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2013-01-30 12:51:10 PM
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2013-01-30 12:53:50 PM

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It's twue.... it's twue
 
2013-01-30 12:54:12 PM
See a broad to get dat booty yak'em...
 
2013-01-30 01:00:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: This thread needs visual aids.

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Was going to post that with "Let's just get this out of the way."
 
2013-01-30 01:16:09 PM
www.dirndl.com

Wie ein Dirndl aussehen kann.
 
2013-01-30 01:22:56 PM
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 01:29:52 PM
Not a bookmark.
 
2013-01-30 01:32:44 PM

8 inches: See a broad to get dat booty yak'em...


leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Got's to be.
 
2013-01-30 01:33:02 PM
Those German broads are too tense. Let's just give them a free massage and see what happens...

whosane.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 01:40:37 PM
"Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.
 
2013-01-30 01:50:11 PM
Having had a business trip to Munich that luckily coincided with Oktoberfest last year, I was fortunate enough to get to experience Oktoberfest.  For those of you who have not been, let me assure you that all of the dirndl pics you typically see posted around here (in this thread and others) are not really an exaggeration.  And that is only one (two?) of the many reasons while Oktoberfest is absolutely not to be missed and I solemnly urge you to go, at least once in your lifetime.

Trust me on this.
 
2013-01-30 01:54:46 PM
"Women need to leave behind their fear of losing their job," she said. "It's the men who risk being fired, not the women they harass."

Pfft, I wish. Tell that to three women at my last job.
 
2013-01-30 01:56:05 PM
This thread is relevant to my groin interests.
 
2013-01-30 01:57:46 PM

PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.
 
2013-01-30 01:58:41 PM

PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."
 
2013-01-30 02:03:44 PM
Dirndl dirndl dirndl, I made you out of clay...dirndl dirndl dirndl .... wait. um
 
2013-01-30 02:05:19 PM
Hayden Panetierre looked damn hot in one
 
2013-01-30 02:10:06 PM
I learned something new today.
/not a bookmark
 
2013-01-30 02:21:06 PM

dudemanbro: I learned something new today.
/not a bookmark


That can't be true.

Either of those things.
 
2013-01-30 02:38:32 PM
It's only sexual harassment if the guy is ugly, amirite ladies?
 
2013-01-30 02:38:45 PM
Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.
 
2013-01-30 02:38:54 PM
Not a bookmark!

/bookmark
 
2013-01-30 02:39:05 PM
I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.
 
2013-01-30 02:39:41 PM

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Done in one.
 
2013-01-30 02:40:26 PM
It's still OK to tell a woman she couldn't fill out a dirndl, right?
 
2013-01-30 02:40:40 PM
Say what you want about dirndl... he certainly knew how to treat a female impersonator.

/"Dirndl!"
 
2013-01-30 02:40:44 PM
nicht einen bookshgemarken
 
2013-01-30 02:41:03 PM

Donnchadha: dudemanbro: I learned something new today.
/not a bookmark

That can't be true.

Either of those things.


One more and you could have gone for the liefecta!
 
2013-01-30 02:41:10 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."


Ugh. See that guy actually tried and was just an idiot.

On a random-stalker note: Where is the mountainous bay in your profile pic. That place looks amazing.

/I gotta black Oldsmobile....
 
2013-01-30 02:41:56 PM
What's wrong with being sexy?
 
2013-01-30 02:43:11 PM

Ed Grubermann: Lionel Mandrake: This thread needs visual aids.

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Done in one.


SHUT UP. This thread is NOT over.

More dirndls please!

/I will also forgive subby's mangled grammar in exchange for more pics
 
2013-01-30 02:43:21 PM
Dames don't like to be called broads.
 
2013-01-30 02:43:50 PM
DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."
 
2013-01-30 02:44:15 PM

Lando Lincoln: PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.


Rule 1: Be handsome.
Rule 2: Be attractive.
Rule 3: Don't be unattractive.
 
2013-01-30 02:44:46 PM

Lando Lincoln: PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 02:45:25 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Lando Lincoln: PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.

