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(Buzzfeed)   Steve Buscemi to play bartender Moe Szysklak in the live-action Simpsons reboot? Almost   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 171
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2013-01-30 04:21:15 PM
That was anti-amusing.
 
2013-01-30 04:35:42 PM
they should get Hank Azaria, he'd be great.
 
2013-01-30 04:48:34 PM
I regret having clicked that.
 
2013-01-30 04:48:38 PM
This is AWESOME! All that's required for a fark greenlight are modest photoshop skillz.

The director of this film will be:

M Night Shyamalan  because he did a great job on The Last Airbender.
 
2013-01-30 05:19:11 PM
Buzz Feed makes Cracked look like high comedy.
 
2013-01-30 05:26:29 PM
complete farking waste of time
 
2013-01-30 05:33:34 PM
What a steaming pile of shiat
 
2013-01-30 05:39:33 PM
That crap actually scarred me for life.  Well, ten minutes at least.
 
2013-01-30 05:39:44 PM

calbert: they should get Hank Azaria, he'd be great.


[appropriate meme stolen from Futurama]

I didn't read TFA but upon reflection, if someone had to make a Simpsons live action film I can think of very few actors who'd play Moe half as well as Buscemi could.
 
2013-01-30 05:40:33 PM
Steve Buscemi would actually be too pretty for the role.

My God, I just uttered a line that no one ever thought would be spoken out loud, like "Donald Trump is a really cool dude" or "Guy Fieri's food is the epitome of culinary perfection"
 
2013-01-30 05:41:03 PM
This is the harshest thread ever. Makes me wish Buzzfeed worked for me so I could see shiat.
 
2013-01-30 05:41:23 PM
RodneyToady: That was anti-amusing.

JerseyTim: I regret having clicked that.

Because People in power are Stupid: This is AWESOME! All that's required for a fark greenlight are modest photoshop skillz.

The director of this film will be:

M Night Shyamalan  because he did a great job on The Last Airbender.


ManateeGag: Buzz Feed makes Cracked look like high comedy.

Altair: complete farking waste of time

cretinbob: What a steaming pile of shiat

 
2013-01-30 05:42:29 PM
I will never laugh again. The black hole that is this article tore the glittering spark of humor from my soul and swallowed it whole.
 
2013-01-30 05:42:39 PM
Jesus christ that's some bad photoshop.
 
2013-01-30 05:43:31 PM
Sigh. Goddammitsomuch BuzzFeed. Goddammit Fark.

/to the Wamplermobile
 
2013-01-30 05:43:51 PM
Smithers and Moe I found slightly amusing... otherwise complete shiat.
 
2013-01-30 05:44:04 PM
Someone REDLIGHT this. I have posted better things that never saw the light at all. (awaits banhammer)
 
2013-01-30 05:44:29 PM
...I was saying boourns.
 
2013-01-30 05:45:04 PM
Is it "Bring your retard to work" day?
 
2013-01-30 05:45:27 PM
If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?
 
2013-01-30 05:46:02 PM
That sucked the soul out of my body. Someone should be prosecuted for Photoshop abuse.
 
2013-01-30 05:46:41 PM
Now we're rebooting shows that have not yet ended?

Or did Simpsons end and I didn't know it?
 
2013-01-30 05:47:25 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Steve Buscemi would actually be too pretty for the role.

My God, I just uttered a line that no one ever thought would be spoken out loud, like "Donald Trump is a really cool dude" or "Guy Fieri's food is the epitome of culinary perfection"


That 'shop looks a lot like Christopher Walken due to manipulation... upon reflection, Walken COULD be Moe.
 
2013-01-30 05:47:39 PM
What the actual fark was that?
 
2013-01-30 05:47:41 PM

Rhames: Someone REDLIGHT this. I have posted better things that never saw the light at all. (awaits banhammer)


I'd gladly take a ban for putting this shiat down, clearly whoever greenlit this was:
paid off by subby
got a bj by subby
was drunk
or all three of the above
 
2013-01-30 05:47:52 PM

Der Poopflinger: RodneyToady: That was anti-amusing.

JerseyTim: I regret having clicked that.

Because People in power are Stupid: This is AWESOME! All that's required for a fark greenlight are modest photoshop skillz.

The director of this film will be:

M Night Shyamalan  because he did a great job on The Last Airbender.

ManateeGag: Buzz Feed makes Cracked look like high comedy.

Altair: complete farking waste of time

cretinbob: What a steaming pile of shiat


mysoulsongs.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 05:48:19 PM
Damn. The last few greenlit Buzzfeed articles have actually made me laugh for a change.

This, unfortunately, is a return to form.
 
2013-01-30 05:48:28 PM

Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?


marge dyes her hair
 
2013-01-30 05:48:28 PM
At least spell their names right. Who the hell is Millhouse?
 
2013-01-30 05:51:16 PM
Mildly amusing, except Vince Vaughn as Krusty is way off.  There's a ton of other people more suitable than that pile of shiat.
 
