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(Charlotte.com)   Spice Girls threaten: give us money now or we will tour next year   (charlotte.com) divider line 40
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2001-11-26 07:31:41 AM
Who do I make the check out to?
 
2001-11-26 07:42:52 AM
Jeezus, gonna' have to empty the savings account for this one.
 
2001-11-26 07:47:03 AM
Why pay them not to tour? Wouldn't it be nicer to see them trying to sell tickets to small clubs and canceling shows? Tours cost money, let them go broke.
 
2001-11-26 07:49:21 AM
Did anybody see the Daily Show when Posh and Baby (I think) were on? It was kind of funny but Posh didn't like Jon, and got really rude. Baby started laughing at the whole thing and Posh got mad at that. They really think they are something.
 
2001-11-26 07:49:34 AM
I tell you what I want, what I really really want....
Doggy style with Posh.
 
2001-11-26 07:55:45 AM
They've run out of money!
 
2001-11-26 07:58:59 AM
I'm sure they all have lucrative futures in either the food service industry or getting boned on video. As long as I don't have to hear them 'sing' either choice is fine.
 
2001-11-26 08:05:57 AM
BURN THE SPICE GIRLS.
 
2001-11-26 08:18:18 AM
Big flashy tour with lots of self-indulgent solo spots, hmmm?

2002 Spice Girls = 1977 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
 
2001-11-26 08:18:50 AM
The Spice Girls didn't threaten anything, this is just another fake headline.
 
2001-11-26 08:28:05 AM
Why pay them not to tour? Wouldn't it be nicer to see them trying to sell tickets to small clubs and canceling shows? Tours cost money, let them go broke.

EXACTLY. When tours fail, they tend to fail on an absolutely colossal scale - anyone remember what happened with the Supremes last year? Yikes.

Oh, and Tostfeld: BAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA...now that's some funny shiat.
 
2001-11-26 08:37:57 AM
Everybody, say it with me:

If the Spice Girls ever tour again, then the terrorists have already won.

There, now that we got that overwith...
 
2001-11-26 08:44:18 AM
Ah yes....but.....Geri NSFW
 
2001-11-26 09:08:01 AM
STOP THE INSANITY

c'mon yall haven't forgotten Suzanne Potter(?) already?
 
2001-11-26 09:25:22 AM
3M TA3: I remember that, and it made me hate them all the more. I also remember thinking how much Posh looked like a hog.
And now that "Baby" is balding, don't they have to change her name. She could be "Hormonal Imbalance Spice" or something.
 
2001-11-26 09:58:27 AM
Did anyone else notice a baking theme in these has-beens?

Vanilla/Vanilli/Spice..........
 
2001-11-26 10:19:15 AM
I want to give Baby a dirty sanchez
 
2001-11-26 10:22:42 AM
Dllsgrlz - Does this mean the Chilli Peppers' days are numbered ?
 
2001-11-26 10:36:54 AM
Redbull: Hmmmmm... does anyone use chili peppers to bake? I DID indicate a "baking theme".
Maybe in bread, so in that case, I'd have to say "Yes. Possibly. Especially if Flea continues to believe his own press."

Disclaimer: Not saying I don't like them, for heavens sake don't inundate me with defense of their music. I'm just saying that flea is a LITTLE big for his brithces and that never helps a band. (braces for the fist thrusting and chants of "Chili's Kick Arse, Man")
 
2001-11-26 10:39:49 AM
Lucky us.
 
2001-11-26 10:42:26 AM
Has anyone ever seen the peppers live? They stank bad!
Of course I saw them in the last days of frusciante when he could have cared less...
 
2001-11-26 10:56:36 AM
They can be opening act for the Stones tour.
 
2001-11-26 11:13:08 AM
I went to a peppers show. I really like it too.
 
2001-11-26 11:26:19 AM
I know someone who bought "Spice World" because it was cheaper than renting it...pretty sad. (Even though Meatloaf was in it)
 
2001-11-26 11:26:37 AM
I love red hot chili peppers. You can't have good Thai food without it.
 
2001-11-26 11:29:33 AM
Dllsgrlz - sorry didn't notice that. In that case, your point is proven as BREAD did indeed split up in around 1978 after "Baby I'm-A Want You" and "Make it With You".
 
2001-11-26 11:38:15 AM
Dllsgrlz - However, I believe the band CAKE have just had a hit with "Short Skirt, Long Jacket". Are you saying they are has-beens already ?
 
2001-11-26 11:47:30 AM
I remember seeing Sporty Spice(I think it was her) on VH1 and it looked like she gained a lot of weight. They only showed her face, but it was pretty fat.

:sigh:
 
2001-11-26 12:27:28 PM
Look Redbull, EVERYONES' days are numbered my man...
Everyone...........
 
2001-11-26 12:37:03 PM
Chili Peppers kick ass man.
 
2001-11-26 12:52:13 PM
Can't someone introduce them to heroin?
 
2001-11-26 01:02:24 PM
I wanna see Buck-Nekkid Spice.
 
2001-11-26 01:24:18 PM
Would anyone care for a second helping of 15 minutes?

"...but we have to give each other space to do our solo stuff,"

Yeah. I like to masturbate alone too.
 
2001-11-26 01:24:53 PM
Whoa whoa whoa.. how does scary spice have her own tag?

What's next a posh tag? sheesh
 
2001-11-26 01:59:37 PM
I'm sure i saw this exact same story, almost word for word, about 10 months ago.

Then again, that scary one and geri haliwell are supposedly 2 bucks away from bankrupcy so it wouldn`t surprise me that they try and whore themselves upon the world again soon.

Can't wait for the spice girls movie sequel.
 
2001-11-26 02:31:48 PM
Pay them not to tour?

How much do they want,
Do they really, really want?
 
2001-11-26 02:56:46 PM
Headlines = often funny
Articles = not often funny

Need I say more?
 
2001-11-26 08:51:54 PM
sometimes you just want to drop trow and squeeze out a cleveland steamer on baby spice's chest.

yowza!
 
2001-11-26 10:18:15 PM
If I'd made millions in a teeny bopper band for a year and a half, I'd be floating around in my pool with a gin n' juice and a fat blunt
 
2001-11-26 10:54:06 PM
I think they should learn how to play instruments first.
 
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