Rule 1: Be handsome.
Rule 2: Be attractive.
Rule 3: Don't be unattractive.


Curse you and all of your issue to the 20th generation.
 
2013-01-30 02:46:38 PM

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


farm8.staticflickr.com

Never call chicks 'broads'.
 
2013-01-30 02:46:57 PM
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-30 02:47:26 PM

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


Yeah chicks hate that.
 
2013-01-30 02:47:33 PM
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-30 02:48:16 PM

MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.


Gashes don't like to be called chicks
 
2013-01-30 02:48:48 PM
Moar fotos, pleez.
 
2013-01-30 02:51:03 PM

doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.
It's obviously got the best beer label.


Well, there's always the Utah version--and unlike St. Pauli Girl, it's actually a pretty good Pilsner style beer:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
GBB
2013-01-30 02:51:25 PM

Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks


Never call a biatch a ho.
 
2013-01-30 02:52:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks


Never call a dame a "gash." It's disrespectful.

PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


That's right. You have to be subtle and clever. Ask her if she knew when puberty hit that she'd never see her own toes again.
 
2013-01-30 02:53:21 PM
A good pickup line in Germany is "Ihr war wurde gemacht für an scheißen"
 
2013-01-30 02:53:51 PM

Angry Buddha: Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.


Blimp tits FTW
 
2013-01-30 02:54:21 PM
Moar Dirndl!!
 
2013-01-30 02:55:33 PM

Banned on the Run:


Can we please have many more of these to make up for that redhead thread below?
I walked into that one expecting to see wonderful things.

I didn't!
 
2013-01-30 02:57:17 PM
Okay, just to be clear, sexual harassment is a real and common problem, and if this guy is constantly objectifying professional women in his work then that should be a serious political liability.

However, if they're going to aim for "international uproar" with this story, and they have, could a little bit of context been established? Were they at a biergarten and saw a hot waitress in a dirndl, and he remarks to the victim that she also could fill out that outfit? Or was it "you've got a pretty face, a sweet ass, and you could also fill out a dirndl" in the middle of a staff meeting?

One is at worst an awkward compliment, the other is completely inappropriate. Also, was this typical of a pattern of harassment, or are they just digging up whatever crumbs they can find against a now-leading candidate for national office?
 
2013-01-30 02:57:21 PM
this thread had such potential
 
2013-01-30 02:57:30 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-30 02:57:31 PM

Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks


You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.
 
2013-01-30 02:58:20 PM
When no one shows up for Oktoberfest blame Laura Himmelreich.
 
2013-01-30 03:00:27 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Not a bookmark.


Sure. Not anymore than this is...
 
2013-01-30 03:00:30 PM

dustygrimp: Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.


and never mistake a broad for a dame.
 
2013-01-30 03:00:39 PM

dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.


Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.
 
2013-01-30 03:03:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.


Guys, please...the preferred nomenclature is "Slut-American"
 
2013-01-30 03:06:04 PM
Ach! ven I choose 'em,
Ich lieb ein grossen Buuuusen

/obscure
//at least if you're heterosexual
 
2013-01-30 03:10:38 PM
Wait, does subby think the word dirndl is somehow obscure?

On Fark?
 
2013-01-30 03:13:18 PM
It's really farking easy, guys: you simply *do not* compliment exactly what you're looking at.

Are you staring at her tits? You compliment the blouse.
Are you staring at her ass? You compliment the skirt/pants/shoes.
When in doubt, comment on hair, accessories or color/pattern.

Women are not idiots, they *know* what you're staring at. You're only saying something to convey your appreciation of their effort, so say it in a way that 1. can't get your ass fired and 2. conveys that you're at least mature enough to have also made some tertiary note of the larger package.

And if they brush you off with a curt response? Back the hell away.
 
2013-01-30 03:15:10 PM

ringersol: It's really farking easy, guys: you simply *do not* compliment exactly what you're looking at.


and also, never look directly at what you're looking at.
 
2013-01-30 03:15:10 PM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Wait, does subby think the word dirndl is somehow obscure?

On Fark?


