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(Huffington Post)   HuffPo comes up with seven ideas for a new job for Sarah Palin. Surely, Fark can do better   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 70
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2013-01-30 09:51:04 AM  
11 votes:
Person who can't perform the simplest functions on infomercials.

*stirs coffee - cup explodes*

"Has this ever happened to you?"
2013-01-30 08:23:26 AM  
10 votes:
Fluffer.

I had to post this?  You guys are getting slow.
2013-01-30 08:26:23 AM  
9 votes:
I've got 100 roses if she does outcalls.
2013-01-30 09:26:51 AM  
7 votes:

PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family


No, Edith was loveable.
2013-01-30 10:27:03 AM  
6 votes:

Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package


Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.
2013-01-30 09:31:02 AM  
6 votes:
CIA interrogator.

5 minutes with her voice and stream-of-nonsense could make the best trained operatives break.
2013-01-30 09:27:59 AM  
6 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family

No, Edith was loveable.


And smarter.
2013-01-30 08:19:11 AM  
6 votes:
I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.
2013-01-30 11:44:04 AM  
5 votes:
When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.
2013-01-30 11:00:28 AM  
5 votes:
Tard wrangler
2013-01-30 10:35:21 AM  
5 votes:
I suppose she could be the idiot on an American version of Idiot Abroad.

Drop her off in Tibet with twenty bucks and a camera crew, and enjoy the laughs and cringe-worthy antics.
2013-01-30 10:05:39 AM  
5 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.


img.photobucket.com
2013-01-30 09:25:21 AM  
5 votes:
Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family
2013-01-30 08:07:03 AM  
5 votes:
She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.
2013-01-30 11:15:35 AM  
4 votes:
What would it matter? She'd just abruptly quit the job in 18 months anyway...
2013-01-30 11:41:38 AM  
3 votes:
Sandwich Artist
2013-01-30 11:39:50 AM  
3 votes:

Chariset: Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package

Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.


Oh god, this would be the best Wild Kingdom EVER. "While Bob wrestles the Palin and fits the tracking tag on her ear, I would like to talk to you about Mutual of Omaha"
2013-01-30 11:32:18 AM  
3 votes:
Tina Fey stand in.
2013-01-30 11:25:08 AM  
3 votes:
Lewis Black's personal Ball Washer.
2013-01-30 11:13:08 AM  
3 votes:
Sarah Palin, Anal Bleaching Technician.
2013-01-30 11:12:04 AM  
3 votes:
Train wreck simulator.
2013-01-30 11:01:58 AM  
3 votes:

gilgigamesh: She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.


That's not mud....
2013-01-30 11:00:32 AM  
3 votes:
Crash test dummy.
2013-01-30 10:59:37 AM  
3 votes:
A poster child for why you SHOULD get an abortion.
2013-01-30 10:58:03 AM  
3 votes:
Celebrity guest star on peopleofwalmart.
2013-01-30 10:58:00 AM  
3 votes:
Potato farmer or Taco Bell employee
2013-01-30 10:56:45 AM  
3 votes:
President of the United States of America!
2013-01-30 09:53:22 AM  
3 votes:

BillCo: Fluffer.


FEMALE fluffer.  Now we're talking.

/shaddup, it's my brain I can write what I want
2013-01-30 09:24:32 AM  
3 votes:
She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.
2013-01-30 09:15:11 AM  
3 votes:
She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip
2013-01-30 01:02:29 PM  
2 votes:
twocatholicgirls.files.wordpress.com

Remember, it was a woman who killed the Witch King. The dark lord in Tolkien's life's work stood for all that is progressive, leftist, liberal, thus the amalgamation of evil.

I vote Sarah Palin be known henceforth as St. Sarah, Queen of Swords and that she be set free to slay all that is tearing at the fabric of the Republic.
Yes. Let it be so.
2013-01-30 11:23:29 AM  
2 votes:
In all seriousness, she could make a fortune with her own show on QVC. She has a tremendous gift for selling shiat to morons.
2013-01-30 11:16:02 AM  
2 votes:
Assistant Jizz Mopper.
2013-01-30 11:14:43 AM  
2 votes:

PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family


Playing Peg on a reboot of "Married With Children"?
2013-01-30 11:10:05 AM  
2 votes:
Doorstop. My apartment is very windy, and sometimes the wind shuts my bedroom door really hard. It is quite scarry. I would hire Sarah Palin as a door stop. She might be qualified for that.
2013-01-30 11:01:59 AM  
2 votes:
I'd have to vote for Village Idiot or Town Drunk.
Love to see her on the show "Moonshiners"

maybe even the newest "Special Needs" character on Sesame Street? Could call her Derpy Bear.
2013-01-30 11:01:52 AM  
2 votes:
Political Party Invalidator
2013-01-30 11:00:51 AM  
2 votes:
When is this chick going to pose nude?
2013-01-30 10:58:21 AM  
2 votes:
Stay the fark at home.
2013-01-30 10:16:02 AM  
2 votes:
I think that people would pay her just to keep quiet.
2013-01-30 10:15:29 AM  
2 votes:
she could do that thing where she fills a giant room/vault with all of her money and then dive in it. then when she recovers from her broken neck, fox news will feel bad and offer her another contract.
2013-01-30 10:12:52 AM  
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x282]


That guy was only pretending to be stupid.
2013-01-30 08:13:16 AM  
2 votes:
The town crier of Barrow, AK?
2013-01-30 08:06:25 PM  
1 votes:

swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.


