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2013-01-30 02:57:21 PM
this thread had such potential
 
2013-01-30 02:57:30 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-30 02:57:31 PM

Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks


You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.
 
2013-01-30 02:58:20 PM
When no one shows up for Oktoberfest blame Laura Himmelreich.
 
2013-01-30 03:00:27 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Not a bookmark.


Sure. Not anymore than this is...
 
2013-01-30 03:00:30 PM

dustygrimp: Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.


and never mistake a broad for a dame.
 
2013-01-30 03:00:39 PM

dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.


Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.
 
2013-01-30 03:03:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.


Guys, please...the preferred nomenclature is "Slut-American"
 
2013-01-30 03:06:04 PM
Ach! ven I choose 'em,
Ich lieb ein grossen Buuuusen

/obscure
//at least if you're heterosexual
 
2013-01-30 03:10:38 PM
Wait, does subby think the word dirndl is somehow obscure?

On Fark?
 
2013-01-30 03:13:18 PM
It's really farking easy, guys: you simply *do not* compliment exactly what you're looking at.

Are you staring at her tits? You compliment the blouse.
Are you staring at her ass? You compliment the skirt/pants/shoes.
When in doubt, comment on hair, accessories or color/pattern.

Women are not idiots, they *know* what you're staring at. You're only saying something to convey your appreciation of their effort, so say it in a way that 1. can't get your ass fired and 2. conveys that you're at least mature enough to have also made some tertiary note of the larger package.

And if they brush you off with a curt response? Back the hell away.
 
2013-01-30 03:15:10 PM

ringersol: It's really farking easy, guys: you simply *do not* compliment exactly what you're looking at.


and also, never look directly at what you're looking at.
 
2013-01-30 03:15:10 PM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Wait, does subby think the word dirndl is somehow obscure?

On Fark?


Maybe not, but the author of TFA apparently does.
 
2013-01-30 03:18:21 PM

antiFodder: DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."


No, it means "The Bart, the".

/ D(b)IE/EIP
//Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!
 
2013-01-30 03:22:10 PM

Cyberluddite: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.
It's obviously got the best beer label.

Well, there's always the Utah version--and unlike St. Pauli Girl, it's actually a pretty good Pilsner style beer:

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Here's the original look.... was given a cease and desist from St Pauli Girl.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-30 03:27:48 PM
i291.photobucket.com

Weinerlicious, indeed
 
2013-01-30 03:28:04 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."



I... what?

How is that a pickup line?
 
2013-01-30 03:28:25 PM
I hate the double whammy of a gal with big tits wearing a sweatshirt or Tee shirt with something interesting on it. Its tough to read without looking like you are staring at her tits. Honest I didn't notice those big beautiful melons as I slowly walked around to read the whole message.
 
2013-01-30 03:30:51 PM

mithras_angel: God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."


I... what?

How is that a pickup line?


You need to follow it with "does this rag smell funny to you?"
 
2013-01-30 03:32:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-30 03:33:49 PM

FlashHarry: [www.dirndl.com image 850x1275]

Wie ein Dirndl aussehen kann.


Nice consonants.
 
2013-01-30 03:33:55 PM

PapaChester: God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."

Ugh. See that guy actually tried and was just an idiot.


When you're a 45 year old balding, pasty municipal worker trying to pick up a 19-year-old volunteer (not me), you need to try harder.

On a random-stalker note: Where is the mountainous bay in your profile pic. That place looks amazing.

/I gotta black Oldsmobile....

Kephalonia, Greece, and yeah, it was quite something, especially when you see all the crosses and shrines at the sharp bends in the road, and your taxi driver just says, "don't worry, those are just for locals."
 
2013-01-30 03:34:09 PM
WhippingBoy:
A good pickup line in Germany is "Ihr war wurde gemacht für an scheißen"

Why the hell would she be interested in my hovercraft, or that it was full of eels?
 
2013-01-30 03:36:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Guys, please...the preferred nomenclature is "Slut-American"


Whores don't like to be called sluts
 
2013-01-30 03:37:21 PM
See the Germanic tribes really were on to something. Convince pretty girls to wear revealing dresses and then ply them with beer. That's good planning there. Pragmatic people.
 
2013-01-30 03:38:36 PM
WTF happened to all the pictures? I went blind. That's it. They were right. I went blind.
 
2013-01-30 03:40:48 PM
I'm still not getting what a dirndl is, can someone post more please?
 