Maybe not, but the author of TFA apparently does.
 
2013-01-30 03:18:21 PM

antiFodder: DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."


No, it means "The Bart, the".

/ D(b)IE/EIP
//Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!
 
2013-01-30 03:22:10 PM

Cyberluddite: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.
It's obviously got the best beer label.

Well, there's always the Utah version--and unlike St. Pauli Girl, it's actually a pretty good Pilsner style beer:

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 445x500]




Here's the original look.... was given a cease and desist from St Pauli Girl.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-30 03:27:48 PM
i291.photobucket.com

Weinerlicious, indeed
 
2013-01-30 03:28:04 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."



I... what?

How is that a pickup line?
 
2013-01-30 03:28:25 PM
I hate the double whammy of a gal with big tits wearing a sweatshirt or Tee shirt with something interesting on it. Its tough to read without looking like you are staring at her tits. Honest I didn't notice those big beautiful melons as I slowly walked around to read the whole message.
 
2013-01-30 03:30:51 PM

mithras_angel: God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."


I... what?

How is that a pickup line?


You need to follow it with "does this rag smell funny to you?"
 
2013-01-30 03:32:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-30 03:33:49 PM

FlashHarry: [www.dirndl.com image 850x1275]

Wie ein Dirndl aussehen kann.


Nice consonants.
 
2013-01-30 03:33:55 PM

PapaChester: God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."

Ugh. See that guy actually tried and was just an idiot.


When you're a 45 year old balding, pasty municipal worker trying to pick up a 19-year-old volunteer (not me), you need to try harder.

On a random-stalker note: Where is the mountainous bay in your profile pic. That place looks amazing.

/I gotta black Oldsmobile....

Kephalonia, Greece, and yeah, it was quite something, especially when you see all the crosses and shrines at the sharp bends in the road, and your taxi driver just says, "don't worry, those are just for locals."
 
2013-01-30 03:34:09 PM
WhippingBoy:
A good pickup line in Germany is "Ihr war wurde gemacht für an scheißen"

Why the hell would she be interested in my hovercraft, or that it was full of eels?
 
2013-01-30 03:36:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Guys, please...the preferred nomenclature is "Slut-American"


Whores don't like to be called sluts
 
2013-01-30 03:37:21 PM
See the Germanic tribes really were on to something. Convince pretty girls to wear revealing dresses and then ply them with beer. That's good planning there. Pragmatic people.
 
2013-01-30 03:38:36 PM
WTF happened to all the pictures? I went blind. That's it. They were right. I went blind.
 
2013-01-30 03:40:48 PM
I'm still not getting what a dirndl is, can someone post more please?
 
2013-01-30 03:48:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.


Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.
 
2013-01-30 03:49:50 PM

doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.


Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.
 
2013-01-30 03:50:25 PM
'Folksy' good old boy politician (who is totally not an alcoholic) is also a dirty old man. Say it ain't so.
 
2013-01-30 03:55:07 PM
www.asien-news.de

/ hot, in more than one sense of the word
 
2013-01-30 03:57:02 PM
Or, to try to clean up the redhead thread from earlier today:

wallpapersus.com

/ even hotter
 
2013-01-30 04:00:07 PM
Marks of book...
 
2013-01-30 04:00:08 PM

sunbyrne: Or, to try to clean up the redhead thread from earlier today:

[wallpapersus.com image 850x637]

/ even hotter


Cleanup in cubical five!
 
2013-01-30 04:00:19 PM

sunbyrne: Or, to try to clean up the redhead thread from earlier today:

[wallpapersus.com image 850x637]

/ even hotter


Nice. You have single handedly made this thread worth while.
 
2013-01-30 04:02:14 PM

kvinesknows: this thread had such potential


At least it didn't turn into that redhead thread.
/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-30 04:02:30 PM
What if you told the broad you wished she was three feet tall with a flat head?
 
2013-01-30 04:02:43 PM

GentDirkly: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.

Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.


And famous for the fantastic, brilliant antifascist FC St. Pauli.

