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2013-01-30 05:30:46 PM
I saw him at the Rainbow Room last year, surrounded by friends, having a good time. Get well soon, Hedgehog.
 
2013-01-30 05:30:59 PM
Doesn't everyone have a "I met Ron Jeremy" story?
I met him at a McDonald's along the interstate near my apartment last year. He was extremely gracious and likeable and I think I set off a whole round of people getting their picture taken with him. I actually think he liked the fuss that was made over him.

Anyway, I really hope that the guy does get well and moreover he does wind up with a more lasting legacy than just a punchline to jokes about porn.
 
2013-01-30 05:31:21 PM
get well you fat horny pig
 
2013-01-30 05:32:34 PM
The stuff with Tammy Faye showed his true personality. Get well soon.
 
2013-01-30 05:34:32 PM
I've seen him in Orgazmo and, welp, that's it.  Still it seems like this is an impending national tragedy.
 
2013-01-30 05:35:00 PM

likefunbutnot: Doesn't everyone have a "I met Ron Jeremy" story?
I met him at a McDonald's along the interstate near my apartment last year. He was extremely gracious and likeable and I think I set off a whole round of people getting their picture taken with him. I actually think he liked the fuss that was made over him.

Anyway, I really hope that the guy does get well and moreover he does wind up with a more lasting legacy than just a punchline to jokes about porn.


I don't, but I live in Canada so that's probably why
 
2013-01-30 05:39:21 PM
My condolences to his friends & family. I hope he pulls through the surgery and recovers to have a long life.
 
2013-01-30 05:40:01 PM
When Carlin died, I spent a solid week watching his stand-up. When Leslie Nielson died, I wached almost all of his movies (and watching his old, serious stuff was a very strange experience). Seems like I might be going blind soon. Get well soon, you wild bastard.
 
2013-01-30 05:48:30 PM
If only Doctor Proctor were around to do the surgery....
 
2013-01-30 06:05:05 PM
I remember reading somewhere that there were females who specfically had a 'no ron jeremy clause' in their contracts.

the first time i saw him in a movie...i knew i would never measure up. if you can't do it with length then do it with force!
 
2013-01-30 06:08:41 PM
Not surprising.

He's looked like a warmed over bag of shiat for the past 15 years. Obviously hasn't been taking care of himself with all of that weight gain.

Hope he recovers and lays off the Baconator burgers.
 
2013-01-30 06:10:16 PM
I to have a picture with "the Hedgehog".  Gob Bless and hope for the best.  Strive against the dying of the light RON!
 
2013-01-30 06:13:09 PM
If anyone deserves the moniker porn "star" it's him. Get well soon, horny man.
 
2013-01-30 06:18:36 PM

paleryder69: In my youth I got mistaken as him a few times when his tee shirt was in hot topic... ahh the feeling of fooling young girls who thought they knew a porn star...


Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Come one, come all (pun intended) and be amazed at the man that takes pride in looking like Ron Jeremy.

And you thought freak shows were dead.
 
2013-01-30 06:18:39 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: I remember reading somewhere that there were females who specfically had a 'no ron jeremy clause' in their contracts.

the first time i saw him in a movie...i knew i would never measure up. if you can't do it with length then do it with force!


I think this is the line you're looking for....
"...the kinkier acts some actresses would not perform were bestiality, sado-masochism and sex with Jeremy "

Was more of an industry urban legend/joke than anything.

Hey DDP. You really want to help someone lose weight and get back in the game? Forget Jake, here's your guy.
 
2013-01-30 06:20:57 PM
OMG! Is he all right? Did he trip over something?
 
2013-01-30 06:37:35 PM
thehollywoodscandal.com
 
2013-01-30 06:39:16 PM
Man, that blows.  He always seemed to be so much fun.
 
2013-01-30 06:41:42 PM
Came for Orgazmo references, left satisfied.

Also hoping Jizzmaster Zero pulls through...
 
2013-01-30 06:45:01 PM
Seeing him connect on a personal level with Tammy Faye on that Surreal Life show was pretty cool and touching.

Hearing the allegations Ginger Lynn made in 2003 that Ron forced himself on her in Hawaii at the start of her career made me pretty unhappy. I think I heard that he went back and forth on denying it and apologizing for it. Who knows what the truth is, but plenty of other girls have come forward saying the same thing. Google around if you want more info.

