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(AZ Family) NewsFlash Three people shot in a Phoenix office complex. Clearly, we need to arm every cube dweller from now on   (azfamily.com) divider line 534
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2013-01-30 01:22:45 PM
Go ahead, take my red staple - see what happens!


/seriously, this is sad stuff
//get a grip, America
 
2013-01-30 01:29:21 PM
Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.
 
2013-01-30 01:38:02 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Go ahead, take my red staple - see what happens!


/seriously, this is sad stuff
//get a grip, America


Exactly.  Arson is much more effective in such a case.
 
2013-01-30 02:00:15 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.


I knew it!  the turf war between the PC Load Letters and the BSODs has spilled out into the open!
 
2013-01-30 02:08:34 PM
I wonder if this was in a gun-free zone.  That shiat works.
 
2013-01-30 02:21:38 PM

netizencain: I wonder if this was in a gun-free zone.  That shiat works.


This is Arizona. No such thing as a gun-free zone. (Legally, maybe, but we likes our guns 'round here, boy.)

It's not like this is a rare occurrence. My husband has witnessed two workplace shootings in Phoenix. One outside a transmission shop in Sunnyslope while he was on his way to pick up his mom when her car broke down, and one right next to his workplace as he was pulling into the parking lot. I'm sure he's relieved he didn't have to see this one.
 
2013-01-30 02:55:28 PM
AZ totes cray!
 
2013-01-30 02:55:59 PM
Administration agents pulling in overtime.

Keep 'em coming, spooks! The tide is almost turned.
 
2013-01-30 02:56:19 PM
I am numb to this
 
2013-01-30 02:56:21 PM

KawaiiNot: AZ totes cray!


You are the reason we need to own firearms.
 
2013-01-30 02:56:27 PM

netizencain: I wonder if this was in a gun-free zone.  That shiat works.


No, it's because we took God out of the cubicles.

/your team is just as retarded as mine.
 
2013-01-30 02:56:32 PM
Are we really going to newsflash every farking time there is violence involving a gun? For fark sakes.
 
2013-01-30 02:56:34 PM
Solution: Moar guns!

/Glad to not be 'Merican.
 
2013-01-30 02:56:50 PM
 
2013-01-30 02:57:10 PM
"PC Load Letter"? What the fark does that mean?!?!
 
2013-01-30 02:57:12 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Administration agents pulling in overtime.

Keep 'em coming, spooks! The tide is almost turned.


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2013-01-30 02:57:30 PM
We don't need to arm every cube dweller, but there is no reason those who are allowed to CC legally shouldn't be armed if they want to be.
 
2013-01-30 02:57:33 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.

I knew it!  the turf war between the PC Load Letters and the BSODs has spilled out into the open!


I blame the schools.
 
2013-01-30 02:57:35 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/NEVER FORGET
 
2013-01-30 02:57:45 PM
Why is this even news?

"Some Americans shot some other Americans" is as much news as "Some Frenchman drank a glass of wine"

It's just what they do...
 
2013-01-30 02:57:57 PM
Tommy Thompson? Really?
 
2013-01-30 02:58:30 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.


there are some people at my office who are pretty territorial with the copier and the toaster oven since we got it two months ago. it browns up chicken breasts real nice (the toaster oven, not the copier).
 
2013-01-30 02:58:34 PM
That'll teach them to leave off the new TPS report cover sheet.
 
2013-01-30 02:58:59 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Administration agents pulling in overtime.

Keep 'em coming, spooks! The tide is almost turned.


I think you missed a dose.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:01 PM
In other news: Teenage female who played at President Obamas inauguration shot dead.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:15 PM

Stitch Jones: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

/NEVER FORGET


I poured out a 40 in memory of OG HK.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:16 PM
This is clearly the fault of video games, films and that eeeevil rap music.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:37 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Go ahead, take my red staple - see what happens!


/seriously, this is sad stuff
//get a grip, America


I see that I was beaten to an "Office Space" reference. And by a large margin, too.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:46 PM

styckx: Are we really going to newsflash every farking time there is violence involving a gun? For fark sakes.


