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(The Consumerist)   Taco Bell CEO confirms the best fast food news EVAR: "We've got Cool Ranch [Doritos tacos]. That's coming"   (consumerist.com) divider line 51
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2013-01-30 08:24:14 AM
She's pretty tied up hanging upside down.
 
2013-01-30 08:29:42 AM
WHAR BLACK PEPPER JACK taco shell!?!!!!?!!!?!!!!? WHAR?!!?!?!?!?
 
2013-01-30 08:31:38 AM
They've gone too far and dug too deep into the visceral desires of the Average American Stoner.  No good will come of this.
 
2013-01-30 08:38:48 AM

Vodka Zombie: They've gone too far and dug too deep into the visceral desires of the Average American Stoner.


Two states just legalized pot, maybe they are ahead of the curve. Best part is that they can profit off the coming pot market without the risk of regulation or the feds.

Dude
 
2013-01-30 08:41:07 AM
Stick one of the Nacho Cheese, & one of the cool ranch in their 5 buck box = my willpower will be gone.

Why can't I quit you, Taco Bell!?!?
 
2013-01-30 08:53:50 AM
I will maintain my lifelong ban on eating anything from that place twice as hard now. "We've taken our regular disgusting taco and made it....disgustinger."
 
2013-01-30 08:57:48 AM

Fizpez: WHAR BLACK PEPPER JACK taco shell!?!!!!?!!!?!!!!? WHAR?!!?!?!?!?


I, also, miss black pepper jack Doritos.
 
2013-01-30 09:01:23 AM
Still waiting for Taco Doritos Taco Bell Tacos.

Tacos.
 
2013-01-30 09:16:25 AM
I presume cool ranch soothes a fiery anus?
 
2013-01-30 09:22:46 AM
So it is confirmed. God help us all.
 
2013-01-30 09:43:39 AM

Shostie: Fizpez: WHAR BLACK PEPPER JACK taco shell!?!!!!?!!!?!!!!? WHAR?!!?!?!?!?

I, also, miss black pepper jack Doritos.


Me too. Nothing else has compared since those went away.
 
2013-01-30 09:52:58 AM
POO IS COMING OUT.

www.topgear.com
 
2013-01-30 09:56:03 AM
In about a month they're just going to install a hose that sprays salted fat and syrup into your mouth.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:16 AM

odinsposse: In about a month they're just going to install a hose that sprays salted fat and syrup into your mouth.


As long as it's metered by sodium and calories per minute.
 
2013-01-30 10:38:09 AM

GoodyearPimp: I will maintain my lifelong ban on eating anything from that place twice as hard now. "We've taken our regular disgusting taco and made it....disgustinger."


I actually enjoyed Taco Bell when I was in my 20's (1990's). Something has definitely changed, and I don't know if it's me or them, but I can't eat there anymore.
 
2013-01-30 10:52:59 AM
I will be eating this, repeatedly.
 
2013-01-30 10:53:51 AM
Okay, this one I'll have to try. Even if it's a once and oh-God-never-again thing.
 
2013-01-30 10:59:51 AM
Meh, I tried the Doritos Locos Tacos and wasn't impressed. The only specialty taco that I like from TB is their volcano taco.
 
2013-01-30 11:02:35 AM

PsyLord: Meh, I tried the Doritos Locos Tacos and wasn't impressed.


Pretty much the same here. It's just a taco that's slightly saltier than a normal one and makes your fingers all messy. I failed to see the point.
 
2013-01-30 11:09:34 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: PsyLord: Meh, I tried the Doritos Locos Tacos and wasn't impressed.

Pretty much the same here. It's just a taco that's slightly saltier than a normal one and makes your fingers all messy. I failed to see the point.



Agreed.

I don't eat Cheetos for the same reason. Too much powdery crap that gets on your fingers.
 
2013-01-30 11:12:51 AM
i feel like coming into this thread and shiating all over it by saying taco bell sucks and all you people need to eat a real taco.  sorry.

/ but, sometimes it's hard to find real tacos... pretty much the reason that i will not move to a place that is not inhabited by mexicans.
 
