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(Fox 8 New Orleans)   Things to do....1) break out of jail 2) steal shoes 3) grab a beer at a bar 4) brag about breaking out of jail 5) go back to jail   (fox8live.com) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, WPXI, 24th Street, Bunker Hill, NOPD, Washington County  
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2013-01-30 01:17:33 PM
So he broke the hinges off the holding cell door and just ran away?  What was the holding cell, a backyard shed?
 
2013-01-30 01:53:15 PM

The Onion is prophetic: So he broke the hinges off the holding cell door and just ran away?  What was the holding cell, a backyard shed?


It was a real cell.  He just beat the hinges with his face.

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2013-01-30 01:53:16 PM
6) Get my ass handed to me by pissed off cops
 
2013-01-30 02:21:27 PM
Profit?
 
2013-01-30 02:22:10 PM
♫It's the ciiiircle of crime♫
 
2013-01-30 02:24:02 PM
Forgot the tight pussy and the warm place to shiat.
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2013-01-30 02:24:04 PM

gopher321: 6) Get my ass handed to me by pissed off cops


if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with it!!


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2013-01-30 02:28:42 PM
wvue.images.worldnow.com
But he looks so intelligent..............
 
2013-01-30 02:31:00 PM
A classic case of beer interruptus.
 
2013-01-30 02:33:44 PM
It was a beer called Freedom.
 
2013-01-30 02:35:26 PM
That's a tough face to describe for a wanted bulletin.
 
2013-01-30 02:44:02 PM
A regular criminal mastermind that one. We better keep an eye on him.
 
2013-01-30 02:49:29 PM
"The customer says he bought a beer for Smith, who didn't get to enjoy it before police arrested him."

This jailbreaker was an idiot, that customer is just great man however. I'd like to think I'd do the same. You can stall him until the cops show up and have a great bar story to boot.
 
2013-01-30 02:50:37 PM
i guess he wasn't in a 'whatever happens in the bar stays in the bar' bar.
 
2013-01-30 03:19:15 PM

Diogenes: The Onion is prophetic: So he broke the hinges off the holding cell door and just ran away?  What was the holding cell, a backyard shed?

It was a real cell.  He just beat the hinges with his face.

[wvue.images.worldnow.com image 314x224]


His missing eyebrow is still caught in the hinges.
 
2013-01-30 03:26:32 PM
How the Fark does someone get that ugly in a mere forty years??
 
2013-01-30 03:43:05 PM
2b) Check in on foursquare and post to twitter and/or facebook.
 
2013-01-30 03:44:12 PM

Buffet: How the Fark does someone get that ugly in a mere forty years??


Lots of wise decisions and a healthy diet.
 
2013-01-30 04:08:12 PM

Glancing Blow: That's a tough face.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-30 04:20:04 PM
that face looks shopped already.
 
2013-01-30 05:02:45 PM

buckler: Buffet: How the Fark does someone get that ugly in a mere forty years??

Lots of wise decisions and a healthy diet.


LMAO.
 
2013-01-30 05:31:28 PM
Should be a caption contest with that photo.

"Yes. Yes, I did. Mmm-hmm."

/was he wearing the orange jumpsuit in the bar?
//because I think I saw him
///oh wait, I wasn't there
////must've been two other people
 
2013-01-31 08:35:44 AM
The dude's nickname is Wimpy, and his face looks the way it does because 20 years ago he was drunk and riding in the back of a pickup.....and fell out.  You gotta watch the news report in the link.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/police-j ail-escapee-found-nearby-b ar-drinking-beer/nT9NT/
 
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