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(Fox News)   Think you know everything about pot? Boy have we got the perfect job for you   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Liquor Control Board, Kitsap County  
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9815 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2013 at 1:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-30 01:48:50 PM  
6 votes:
After all of the applicants arrived, the doors were locked and they were checked for outstanding warrants.

The resulting outstanding warrants applied to the attendees as follows:

43% - unpaid traffic violations.
22% - writing bad checks.
15% - failure to appear on earlier marijuana convictions
7% - unpaid child support
5% - credit card fraud
4% - theft of twinkies at convenience stores in the area
3% - dine and dash at Burger King

That left one guy to apply for the job. He lit a cigarette within 50 feet of the front door and was disqualified. The meeting will be re-scheduld in March.
2013-01-30 01:44:19 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-30 01:43:21 PM  
2 votes:
Holy crap a state taking a common sense approach to a regulation issue, it is almost as if someone in the government has a brain. This must be a mistake.
2013-01-30 04:42:43 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-30 02:07:27 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe the tag should have read "Spliffy".
2013-01-30 01:53:17 PM  
1 vote:
Drug test for employment?
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