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2013-01-30 04:09:48 PM  
I think the only porn I've seen with Ron Jeremy in it involved him porking a skinny black chick in the ass. She didn't seem happy.

/get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own cock.
 
2013-01-30 04:11:15 PM  
I hope he recovers, he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Only in America can a fat hairy jew become the biggest adult film star of all time.
 
2013-01-30 04:18:25 PM  
C'mon, Ron. Pull through.
 
2013-01-30 04:19:07 PM  
Always figured he would die from a large stroke.

/or maybe a series of smaller ones
 
2013-01-30 04:19:09 PM  

Gonz: C'mon, Ron. Pull through.

out.

FTFY.
 
2013-01-30 04:21:50 PM  
He can't outlive Hugh Hefner, he just can't!

/have Hef in my deadpool
 
2013-01-30 04:23:36 PM  
I saw a porn with in it that was so old he was actually thin and in shape.  He was raped by a group of girl scouts while he took a nap.
 
2013-01-30 04:24:08 PM  
Quick! Get those scantily dressed nurses over there to give him ass to mouth compressions!
 
2013-01-30 04:25:16 PM  
I can honestly say I have never seen a porno with him in it. Guess I missed the sweet spot between Ron Jeremy fame and the advent of widely available amateur porn.

Still, good luck to him. He was funny on Chappelle's show.

/you know I learned my stroke from you Ron!
 
2013-01-30 04:25:28 PM  

lackadaisicalfreakshow: He can't outlive Hugh Hefner, he just can't!

/have Hef in my deadpool


I have Ron in mine.
 
2013-01-30 04:26:33 PM  
In my youth I got mistaken as him a few times when his tee shirt was in hot topic... ahh the feeling of fooling young girls who thought they knew a porn star...
 
2013-01-30 04:27:26 PM  
The deadly delayed effects of Hamster Style finally manifest..
 
2013-01-30 04:27:52 PM  
Poor guy...hope he makes it!

I'm old enough to remember porn with Ron Jeremy in it...and yes, at one time he was thin, which made him look taller.

He was always the ugly porn guy, but he wasn't always the fat ugly porn guy.

Go Ron! fark that anuerysm in the ass!
 
2013-01-30 04:29:03 PM  
Priapriatic Embolism?
 
2013-01-30 04:29:28 PM  
Perhaps the Devil wants to collect that soul he was promised.
 
2013-01-30 04:30:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: /get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own

FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

It appears we have a flag on the play. Let's hear the call...

"Number 27... I mean 72, offense: ambiguous gayness. Half the distance to the goal line, loss of down."

If you suck your own dick, is that gay, incest, masturbation or all of the above?
 
2013-01-30 04:33:05 PM  
Are they sure it isn't just a fur ball?
 
2013-01-30 04:34:42 PM  
The only pron I saw him in appeared to be fairly recent and very low budget. Very poor lighting, skanky chick with tattoos who looked like she was in withdrawal, and he had a difficult time getting a woody.

It was really sad, actually.

/Jodi West with the sound turned off is the current favorite.
 
2013-01-30 04:34:53 PM  

HAMMERTOE: FirstNationalBastard: /get well, hedgehog who could once suck his own FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

It appears we have a flag on the play. Let's hear the call...

"Number 27... I mean 72, offense: ambiguous gayness. Half the distance to the goal line, loss of down."

If you suck your own dick, is that gay, incest, masturbation or all of the above?


I think the general consensus is that as long as you don't come in your own mouth, it's just masturbation.
 
2013-01-30 04:35:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I think the only porn I've seen with Ron Jeremy in it involved him porking a skinny black chick in the ass. She didn't seem happy.


Do you mean "biting her lip" unhappy, or more like "sobbing uncontrollably the whole time" unhappy? A friend of mine wants to know.
 
2013-01-30 04:37:04 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

/but it may have been now Ron
//"guy dug tunnels like he was Borson in The Great Escape"
 
2013-01-30 04:37:39 PM  
Borson = Bronson

//hence....I can't type
 
2013-01-30 04:38:25 PM  
Good night, filthy man.
 
2013-01-30 04:39:58 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: FirstNationalBastard: I think the only porn I've seen with Ron Jeremy in it involved him porking a skinny black chick in the ass. She didn't seem happy.

Do you mean "biting her lip" unhappy, or more like "sobbing uncontrollably the whole time" unhappy? A friend of mine wants to know.


More than lip biting, less than sobbing.
 
2013-01-30 04:40:19 PM  
He may be fat and hairy, but he has nice eyes and seems like a good guy. Get well soon, Hedgehog.

