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2013-01-30 04:45:16 PM
10 votes:
I wonder if he's an organ donor.
2013-01-30 04:33:05 PM
5 votes:
Are they sure it isn't just a fur ball?
2013-01-30 06:20:57 PM
3 votes:
OMG! Is he all right? Did he trip over something?
2013-01-30 05:40:01 PM
3 votes:
When Carlin died, I spent a solid week watching his stand-up. When Leslie Nielson died, I wached almost all of his movies (and watching his old, serious stuff was a very strange experience). Seems like I might be going blind soon. Get well soon, you wild bastard.
2013-01-30 04:19:07 PM
3 votes:
Always figured he would die from a large stroke.

/or maybe a series of smaller ones
2013-01-30 07:10:57 PM
2 votes:
Come on doctors, keep Ron Jeremy's heart on.
2013-01-30 06:18:36 PM
2 votes:

paleryder69: In my youth I got mistaken as him a few times when his tee shirt was in hot topic... ahh the feeling of fooling young girls who thought they knew a porn star...


Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Come one, come all (pun intended) and be amazed at the man that takes pride in looking like Ron Jeremy.

And you thought freak shows were dead.
2013-01-30 05:04:57 PM
2 votes:
If he dies what is the proper way to memorialize him? Compared to him our penises are already at half mast.
2013-01-30 04:37:04 PM
2 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com

/but it may have been now Ron
//"guy dug tunnels like he was Borson in The Great Escape"
2013-01-30 04:35:04 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I think the only porn I've seen with Ron Jeremy in it involved him porking a skinny black chick in the ass. She didn't seem happy.


Do you mean "biting her lip" unhappy, or more like "sobbing uncontrollably the whole time" unhappy? A friend of mine wants to know.
2013-01-30 04:27:26 PM
2 votes:
The deadly delayed effects of Hamster Style finally manifest..
2013-01-30 04:23:36 PM
2 votes:
I saw a porn with in it that was so old he was actually thin and in shape.  He was raped by a group of girl scouts while he took a nap.
2013-01-30 04:19:09 PM
2 votes:

Gonz: C'mon, Ron. Pull through.

out.

FTFY.
2013-01-31 10:38:23 AM
1 votes:
www.takesontech.com

Plus

4.bp.blogspot.com

Equals Ron Jeremy?

(Sorry, at work, not risking a Ron Jeremy Image search)
2013-01-31 01:47:18 AM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Damn it...he needs to do a Sonic movie before he can die...
2013-01-30 09:11:48 PM
1 votes:
This is the type of thread that should be read in the privacy of ones own home.
2013-01-30 08:24:28 PM
1 votes:
wtf, did my comment box just change to cartoon land?
2013-01-30 07:48:13 PM
1 votes:

acefox1: Seeing him connect on a personal level with Tammy Faye on that Surreal Life show was pretty cool and touching.

Hearing the allegations Ginger Lynn made in 2003 that Ron forced himself on her in Hawaii at the start of her career made me pretty unhappy. I think I heard that he went back and forth on denying it and apologizing for it. Who knows what the truth is, but plenty of other girls have come forward saying the same thing. Google around if you want more info.


It was the 1980s, I'm surprised they even remember being in Hawaii.
2013-01-30 07:46:27 PM
1 votes:
photos.vaxlan.net
2013-01-30 06:37:35 PM
1 votes:
thehollywoodscandal.com
2013-01-30 05:31:21 PM
1 votes:
get well you fat horny pig
2013-01-30 05:28:26 PM
1 votes:
Yes, I get all my porn news from Faux "News."

Nice try, Rupert.
2013-01-30 05:14:28 PM
1 votes:

Lenny and Carl: Ron Jeremy is a lucky bastard. He got to tap Christy Canyon countless times.

I enjoy her as a change of pace, but with all the quality ass this guy has had, is Christy Canyon really the benchmark for success?


An Armenian with a big ass (and *real* boobs) who didn't hide being an actual whore is a fresh change of pace from, you know...

/Kanye knows
2013-01-30 04:59:53 PM
1 votes:
Ron Jeremy is a lucky bastard. He got to tap Christy Canyon countless times.

I enjoy her as a change of pace, but with all the quality ass this guy has had, is Christy Canyon really the benchmark for success?
2013-01-30 04:58:45 PM
1 votes:
They're going to have a hard time closing the coffin.
2013-01-30 04:54:13 PM
1 votes:
A great porn idea I had would have been him and Holmes cock fencing for the love of a big breasted bimbo, and then, much like the scene in The Princess Bride, they come to an understanding of their respective skills, they then double team the bimbo.
2013-01-30 04:51:24 PM
1 votes:
I think it interesting that (according to Jeremy) he is much more in demand for porn as a chubby middleaged hedgehog guy than he was during his Ron Burgundy Mustache young/thin phase.
2013-01-30 04:40:43 PM
1 votes:
I hope this isn't too hard on him.
2013-01-30 04:34:53 PM
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: FirstNationalBastard: /get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

It appears we have a flag on the play. Let's hear the call...

"Number 27... I mean 72, offense: ambiguous gayness. Half the distance to the goal line, loss of down."

If you suck your own dick, is that gay, incest, masturbation or all of the above?


I think the general consensus is that as long as you don't come in your own mouth, it's just masturbation.
2013-01-30 04:30:57 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: /get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own

FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

It appears we have a flag on the play. Let's hear the call...

"Number 27... I mean 72, offense: ambiguous gayness. Half the distance to the goal line, loss of down."

If you suck your own dick, is that gay, incest, masturbation or all of the above?
2013-01-30 04:29:03 PM
1 votes:
Priapriatic Embolism?
2013-01-30 04:27:52 PM
1 votes:
Poor guy...hope he makes it!

I'm old enough to remember porn with Ron Jeremy in it...and yes, at one time he was thin, which made him look taller.

He was always the ugly porn guy, but he wasn't always the fat ugly porn guy.

Go Ron! fark that anuerysm in the ass!
2013-01-30 04:26:33 PM
1 votes:
In my youth I got mistaken as him a few times when his tee shirt was in hot topic... ahh the feeling of fooling young girls who thought they knew a porn star...
2013-01-30 04:24:08 PM
1 votes:
Quick! Get those scantily dressed nurses over there to give him ass to mouth compressions!
 
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