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2013-01-30 03:32:21 PM

Latinwolf: CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.

And FTA we have this: "The suspect is a white male, possibly in his 60s." I doubt very much that this was gang related.


Shouldn't be hard to catch him; he's probably in a golf cart headed back toward Sun City.
 
2013-01-30 03:32:37 PM

solyhhit: Holy shiat you Americans are dumb motherfarkers.


The ones who kill each other over trivial shiat?

The ones who advocate more guns are the solution?

The ones who think gun control is the solution?

Or Option D, me, someone who thinks gun culture, sensationalization of these crimes, the drug trade and mental health are the culprit?

Please provide specificity, because undoubtedly not all Americans are dumb motherfarkers by your value system.
 
2013-01-30 03:32:53 PM

natmar_76: Sadly, less guns is not going to stop this either. We have a violent society.


I really liked all of the, "He had it coming," and "good riddance," type of comments coming from the anti-gun crowd after the FPSRussia guy got murdered. Large swaths of Americans are more than happy to revel in the death of anyone they find suitably offensive.
 
2013-01-30 03:33:13 PM

Kyro: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 437x555]


thats kind of a misleading map i think.

I know there are a shiat ton of guns in the middle east and africa.

Or are africans committing genocide with rocks?
 
2013-01-30 03:34:07 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: " the turf war between the PC Load Letters and the BSODs has spilled out into the open!"

Accountz Rezeevable 4 Life Muthafarkaz!

Third Floor East Wing needs to respect our refrigerator space!
 
2013-01-30 03:34:08 PM

Latinwolf: CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.

And FTA we have this: "The suspect is a white male, possibly in his 60s." I doubt very much that this was gang related.


Well not in this part of town.

Now, on the east side, where the Sunland Village Crips fight for territory against the Leisure World Locos, watch out.
 
2013-01-30 03:34:13 PM
Ever notice how it's mostly white men doing all the shootings?
 
2013-01-30 03:34:30 PM

China White Tea: natmar_76: Sadly, less guns is not going to stop this either. We have a violent society.

I really liked all of the, "He had it coming," and "good riddance," type of comments coming from the anti-gun crowd after the FPSRussia guy got murdered. Large swaths of Americans are more than happy to revel in the death of anyone they find suitably offensive.


I am pretty sure people on both sides of the argument love it when someone dies. But thanks for playing, Captain Anecdotal Evidence.
 
2013-01-30 03:34:38 PM

cabbyman: They should make shooting people illegal.

Then things like this won't happen anymore.


as I said in a previous thread, why not just legalize rape since people are still being raped? if it weren't for the fear of imprisonment, i'd be grabbing boob and ass all day long. Fortunately for the ladies, there are lawa against that, so I don't do it.
 
2013-01-30 03:34:39 PM

Treygreen13: Seriously, do we need to have a News Flash for every gun crime?


Just another snowstorm in winter.
 
2013-01-30 03:35:07 PM

Sid_the_sadist:
You want to see mass shootings and gun violence in general decline? Punish the motherfarkers who commit those crimes. In public. Permanently.


I thought the issue was mental illness. And if it is, how is teh death penalty going to deter someone with mental illness.

/It's not
 
2013-01-30 03:35:23 PM
imageshack.us

At this rate, by the time some actual legislation or real action comes into play, this site will have farked KFC, Bojangle's and Popeye's right out of business.
 
2013-01-30 03:35:43 PM

OnlyM3: natmar_76
2013-01-30 03:02:10 PM

Clearly the answer is more guns.

Sadly, less guns is not going to stop this either. We have a violent society. We glorify violence in media. We've made the military the most important thing in the nation, and arguably the world. Our favorite sports are extremely violent. We still promote violence, not just in action but in speech and interpersonal behavior, as a means to ending disagreements. We treat each other with shocking disregard in every day life. Yet we act surprised when people act violently.

Gun control will not stop random violence. People will use other weapons, bombs, chemicals, or even hand weapons. Gun control is treating the effect, not the cause. The NRA has one thing right, and it's that people kill people (with guns, and bombs, and poisons, and knives, and even their bare hands).

When you change the culture, you'll reduce incidents like this. Until then, it will still happen.
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We DON'T have a violent society. We have a drug war where organized criminals kill eachother over illicit distribution rights to a product that SHOULD be completely legal, and it's considerably worse South of the border. Get rid of that war and there's no reason to kill anybody over who gets to sell where - that's almost the entire source of violence in America. As for mass shootings, I'm going to be intellectually honest and say that a repeating firearm does in fact make it easy to shoot in rapid manner(kinda the whole point of being a repeater), but I'm also going to make a prediction that this guy is like pretty much every other mass shooter - a social outcast that's been on at least one and maybe more than one type of psychotropic medication, and he just happens to be part of the 1% that that experienced the decreased inhibitions, suicidal tendencies, and violent outbursts that are now known to be associated with such drugs.

This shiat happens in every major country these days, even in countries that have an extreme shortage of guns, so just maybe this is a disease of civilization and there's nothing really that can be done except clean up the mess.
 