In any case I hope he recovers. Anyone know if he got his SAG card or if he's old enough for Medicare? I know from my Dad's bypass at Cedars Sinai that it ain't cheap and I'm guessing that there's no male pornstars union with awesome healthcare benefits.
 
2013-01-30 06:47:56 PM
www.awf.org

Get well soon mr hedgehog!
 
2013-01-30 06:53:06 PM

acefox1: Seeing him connect on a personal level with Tammy Faye on that Surreal Life show was pretty cool and touching.

Hearing the allegations Ginger Lynn made in 2003 that Ron forced himself on her in Hawaii at the start of her career made me pretty unhappy. I think I heard that he went back and forth on denying it and apologizing for it. Who knows what the truth is, but plenty of other girls have come forward saying the same thing. Google around if you want more info.

In any case I hope he recovers. Anyone know if he got his SAG card or if he's old enough for Medicare? I know from my Dad's bypass at Cedars Sinai that it ain't cheap and I'm guessing that there's no male pornstars union with awesome healthcare benefits.


What, a porn star acting poorly?   I am both shocked and stunned.
 
2013-01-30 06:55:59 PM
did anyone else know about this?

http://www.rondejeremy.com/

I had no idea he had his own rum label.  I hate to be a dick about it (lulz), but I want to go grab a bottle now just in case, well, you know....
 
2013-01-30 06:59:45 PM
Come on, doctors...keep Ron Jeremy's heart on.
 
2013-01-30 07:00:12 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: paleryder69: In my youth I got mistaken as him a few times when his tee shirt was in hot topic... ahh the feeling of fooling young girls who thought they knew a porn star...

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Come one, come all (pun intended) and be amazed at the man that takes pride in looking like Ron Jeremy.

And you thought freak shows were dead.


Marisyana is right.  Ron had gorgeous eyes in his youth:

www.choosy-beggars.com

That photo is pure 70s.
 
2013-01-30 07:01:20 PM

acefox1: Seeing him connect on a personal level with Tammy Faye on that Surreal Life show was pretty cool and touching.

Hearing the allegations Ginger Lynn made in 2003 that Ron forced himself on her in Hawaii at the start of her career made me pretty unhappy. I think I heard that he went back and forth on denying it and apologizing for it. Who knows what the truth is, but plenty of other girls have come forward saying the same thing. Google around if you want more info.



He did what now?  Oh that sucks ass, man :( that is not cool at all.
 
2013-01-30 07:05:59 PM

acefox1: Google around if you want more info..

yyyeeeah... NO.
 
2013-01-30 07:06:44 PM
FirstNationalBastard:
/get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own cock.


wat

/ srsly??  i thought that was just a myth
 
2013-01-30 07:10:57 PM
Come on doctors, keep Ron Jeremy's heart on.
 
2013-01-30 07:24:51 PM
Wow. CNN.com said he was hospitalized with chest pains. TMZ says critical condition with a heart aneurysm. Latest update is =Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly."

We're told, "Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."
 
2013-01-30 07:28:42 PM

HAMMERTOE: FirstNationalBastard: /get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

It appears we have a flag on the play. Let's hear the call...

"Number 27... I mean 72, offense: ambiguous gayness. Half the distance to the goal line, loss of down."

If you suck your own dick, is that gay, incest, masturbation. FUN or all of the above?



FTFY
 
2013-01-30 07:46:27 PM
photos.vaxlan.net
 
2013-01-30 07:48:13 PM

acefox1: Seeing him connect on a personal level with Tammy Faye on that Surreal Life show was pretty cool and touching.

Hearing the allegations Ginger Lynn made in 2003 that Ron forced himself on her in Hawaii at the start of her career made me pretty unhappy. I think I heard that he went back and forth on denying it and apologizing for it. Who knows what the truth is, but plenty of other girls have come forward saying the same thing. Google around if you want more info.


It was the 1980s, I'm surprised they even remember being in Hawaii.
 
2013-01-30 07:53:33 PM

thisiszombocom: FirstNationalBastard:
/get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own cock.


wat

/ srsly??  i thought that was just a myth


Nope. I... uh... a friend of mine... uh... saw a movie of his where he did just that...
 
2013-01-30 08:24:28 PM
wtf, did my comment box just change to cartoon land?
 