25.media.tumblr.com

We love you we love you St Pauli!

farm5.static.flickr.com

St. Pauli + Celtic YNWA
 
2013-01-30 04:06:25 PM

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


I prefer "wench" myself.

I don't see the big deal about the dirndl comment. It's worn at festivals because it's a  traditionalcostume with regional variations. If you're going  to Oktoberfest or  you're celebrating some other cultural tradition, of course you're going to wear a dirndl if you are female. Well, unless you suck at patriotism and  regional pride.
 
2013-01-30 04:07:41 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

I prefer "wench" myself.

I don't see the big deal about the dirndl comment. It's worn at festivals because it's a  traditionalcostume with regional variations. If you're going  to Oktoberfest or  you're celebrating some other cultural tradition, of course you're going to wear a dirndl if you are female. Well, unless you suck at patriotism and  regional pride.


I'm pro regional pride and bookmarks.
 
2013-01-30 04:19:03 PM

Angry Buddha: Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.


Bravo. Bravo. Funny and also damn good advice.
 
2013-01-30 04:22:36 PM

Smgth: Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!


I don't believe I've had that song stuck in my head since middle school, but I do now. Good times.
 
2013-01-30 04:22:54 PM

factoryconnection: One is at worst an awkward compliment, the other is completely inappropriate. Also, was this typical of a pattern of harassment, or are they just digging up whatever crumbs they can find against a now-leading candidate for national office?


I wouldn't call him a leading candidate. At best, the FDP is a junior coalition partner.

I love me some wimmens in dirndl though.

GentDirkly: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.

Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.


THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).
 
2013-01-30 04:23:56 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.


Whatever you say, potato...

/That's the same thing right?
/TomAto PotAHo
 
2013-01-30 04:26:14 PM

Smgth: antiFodder: DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."

No, it means "The Bart, the".

/ D(b)IE/EIP
//Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!


Same thing when I saw Slayer play "Mandatory Suicide". 10000 people chanting "suicide" was just as fun as you could imagine!
 
2013-01-30 04:27:19 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).


Which I am sure you know absolutely nothing about.
 
2013-01-30 04:28:01 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).


www.alicia-logic.com

/hot, unrelated to thread, pop culture reference.
 
2013-01-30 04:28:14 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit: "I don't see the big deal about the dirndl comment"

Probably, the context.
If you say it to a peer in a casual setting in the context of a discussion about Oktoberfest, or traditional clothing, or what-have-you, that's one thing.
But if you say it as a transparent "look at the rack on that!" comment, unrelated to the conversation at hand, in reference to a subordinate female, in a professional setting, in a patriarchal society, with a long and storied history of gender-based repression... that's a *wee bit* different.
 
2013-01-30 04:30:34 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).

Which I am sure you know absolutely nothing about.


You're just upset because I didn't wear my assless chaps* to Vegas.

* - I'm well aware that chaps, by definition, are assless.
 
2013-01-30 04:31:42 PM

groppet: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

Yeah chicks hate that.


Show some respect when you're talking about my tomato ....
/obscure?
 
2013-01-30 04:32:14 PM
damnit, my bookmarks keep falling randomly into threads.
 
2013-01-30 04:33:40 PM
Great.......now I'm horny and want a beer.
 
2013-01-30 04:40:18 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: THIS. It's like wearing a 10-gallon hat and spurs in New Jersey (with the exception of certain leather bars along the Hoboken waterfront).

Which I am sure you know absolutely nothing about.

You're just upset because I didn't wear my assless chaps* to Vegas.

* - I'm well aware that chaps, by definition, are assless.


True. I have to get my passive aggression out somehow.
 
2013-01-30 04:44:32 PM

jimmythrust: Smgth: antiFodder: DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."

No, it means "The Bart, the".

/ D(b)IE/EIP
//Also, I remember a Metallica concert where they played 'Creeping Death' and the entire audience chanting 'die, die, die...'. It was AWESOME!

Same thing when I saw Slayer play "Mandatory Suicide". 10000 people chanting "suicide" was just as fun as you could imagine!