/remember seeing him in a Swedish Erotica tape with Aunt Peg back in the eighties
//remove yourself and your easy internet porn from my lawn
 
2013-01-30 04:40:43 PM  
I hope this isn't too hard on him.
 
2013-01-30 04:43:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Barricaded Gunman: FirstNationalBastard: I think the only porn I've seen with Ron Jeremy in it involved him porking a skinny black chick in the ass. She didn't seem happy.

Do you mean "biting her lip" unhappy, or more like "sobbing uncontrollably the whole time" unhappy? A friend of mine wants to know.

More than lip biting, less than sobbing.


A pr0n flick is so much better when the actress is crying.
 
2013-01-30 04:45:16 PM  
I wonder if he's an organ donor.
 
2013-01-30 04:45:59 PM  
Dinsdale?

/Get well, Ron
 
2013-01-30 04:51:24 PM  
I think it interesting that (according to Jeremy) he is much more in demand for porn as a chubby middleaged hedgehog guy than he was during his Ron Burgundy Mustache young/thin phase.
 
2013-01-30 04:54:13 PM  
A great porn idea I had would have been him and Holmes cock fencing for the love of a big breasted bimbo, and then, much like the scene in The Princess Bride, they come to an understanding of their respective skills, they then double team the bimbo.
 
2013-01-30 04:54:18 PM  

otherginger: I think it interesting that (according to Jeremy) he is much more in demand for porn as a chubby middleaged hedgehog guy than he was during his Ron Burgundy Mustache young/thin phase.


He became a novelty.
 
2013-01-30 04:56:50 PM  
Ron Jeremy is a lucky bastard. He got to tap Christy Canyon countless times.
 
2013-01-30 04:57:29 PM  
Stroke?
 
2013-01-30 04:57:53 PM  
he had a good phenomenal run.
 
2013-01-30 04:58:45 PM  
They're going to have a hard time closing the coffin.
 
2013-01-30 04:59:53 PM  
Ron Jeremy is a lucky bastard. He got to tap Christy Canyon countless times.

I enjoy her as a change of pace, but with all the quality ass this guy has had, is Christy Canyon really the benchmark for success?
 
2013-01-30 05:00:54 PM  
Same thing that got John Ritter.
 
2013-01-30 05:03:31 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

/1995-ish
 
2013-01-30 05:04:57 PM  
If he dies what is the proper way to memorialize him? Compared to him our penises are already at half mast.
 
2013-01-30 05:06:48 PM  

Lenny and Carl: If he dies what is the proper way to memorialize him? Compared to him our penises are already at half mast.


21 gun salute.

/get fappin
 
2013-01-30 05:14:28 PM  

Lenny and Carl: Ron Jeremy is a lucky bastard. He got to tap Christy Canyon countless times.

I enjoy her as a change of pace, but with all the quality ass this guy has had, is Christy Canyon really the benchmark for success?


An Armenian with a big ass (and *real* boobs) who didn't hide being an actual whore is a fresh change of pace from, you know...

/Kanye knows
 
2013-01-30 05:17:13 PM  
Should've had more Power Rings.
 
2013-01-30 05:17:15 PM  

fickenchucker: The only pron I saw him in appeared to be fairly recent and very low budget. Very poor lighting, skanky chick with tattoos who looked like she was in withdrawal, and he had a difficult time getting a woody.

It was really sad, actually.

/Jodi West with the sound turned off is the current favorite.


I believe he's retired as far as performing on screen. Think he's been directing these days. He makes quite a bit doing engagements. The documentary on him a few years back is worth seeing. He's friends with a preacher who he goes with to do the counterpoint on porn in churches.

Bad thing about him is he loves to eat! He's been way too big for quite awhile and I suspect he may suffer from narcolepsy too. Dunno... wish him the best.
 
2013-01-30 05:17:56 PM  
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
 
2013-01-30 05:18:23 PM  
Get well, Hedge.
 
2013-01-30 05:21:02 PM  
Oh man I hope he makes it. I too remember him from back when you had to go into a sticky-floored booth with a pocketful of quarters...
 
2013-01-30 05:22:14 PM  
I thought this was a return of a hedgehog was also killed meme
 
2013-01-30 05:28:26 PM  
Yes, I get all my porn news from Faux "News."

Nice try, Rupert.
 
2013-01-30 05:28:35 PM  
ronjeremyinghostbusters.jpg

can't seem to find the screencap
/Get well soon, funny porn guy
 
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