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Things to do....1) break out of jail 2) steal shoes 3) grab a beer at a bar 4) brag about breaking out of jail 5) go back to jail
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Diogenes
2013-01-30 01:53:15 PM
3 votes:
The Onion is prophetic
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So he broke the hinges off the holding cell door and just ran away? What was the holding cell, a backyard shed?
It was a real cell. He just beat the hinges with his face.
Glancing Blow
2013-01-30 02:35:26 PM
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That's a tough face to describe for a wanted bulletin.
Carn
2013-01-30 02:33:44 PM
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It was a beer called Freedom.
ltdanman44
2013-01-30 02:24:04 PM
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6) Get my ass handed to me by pissed off cops
if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with it!!
MBooda
2013-01-30 02:24:02 PM
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Forgot the tight pussy and the warm place to shiat.
Queensowntalia
2013-01-30 02:22:10 PM
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♫It's the ciiiircle of crime♫
The Onion is prophetic
2013-01-30 01:17:33 PM
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So he broke the hinges off the holding cell door and just ran away? What was the holding cell, a backyard shed?
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