OK... So I can't find any movie or song titles in this post, so what's the gimmick here?
2013-01-30 01:04:36 PM  
1 votes:
Continue to make millions while Fark Liberals try to be witty from their Grandma's basement.
2013-01-30 12:29:10 PM  
1 votes:
Five words:

"Bring in the Stunt Anus!"
2013-01-30 11:55:36 AM  
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: jizz mopper


FTFY
2013-01-30 11:50:45 AM  
1 votes:
Secretary of Inferior?
2013-01-30 11:42:43 AM  
1 votes:
She might be good at DVDA
2013-01-30 11:32:49 AM  
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: jizz mopper


HA!

abfalter: ASSISTANT crack-ho.


HA-HA!

Your tiny fists, shaking. Show them to me!
2013-01-30 11:32:08 AM  
1 votes:
cum dumpster
2013-01-30 11:29:03 AM  
1 votes:

Loucifer: In all seriousness, she could make a fortune with her own show on QVC. She has a tremendous gift for selling shiat to morons.


We would have the added bonus of being able to tune in and see a former GOP rising star and VP candidate shilling face cream.
2013-01-30 11:22:39 AM  
1 votes:
Paul Revere reenactor?
2013-01-30 11:17:17 AM  
1 votes:
ASSISTANT crack-ho.
2013-01-30 11:16:34 AM  
1 votes:
jizz mopper
2013-01-30 11:09:11 AM  
1 votes:

ToastTheRabbit: I'd have to vote for Village Idiot or Town Drunk.
Love to see her on the show "Moonshiners"

maybe even the newest "Special Needs" character on Sesame Street? Could call her Derpy Bear.


Hey, if a small group of PC police idiots got Hasbro to get this Derpy

images.wikia.com

completely removed from a cartoon because the name "Derpy" and the wonky eyes were "offensive", you don't think they would let an actual retarded person be on Sesame Street with the name "Derpy", do you?
2013-01-30 11:04:42 AM  
1 votes:

daywin: She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip


www.trilobite.org
Have some standards.
2013-01-30 11:04:29 AM  
1 votes:

doczoidberg: When is this chick going to pose nude?


Maybe she'll do a mother/daughter shoot with Bristol?
2013-01-30 11:03:48 AM  
1 votes:
Zzzziiiipp.
2013-01-30 11:02:41 AM  
1 votes:
Crash test dummy for the iranian space program
2013-01-30 11:02:17 AM  
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.


Add Irvine Welsh and I'm there, dude.
2013-01-30 11:00:10 AM  
1 votes:

Chariset: Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package

Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.


No way.  Anything to keep her OUT of Alaska is fine by me.
2013-01-30 10:58:41 AM  
1 votes:
Whore of Congress.
2013-01-30 10:58:04 AM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: President of the New United States of Real America!


ftfy. and if you don't think that position is comin available, then boy you aint been payin attention.
2013-01-30 10:36:11 AM  
1 votes:
Replacement for Steve Irwin.

"Crikey!  It's lame stream media reporter!  Watch the mouth, that's where the lies come from.  We're going to want to be careful...y'know"
2013-01-30 10:18:51 AM  
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Dr Dreidel: Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x282]

That guy was only pretending to be stupid.


I know, just the first thing I thought of. I wanted to have some sort of Bright Sarah accompanying text below it, but I couldn't think of anything insipid enough. What kind of scheme could she help the guys with - fleecing the rubes out of fame-whore money?

Plus, I feel like her whole schtick has been done to death.

// LIKE HER ADULT DAUGHTERS, AMIRITE
2013-01-30 09:52:39 AM  
1 votes:
I think she'd make an awesome Moose wrangler/whisperer.
2013-01-30 09:50:31 AM  
1 votes:
Jump the fence in her media-hackery like Ariana Huffington?
2013-01-30 09:02:24 AM  
1 votes:

BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.


in fairness, we don't know what the actual numbers are since they never release the numbers. For all we know "all time high" could just mean 3 dozen in a week
2013-01-30 08:22:18 AM  
1 votes:
I think that she'd be a great spokesperson for Herbalife or Amway.
 
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