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(AP)   Telling a broad she could fill out a dirndl, is now frowned upon in Germany. Fark Fact: Dirndl, the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 157
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2013-01-30 12:51:10 PM  
This thread needs visual aids.

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2013-01-30 12:53:50 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: This thread needs visual aids.

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It's twue.... it's twue
 
2013-01-30 12:54:12 PM  
See a broad to get dat booty yak'em...
 
2013-01-30 01:00:22 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: This thread needs visual aids.

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Was going to post that with "Let's just get this out of the way."
 
2013-01-30 01:16:09 PM  
www.dirndl.com

Wie ein Dirndl aussehen kann.
 
2013-01-30 01:22:56 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 01:29:52 PM  
Not a bookmark.
 
2013-01-30 01:32:44 PM  

8 inches: See a broad to get dat booty yak'em...


leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Got's to be.
 
2013-01-30 01:33:02 PM  
Those German broads are too tense. Let's just give them a free massage and see what happens...

whosane.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 01:40:37 PM  
"Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.
 
2013-01-30 01:50:11 PM  
Having had a business trip to Munich that luckily coincided with Oktoberfest last year, I was fortunate enough to get to experience Oktoberfest.  For those of you who have not been, let me assure you that all of the dirndl pics you typically see posted around here (in this thread and others) are not really an exaggeration.  And that is only one (two?) of the many reasons while Oktoberfest is absolutely not to be missed and I solemnly urge you to go, at least once in your lifetime.

Trust me on this.
 
2013-01-30 01:54:46 PM  
"Women need to leave behind their fear of losing their job," she said. "It's the men who risk being fired, not the women they harass."

Pfft, I wish. Tell that to three women at my last job.
 
2013-01-30 01:56:05 PM  
This thread is relevant to my groin interests.
 
2013-01-30 01:57:46 PM  

PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.
 
2013-01-30 01:58:41 PM  

PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."
 
2013-01-30 02:03:44 PM  
Dirndl dirndl dirndl, I made you out of clay...dirndl dirndl dirndl .... wait. um
 
2013-01-30 02:05:19 PM  
Hayden Panetierre looked damn hot in one
 
2013-01-30 02:10:06 PM  
I learned something new today.
/not a bookmark
 
2013-01-30 02:21:06 PM  

dudemanbro: I learned something new today.
/not a bookmark


That can't be true.

Either of those things.
 
2013-01-30 02:38:32 PM  
It's only sexual harassment if the guy is ugly, amirite ladies?
 
2013-01-30 02:38:45 PM  
Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.
 
2013-01-30 02:38:54 PM  
Not a bookmark!

/bookmark
 
2013-01-30 02:39:05 PM  
I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.

It's obviously got the best beer label.
 
2013-01-30 02:39:41 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: This thread needs visual aids.

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Done in one.
 
2013-01-30 02:40:26 PM  
It's still OK to tell a woman she couldn't fill out a dirndl, right?
 
2013-01-30 02:40:40 PM  
Say what you want about dirndl... he certainly knew how to treat a female impersonator.

/"Dirndl!"
 
2013-01-30 02:40:44 PM  
nicht einen bookshgemarken
 
2013-01-30 02:41:03 PM  

Donnchadha: dudemanbro: I learned something new today.
/not a bookmark

That can't be true.

Either of those things.


One more and you could have gone for the liefecta!
 
2013-01-30 02:41:10 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

The worst pick up line I've actually heard was, "I've got a white Buick, you know..."


Ugh. See that guy actually tried and was just an idiot.

On a random-stalker note: Where is the mountainous bay in your profile pic. That place looks amazing.

/I gotta black Oldsmobile....
 
2013-01-30 02:41:56 PM  
What's wrong with being sexy?
 
2013-01-30 02:43:11 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Lionel Mandrake: This thread needs visual aids.

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Done in one.


SHUT UP. This thread is NOT over.

More dirndls please!

/I will also forgive subby's mangled grammar in exchange for more pics
 
2013-01-30 02:43:21 PM  
Dames don't like to be called broads.
 
2013-01-30 02:43:50 PM  
DIE/EIP.

/probably a bad idea to go around chanting,"die, die, die, die..."
 
2013-01-30 02:44:15 PM  

Lando Lincoln: PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.


Rule 1: Be handsome.
Rule 2: Be attractive.
Rule 3: Don't be unattractive.
 
2013-01-30 02:44:46 PM  

Lando Lincoln: PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 02:45:25 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Lando Lincoln: PapaChester: It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.

True. If a guy that looked like George Clooney had said this to her I highly doubt that the woman would have felt sexually harassed.

Rule 1: Be handsome.
Rule 2: Be attractive.
Rule 3: Don't be unattractive.


Curse you and all of your issue to the 20th generation.
 
2013-01-30 02:46:38 PM  

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


farm8.staticflickr.com

Never call chicks 'broads'.
 
2013-01-30 02:46:57 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-30 02:47:26 PM  

GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.


Yeah chicks hate that.
 
2013-01-30 02:47:33 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-30 02:48:16 PM  

MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.


Gashes don't like to be called chicks
 
2013-01-30 02:48:48 PM  
Moar fotos, pleez.
 
2013-01-30 02:51:03 PM  

doczoidberg: I wish St. Pauli Girl didn't taste so nasty.
It's obviously got the best beer label.


Well, there's always the Utah version--and unlike St. Pauli Girl, it's actually a pretty good Pilsner style beer:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
GBB
2013-01-30 02:51:25 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks


Never call a biatch a ho.
 
2013-01-30 02:52:32 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: MooseUpNorth: GoodyearPimp: Dames don't like to be called broads.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 400x267]

Never call chicks 'broads'.

Gashes don't like to be called chicks


Never call a dame a "gash." It's disrespectful.

PapaChester: "Stern magazine journalist Laura Himmelreich claims that 67-year-old Rainer Bruederle, a leading member of the governing Free Democratic Party, told her last year that she "could also fill out a dirndl" - the low-cut dress often worn by waitresses at Bavarian beer fests. "

This is the worst pick up line ever?

It's comparable to telling a woman, "Hey, you know, your boobs are big." Thanks. Thanks for the info, old man. Hey, you know, you're old and ugly. GTFO.


That's right. You have to be subtle and clever. Ask her if she knew when puberty hit that she'd never see her own toes again.
 
2013-01-30 02:53:21 PM  
A good pickup line in Germany is "Ihr war wurde gemacht für an scheißen"
 
2013-01-30 02:53:51 PM  

Angry Buddha: Not as bad as telling a woman she could fill out a dirigible.


Blimp tits FTW
 
2013-01-30 02:54:21 PM  
Moar Dirndl!!
 
2013-01-30 02:55:33 PM  

Banned on the Run:


Can we please have many more of these to make up for that redhead thread below?
I walked into that one expecting to see wonderful things.

I didn't!
 
2013-01-30 02:57:17 PM  
Okay, just to be clear, sexual harassment is a real and common problem, and if this guy is constantly objectifying professional women in his work then that should be a serious political liability.

However, if they're going to aim for "international uproar" with this story, and they have, could a little bit of context been established? Were they at a biergarten and saw a hot waitress in a dirndl, and he remarks to the victim that she also could fill out that outfit? Or was it "you've got a pretty face, a sweet ass, and you could also fill out a dirndl" in the middle of a staff meeting?

One is at worst an awkward compliment, the other is completely inappropriate. Also, was this typical of a pattern of harassment, or are they just digging up whatever crumbs they can find against a now-leading candidate for national office?
 
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