillade762: If you can't tie him up, gag him and administer a good rodgering with a strap-on what's the point?

Have your people call my people. We must work something out.


Can I take the pictures?
 
2013-01-31 04:42:41 AM

Gyrfalcon: kingoomieiii: Nofun: With some (a lot of) women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.

Here's a phrase from feminism: Rigid gender roles hurt everyone. This notion of "Oh, women can't REALLY hurt men" comes from gender existentialism. It's the same societal misconception that keeps male rape victims from being taken seriously.

Pretty much. It's also the same social stereotyping that says "There isn't abuse in lesbian relationships because women can't/don't/wouldn't abuse women" and "There isn't abuse in gay relationships because men really like the abuse or they wouldn't put up with it."

Abuse is abuse. It shouldn't be funny.


Really that's very true, unless it's consensual, or a show called the three stooges from what I've heard.
 
2013-01-31 04:45:45 AM

Gyrfalcon: Abuse is abuse. It shouldn't be funny.


True. Unless you're abusing clowns.
 
2013-01-31 04:49:34 AM
Abuse is OK when it's female on male!
 
2013-01-31 04:51:46 AM
Virtual violence leading to the real thing? I thought we've moved past that with the exception of mass shootings. If it's a outlet that lets off some steam then who am I to argue.
 
2013-01-31 04:52:05 AM
no Grand Theft Auto treatment-of-females comparisons yet?
 
2013-01-31 04:54:19 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: kingoomieiii: Nofun: With some (a lot of) women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.

Here's a phrase from feminism: Rigid gender roles hurt everyone. This notion of "Oh, women can't REALLY hurt men" comes from gender existentialism. It's the same societal misconception that keeps male rape victims from being taken seriously.

Pretty much. It's also the same social stereotyping that says "There isn't abuse in lesbian relationships because women can't/don't/wouldn't abuse women" and "There isn't abuse in gay relationships because men really like the abuse or they wouldn't put up with it."

Abuse is abuse. It shouldn't be funny.

Really that's very true, unless it's consensual, or a show called the three stooges from what I've heard.


Larry was codependent and Curly was a masochist.


SpdrJay: Anybody know of a good app that teaches marmot abuse?


No, but there may be one that teaches you how to spank your monkey.
 
2013-01-31 04:55:35 AM
This isn't real violence, and volume against men by women isn't a real issue.

Get over you victim complexes.
 
2013-01-31 04:58:49 AM

super_grass: This isn't real violence, and volume against men by women isn't a real issue.

Get over you victim complexes.


Yep, only Men are the abusers! A woman is too weak to really threaten a man.

/That's what 'Women don't abuse/rape' arguments boil down to.
//Also, that attitude is what leads to a lot of female on male abuse not being reported, because it isn't taken seriously.
 
2013-01-31 05:01:45 AM
See this app on your girlfriend's phone, you run for the hills, unless you're into bdsm

/which it's ok, if you're into that sorta thing
//but there's no girlfriend version of this app? Double standards, they're a vicious thing
 
2013-01-31 05:02:15 AM
1: You see this on your girlfriends phone, RUN, she's a nutjob!
2: You see a cosmo magazine at her place, RUN. Don't stop until you're in the next state if it's a '# of ways to please your man' edition.
3: You see said cosmo has it's quizes filled out, dump her but sleep with a weapon, she cray-cray.

/You'll never find that crap in my apartment.
//But you might find the Cat Fanciers though...
///Who's my Shnookums Pitty pats?! You are, Babies!!
 
2013-01-31 05:04:28 AM

super_grass: This isn't real violence, and volume against men by women isn't a real issue.

Get over you victim complexes.


Annnd we're back to the Stone age.  Throw in the towel, civilization, it's over.
 
2013-01-31 05:09:15 AM

Gyrfalcon: kingoomieiii: Nofun: With some (a lot of) women, double standards are pretty standard stuff.

Here's a phrase from feminism: Rigid gender roles hurt everyone. This notion of "Oh, women can't REALLY hurt men" comes from gender existentialism. It's the same societal misconception that keeps male rape victims from being taken seriously.

Pretty much. It's also the same social stereotyping that says "There isn't abuse in lesbian relationships because women can't/don't/wouldn't abuse women" and "There isn't abuse in gay relationships because men really like the abuse or they wouldn't put up with it."