2013-01-30 05:52:31 PM

Big Man On Campus: Now we're rebooting shows that have not yet ended?

Or did Simpsons end and I didn't know it?


You'd know it. Groening's fist-pumping would likely be felt for hundreds of miles in every direction. They'd have to put out a tsunami warning.

Unless that quote about him being happy if all he had to do was Futurama was an internet untruth. I'm too lazy to hunt it down now.
 
2013-01-30 05:53:00 PM
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I'm looking for a Mister Waters. First name's John.
 
2013-01-30 05:53:35 PM

AqueousBoy: Mildly amusing, except Vince Vaughn as Krusty is way off.  There's a ton of other people more suitable than that pile of shiat.


I thought it looked a lot like Drew...
 
2013-01-30 05:54:06 PM

Der Poopflinger: Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?

marge dyes her hair


I was just thinking Selma and Patty must also dye their hair, but then I looked it up. They have slightly more natural looking colors in their hair but they're still sort of a purpleish color.

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Still doesn't really explain as to why the Simpsons produced yellow-haired children, though. I guess yellow is blonde and thus double-recessive.
 
2013-01-30 05:54:56 PM
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Worst. Greenlight. Ever.
 
2013-01-30 05:55:23 PM
Has anyone pointed out how farking terrible that was?
 
2013-01-30 05:55:31 PM

Treygreen13: Der Poopflinger: Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?

marge dyes her hair

I was just thinking Selma and Patty must also dye their hair, but then I looked it up. They have slightly more natural looking colors in their hair but they're still sort of a purpleish color.

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Still doesn't really explain as to why the Simpsons produced yellow-haired children, though. I guess yellow is blonde and thus double-recessive.


you've spent way more time researching this then I would've expected
 
2013-01-30 05:55:38 PM
Yes the photoshop was a bag of shiat... I think that was the point though

Bill Murray would have been better as Homer. Steve Buscemi was a spot on Moe, and I have to admit, I totally agree with William H Macy as Flanders (hadn't even considered him)
 
2013-01-30 05:56:06 PM

Prebsoltoo: At least spell their names right. Who the hell is Millhouse?


I think he's related to Weiland Smithers.
 
2013-01-30 05:56:57 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Yes the photoshop was a bag of shiat... I think that was the point though

Bill Murray would have been better as Homer. Steve Buscemi was a spot on Moe, and I have to admit, I totally agree with William H Macy as Flanders (hadn't even considered him)


hold the phone, you've thought about a live action simpsons before?
 
2013-01-30 05:57:18 PM

Prebsoltoo: At least spell their names right. Who the hell is Millhouse?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-30 05:57:32 PM
awful, just awful

but...

Vince my ass, that's Drew!
 
2013-01-30 05:58:22 PM

Der Poopflinger: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Yes the photoshop was a bag of shiat... I think that was the point though

Bill Murray would have been better as Homer. Steve Buscemi was a spot on Moe, and I have to admit, I totally agree with William H Macy as Flanders (hadn't even considered him)

hold the phone, you've thought about a live action simpsons before?


There is a live action, umm... adult film.
 
2013-01-30 05:59:31 PM
Der Poopflinger:

hold the phone, you've thought about a live action simpsons before?

It's been bandied about at the bar a few times in the past
 
2013-01-30 05:59:35 PM
eh, only Buscemi and Colbert really worked. Though i would be interested in watching an episode/movie if they used the crappy photoshop as their animation style.
 
2013-01-30 05:59:42 PM

Treygreen13: Der Poopflinger: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Yes the photoshop was a bag of shiat... I think that was the point though

Bill Murray would have been better as Homer. Steve Buscemi was a spot on Moe, and I have to admit, I totally agree with William H Macy as Flanders (hadn't even considered him)

hold the phone, you've thought about a live action simpsons before?

There is a live action, umm... adult film.


ya I've seen it before
I MEAN HEARD ABOUT IT BEFORE!!!
 
2013-01-30 06:00:41 PM

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: It's been bandied about at the bar a few times in the past


ahh, that makes sense now
 
2013-01-30 06:01:03 PM

Der Poopflinger: Treygreen13: Der Poopflinger: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Yes the photoshop was a bag of shiat... I think that was the point though

Bill Murray would have been better as Homer. Steve Buscemi was a spot on Moe, and I have to admit, I totally agree with William H Macy as Flanders (hadn't even considered him)

hold the phone, you've thought about a live action simpsons before?

There is a live action, umm... adult film.

ya I've seen it before
I MEAN HEARD ABOUT IT BEFORE!!!


My buddy's buddy told me about it once
 
2013-01-30 06:04:05 PM
Well, that was dumb.

/and apparently the new commenting interface just went on line
 
2013-01-30 06:04:08 PM

Faddy: If homer has brown hair and Margery has blue hair why do the kids have blond hair?


That's not that uncommon.
I know lots of people that had blonde hair as children and it darkened as they grew up.
 
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