2013-01-30 11:22:56 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: GoodyearPimp: I will maintain my lifelong ban on eating anything from that place twice as hard now. "We've taken our regular disgusting taco and made it....disgustinger."

I actually enjoyed Taco Bell when I was in my 20's (1990's). Something has definitely changed, and I don't know if it's me or them, but I can't eat there anymore.


When I was growing up Taco Bell was literally the only place available for "Mexican" food. I stopped going to it as soon as real Mexican food became available.
 
2013-01-30 11:25:19 AM
They need to bring the "Late Nite" line of Doritos back. Just imagine: Late Nite Taco Doritos Tacos Supreme.

We are through the looking glass here people.

/also would want Late Nite Chheseburger Doritos Tacos
 
2013-01-30 11:38:15 AM

Vodka Zombie: They've gone too far and dug too deep into the visceral desires of the Average American Stoner.  No good will come of this.


I hate weed and anything weed related...I love Doritos tacos.
 
2013-01-30 12:22:45 PM

PsyLord: Meh, I tried the Doritos Locos Tacos and wasn't impressed. The only specialty taco that I like from TB is their volcano taco.


Volcano Sauce needs to come in a packet.
Do you need any sauce?
"Let me get Hot, Fire, and about 5 Volcanos."
 
2013-01-30 12:28:41 PM
Well, a whole host of cousin-farking white trash down here in Texas is gonna be thrilled.

Ranch dressing is pretty much the condiment of choice among the lowest dregs in Texas.
 
2013-01-30 12:45:23 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: She's pretty tied up hanging upside down.


Nice.
+1 for content
+1 for being the boobies

Regarding the CRD tacos; sounds nasty. Fark that.
 
2013-01-30 01:19:36 PM

Cheron: Vodka Zombie: They've gone too far and dug too deep into the visceral desires of the Average American Stoner.

Two states just legalized pot, maybe they are ahead of the curve. Best part is that they can profit off the coming pot market without the risk of regulation or the feds.

Dude


this is how they win the fast food wars
 
2013-01-30 01:31:06 PM
www.snacks.com

Would this be dividing by zero?
 
2013-01-30 02:12:09 PM

Kristoph57: PsyLord: Meh, I tried the Doritos Locos Tacos and wasn't impressed. The only specialty taco that I like from TB is their volcano taco.

Volcano Sauce needs to come in a packet.
Do you need any sauce?
"Let me get Hot, Fire, and about 5 Volcanos."


This, a thousand times this. But then I would only go to Taco Bell to get their sauces and make my tacos at home.
 
2013-01-30 02:15:15 PM
When is the Consumerist going to get comments back?
 
2013-01-30 02:26:30 PM

i_got_no_strings: Kristoph57: PsyLord: Meh, I tried the Doritos Locos Tacos and wasn't impressed. The only specialty taco that I like from TB is their volcano taco.

Volcano Sauce needs to come in a packet.
Do you need any sauce?
"Let me get Hot, Fire, and about 5 Volcanos."

This, a thousand times this. But then I would only go to Taco Bell to get their sauces and make my tacos at home.


I live in Toledo, we're a huge test market for this stuff. When they rolled out the Doritos tacos we lost the volcano taco. Bastards. Some locations still have lava sauce for the burritos, so you can sub it in. But then the chick working the drive thru knows you're eating eight tacos in one sitting and you're embarrassed.
 
2013-01-30 02:34:53 PM
I really like the guacamole Doritos, they have a little lime flavor in it and it is excellent with Beer.

Cool Ranch is still my favorite, although I doubt this will be available in Canada.
 
2013-01-30 04:09:15 PM

Odd Bird: AverageAmericanGuy: She's pretty tied up hanging upside down.

Nice.
+1 for content
+1 for being the boobies

Regarding the CRD tacos; sounds nasty. Fark that.


I would just like to add that is a really underrated GNR tune. Most of UYI II is underrated, in fact. Thank you and please drive through.
 
2013-01-30 05:10:03 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/just sayin'
 
2013-01-30 06:27:08 PM

Cheron: Vodka Zombie: They've gone too far and dug too deep into the visceral desires of the Average American Stoner.