Abuse is abuse. It shouldn't be funny.


The worst, most destructive relationship I ever saw were two egomaniac, victim alcoholic lesbians. One is a cutter, the other ODs to beg for forgiveness.

Yeah.... No abuse... The local police blotter and the restraining order one of them ended up filing after getting her head out of her arse says otherwise.
 
2013-01-31 05:20:27 AM
Tell me about the lesbians Dezilith.
 
2013-01-31 05:25:03 AM

g4lt: super_grass: This isn't real violence, and volume against men by women isn't a real issue.

Get over you victim complexes.

Annnd we're back to the Stone age.  Throw in the towel, civilization, it's over.


I'm going to try to say this without being condescending or insensitive.  It will be hard.

Tip:  If your woman is abusing you, LEAVE.  You don't have to fight back (lord god, dont do that, you will go to jail) or care if she loves you back or not.  You are a MAN, you most likely have the ability to get a minimum wage job and a studio apartment.   If not, sleeping behind the dumpster is a whole lot easier on men then women, and preferable to being afraid of your girl.   I dont get this at ALL.
 
2013-01-31 05:26:26 AM
Subby wears a popped collar knock-off and has Bret Easton Ellis syndrome.
 
2013-01-31 05:26:30 AM
My girlfriend of 10 years ago would occasionally hit me.

Afterwards, a number of avowed feminists told me flat-out that it didn't matter.

So much for the all-knowing power of Holy Feminist Theory in matters of flesh and blood.
 
2013-01-31 05:35:02 AM

I sound fat: g4lt: super_grass: This isn't real violence, and volume against men by women isn't a real issue.

Get over you victim complexes.

Annnd we're back to the Stone age.  Throw in the towel, civilization, it's over.

I'm going to try to say this without being condescending or insensitive.  It will be hard.

Tip:  If your woman is abusing you, LEAVE.  You don't have to fight back (lord god, dont do that, you will go to jail) or care if she loves you back or not.  You are a MAN, you most likely have the ability to get a minimum wage job and a studio apartment.   If not, sleeping behind the dumpster is a whole lot easier on men then women, and preferable to being afraid of your girl.   I dont get this at ALL.


I'm going to try to say this without saying you're a damn fool, it won't work.  I meant what I said about civilization failing, civilization is the distinct part of humanity that makes it so that we can determine if someone is suffering harm and alleviate it.  This is the part that is failing.  Blaming the victim DOESN'T WORK, get that through your pointy little head.  If someone is committing criminal acts, they shouldn't be the one to stay put while their victim has to quit the field, that is UNCIVILIZED, get it yet?
 
2013-01-31 05:37:28 AM
Joke's on you, I don't even have a girlfriend to abuse me.

so alone
 
2013-01-31 05:38:21 AM

jaylectricity: You used to be able to sell your daughter for a couple of goats. Karma is a biatch.


A couple goats?

I'm trading good goats for a girl child. You get three chickens and one wheel of goat cheese, but only if she's got good teeth.
 
2013-01-31 05:52:02 AM
kingoomieiii : Rigid gender roles hurt everyone.

And since rigid gender roles are, according to feminist theory, actually all men's fault... abused men who are laughed at are merely being hoisted by their own sexist petards!*

*I have ACTUALLY seen this argument made on feminist web-sites.
 
2013-01-31 05:59:06 AM
A former female friend of mine and I went out drinking one night, and I got hit on by an attractive chick...after we left and got to where I was staying, the friend picked up a 10lb microphone stand and swung it at my head (I saw it out of the corner of my eye at the last minute and blocked it with my arm), called 911, police showed up, and even though she told them she was jealous and angry about me getting hit on and getting the chicks info police tried to blame me, and left without doing anything except making her leave.

/laughs at "equality"
 
2013-01-31 06:00:37 AM
I was under the impression that violent video games don't influence people and lead them to believe violence is okay. What am I missing?
 
2013-01-31 06:06:34 AM

Cyrus the Mediocre: Joke's on you, I don't even have a girlfriend to abuse me.

so alone


have you considered self-abuse?
 
2013-01-31 06:07:51 AM
Don't see a problem.

I didn't get all outraged during the revelation that you could beat up hookers in GTA, either.  The more violence we channel into non-violent areas, the better.
 
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