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2013-01-30 09:26:51 AM
6 votes:

PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family


No, Edith was loveable.
2013-01-30 09:31:02 AM
5 votes:
CIA interrogator.

5 minutes with her voice and stream-of-nonsense could make the best trained operatives break.
2013-01-30 09:02:24 AM
5 votes:

BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.


in fairness, we don't know what the actual numbers are since they never release the numbers. For all we know "all time high" could just mean 3 dozen in a week
2013-01-30 10:16:02 AM
4 votes:
I think that people would pay her just to keep quiet.
2013-01-30 11:00:51 AM
3 votes:
When is this chick going to pose nude?
2013-01-30 10:56:45 AM
3 votes:
President of the United States of America!
2013-01-30 09:51:04 AM
3 votes:
Person who can't perform the simplest functions on infomercials.

*stirs coffee - cup explodes*

"Has this ever happened to you?"
2013-01-30 09:27:59 AM
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family

No, Edith was loveable.


And smarter.
2013-01-30 09:27:21 AM
3 votes:

BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.


Its a little soon, don't you think?  Of course their memberships are up now, from the same people who are stockpiling weapons and ammo for some reason.

Let's see how their membership is doing one year from now, after existing members who have become disgusted with them after Sandy Hook have had the chance to their memberships lapse.
2013-01-30 08:23:26 AM
3 votes:
Fluffer.

I had to post this?  You guys are getting slow.
2013-01-30 08:07:03 AM
3 votes:
She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.
2013-01-30 01:04:36 PM
2 votes:
Continue to make millions while Fark Liberals try to be witty from their Grandma's basement.
2013-01-30 11:23:29 AM
2 votes:
In all seriousness, she could make a fortune with her own show on QVC. She has a tremendous gift for selling shiat to morons.
2013-01-30 11:15:35 AM
2 votes:
What would it matter? She'd just abruptly quit the job in 18 months anyway...
2013-01-30 11:12:00 AM
2 votes:
Ambassador to Somalia?
2013-01-30 11:03:03 AM
2 votes:
No, I really can't do better because the woman should just stay home. The less involvement she has with society, the better.
2013-01-30 10:05:39 AM
2 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.


img.photobucket.com
2013-01-30 09:25:21 AM
2 votes:
Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family
2013-01-30 09:15:11 AM
2 votes:
She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip
2013-01-30 08:26:23 AM
2 votes:
I've got 100 roses if she does outcalls.
2013-01-30 08:22:18 AM
2 votes:
I think that she'd be a great spokesperson for Herbalife or Amway.
2013-01-30 01:37:16 PM
1 votes:

milesl: Continue to make millions while Fark Liberals try to be witty from their Grandma's basement.



Spoken like one of the chumps who helped make her a millionaire.
2013-01-30 12:44:19 PM
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: daywin: She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip

I would pay to not see her. Stripping or otherwise.

She's a pig, but more irritating.


stick some lipstick on her and have a good time. you never farked a ugly women in your life, go ahead and lie to me
2013-01-30 11:53:12 AM
1 votes:

swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.


Can't tell if your joking or just retarded.
2013-01-30 11:44:04 AM
1 votes:
When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.
2013-01-30 11:36:41 AM
1 votes:
Fry cook. At a knock-off Burger King.
2013-01-30 11:19:22 AM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.

Its a little soon, don't you think?  Of course their memberships are up now, from the same people who are stockpiling weapons and ammo for some reason.

Let's see how their membership is doing one year from now, after existing members who have become disgusted with them after Sandy Hook have had the chance to their memberships lapse.



Personally, this new round of "let's go after the bill of rights because of another scare" has had me teetering on the edge of joining the NRA myself.

My only problem is that the NRA is in practice a defacto political arm of the republican party and I am more than a little reluctant to contribute to anyone who will contribute to republican election victories going forward. If it wasn't for that I'd have joined already, so I think this whole "debate" has probably sparked some real interest in more folks joining the NRA.

I could be wrong, but I think the ACLU is pretty much concerned with all the other amendments in the bill of rights other than the 2nd. If that wasn't the case I'd have sent a donation to them instead.


Back on topic, I think the only jobs I might recommend for Sarah Palin involve the prefixes "blow" and "hand".
2013-01-30 11:15:31 AM
1 votes:
Is it just me or does she sound almost exactly like the mom from the kids cartoon series Bobby's World?
2013-01-30 11:13:08 AM
1 votes:
Sarah Palin, Anal Bleaching Technician.
2013-01-30 11:09:11 AM
1 votes:

ToastTheRabbit: I'd have to vote for Village Idiot or Town Drunk.
Love to see her on the show "Moonshiners"

maybe even the newest "Special Needs" character on Sesame Street? Could call her Derpy Bear.


Hey, if a small group of PC police idiots got Hasbro to get this Derpy

images.wikia.com

completely removed from a cartoon because the name "Derpy" and the wonky eyes were "offensive", you don't think they would let an actual retarded person be on Sesame Street with the name "Derpy", do you?
2013-01-30 11:04:42 AM
1 votes:

daywin: She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip


www.trilobite.org
Have some standards.
2013-01-30 11:02:48 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: CIA interrogator.

5 minutes with her voice and stream-of-nonsense could make the best trained operatives break.


I'd break in under a minute.

/women's voice is like fingernails on a blackboard to me
2013-01-30 11:02:40 AM
1 votes:
Unemployment for her is fine with me. Maybe she'll take up Erin Moran's path.
2013-01-30 11:01:52 AM
1 votes:
Political Party Invalidator
2013-01-30 10:59:56 AM
1 votes:
Moose Whisperer.
2013-01-30 10:58:41 AM
1 votes:
Whore of Congress.
2013-01-30 10:58:21 AM
1 votes:
Stay the fark at home.
2013-01-30 10:58:00 AM
1 votes:
Potato farmer or Taco Bell employee
2013-01-30 10:35:21 AM
1 votes:
I suppose she could be the idiot on an American version of Idiot Abroad.

Drop her off in Tibet with twenty bucks and a camera crew, and enjoy the laughs and cringe-worthy antics.
2013-01-30 10:12:52 AM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x282]


That guy was only pretending to be stupid.
2013-01-30 09:53:22 AM
1 votes:

BillCo: Fluffer.


FEMALE fluffer.  Now we're talking.

/shaddup, it's my brain I can write what I want
2013-01-30 09:24:32 AM
1 votes:
She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.
2013-01-30 09:08:33 AM
1 votes:

somedude210: BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.

in fairness, we don't know what the actual numbers are since they never release the numbers. For all we know "all time high" could just mean 3 dozen in a week


Read much?
2013-01-30 08:19:11 AM
1 votes:
I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.
2013-01-30 08:13:16 AM
1 votes:
The town crier of Barrow, AK?
 
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