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(io9)   A slingshot that fires chainsaws. That is all   (io9.com) divider line 25
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2013-01-30 11:59:03 AM
Looks more like a crossbow to me.
 
2013-01-30 12:09:52 PM

Grither: Looks more like a crossbow to me.


Except that a crossbow holds the tension in its limbs like a regular bow does. His device has the tension in elastic bands like a slingshot.
 
2013-01-30 12:11:14 PM
It's not a bazooka, though...
 
2013-01-30 12:12:12 PM
 
2013-01-30 12:32:20 PM
That thing sucks
 
2013-01-30 12:49:34 PM
I want a slingshot that shoots slingshots that shoot chainsaws. And the chainsaws shoot bees.
 
2013-01-30 12:53:57 PM

stevetherobot: I want a slingshot that shoots slingshots that shoot chainsaws. And the chainsaws shoot bees.


Killer bees. And the bees are on fire.
 
2013-01-30 01:06:01 PM

Millennium: stevetherobot: I want a slingshot that shoots slingshots that shoot chainsaws. And the chainsaws shoot bees.

Killer bees. And the bees are on fire.


And the bees have little slingshots that shoot tiny mutant sharks. With lasers on their frickin' heads.
 
2013-01-30 01:52:42 PM
"Joe! Think fast!"
 
2013-01-30 02:12:07 PM
The chainsaw didn't look very useful, but the spear thrower was very impressive.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:26 PM

abhorrent1: That thing sucks


this
 
2013-01-30 03:01:50 PM

MrBallou: Millennium: stevetherobot: I want a slingshot that shoots slingshots that shoot chainsaws. And the chainsaws shoot bees.

Killer bees. And the bees are on fire.

And the bees have little slingshots that shoot tiny mutant sharks. With lasers on their frickin' heads.


And the laser beams are also on fire.
 
2013-01-30 03:19:01 PM
And the fire is using Old Spice.
 
2013-01-30 03:53:01 PM
freakin' sicko
 
2013-01-30 05:21:28 PM
Build this and I'll be impressed:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 05:25:31 PM
Wow, no Hoss Delgado? If you can't get Hoss Delgado in a thread about crossbows-that-shoot-running-chainsaws, when can you get him?
 
2013-01-30 06:04:31 PM
theconcentrium.com

Groovy.
 
2013-01-30 06:15:31 PM
conceptart.org
Unimpressed
 
2013-01-30 07:11:50 PM
But how would it fare against an Abrams tank, UAV?
 
2013-01-30 08:09:27 PM

Empty Matchbook: [conceptart.org image 850x1279]
Unimpressed


Is that Egon from the Ghostbusters helping the Punisher?
 
2013-01-30 10:03:49 PM

Fano: Empty Matchbook: [conceptart.org image 850x1279]
Unimpressed

Is that Egon from the Ghostbusters helping the Punisher?


Looks more like Andy Dick.
 
2013-01-30 10:08:46 PM

cyberspacedout: Fano: Empty Matchbook: [conceptart.org image 850x1279]
Unimpressed

Is that Egon from the Ghostbusters helping the Punisher?

Looks more like Andy Dick.


It is, in fact, Stuart Clarke, AKA Rampage.

File photo:

www.marvunapp.com
 
2013-01-30 10:48:53 PM
And the Ultramarines just found their new weapon of choice
 
2013-01-31 09:10:17 AM
That thing sucks

Apparently you have never used a pole saw that isn't quite long enough to reach that one pesky limb.
 
2013-01-31 08:55:59 PM

TheOtherGuy: Wow, no Hoss Delgado? If you can't get Hoss Delgado in a thread about crossbows-that-shoot-running-chainsaws, when can you get him?


"He was originally incredibly skinny and was beaten at everything by a traffic cone named Kyle. One day while selling electric potato peelers he'd had enough and by sheer force of will became muscular. He now keeps Kyle cuffed to a radiator in a basement."

That is incredibly Farkworthy writing!
 
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