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(Gawker)   German man in Cookie Monster costume steals 44 pound golden cookie, then issues ransom note demanding free cookies for all the sick kids in town. That's good enough for me   (gawker.com ) divider line
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2013-01-30 08:05:07 PM  
Look mommy, the cookie monster shiats gold bars.
 
2013-01-30 08:05:21 PM  
This type of anarchy pleases me. :)
 
2013-01-30 08:12:24 PM  
Sick children, cookies, and animals? What a (cookie) monster!
 
2013-01-30 08:14:54 PM  
For the lulz it's funny, but extorting people even in the name of charity is still extortion. The X makes it sound cool, but it's still not good.
 
2013-01-30 08:18:09 PM  

davidphogan: For the lulz it's funny, but extorting people even in the name of charity is still extortion. The X makes it sound cool, but it's still not good.


Bahlsen can afford it. And as one commentator posted, it just may be a PR stunt.
 
2013-01-30 08:21:53 PM  
Better give him what he wants. As I recall, Cookie Monster used to eat books, furniture and bite the ends off of letters. I think he once ate an entire Christmas tree.
 
2013-01-30 08:26:53 PM  

NutWrench: I think he once ate an entire Christmas tree.


Cookie monster is Kiefer Sutherland? This explains much for me.
 
2013-01-30 08:35:28 PM  
Sorry, but this guy is my hero. I've been waiting for this type of crime since I was a kid watching Batman on TV.
 
2013-01-30 08:46:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Cookie monster is Kiefer Sutherland? This explains much for me.


"Where are the cookies? ... WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!"
 
2013-01-30 08:52:03 PM  
Cause I got a golden cookie..
I got a gold-en coook-eee...
 
2013-01-30 09:07:36 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: NewportBarGuy: Cookie monster is Kiefer Sutherland? This explains much for me.

"Where are the cookies? ... WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!"


THERE'S NO TIME!
 
2013-01-30 09:09:38 PM  

fusillade762: THERE'S NO TIME!


"I'M A FEDERAL MUPPET!!!"
 
2013-01-30 09:12:49 PM  
Okay that's pretty farking awesome.
 
2013-01-30 09:14:11 PM  

davidphogan: For the lulz it's funny, but extorting people even in the name of charity is still extortion. The X makes it sound cool, but it's still not good.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-30 09:15:01 PM  
Nothing like a bit of chaotic good to make me smile.
 
2013-01-30 09:17:26 PM  
Terrorism is effective. You bet your ass those kids are going to get their cookies.
 
2013-01-30 09:25:06 PM  
Why are the cookies always gone?

Oh, that's why...
 
2013-01-30 09:25:16 PM  
This sounds like a job for...

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 09:27:17 PM  
Wow, he relapsed HARD.
 
2013-01-30 09:32:09 PM  
Well played, Bahlsen advertising team. Well played.
 
2013-01-30 09:38:36 PM  
gifstumblr.com
oblig
 
2013-01-30 09:43:40 PM  
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 09:46:46 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-30 09:48:23 PM  

Nickninja: Nothing like a bit of chaotic good to make me smile.


I can't find one of these for the muppets, not in the whole internets:
www.xerxy.com
 
2013-01-30 09:49:10 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 09:49:27 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: fusillade762: THERE'S NO TIME!

"I'M A FEDERAL MUPPET!!!"


Is that anything like a congress critter?
 
2013-01-30 09:50:27 PM  
s13.postimage.org
OM NOM NOM!
 
2013-01-30 09:51:27 PM  
Cookie Monster is too simple to have come up with this type of nefarious plot.

Behold the true mastermind:

www.bertisevil.tv
 
2013-01-30 09:54:23 PM  

iheartscotch: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: fusillade762: THERE'S NO TIME!

"I'M A FEDERAL MUPPET!!!"

Is that anything like a congress critter?


Shhh. We've replaced congress with muppets. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2013-01-30 09:57:18 PM  
He is German, so he probably dressed the cookie in leather, covered it in olive oil, and then defecated on it.
 
2013-01-30 09:58:35 PM  

theflatline: He is German, so he probably dressed the cookie in leather, covered it in olive oil, and then defecated on it.


Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2013-01-30 10:00:42 PM  

simplicimus: iheartscotch: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: fusillade762: THERE'S NO TIME!

"I'M A FEDERAL MUPPET!!!"

Is that anything like a congress critter?

Shhh. We've replaced congress with muppets. Let's see if anyone notices.


O_o

Dear Lord...

I can except it; just long as each bill or speech is followed with banter from statler and waldorf.

/ gun control? More like snore control...
 
2013-01-30 10:01:17 PM  

The Bahlson company should get a puppet character in a video, for Youtube or local TV or whatever, to say something like:

"We here at Bahlson like your idea of cookies for the kids at Bilt Hospital.  So we're going to give cookies to all the kids and adults at the hospital (if their doctors say it's OK) all weekend on February 2nd and 3rd.  And if any other company can help out the patients at any of our area hospitals, with flowers or books or music or whatever, we hope you join us.  And can we have our cookie sign back, please?"