2013-01-30 08:44:57 PM

Flappyhead: acefox1: Seeing him connect on a personal level with Tammy Faye on that Surreal Life show was pretty cool and touching.

Hearing the allegations Ginger Lynn made in 2003 that Ron forced himself on her in Hawaii at the start of her career made me pretty unhappy. I think I heard that he went back and forth on denying it and apologizing for it. Who knows what the truth is, but plenty of other girls have come forward saying the same thing. Google around if you want more info.

It was the 1980s, I'm surprised they even remember being in Hawaii.



I guess Ron leaves quite the lasting impression. If you have some mind bleach or mental floss try imagining him grabbing you or someone you love and saying "Just the tip. Come on! Just the tip." There's not enough mental floss in the world to wipe that away.

If it was just Ginger making the claim maybe I'd chalk it up to some of the 80's nose candy cross-wiring some neurons, but all the other girls coming who out with the same details that make me want to kick his ass. Especially when the girls have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling their story. Ron has a lot of buddies who want to protect him and also don't want their industry getting a worse reputation with rape allegations scaring new girls away.

I'm not suggesting that other people in that industry are squeaky clean. I just don't see anyone else getting so many people coming out on the record with similare stories. I get pissed off when people shrug off stories of women being sexually assaulted by saying that it was their fault because of how they dress, where they were or even choosing to act in a porno film.

Being a low-life, scummy or manipulative porn industry jackass is one thing. Grabbing a girl after she's said no or forcing yourself on her is something else entirely. Kiki Daire and Jennifer Steele tell pretty similar and disturbing stories about Ron.

I don't wish this injury on him and I hope he gets better. I'm just not fooled by the goofy, dopey harmless shlubby guy act. I think it's fair that people know that even in the porn industry he's been accused of some pretty dispicable things.
 
2013-01-30 08:50:32 PM
Coincidence that it happened on hump day?

Hang in there Ron, we're pulling for you.
 
2013-01-30 08:50:57 PM
Was it the main vein?
 
2013-01-30 08:58:50 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: paleryder69: In my youth I got mistaken as him a few times when his tee shirt was in hot topic... ahh the feeling of fooling young girls who thought they knew a porn star...

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Come one, come all (pun intended) and be amazed at the man that takes pride in looking like Ron Jeremy.

And you thought freak shows were dead.

Marisyana is right.  Ron had gorgeous eyes in his youth:

[www.choosy-beggars.com image 500x481]

That photo is pure 70s.


My junk grew sideburns just looking at that.
 
2013-01-30 09:09:08 PM

Iceman_Cometh: Coincidence that it happened on hump day?

Hang in there Ron, we're pulling for you.


Intentional?
 
2013-01-30 09:11:48 PM
This is the type of thread that should be read in the privacy of ones own home.
 
2013-01-30 09:15:58 PM
Get well soon, buddy!
 
2013-01-30 09:18:54 PM
His fault.  He should have carried around more gold rings.
 
2013-01-30 09:34:19 PM

Flappyhead: Iceman_Cometh: Coincidence that it happened on hump day?

Hang in there Ron, we're pulling for you.

Intentional?


Of course. Low hanging fruit and all.
 
2013-01-30 09:38:07 PM
He was around my neck of the woods awhile back doing a tour for his rum at local liquor stores. I would've been there if I didn't have to work.
Get well Hedgehog!
 
2013-01-30 09:49:03 PM

Iceman_Cometh: Flappyhead: Iceman_Cometh: Coincidence that it happened on hump day?

Hang in there Ron, we're pulling for you.

Intentional?

Of course. Low hanging fruit and all.


...and pretty low, from what I've heard.
 
2013-01-30 10:01:16 PM

thisiszombocom: FirstNationalBastard:
/get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own cock.

wat

/ srsly??  i thought that was just a myth


Nope. I've seen the footage myself.
 
2013-01-30 10:06:13 PM

MagicBus: Always figured he would die from a large stroke.

/or maybe a series of smaller ones


s2.subirimagenes.com

/Would you like that aisle seat in smoking or non-smoking?
 
2013-01-30 10:08:04 PM

Rann Xerox: Ron Jeremy is a lucky bastard. He got to tap Christy Canyon countless times.


I know, right?  And Ginger Lynn, Anna Ventura, etc. etc.

/The only guy who could match his count is Peter North.
 
2013-01-30 10:08:18 PM

Mooches: He was around my neck


Really?
 
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