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(The Star Phoenix)   Con artist, who pretended to be a beauty queen on Facebook, banned from the internet. Wait, you can get someone banned from the internet? Cool   (thestarphoenix.com) divider line 74
    More: Spiffy, beauty queen, Facebook, Crown Attorney, Saskatoon, University of Notre Dame, Brittany Bjerland, Judge Albert Lavoie  
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2013-01-30 04:09:13 PM  
Banned from the Internet?
Unpossible.
Aliases and all that...
 
2013-01-30 04:13:40 PM  

ajgeek: So when's the internet's last day? That's something that needs to be on a calendar somewhere.


whichever day net neutrality fails
 
2013-01-30 04:26:15 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Brandon befriended a number of young men using the fake profile and told them various stories in chats and emails, including that a family member was dying of cancer.

Brandon asked the men for help and they foolishly "ponied up quite a significant amount of money," probably hoping they'd get a date in return, Crown prosecutor Val Adamko said.

/Way to stay classy. I hope you get ass cancer and die slowly and in pain.


Yeah, she can't read this.
 
2013-01-30 04:31:14 PM  

AgentKGB: Mrs Saskatchewan

Miss Saskatchewan 2012

Miss Teen Saskatchewan


Miss Wildman? Miss Bitternose? I am in SERIOUS trouble.
 
2013-01-30 04:31:49 PM  
ALso, this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA

Any time there's a Saskatoon reference...
 
2013-01-30 04:37:39 PM  
Hell, I can't even get desperate men to sponsor me for Total Fark.

/Never a beauty queen, more like an ugly queen.
 
2013-01-30 04:53:33 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-30 04:53:56 PM  

AgentKGB: Mrs Saskatchewan

Miss Saskatchewan 2012

Miss Teen Saskatchewan


The nurses were drawing lots to see who got to shave the handsome male patient's private area in preparation for surgery. Nurse Alice won, went into the room to perform the depilation, but emerged after barely a minute. "I can't keep a straight face long enough to shave him," she told the other nurses. "Mr. Swan has a tattoo on the shaft of his penis. It's his name!"

So the nurses drew lots again. Nurse Brigitte won, went into the room, but like Nurse Alice, soon emerged giggling with a similar story. Finally the extremely attractive Nurse Cecilia volunteered to do the job. She went into the room and emerged after an hour and a half. "No problem," she announced. "I shaved him clean as a baby. Oh, and by the way, his name isn't Mr. Swan. It's Mr. Saskatchewan."
 
2013-01-30 05:25:25 PM  
Ha! If people could really be banned from the internet, Fark would be empty.
 
2013-01-30 05:27:17 PM  
Khan argued Brandon should receive a conditional discharge, meaning if she fulfils the conditions of her probation, she won't have a criminal record. Adamko said the Crown was opposed to that because of the "very serious detrimental effect" on Bjerland and the need to send a strong message to the public that Brandon's actions were criminal.

REVENGE is a dish best served COLD.
 
2013-01-30 05:33:57 PM  

Smgth: They de-Internet hackers on occasion.
/Thet need to hand out Internet bans for less serious crimes.
//Like trolling.


People who get caught with child porn get banned too.
 
2013-01-30 06:12:00 PM  
i575.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 07:21:54 PM  

gambitsgirl: I just tired 18 and I'm hot. How does this Internet thing work? Can the men please help me? I'm weak and oh so scared.


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 07:28:07 PM  
theideaslab.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 07:50:41 PM  
Maybe someone should impersonate her, see what the result is.
 
2013-01-30 08:11:33 PM  
Excellent. I have prepared a list...
 
2013-01-30 08:23:51 PM  
Zero Cool is not impressed blakow.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-30 09:14:52 PM  

probesport: Free Kevin Mitnick.


This.
 
2013-01-30 10:09:11 PM  
I don't blame her at all. Hell, I'm going to pretend to be this gal right now!

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-01-31 12:06:52 AM  
Why not just ban people from using electricity. Makes as much sense and closes down lots of loopholes.
 
2013-01-31 12:10:35 AM  

mama2tnt: Hell, I can't even get desperate men to sponsor me for Total Fark.

/Never a beauty queen, more like an ugly queen.


I think profile pics and counter might help, I dunno if BIE does

/eip
 
2013-01-31 03:03:33 AM  

MBooda: Damn, who was the judge? A FARK mod?


Dude, don't just ASK for it!
 
2013-01-31 03:10:18 AM  

beerrun: You know, I read that you can't post anything on the internet if it isn't true.


Where'd you hear that? The internet.
 
2013-01-31 07:38:13 AM  
Galloping around the internet is a game for the young.
 
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