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(AP)   Telling a broad she could fill out a dirndl, is now frowned upon in Germany. Fark Fact: Dirndl, the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 27
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2013-01-30 02:38:45 PM
8 votes:
Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.
2013-01-30 04:28:01 PM
3 votes:

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).


www.alicia-logic.com

/hot, unrelated to thread, pop culture reference.
2013-01-30 02:03:44 PM
3 votes:
Dirndl dirndl dirndl, I made you out of clay...dirndl dirndl dirndl .... wait. um
2013-01-30 01:33:02 PM
3 votes:
Those German broads are too tense. Let's just give them a free massage and see what happens...

whosane.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-30 12:51:10 PM
3 votes:
This thread needs visual aids.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-30 03:03:36 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.


Guys, please...the preferred nomenclature is "Slut-American"
2013-01-30 02:57:30 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-30 02:46:57 PM
2 votes:
farm7.staticflickr.com
2013-01-30 02:46:38 PM
2 votes:

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


farm8.staticflickr.com

Never call chicks 'broads'.
2013-01-30 02:44:46 PM
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.


img.photobucket.com
2013-01-30 08:10:55 PM
1 votes:

danceswithcrows: Omahawg: bier ist gut

Especially if the people serving it are cute:
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oh, just keep drinking until they are cute. you'll see.

media2.wtnh.com

"Now I don't take my teeth out for just anyone, sonny."
2013-01-30 07:05:47 PM
1 votes:

NoblePatrick: Kentucky Fried Children: NSFW dirndl (popping goodness)

Oh my!  The hills are alive with the sound of my boner

 fapping.

FTFY
2013-01-30 06:05:26 PM
1 votes:
img405.imageshack.us
2013-01-30 03:40:48 PM
1 votes:
I'm still not getting what a dirndl is, can someone post more please?
2013-01-30 03:38:36 PM
1 votes:
WTF happened to all the pictures? I went blind. That's it. They were right. I went blind.
2013-01-30 03:33:55 PM
1 votes:

PapaChester: God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."

Ugh. See that guy actually tried and was just an idiot.


When you're a 45 year old balding, pasty municipal worker trying to pick up a 19-year-old volunteer (not me), you need to try harder.

On a random-stalker note: Where is the mountainous bay in your profile pic. That place looks amazing.

/I gotta black Oldsmobile....

Kephalonia, Greece, and yeah, it was quite something, especially when you see all the crosses and shrines at the sharp bends in the road, and your taxi driver just says, "don't worry, those are just for locals."
2013-01-30 03:18:21 PM
1 votes:

antiFodder: DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."


No, it means "The Bart, the".

/ D(b)IE/EIP
//Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!
2013-01-30 02:53:51 PM
1 votes:

Angry Buddha: Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.


Blimp tits FTW
2013-01-30 02:52:32 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks


Never call a dame a "gash." It's disrespectful.

PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


That's right. You have to be subtle and clever. Ask her if she knew when puberty hit that she'd never see her own toes again.
2013-01-30 02:47:33 PM
1 votes:
farm7.staticflickr.com
2013-01-30 02:47:26 PM
1 votes:

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


Yeah chicks hate that.
2013-01-30 02:43:21 PM
1 votes:
Dames don't like to be called broads.
2013-01-30 02:40:44 PM
1 votes:
nicht einen bookshgemarken
2013-01-30 02:40:26 PM
1 votes:
It's still OK to tell a woman she couldn't fill out a dirndl, right?
2013-01-30 01:58:41 PM
1 votes:

PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."
2013-01-30 01:40:37 PM
1 votes:
"Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.
2013-01-30 12:54:12 PM
1 votes:
See a broad to get dat booty yak'em...
 
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