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(TMZ)   Ron Jeremy in critical condition after a heart aneurysm. Subby calls dibs if he's an organ donor   (tmz.com) divider line 10
    More: Scary, Ron Jeremy, Harvey Levin, organ donors, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, TMZ, aneurysm of heart  
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2013-01-30 04:23:56 PM  
Talk about a penis mightier. Get well, Mr. Jeremy.
 
2013-01-30 04:31:17 PM  
This has to be the headline they were waiting for.  Well done!
 
2013-01-30 04:38:36 PM  
My headline is much better

If this goes green and mine red then I shall be.....actually, nothing. Who the fark cares anyway?

I already got my huge epenis by my fark member number.
 
2013-01-30 06:10:44 PM  
This is the one, the big hot one.

/penis envy
 
2013-01-30 06:11:14 PM  
His poor heart just got tired of pumping so much blood down south
 
2013-01-30 06:12:22 PM  
Two threads on this?
 
2013-01-30 06:21:18 PM  
Oh this is bullshiat
 
2013-01-30 06:29:10 PM  

cman: Oh this is bullshiat


Are you jumping up and down with closed fists?

Also, well done Mr. Subby.... even if it goes red.
 
2013-01-30 06:44:05 PM  
 www.awf.org

Get well soon mr hedgehog!
 
2013-01-31 08:15:55 AM  
Dammit Subby, I just about spit coffee all over my keyboard...

/well done!
 
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