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(AP)   Telling a broad she could fill out a dirndl, is now frowned upon in Germany. Fark Fact: Dirndl, the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 157
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2013-01-30 04:32:14 PM  
damnit, my bookmarks keep falling randomly into threads.
 
2013-01-30 04:33:40 PM  
Great.......now I'm horny and want a beer.
 
2013-01-30 04:40:18 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).

Which I am sure you know absolutely nothing about.

You're just upset because I didn't wear my assless chaps* to Vegas.

* - I'm well aware that chaps, by definition, are assless.


True. I have to get my passive aggression out somehow.
 
2013-01-30 04:44:32 PM  

jimmythrust: Smgth: antiFodder: DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."

No, it means "The Bart, the".

/ D(b)IE/EIP
//Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!

Same thing when I saw Slayer play "Mandatory Suicide". 10000 people chanting "suicide" was just as fun as you could imagine!


Gotta love heavy metal, we certainly give all those who hate us MORE then enough ammunition to paint us as evil psychos.

/No offense, but I always hated Slayer...just never appealed to me. Dunno why. De gustibus non disputandum est I suppose :)
 
2013-01-30 04:46:53 PM  

Banned on the Run:

[hot chick in dirndl]

[another hot chick in dirndl]

[3 hot chicks in dirndln]


ninjawiththeorangetshirt.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 04:51:29 PM  
"I seem to be caught"

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2013-01-30 04:55:55 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.


Shut your whore mouth and make me a sandwich...tomato
 
2013-01-30 05:09:19 PM  
SFW, won't let me hotlink

they start with a classic, end with a bang
/not a slideshow
 
2013-01-30 05:24:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.

Shut your whore mouth and make me a sandwich...tomato


See? It just makes everything cuter.
 
2013-01-30 05:25:07 PM  
When my girlfriend went to Munich, I practically begged her to buy a dirndle. I guess it was more context-appropriate.
 
2013-01-30 05:34:40 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Lionel Mandrake: God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.

Shut your whore mouth and make me a sandwich...tomato

See? It just makes everything cuter.


I thought he just wanted a tomato sandwich.
 
2013-01-30 05:36:49 PM  
In Europe there's a greater degree of latitude in using sex in everyday settings and in advertisements than in puritanical United States. We're still very restrictive about the female body, as witness restrictions on feminine swimwear (going topfree is not allowed) and in snarky comments that Americans make regarding women's bodies. Yes, behind every one of those "Give her a sandwich" or "She has sharp knees" jibes ther's a lingering puritanism. Cotton Mather would be proud!

/I wish I had a full enough balcony to be able to wear a pretty dirndl.
 
2013-01-30 05:46:25 PM  
I'm sure most of you are enjoying the girls, but really I just want the giant mug of beer...
 
2013-01-30 05:50:34 PM  

GentDirkly: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.

Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.


In all fairness (and to add to the confusion), the original St. Pauli Brauerei is located in - Bremen, Germany. Which is just 60 miles or so from Hamburg. So - still geographically confused, just not quite so much.

/Used to live in Hamburg
//Spent many a Deutschmark in St. Pauli
///Reeperbahn!
 
2013-01-30 05:59:52 PM  
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2013-01-30 06:11:43 PM  
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2013-01-30 06:13:08 PM  
Bookmark macht fap
 
2013-01-30 06:35:49 PM  
 
2013-01-30 06:47:13 PM  
www.beertripper.com
www.beertripper.com
/Obvious dude is obvious
//MOAR DIRNDLS
 
2013-01-30 06:58:42 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: NSFW dirndl (popping goodness)


Oh my!  The hills are alive with the sound of my boner.
 
2013-01-30 07:05:47 PM  

NoblePatrick: Kentucky Fried Children: NSFW dirndl (popping goodness)

Oh my!  The hills are alive with the sound of my boner

 fapping.

FTFY
 
2013-01-30 07:33:26 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Lionel Mandrake: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Guys, please...the preferred nomenclature is "Slut-American"

Whores don't like to be called sluts


Sluts hate being called spunk-dumpsters.
 
2013-01-30 07:35:49 PM  
crow202.org
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...not dirndls, but probably still relevant.
 
2013-01-30 07:38:06 PM  
thank you all
 
2013-01-30 07:42:40 PM  
I find it hard to believe there are Farkers who don't know what a Dirndl is.
I'd wager a guess one in ten is wearing one right now.
 
2013-01-30 07:44:35 PM  

Dwindle: I find it hard to believe there are Farkers who don't know what a Dirndl is.
I'd wager a guess one in ten is wearing one right now.


I didn't know what it was called. My girlfriend wore one to our friend's Halloween party.
 
2013-01-30 07:51:04 PM  
bier ist gut

bie?
eip

ja ja!
 
2013-01-30 07:55:09 PM  

Omahawg: bier ist gut


Especially if the people serving it are cute:
crow202.org
 
2013-01-30 08:10:55 PM  

danceswithcrows: Omahawg: bier ist gut

Especially if the people serving it are cute:
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oh, just keep drinking until they are cute. you'll see.

media2.wtnh.com

"Now I don't take my teeth out for just anyone, sonny."
 
2013-01-30 09:09:46 PM  
I knew I could count on this thread.
 
2013-01-30 09:21:22 PM  
How Japan does dirndls:

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2013-01-30 09:22:58 PM  

danceswithcrows: Omahawg: bier ist gut

Especially if the people serving it are cute:
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If she's serving it, I might even drink Budweiser.

I like beer and boobs.  And BIE for that matter.  (EIP)
 
2013-01-30 09:35:27 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Wait, does subby think the word dirndl is somehow obscure?

On Fark?


I dunno. I thought a dirndl was a top you spun on Hanukkah. I also thought a Manila folder was a Filipino contortionist.
 
2013-01-30 09:39:05 PM  
This IS a bookmark.

/not afraid to admit it
 
2013-01-30 09:47:08 PM  
Pfft wait till they pay for a rack like that and DON'T GET NOTICED.
 
2013-01-30 09:51:46 PM  
Some damn nice umlauts up there.
 
2013-01-30 10:04:13 PM  

ChipNASA: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


What is that orange-clad creature taking the photo? The Lorax's daughter?
 
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