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(Buzzfeed)   Steve Buscemi to play bartender Moe Szysklak in the live-action Simpsons reboot? Almost   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 171
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2013-01-30 06:04:58 PM

Sticky Hands: Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?

That's not that uncommon.
I know lots of people that had blonde hair as children and it darkened as they grew up.


Pubes?
 
2013-01-30 06:05:11 PM
I think we have a good contender for absolute worst article I've ever seen on fark since I discovered this site.
 
2013-01-30 06:05:27 PM
I'm a crappy photoshoper - but these are just really bad....
 
2013-01-30 06:05:53 PM
 
2013-01-30 06:10:15 PM
i look forward to wasting my time on fark, but this was an insult.

quit wasting my wasting time,
 
2013-01-30 06:11:38 PM
My only guess is the admins are throwing raw meat to the cannibal mob for their own amusement.

Please red light this and restore a modicum of faith in the green process here at Fark.

/ain't talkin about recycling here.
 
2013-01-30 06:11:45 PM

Sticky Hands: I know lots of people that had blonde hair as children and it darkened as they grew up.


I had blonde-ish nearly platinum hair after I was born and now it's fairly brown, so yeah.
 
2013-01-30 06:14:59 PM
So the older the actor, the younger the child character they play?
 
2013-01-30 06:16:39 PM

germ78: Well, that was dumb.

/and apparently the new commenting interface just went on line


I noticed that too... on both points.
 
2013-01-30 06:17:17 PM
Please, Fark, no more BuzzFeed...at least for a while. We know they're paying the bills around here but for FSM's sake, that site is worse than a butthole fissure.
 
2013-01-30 06:17:44 PM
Cue everywtfisthisshait.jpg in existence.
 
2013-01-30 06:19:05 PM

Avenger: I think we have a good contender for absolute worst article I've ever seen on fark since I discovered this site.


Consensus reached. PURGE THIS THREAD WITH FIRE! And take away the admin (and drinking) privileges  of the approving modmin for 72 hours for inflicting TFA and this thread upon us!
 
2013-01-30 06:21:11 PM
Thought Rich Hall was the inspiration for Moe.

www.whoslaughingnow.org
 
2013-01-30 06:21:32 PM
What a crock of pablum. die in a fire buzzfeed and subby
 
2013-01-30 06:23:05 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This is AWESOME! All that's required for a fark greenlight are modest photoshop skillz.

The director of this film will be:

M Night Shyamalan  because he did a great job on The Last Airbender.


I've seen many many 'shops here from farkers that could do 100 times better than what was in that link.   I bet that would make for an awesome photoshop submission.   I won't submit one because I am not clever anywhere except in my mind.
 
2013-01-30 06:23:52 PM

Der Poopflinger: Treygreen13: Der Poopflinger: Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?

marge dyes her hair

I was just thinking Selma and Patty must also dye their hair, but then I looked it up. They have slightly more natural looking colors in their hair but they're still sort of a purpleish color.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x269]
Still doesn't really explain as to why the Simpsons produced yellow-haired children, though. I guess yellow is blonde and thus double-recessive.

you've spent way more time researching this then I would've expected


Fark has experts in nearly anything. Still, that does seem to be more research than most people would do
 
2013-01-30 06:24:18 PM
WAYLON Smithers
 
2013-01-30 06:25:09 PM

Treygreen13: Der Poopflinger: Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?

marge dyes her hair

I was just thinking Selma and Patty must also dye their hair, but then I looked it up. They have slightly more natural looking colors in their hair but they're still sort of a purpleish color.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x269]
Still doesn't really explain as to why the Simpsons produced yellow-haired children, though. I guess yellow is blonde and thus double-recessive.



weird, we know what Marge's dad looks like, but that pic doesn't include him. He also had blue hair when he was a airline steward, but it turned to brown when she was a teenager in high school.
 
2013-01-30 06:29:06 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: WAYLON Smithers


THIS. The bad photoshop, plus stupid casting (Jen Aniston?), and the botchery of some names/details result in perhaps the worst Simpsons based article I've ever seen. And this isn't even an article!
At least it wasn't a slideshow.
 
2013-01-30 06:29:40 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Sticky Hands: Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?

That's not that uncommon.
I know lots of people that had blonde hair as children and it darkened as they grew up.

Pubes?


Well, mine are still blond, I'm not quite trashy enough to know what happened with my cousins and friends though.
 
2013-01-30 06:31:01 PM

Treygreen13: Jesus christ that's some bad photoshop.


Yeah, those were pretty awful. It started bad, and was consistent throughout.
 
2013-01-30 06:31:08 PM
I've read some dumb shiat in my day but damn that was shiatty
 
2013-01-30 06:32:57 PM

Surprised no one posted this yet:

imageshack.us

 
2013-01-30 06:34:45 PM
s14.postimage.org
 
2013-01-30 06:34:48 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: calbert: they should get Hank Azaria, he'd be great.