Gotta love heavy metal, we certainly give all those who hate us MORE then enough ammunition to paint us as evil psychos.

/No offense, but I always hated Slayer...just never appealed to me. Dunno why. De gustibus non disputandum est I suppose :)
 
2013-01-30 04:46:53 PM

Banned on the Run:

[hot chick in dirndl]

[another hot chick in dirndl]

[3 hot chicks in dirndln]


ninjawiththeorangetshirt.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 04:51:29 PM
"I seem to be caught"

i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-30 04:55:55 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.


Shut your whore mouth and make me a sandwich...tomato
 
2013-01-30 05:09:19 PM
SFW, won't let me hotlink

they start with a classic, end with a bang
/not a slideshow
 
2013-01-30 05:24:49 PM

Lionel Mandrake: God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.

Shut your whore mouth and make me a sandwich...tomato


See? It just makes everything cuter.
 
2013-01-30 05:25:07 PM
When my girlfriend went to Munich, I practically begged her to buy a dirndle. I guess it was more context-appropriate.
 
2013-01-30 05:34:40 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Lionel Mandrake: God Is My Co-Pirate: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Hell with that, I'd love to be called a Tomato. Let's bring that back.

Shut your whore mouth and make me a sandwich...tomato

See? It just makes everything cuter.


I thought he just wanted a tomato sandwich.
 
2013-01-30 05:36:49 PM
In Europe there's a greater degree of latitude in using sex in everyday settings and in advertisements than in puritanical United States. We're still very restrictive about the female body, as witness restrictions on feminine swimwear (going topfree is not allowed) and in snarky comments that Americans make regarding women's bodies. Yes, behind every one of those "Give her a sandwich" or "She has sharp knees" jibes ther's a lingering puritanism. Cotton Mather would be proud!

/I wish I had a full enough balcony to be able to wear a pretty dirndl.
 
2013-01-30 05:46:25 PM
I'm sure most of you are enjoying the girls, but really I just want the giant mug of beer...
 
2013-01-30 05:50:34 PM

GentDirkly: doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.

Fun Fact: Sankt Pauli is a neighborhood of Hamburg famous for its nightlife and beer drinking, but not for wearing the Dirndl nor even for Ocktoberfest at all. Hamburg is 8 hours away from Munich by train. The idea that we have an American beer, called St. Pauli girl, with that image on the label, would be like Germany having a beer called "South Beach girl" and having Daisy Duke on the label.


In all fairness (and to add to the confusion), the original St. Pauli Brauerei is located in - Bremen, Germany. Which is just 60 miles or so from Hamburg. So - still geographically confused, just not quite so much.

/Used to live in Hamburg
//Spent many a Deutschmark in St. Pauli
///Reeperbahn!
 
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2013-01-30 06:13:08 PM
Bookmark macht fap
 
2013-01-30 06:35:49 PM
 
2013-01-30 06:47:13 PM
www.beertripper.com
www.beertripper.com
/Obvious dude is obvious
//MOAR DIRNDLS
 
2013-01-30 06:58:42 PM

Kentucky Fried Children: NSFW dirndl (popping goodness)


Oh my!  The hills are alive with the sound of my boner.
 
2013-01-30 07:05:47 PM

NoblePatrick: Kentucky Fried Children: NSFW dirndl (popping goodness)

Oh my!  The hills are alive with the sound of my boner

 fapping.

FTFY
 
2013-01-30 07:33:26 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Lionel Mandrake: FirstNationalBastard: dustygrimp: Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks

You're asking for trouble when you call a tomato a broad.

Skirts hate being called Tomatoes.

Guys, please...the preferred nomenclature is "Slut-American"

Whores don't like to be called sluts


Sluts hate being called spunk-dumpsters.
 
2013-01-30 07:35:49 PM
crow202.org
crow202.org

...not dirndls, but probably still relevant.
 
2013-01-30 07:38:06 PM
thank you all
 
2013-01-30 07:42:40 PM
I find it hard to believe there are Farkers who don't know what a Dirndl is.
I'd wager a guess one in ten is wearing one right now.
 