2013-01-30 03:36:16 PM

CheetahOlivetti: netizencain: I wonder if this was in a gun-free zone.  That shiat works.

This is Arizona. No such thing as a gun-free zone. (Legally, maybe, but we likes our guns 'round here, boy.)

It's not like this is a rare occurrence. My husband has witnessed two workplace shootings in Phoenix. One outside a transmission shop in Sunnyslope while he was on his way to pick up his mom when her car broke down, and one right next to his workplace as he was pulling into the parking lot. I'm sure he's relieved he didn't have to see this one.


I think we need an ARIZONA tag
 
2013-01-30 03:36:19 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Ever notice how it's mostly white men doing all the shootings?


It stands to reason, since their white daughters are the only kids abducted.
 
2013-01-30 03:36:31 PM

DownDaRiver: Can we please stop with the 'we need to arm or ban' headlines.
They aren't very creative and are being way overused.


I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave.
 
2013-01-30 03:36:48 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Love the 'odd-6', but it was a bit much for gophers.


Deer and Moose.
Though now mostly a bowhunter.

Would like to get a SCar17S just for the AWESOME factor.
Way too expensive. Though I guess it is cheaper than a Corvette as a penile extension device.
 
2013-01-30 03:37:00 PM
If Haworth Partitions become illegal, then only the criminals will have Haworth Partitions.
 
2013-01-30 03:37:31 PM
Newsflash headline should only be used when at least 10 people are shot and more than 5 are killed.
 
2013-01-30 03:37:42 PM

Kyro: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 437x555]


I wonder if it is a coincidence that the USA owns the most guns and the most freedom...
 
2013-01-30 03:38:14 PM

ontariolightning: Newsflash headline should only be used when at least 10 people are shot and more than 5 are killed.


Or if there's a "smokin' hot" British lady.
 
2013-01-30 03:38:23 PM

eggrolls: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Go ahead, take my red staple - see what happens!


/seriously, this is sad stuff
//get a grip, America

Exactly.  Arson is much more effective in such a case.

You could always put strychnine in the guacamole.


Takes too long; arson is quicker!
 
2013-01-30 03:38:34 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-01-30 03:39:15 PM

moonscatter: The comments on Chron.com (Houston newspaper) are blaming this on liberals who are angry. Riiiiiight. I wonder if that's the new talking point?

/you know how I know I am in Texas? my desk drawer has a gun safe built into it.
//And that poor kid was killed who performed at Obama's inaugation
///but universal background checks won't help! We just have to keep the status quo!!!


Almost all shootings happen in blue counties/states.
 
2013-01-30 03:39:29 PM
Charlton Heston is dead... so can't we pry from his cold hands already?
 
2013-01-30 03:39:41 PM

Somacandra: You know, if everyone had their own cubicle, this wouldn't have happened. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a cubicle is a good guy with a cubicle. We shouldn't move towards universal background checks for cubicles because criminals who want cubicles will get them. You can pry my cubicle from my cold dead hands.


I'm reading this in a cubicle so I'm getting a kick out of your replies.
 
2013-01-30 03:39:59 PM
 
2013-01-30 03:40:06 PM

MBooda: He may have left the scene in a white Kia Optima

Isn't there a five-day cooling off period for them?

I thought it was a five-day warming up period for those...
 
2013-01-30 03:40:22 PM

Bullseyed: moonscatter: The comments on Chron.com (Houston newspaper) are blaming this on liberals who are angry. Riiiiiight. I wonder if that's the new talking point?

/you know how I know I am in Texas? my desk drawer has a gun safe built into it.
//And that poor kid was killed who performed at Obama's inaugation
///but universal background checks won't help! We just have to keep the status quo!!!

Almost all shootings happen in blue counties/states.


LOL
 
2013-01-30 03:40:23 PM

TheOwnage: You don't see mass stabing stories,or mass chemical attack stories EVER.


Seriously. Google before you speak.
Ever?
 
2013-01-30 03:40:42 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: From now on I'm going to assume that every mass shooting in America was perpetrated by UN operatives in cahoots with the Shartbama administration, with the ultimate goal of confiscating all of our guns, destroying American sovereignty and supremacy, and transforming our land into an Islamosocialist dystopia.


With the budget deficit and all, I hope Fartbongo Soetoro Obama is at getting a bulk discount due to the number of "crisis actors" he is hiring.
 
2013-01-30 03:40:42 PM
cdn.theatlantic.com

GANGNAM STYLE!
 
2013-01-30 03:40:48 PM
Lots o' good stats or links to stats.
 
2013-01-30 03:40:58 PM
I'll bet at least one of these recent attacks was a false flag operation. The odds are starting to look good.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-30 03:41:28 PM

MBooda: He may have left the scene in a white Kia Optima

Isn't there a five-day cooling off period for them?


If I was forced to drive a POS like that I would probably either shoot the salesman or myself out of sadness.
 
2013-01-30 03:41:31 PM

Latinwolf: And FTA we have this: "The suspect is a white male, possibly in his 60s." I doubt very much that this was gang related.


