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(The Moscow Times)   Russia seeks to raise birth rate by a) offering tax incentives; b) stoking nationalist pride; c) using the sweet, sweet sounds of Boyz II Men   (themoscowtimes.com) divider line 25
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2013-01-30 11:06:24 AM  
d) Ship Russian hotties to U.S. After American men impregnate them,ship them back.
Russia has baby boom,U.S. pop. drops.Win-win for everyone.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-01-30 11:29:34 AM  
Not too hard, not too soft ON CAPITALIST PIGDOGS.
 
2013-01-30 11:30:44 AM  
Motown Philly back again.
 
2013-01-30 11:30:46 AM  

sweet-daddy-2: d) Ship Russian hotties to U.S. After American men impregnate them,ship them back.
Russia has baby boom,U.S. pop. drops.Win-win for everyone.


What's winning about a USAian population drop?

We can fit another 200 million in here easy.
 
2013-01-30 11:30:57 AM  
Women aren't as dumb as male governments think. Show us the money!
 
2013-01-30 11:34:54 AM  
I say that we should slip subliminal messages into country and rap music that makes people want to have sex less.

That might help us with our little population problem here in the US.

And, as far as Russia -- why doesn't Putin just ban birth control? He can do that, right?
 
2013-01-30 11:36:33 AM  
Letss not have babies born to people who make sound finaincial decisions or are innately patriotic. Lets have babies born to people who get turned on to mid-90's R&B. That sounds like a good idea.
 
2013-01-30 11:37:11 AM  

KawaiiNot: Women aren't as dumb as male governments think. Show us the money!


Soo.....how much would it take?
 
2013-01-30 11:39:37 AM  

doczoidberg: I say that we should slip subliminal messages into country and rap music that makes people want to have sex less.

That might help us with our little population problem here in the US.

And, as far as Russia -- why doesn't Putin just ban birth control? He can do that, right?


Fertility rate in the US for everyone other than Hispanics and Immigrants is sub-replacement. Pretty much all of our population growth over the next fifty years will come from immigration
 
2013-01-30 11:40:41 AM  
They just need some Barry White CD's.
 
2013-01-30 11:40:59 AM  

Holocaust Agnostic: sweet-daddy-2: d) Ship Russian hotties to U.S. After American men impregnate them,ship them back.
Russia has baby boom,U.S. pop. drops.Win-win for everyone.

What's winning about a USAian population drop?

We can fit another 200 million in here easy.


Hell, you could fit that in Alaska
 
2013-01-30 11:44:46 AM  
So, the Russians deny women their essence?
 
2013-01-30 11:52:20 AM  
Weren't there 4 guys in that band? Did the 4th one invest his money properly so he doesn't have to keep singing 20 year old songs in Russia?
 
2013-01-30 11:53:34 AM  

sweet-daddy-2: d) Ship Russian hotties to U.S. After American men impregnate them,ship them back.
Russia has baby boom,U.S. pop. drops.Win-win for everyone.


Sex tourism. Increase your population and stimulate the ecconomy
 
2013-01-30 11:53:55 AM  

sweet-daddy-2: KawaiiNot: Women aren't as dumb as male governments think. Show us the money!

Soo.....how much would it take?


How much do you got?
 
2013-01-30 11:59:39 AM  
Why do so many countries want higher birth rates? Most have high unemployment. Why not just admit they want slave labor?
 
2013-01-30 12:06:20 PM  
I have a Russian engineer colleague whose wife 'retired' from her work as an engineer on the money the state pays her for the 4 kids they've had. She's practically a Hero of the Soviet Union. I forget how much it is, but it goes up sharply after the second kid, and engineer salaries are pretty low in Russia.
 
2013-01-30 12:11:38 PM  

Lets Not Make This Hard: sweet-daddy-2: KawaiiNot: Women aren't as dumb as male governments think. Show us the money!

Soo.....how much would it take?

How much do you got?


Let's make this easy.
Are you a cop?
How much does it take?
Define it.
 
2013-01-30 01:16:10 PM  
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"I'll take stroking my nationalistic pride for $600"
 
2013-01-30 02:43:06 PM  

Grapple: Weren't there 4 guys in that band? Did the 4th one invest his money properly so he doesn't have to keep singing 20 year old songs in Russia?


I am sure they all have quite a bit of money BUT the 4th guy had kidney or liver problems and had to quit touring for health reasons.
 
2013-01-30 05:46:07 PM  
D) Putin impregnates every woman in Russia.
 
2013-01-30 08:02:25 PM  
E) Have NBA play half it's season in Russia.
 
2013-01-30 11:56:48 PM  
Been there. Done that.
And, if you have three kids, Putin will even record your answering machine message.
Wanna see my medals?
 
2013-01-31 12:11:22 AM  
But they have much better stuff... like smooth tongue of Chocolate Bunny who melts in your mouth like bestest lollipop. Pierre Narcisse:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPJHDfoDjBE

(Barely NSFWish)
 
2013-02-02 11:34:20 AM  
I had no idea they were still together.  Oops.
 
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