2013-01-30 07:44:35 PM

Dwindle: I find it hard to believe there are Farkers who don't know what a Dirndl is.
I'd wager a guess one in ten is wearing one right now.


I didn't know what it was called. My girlfriend wore one to our friend's Halloween party.
 
2013-01-30 07:51:04 PM
bier ist gut

bie?
eip

ja ja!
 
2013-01-30 07:55:09 PM

Omahawg: bier ist gut


Especially if the people serving it are cute:
crow202.org
 
2013-01-30 08:10:55 PM

danceswithcrows: Omahawg: bier ist gut

Especially if the people serving it are cute:
[crow202.org image 800x600]


oh, just keep drinking until they are cute. you'll see.

media2.wtnh.com

"Now I don't take my teeth out for just anyone, sonny."
 
2013-01-30 09:09:46 PM
I knew I could count on this thread.
 
2013-01-30 09:21:22 PM
How Japan does dirndls:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-30 09:22:58 PM

danceswithcrows: Omahawg: bier ist gut

Especially if the people serving it are cute:
[crow202.org image 800x600]


If she's serving it, I might even drink Budweiser.

I like beer and boobs.  And BIE for that matter.  (EIP)
 
2013-01-30 09:35:27 PM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Wait, does subby think the word dirndl is somehow obscure?

On Fark?


I dunno. I thought a dirndl was a top you spun on Hanukkah. I also thought a Manila folder was a Filipino contortionist.
 
2013-01-30 09:39:05 PM
This IS a bookmark.

/not afraid to admit it
 
2013-01-30 09:47:08 PM
Pfft wait till they pay for a rack like that and DON'T GET NOTICED.
 
2013-01-30 09:51:46 PM
Some damn nice umlauts up there.
 
2013-01-30 10:04:13 PM

ChipNASA: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


What is that orange-clad creature taking the photo? The Lorax's daughter?
 
2013-01-30 10:30:01 PM

rangerdavid: ChipNASA: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

What is that orange-clad creature taking the photo? The Lorax's daughter?


How are you seeing who took the picture?
 
2013-01-30 10:38:12 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 750x600]


The good old days? Hah!

Not only did the phones weigh five pounds each, and not only were they hardwired right to the wall, they couldn't even run Angry Birds or Google Maps.

It's a wonder my parents' generation were able to survive, much less find the wherewithal to engage in activities the led directly to the Baby Boom.
 
2013-01-30 10:48:51 PM

mark625: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 750x600]

The good old days? Hah!

Not only did the phones weigh five pounds each, and not only were they hardwired right to the wall, they couldn't even run Angry Birds or Google Maps.

It's a wonder my parents' generation were able to survive, much less find the wherewithal to engage in activities the led directly to the Baby Boom.


When you think about it, there wasn't much else to do.
 
2013-01-31 01:35:23 AM
I see you're all playing FB games  or this wouldn't even be an issue. Bingo Blitz Berlin Room anyone ?  That gate was a biatch.
 
2013-01-31 02:11:09 AM
Being German, I can like this.
 
2013-01-31 04:43:18 AM

Cyberluddite: Having had a business trip to Munich that luckily coincided with Oktoberfest last year, I was fortunate enough to get to experience Oktoberfest.  For those of you who have not been, let me assure you that all of the dirndl pics you typically see posted around here (in this thread and others) are not really an exaggeration.  And that is only one (two?) of the many reasons while Oktoberfest is absolutely not to be missed and I solemnly urge you to go, at least once in your lifetime.

Trust me on this.


Our Spring & Fall beer fests (Fruehlingsfest-April/May & Volksfest-September/October) here in Stuttgart are loaded with Dirndl clad hotties as well now (and lederhosen-wearing guys, but who cares).  It used to be just a few here and there, but now it's gone cult. They even opened a store on the fest grounds where you can buy the clothing (not cheap) there. Might be the new German hipsters.
 
2013-01-31 11:16:00 AM

PirateKing: www.alicia-logic.com

/hot, unrelated to thread, pop culture reference.


I had forgotten that he had matching luggage.
 
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