He might be a Jet. You know, when you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way; from your first all-boy three-way to your last dyin' day.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-30 03:42:03 PM
"One person is in extremely critical condition."

Extremely Critical Condition

So.... this is like waaay worse than regular old critical condition?
 
2013-01-30 03:42:08 PM
Logic in this Fark gun debate? Off with his head!

/Arming everyone isn't going to stop deaths people. Neither will banning all guns. I believe more research is badly needed to see what actually works.
 
2013-01-30 03:42:10 PM
Remember, it doesn't matter how many people we kill with drones, land mines, cluster bombs or economic sanctions. We just don't want you killing each other.
 
2013-01-30 03:42:34 PM

lecavalier: I'll bet at least one of these recent attacks was a false flag operation. The odds are starting to look good.


Okay, how much do you want to lose because you're placing bets on the basis that you're deluded?
 
2013-01-30 03:42:47 PM
: TheOwnage: You don't see mass stabing stories,or mass chemical attack stories EVER.


Seriously. Google before you speak.
Sarin - Japan
 
2013-01-30 03:43:09 PM
America is becoming more and more like mexico to us Canadians. Its a nice place to visit, if your in the right/protected area, but not a chance of moving/living there
 
2013-01-30 03:43:15 PM

lecavalier: I'll bet at least one of these recent attacks was a false flag operation. The odds are starting to look good.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-01-30 03:43:39 PM
An example of how foreigners teach their kids math

8 injured in georgia tornado

3 injured in this shooting

8+3= 11 americans injured
 
2013-01-30 03:44:26 PM
If only every American were armed with a cubicle...

*sigh* This meme is getting old...
 
2013-01-30 03:44:28 PM

socoloco: Remember, it doesn't matter how many people we kill with drones, land mines, cluster bombs or economic sanctions. We just don't want you killing each other.


i99.photobucket.com

Nothing to see here. Move along people.
 
2013-01-30 03:44:32 PM

theToadMan: America is becoming more and more like mexico to us Canadians. Its a nice place to visit, if your in the right/protected area, but not a chance of moving/living there


Thank God for that. We carry enough dead weight.
 
2013-01-30 03:44:44 PM

DownTheRabbitHole: natmar_76: Clearly the answer is more guns.

Sadly, less guns is not going to stop this either. We have a violent society. We glorify violence in media. We've made the military the most important thing in the nation, and arguably the world. Our favorite sports are extremely violent. We still promote violence, not just in action but in speech and interpersonal behavior, as a means to ending disagreements. We treat each other with shocking disregard in every day life. Yet we act surprised when people act violently.

Gun control will not stop random violence. People will use other weapons, bombs, chemicals, or even hand weapons. Gun control is treating the effect, not the cause. The NRA has one thing right, and it's that people kill people (with guns, and bombs, and poisons, and knives, and even their bare hands).

When you change the culture, you'll reduce incidents like this. Until then, it will still happen.

SO MUCH THIS


This is all true. But let's face it, cultural change is either impossible or will take generations. In the short term, reducing the number of guns will reduce the number of gun incidents. Yes, you are stuck with a violent, messed-up culture but that doesn't mean you should throw your hands up in defeat and do nothing.
 
2013-01-30 03:45:04 PM
moonscatter: The comments on Chron.com (Houston newspaper) are blaming this on liberals who are angry. Riiiiiight. I wonder if that's the new talking point?

Yeah liberals attacking in violent rage never happens

JFK - killed by liberal

Lincoln (Republican) - killed by democrat

MLK (Republican) - killed by democrat

Andrew Joseph Stack III, flew his Piper Dakota into IRS building after posting anti Bush/business manifesto online.

Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski (AKA Uni-bomber) - Left wing eco terrorist Multiple murders and attempted murder

Floyd Lee Corkins II ( liberal gay activist) Entered "Conservative" Family Research Center and opened fire

James Chester Blanning (Planted multiple bombs around Aspen banks) A snippet from his threat:
Do not f*** with us or there will be mass death like we have all been part of over in that f***ing quicksand trap that rove and chaney's monkey bush put us into

*sounds like farkers

Bill Ayers (Obama friend and supporter) "I don't regret setting bombs; I feel we didn't do enough."

Carol Anne Burger (writer for the Huffington Post ) - stabbed her roommate 222 times with a screwdriver [ thank god she didn't have a gun]
Her final article for huff-po? "Yes, those Christians and Palin fans -- they're the ones you have to watch out for. "

John Patrick Bedell (Registered democrat) - Pentagon shooter.

Liberal talk show host Charles Karel Bouley on the air.
"F*** God D*mned Joe the God D*mned Motherf*cking plumber! I want Motherf*cking Joe the plumber dead."

Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church) - Long time fundraiser for and friend of al gore
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-01-30 03:45:39 PM

styckx: Are we really going to newsflash every farking time there is violence involving a gun? For fark sakes.


Of course not. We'd have to have several dozen a day. And that's a pretty good reason to keep reminding people of the damage guns do.
 
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