[appropriate meme stolen from Futurama]

I didn't read TFA but upon reflection, if someone had to make a Simpsons live action film I can think of very few actors who'd play Moe half as well as Buscemi could.


I can see Paul Giamatti play Moe. He's shown he can play a very angry balding guy very well.
 
2013-01-30 06:36:08 PM
Wow. You farkin suck, BuzzFeed. Total shiat.
 
2013-01-30 06:42:02 PM
This was possibly as bad as Fark TV.
 
2013-01-30 06:42:58 PM
That was the worst thing I have seen this week.
 
2013-01-30 06:43:51 PM
Give me five minutes in MS Paint, and I think I could do better.

Also: NO NO NO It's Gary Oldman as Ned Flanders
 
2013-01-30 06:46:14 PM

JerseyTim: I regret having clicked that.

 
2013-01-30 06:46:48 PM
I think the link gave me cancer.

"A Brad Anderson Creates Production"
bacreates.com

Seriously? You want people to know you did this? It is terribly embarrassing work. I get worried about my portfolio work until I see some of the garbage people put out there.
 
2013-01-30 06:48:23 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Look! It's Tom Cruise, as Bart Simpson!

Bow before my leet skills BuzzFeed.
 
2013-01-30 06:50:07 PM
I didn't scroll far enough to see Smithers or Krusty. Still can't exactly explain how shiatty the stuff that was... but if you could actually picture the physical formation of stink, or putrid... that would come close to what I just saw in those awful pictures FTFA. Subby owes a few people a little bit of their soul back.
 
2013-01-30 06:52:14 PM

RodneyToady: That was anti-amusing.


Scrolled through the whole list and did not once thing, "yeah, wow that's exactly who reminds me of (Simpson's character)."

Maybe I just haven't cared about the Simpson's in the past 10 years.
 
2013-01-30 06:52:18 PM
Well now - that was horrible, stupid, and not at all amuzing.
 
2013-01-30 06:54:06 PM

Der Poopflinger: RodneyToady: That was anti-amusing.

JerseyTim: I regret having clicked that.

Because People in power are Stupid: This is AWESOME! All that's required for a fark greenlight are modest photoshop skillz.

The director of this film will be:

M Night Shyamalan  because he did a great job on The Last Airbender.

ManateeGag: Buzz Feed makes Cracked look like high comedy.

Altair: complete farking waste of time

cretinbob: What a steaming pile of shiat


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-30 06:54:17 PM
Wow. The link I see as a TotalFARKer has brilliantly rendered Photoshop portraits. I reckon you get that for which you pay.
 
2013-01-30 06:55:15 PM

Glendale: This was possibly as bad as Fark TV.


I miss the Fark TV fail threads.

imageshack.us
 
2013-01-30 06:56:44 PM
What the hell is this on Fark?
 
2013-01-30 07:00:47 PM

Dahnkster: Prebsoltoo: At least spell their names right. Who the hell is Millhouse?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x475]


Oh you bastard!

/also, boy did THAT suck!
 
2013-01-30 07:02:40 PM

Bob_Laublaw: Wow. The link I see as a TotalFARKer has brilliantly rendered Photoshop portraits. I reckon you get that for which you pay.


You reckon right, but aren't you just being a little mean? That link may end up taking down the entire internet... see what you've done? Well, step over here on this skewed plane of reality, and you'll see... it's all chaos and anarchy now because you encouraged everyone to click the link. You've single-handedly (potentially) cratered their very sensibilities and clogged every series of tubes. I hope you're happy.
 
2013-01-30 07:04:52 PM

special20: Bob_Laublaw: Wow. The link I see as a TotalFARKer has brilliantly rendered Photoshop portraits. I reckon you get that for which you pay.

You reckon right, but aren't you just being a little mean? That link may end up taking down the entire internet... see what you've done? Well, step over here on this skewed plane of reality, and you'll see... it's all chaos and anarchy now because you encouraged everyone to click the link. You've single-handedly (potentially) cratered their very sensibilities and clogged every series of tubes. I hope you're happy.


*tents fingers*

Excellllllleeeeeeent.
 
2013-01-30 07:06:41 PM
How much does Fark get paid for Buzzfeed links, anyway?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-30 07:10:48 PM
www.holymoly.com

Here's James Gandolfini as Homer.  No.  Please.  Don't applaud my photoshooping abilities....
 
2013-01-30 07:12:44 PM
i swear i thought this was drew
 
2013-01-30 07:13:19 PM
The guys at Buzzfeed obviously have pictures of Drew butt-farking a dead hobo. It's really the only explanation.
 
2013-01-30 07:13:23 PM
well the krusty the clown one.  no hot linky
 
2013-01-30 07:15:46 PM
Very poor, even for Buzzfeed standard.
 
2013-01-30 07:18:23 PM

Disabled List: Glendale: This was possibly as bad as Fark TV.

I miss the Fark TV fail threads.

[imageshack.us image 640x512]


With sweat and deadman's balls
 
2013-01-30 07:18:36 PM
I want my 1.45 minutes back.
 
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