Helps the Fark agenda.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:46 PM
It must be the heat.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:58 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.


Obviously the guy has been watching a Jason Statham movie

Time to ban Jason Statham movies.
 
GBB
2013-01-30 03:00:10 PM
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 03:00:29 PM
They should've given him back his red stapler. But they wouldn't listen...
 
2013-01-30 03:00:43 PM
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2013-01-30 03:00:51 PM
Mounting one of these in my cubicle...

www.geekalerts.com
 
2013-01-30 03:01:00 PM

Stitch Jones: /NEVER FORGET


Hell, I don't think a hundred LODs could have helped in this case... but I'd like to see him try.
 
2013-01-30 03:01:15 PM

coont4: Tommy Thompson? Really?


Just don't take the girl
 
GBB
2013-01-30 03:01:22 PM

styckx: Are we really going to newsflash every farking time there is violence involving a gun? For fark sakes.


Hey, whatever it takes to let everyone know that mass murder-suicide is the best method....
 
2013-01-30 03:01:33 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.


Ohhhhhhhh I see.... I was going to suggest stricter gun-control laws, but if this is gang related then nevermind!

/dipsh*t indeed
 
2013-01-30 03:01:56 PM

TXEric: styckx: Are we really going to newsflash every farking time there is violence involving a gun? For fark sakes.

Helps the Fark agenda.


Which is?

//Hint: Page hits and ad revenue.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-30 03:02:10 PM
Every time LaPierre speaks there is a mass shooting.

Correlation = Causation. Shut him up!!!!!
 
2013-01-30 03:02:10 PM
Clearly the answer is more guns.

Sadly, less guns is not going to stop this either. We have a violent society. We glorify violence in media. We've made the military the most important thing in the nation, and arguably the world. Our favorite sports are extremely violent. We still promote violence, not just in action but in speech and interpersonal behavior, as a means to ending disagreements. We treat each other with shocking disregard in every day life. Yet we act surprised when people act violently.

Gun control will not stop random violence. People will use other weapons, bombs, chemicals, or even hand weapons. Gun control is treating the effect, not the cause. The NRA has one thing right, and it's that people kill people (with guns, and bombs, and poisons, and knives, and even their bare hands).

When you change the culture, you'll reduce incidents like this. Until then, it will still happen.
 
2013-01-30 03:02:33 PM
The comments on Chron.com (Houston newspaper) are blaming this on liberals who are angry. Riiiiiight. I wonder if that's the new talking point?

/you know how I know I am in Texas? my desk drawer has a gun safe built into it.
//And that poor kid was killed who performed at Obama's inaugation
///but universal background checks won't help! We just have to keep the status quo!!!
 
2013-01-30 03:02:39 PM
You libs are driving me nuts! I bet the mayor of Phoenix has armed security, farking hippocrits.
 
2013-01-30 03:02:41 PM

KawaiiNot: AZ totes cray!


It's the heat.

It's also Phoenix, the sweaty undertaint of America.
 
2013-01-30 03:02:51 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: CheetahOlivetti: Some dipshiat on ABC15.com is claiming that this is in a gang area. Right, roving gangs attacking office complexes.

I knew it!  the turf war between the PC Load Letters and the BSODs has spilled out into the open!


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

"Die, motherfarker! Die, motherfarker! Die!"
 
2013-01-30 03:02:59 PM
If we only banned offices...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-30 03:03:08 PM

meat0918: TXEric: styckx: Are we really going to newsflash every farking time there is violence involving a gun? For fark sakes.

Helps the Fark agenda.

Which is?

//Hint: Page hits and ad revenue.


Fark agenda: Make you keep hitting F5 so you can see more snorg girls.
 
2013-01-30 03:03:20 PM
Right now one of the principals has his AR on his desk and another guy brought in his new .40 to show off. We like our firearms in this office.
 
2013-01-30 03:03:27 PM
Subby, I agree.
 
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