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(Fox 8 New Orleans)   Things to do....1) break out of jail 2) steal shoes 3) grab a beer at a bar 4) brag about breaking out of jail 5) go back to jail   (fox8live.com) divider line 7
    More: Dumbass, WPXI, 24th Street, Bunker Hill, NOPD, Washington County  
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3693 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2013 at 2:19 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-30 01:53:15 PM  
3 votes:

The Onion is prophetic: So he broke the hinges off the holding cell door and just ran away?  What was the holding cell, a backyard shed?


It was a real cell.  He just beat the hinges with his face.

wvue.images.worldnow.com
2013-01-30 02:35:26 PM  
1 votes:
That's a tough face to describe for a wanted bulletin.
2013-01-30 02:33:44 PM  
1 votes:
It was a beer called Freedom.
2013-01-30 02:24:04 PM  
1 votes:

gopher321: 6) Get my ass handed to me by pissed off cops


if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with it!!


guestofaguest.com
2013-01-30 02:24:02 PM  
1 votes:
Forgot the tight pussy and the warm place to shiat.
lh3.ggpht.com
2013-01-30 02:22:10 PM  
1 votes:
♫It's the ciiiircle of crime♫
2013-01-30 01:17:33 PM  
1 votes:
So he broke the hinges off the holding cell door and just ran away?  What was the holding cell, a backyard shed?
 
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