Big-time PR and Advert bonus if they roll with the fun... this time.

Then make a big press deal about re-attaching the sign (with freaking welds nobody can break by hand, because they shouldn't have to do this twice).

 
2013-01-30 10:04:29 PM  
"Krumel Macht Frei"

/shamelessly stolen from the comments
 
2013-01-30 10:06:06 PM  

iheartscotch: simplicimus: iheartscotch: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: fusillade762: THERE'S NO TIME!

"I'M A FEDERAL MUPPET!!!"

Is that anything like a congress critter?

Shhh. We've replaced congress with muppets. Let's see if anyone notices.

O_o

Dear Lord...

I can except it; just long as each bill or speech is followed with banter from statler and waldorf.

/ gun control? More like snore control...


And beaker is the speaker of the house, with the Swedish Chef as majority whip.
 
2013-01-30 10:06:09 PM  
Biscuit monster just doesn't have the same emotional impact..
 
2013-01-30 10:08:28 PM  

FatherChaos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 320x206]


That is the funniest thing I have seen in some time.  I'm in tears.
 
2013-01-30 10:12:25 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Nickninja: Nothing like a bit of chaotic good to make me smile.

I can't find one of these for the muppets, not in the whole internets:


Someone needs to make one immediate. I need MUPPETS!

/has no skillz
 
2013-01-30 10:20:11 PM  
Veggie Monster frowns upon these sugary antics!
 
2013-01-30 10:27:16 PM  

simplicimus: davidphogan: For the lulz it's funny, but extorting people even in the name of charity is still extortion. The X makes it sound cool, but it's still not good.

Bahlsen can afford it. And as one commentator posted, it just may be a PR stunt.


FTFA: A spokesperson for the hospital mentioned in the letter said Bahlsen had "already done a lot" for the facility and "doesn't need to be coerced in this way."
 
2013-01-30 10:29:21 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Nickninja: Nothing like a bit of chaotic good to make me smile.

I can't find one of these for the muppets, not in the whole internets:
[www.xerxy.com image 850x680]


I still can't understand why they use Guy Fawkes as a mascot as he was an agent of the Catholic Church who planned a terrorist plot to overthrow an established government and return it to a foreign theocracy.
 
2013-01-30 10:35:02 PM  
www.transformer-ivan.net
 
2013-01-30 10:39:47 PM  
Well played Mr. PR man.
 
2013-01-30 10:40:08 PM  

lohphat: simplicimus: davidphogan: For the lulz it's funny, but extorting people even in the name of charity is still extortion. The X makes it sound cool, but it's still not good.

Bahlsen can afford it. And as one commentator posted, it just may be a PR stunt.

FTFA: A spokesperson for the hospital mentioned in the letter said Bahlsen had "already done a lot" for the facility and "doesn't need to be coerced in this way."


That put me firmly on Cookie Monster's side. FFS, this guy is clearly harmless and giving you a ton of great PR, STFU and give kids cookies already, then quietly warn the guy that if this happens again there will be charges. If you start biatching, you deserve to be coerced into giving kids cookies, because it might flip a few switches on in your brain. If you honestly can't afford it, you need to say as much and maybe come up with another solution, but this is just douchey.
 
2013-01-30 10:43:30 PM  

Shmeat: [www.transformer-ivan.net image 800x400]


It really is.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-30 10:44:46 PM  

davidphogan: For the lulz it's funny, but extorting people even in the name of charity is still extortion. The X makes it sound cool, but it's still not good.


I'm not too concerned. Cookie Monster recognizes that extortion is a sometimes crime.
 
2013-01-30 10:45:17 PM  

iheartscotch: Is that anything like a congress critter?


And now I'm having one hell of a flashback to <b>Capitol Critters</b>. Well done!


Radioactive Ass: Cookie Monster is too simple to have come up with this type of nefarious plot.

Behold the true mastermind:

[www.bertisevil.tv image 216x323]


BWAHAHAHAHA

Man, those were the good ol' days...
 
2013-01-30 10:47:04 PM  

Aquapope: Big-time PR and Advert bonus if they roll with the fun... this time.

Then make a big press deal about re-attaching the sign (with freaking welds nobody can break by hand, because they shouldn't have to do this twice).


They're Germans. You know, the people known for their joviality and warmth.
 
2013-01-30 10:50:15 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Nickninja: Nothing like a bit of chaotic good to make me smile.

I can't find one of these for the muppets, not in the whole internets:
[www.xerxy.com image 850x680]


The only sources for evil muppets are The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth. But I don't know if there are enough samples to fill the bottom and right sides.
 
2013-01-30 11:01:29 PM  
MILK chocolate?  That's child abuse!
 
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