God Is My Co-Pirate: SIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!
Welfare Peanut Butter: Oh! I forgot the most important one:If I go to one more wedding that uses "Pachabel's Canon", I WILL go apeshiat, and I will not be held responsible for my actions. PICK A BETTER SONG, COOKIE CUTTER BRIDES.
pute kisses like a man: Mikey1969: pute kisses like a man: wrong, hallelujah is a great song. maybe you don't like the covers. but i won't stand idly by as people have nonsensical opinions over leonard cohenThat's Leonard Cohen? I swear I always thought the man was black... Awesome voice, the guy truly rocks.he's actually a pretty acclaimed poet too, but his music is amazing. one of the greatest singer/songwriters.
Mikey1969: Infobahn: Afternoon DelightThe Starland Vocal BandYou're dissing a sing entirely about getting a 'Nooner'? Who cares how bad it sounds, they were getting away with this shiat almost a full decade before 'Relax! and 'Feeling Japanese' tried it.
Mikey1969: pute kisses like a man: wrong, hallelujah is a great song. maybe you don't like the covers. but i won't stand idly by as people have nonsensical opinions over leonard cohenThat's Leonard Cohen? I swear I always thought the man was black... Awesome voice, the guy truly rocks.
Ennuipoet: FREE BIRD!! PLAY FREE BIRD!!!!
FirstNationalBastard: Welfare Peanut Butter: varmitydog: FirstNationalBastard : Also missing: Any version of "Hallelujah", especially in a movie or TV show.You don't really care for music, do you?I will defend this choice, if only because it literally is inescapable if you watch movies/TV with any sort of regularity. That POS is EVERYWHERE, being covered by everyone, and it gets grating after awhile. It's not an awful song, but it gets bad pretty quickly when you hear it so often. Pick something else, whoever has the job of picking music for shows/movies.Exactly.The list was "songs you never need to hear again"... not necessarily shiatty songs, although many of them are shiatty. But every time someone needs a shallowly deep moment in TV or Movies, Hallelujah gets dusted off and thrown into the soundtrack. It needs to be stopped.
jayhawk88: "Shook Me All Night Long". Rock radio has killed this song, buried it, loaded the dirt it's buried in onto a giant rocket, and flown that rocket into the sun.
sigdiamond2000: God Is My Co-Pirate: SIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!That is the worst song ever by a mainstream musician/band in the history of recorded music, bar none.It invalidates Paul McCartney's entire solo career, and very nearly invalidates the entire Beatles catalog by association.It is impossible to take Paul McCartney seriously either as a musician or a human being after listening to that song.
clkeagle: I've been keeping a similar list - classic rock songs that should never, ever, ever be played on the radio. Because of my age, I'm not terribly bothered by songs like Stairway To Heaven or Hotel California or Freebird. I'm more sick of songs that are done to death in commercials, TV shows, movies, etc. Come on, classic rock stations. You have a huge catalog to choose from. Nobody is interested anymore when these are played on the air... if you channel surf on cable TV for 45 minutes, you're guaranteed to hear at least one of these:1. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama2. Kiss - Rock N Roll All Night3. George Thorogood - Bad To The Bone4. Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild5. Bruce Springsteen - Born In The USA6. John Mellencougar - Jack & Diane7. The Who - Who Are You
Welfare Peanut Butter: Baby, It's Cold Outside (aka Roofies and Date Rape)
Barricaded Gunman: sigdiamond2000: My office pumps Christmas music into the sh*tters .... I'm still gun shy about heading to the bog even now that they're back to playing 80s era Phil Collins and Steve Winwood. I think I need to see some kind of sh*t shrink.You refer to toilet paper as "@ss-wipe," don't you?
indarwinsshadow: Rihanna, Diamonds - LyricsShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShining bright like a diamondWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShining bright like a diamondWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyYeah, that's real cutting edge thought provoking lyrics. The list should be written on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.
PacManDreaming: Stairway to HeavenDoo Wah DiddyMony MonyHeard it Through the GrapevineI NEVER want to hear any those shiatty songs ever again. I don't know what it is about those songs, but they grate the hell out of my nerves. It's not that they're bad songs, they just piss me off every time they come on the radio or whatever.
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