2013-01-30 03:48:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.


Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.
 
2013-01-30 03:49:50 PM

doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.


Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.
 
2013-01-30 03:50:25 PM
'Folksy' good old boy politician (who is totally not an alcoholic) is also a dirty old man. Say it ain't so.
 
2013-01-30 03:55:07 PM
www.asien-news.de

/ hot, in more than one sense of the word
 
2013-01-30 03:57:02 PM
Or, to try to clean up the redhead thread from earlier today:

wallpapersus.com

/ even hotter
 
2013-01-30 04:00:07 PM
Marks of book...
 
2013-01-30 04:00:08 PM

sunbyrne: Or, to try to clean up the redhead thread from earlier today:

[wallpapersus.com image 850x637]

/ even hotter


Cleanup in cubical five!
 
2013-01-30 04:00:19 PM

sunbyrne: Or, to try to clean up the redhead thread from earlier today:

[wallpapersus.com image 850x637]

/ even hotter


Nice. You have single handedly made this thread worth while.
 
2013-01-30 04:02:14 PM

kvinesknows: this thread had such potential


At least it didn't turn into that redhead thread.
/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-30 04:02:30 PM
What if you told the broad you wished she was three feet tall with a flat head?
 
2013-01-30 04:02:43 PM

GentDirkly: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.

Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.


And famous for the fantastic, brilliant antifascist FC St. Pauli.

25.media.tumblr.com

We love you we love you St Pauli!

farm5.static.flickr.com

St. Pauli + Celtic YNWA
 
2013-01-30 04:06:25 PM

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


I prefer "wench" myself.

I don't see the big deal about the dirndl comment. It's worn at festivals because it's a  traditionalcostume with regional variations. If you're going  to Oktoberfest or  you're celebrating some other cultural tradition, of course you're going to wear a dirndl if you are female. Well, unless you suck at patriotism and  regional pride.
 
2013-01-30 04:07:41 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

I prefer "wench" myself.

I don't see the big deal about the dirndl comment. It's worn at festivals because it's a  traditionalcostume with regional variations. If you're going  to Oktoberfest or  you're celebrating some other cultural tradition, of course you're going to wear a dirndl if you are female. Well, unless you suck at patriotism and  regional pride.


I'm pro regional pride and bookmarks.
 
2013-01-30 04:19:03 PM

Angry Buddha: Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.


Bravo. Bravo. Funny and also damn good advice.
 
2013-01-30 04:22:36 PM

Smgth: Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!


I don't believe I've had that song stuck in my head since middle school, but I do now. Good times.
 
2013-01-30 04:22:54 PM

factoryconnection: One is at worst an awkward compliment, the other is completely inappropriate. Also, was this typical of a pattern of harassment, or are they just digging up whatever crumbs they can find against a now-leading candidate for national office?


I wouldn't call him a leading candidate. At best, the FDP is a junior coalition partner.

I love me some wimmens in dirndl though.

GentDirkly: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.

Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.


THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).
 
2013-01-30 04:23:56 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.


Whatever you say, potato...

/That's the same thing right?
/TomAto PotAHo
 
2013-01-30 04:26:14 PM

Smgth: antiFodder: DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."

No, it means "The Bart, the".

/ D(b)IE/EIP
//Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!


Same thing when I saw Slayer play "Mandatory Suicide". 10000 people chanting "suicide" was just as fun as you could imagine!
 
2013-01-30 04:27:19 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).


Which I am sure you know absolutely nothing about.
 
2013-01-30 04:28:01 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).


www.alicia-logic.com

/hot, unrelated to thread, pop culture reference.
 
2013-01-30 04:28:14 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit: "I don't see the big deal about the dirndl comment"

Probably, the context.
If you say it to a peer in a casual setting in the context of a discussion about Oktoberfest, or traditional clothing, or what-have-you, that's one thing.
But if you say it as a transparent "look at the rack on that!" comment, unrelated to the conversation at hand, in reference to a subordinate female, in a professional setting, in a patriarchal society, with a long and storied history of gender-based repression... that's a *wee bit* different.
 
2013-01-30 04:30:34 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).

Which I am sure you know absolutely nothing about.


You're just upset because I didn't wear my assless chaps* to Vegas.

* - I'm well aware that chaps, by definition, are assless.
 
2013-01-30 04:31:42 PM

groppet: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

Yeah chicks hate that.


Show some respect when you're talking about my tomato ....
/obscure?
 
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