Two states just legalized pot, maybe they are ahead of the curve. Best part is that they can profit off the coming pot market without the risk of regulation or the feds.

Dude


You know .. i did remember hearing somewhere that taco bell was the only franchise to survive the franchise wars ...
 
2013-01-30 06:46:40 PM

Great_Milenko: [www.snacks.com image 170x252]

Would this be dividing by zero?


I normally think Doritos are disgusting (more of a Cheetos, Krunchers, and sea salt & vinegar fan) but these are damn good.
 
2013-01-30 07:57:50 PM
I've seen some Doritos that are well-saturated with the cheese powder (the trick is to get them in the snack sized bags instead of the regular or large size ones), but I have yet to see any Cool Ranch Dorito with a sufficient amount of the CRD seasoning.
 
2013-01-30 08:08:09 PM

GWSuperfan: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 184x273]

/just sayin'


OK, now I have to go all the Mexican-marts I can find until I have a bag of these.
 
2013-01-30 08:18:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I presume cool ranch soothes a fiery anus?


If anything whatsoever from the Taco Bell menu makes your anus "fiery", you should seek professional medical help immediately.

I seriously hope you're just making the same tired old "Taco Bell makes you shiat hurr hurr" joke, because your comment is seriously troublesome otherwise.
 
2013-01-30 08:38:47 PM
Anyone else think every flavor of Doritos tastes exactly the same?
 
2013-01-30 09:56:17 PM

Tourney3p0: FirstNationalBastard: I presume cool ranch soothes a fiery anus?

If anything whatsoever from the Taco Bell menu makes your anus "fiery", you should seek professional medical help immediately.

I seriously hope you're just making the same tired old "Taco Bell makes you shiat hurr hurr" joke, because your comment is seriously troublesome otherwise.


I'm pretty healthy and Taco Bell gives -me- the shiats. YMMV.
 
2013-01-30 10:17:07 PM

The Bestest: Tourney3p0: FirstNationalBastard: I presume cool ranch soothes a fiery anus?

If anything whatsoever from the Taco Bell menu makes your anus "fiery", you should seek professional medical help immediately.

I seriously hope you're just making the same tired old "Taco Bell makes you shiat hurr hurr" joke, because your comment is seriously troublesome otherwise.

I'm pretty healthy and Taco Bell gives -me- the shiats. YMMV.



I always thought the flaming anus was a joke. But as I've grown older its started happening to me. Eat something spicy and burns the thermal exhaust port. Getting old is a beotch
 
2013-01-31 01:34:18 AM
That was quick. Haven't even knocked down the wall to install the line yet.
 
2013-01-31 06:06:27 AM

GoodyearPimp: I will maintain my lifelong ban on eating anything from that place twice as hard now. "We've taken our regular disgusting taco and made it....disgustinger."


You have no idea what your talking about hippie. Go choke on a cow dick. (This is the part where u refer to Taco Bell as the cow dick)
 
2013-01-31 12:10:06 PM

GWSuperfan: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 184x273]

/just sayin'


So much this.  Tapatio is the best hot sauce, evar!
 
2013-01-31 02:17:04 PM

poisonedpawn78: Cheron: Vodka Zombie: They've gone too far and dug too deep into the visceral desires of the Average American Stoner.

Two states just legalized pot, maybe they are ahead of the curve. Best part is that they can profit off the coming pot market without the risk of regulation or the feds.

Dude

You know .. i did remember hearing somewhere that taco bell was the only franchise to survive the franchise wars ...


Came for Demolition Man reference, leaving happy.
 
2013-01-31 03:35:24 PM

doczoidberg: I don't eat Cheetos for the same reason. Too much powdery crap that gets on your fingers.


Get. Off. Fark.

You don't belong here.

/kidding
 
2013-01-31 03:55:15 PM

Silly_Sot: Well, a whole host of cousin-farking white trash down here in Texas is gonna be thrilled.

Ranch dressing is pretty much the condiment of choice among the lowest dregs in Texas.

 You were being redundant.

 
2013-01-31 07:21:08 PM
What's next? The Funjuns Taco?
 
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