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2013-01-30 08:07:03 AM  
She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.
 
2013-01-30 08:13:16 AM  
The town crier of Barrow, AK?
 
2013-01-30 08:19:11 AM  
I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.
 
2013-01-30 08:22:18 AM  
I think that she'd be a great spokesperson for Herbalife or Amway.
 
2013-01-30 08:23:26 AM  
Fluffer.

I had to post this?  You guys are getting slow.
 
2013-01-30 08:26:23 AM  
I've got 100 roses if she does outcalls.
 
2013-01-30 08:29:05 AM  

kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.


Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.
 
2013-01-30 08:43:46 AM  
Special American Envoy to Mars - Grifter Division
 
2013-01-30 09:02:24 AM  

BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.


in fairness, we don't know what the actual numbers are since they never release the numbers. For all we know "all time high" could just mean 3 dozen in a week
 
2013-01-30 09:08:33 AM  

somedude210: BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.

in fairness, we don't know what the actual numbers are since they never release the numbers. For all we know "all time high" could just mean 3 dozen in a week


Read much?
 
2013-01-30 09:15:11 AM  
She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip
 
2013-01-30 09:24:32 AM  
She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.
 
2013-01-30 09:25:21 AM  
Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family
 
2013-01-30 09:26:51 AM  

PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family


No, Edith was loveable.
 
2013-01-30 09:27:21 AM  

BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.


Its a little soon, don't you think?  Of course their memberships are up now, from the same people who are stockpiling weapons and ammo for some reason.

Let's see how their membership is doing one year from now, after existing members who have become disgusted with them after Sandy Hook have had the chance to their memberships lapse.
 
2013-01-30 09:27:59 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family

No, Edith was loveable.


And smarter.
 
2013-01-30 09:31:02 AM  
CIA interrogator.

5 minutes with her voice and stream-of-nonsense could make the best trained operatives break.
 
2013-01-30 09:32:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.


I wonder if James Joyce starts to sound like "See Spot run..." when she reads him aloud.
 
2013-01-30 09:49:15 AM  
Easy...magazine salesman.
 
2013-01-30 09:49:42 AM  

Diogenes: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.

I wonder if James Joyce starts to sound like "See Spot run..." when she reads him aloud.


Naw, it'll be a lot of stuttering and sounding things out FO-NET-TIK-ILL-LEE.
 
2013-01-30 09:50:31 AM  
Jump the fence in her media-hackery like Ariana Huffington?
 
2013-01-30 09:51:04 AM  
Person who can't perform the simplest functions on infomercials.

*stirs coffee - cup explodes*

"Has this ever happened to you?"
 
2013-01-30 09:52:39 AM  
I think she'd make an awesome Moose wrangler/whisperer.
 
2013-01-30 09:53:22 AM  

BillCo: Fluffer.


FEMALE fluffer.  Now we're talking.

/shaddup, it's my brain I can write what I want
 
2013-01-30 10:05:39 AM  

Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 10:12:52 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x282]


That guy was only pretending to be stupid.
 
2013-01-30 10:15:29 AM  
she could do that thing where she fills a giant room/vault with all of her money and then dive in it. then when she recovers from her broken neck, fox news will feel bad and offer her another contract.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:02 AM  
I think that people would pay her just to keep quiet.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:47 AM  
I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package
 
2013-01-30 10:18:51 AM  

Trivia Jockey: Dr Dreidel: Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x282]

That guy was only pretending to be stupid.


I know, just the first thing I thought of. I wanted to have some sort of Bright Sarah accompanying text below it, but I couldn't think of anything insipid enough. What kind of scheme could she help the guys with - fleecing the rubes out of fame-whore money?

Plus, I feel like her whole schtick has been done to death.

// LIKE HER ADULT DAUGHTERS, AMIRITE
 
2013-01-30 10:27:03 AM  

Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package


Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.
 
2013-01-30 10:35:21 AM  
I suppose she could be the idiot on an American version of Idiot Abroad.

Drop her off in Tibet with twenty bucks and a camera crew, and enjoy the laughs and cringe-worthy antics.
 
2013-01-30 10:36:11 AM  
Replacement for Steve Irwin.

"Crikey!  It's lame stream media reporter!  Watch the mouth, that's where the lies come from.  We're going to want to be careful...y'know"
 
2013-01-30 10:56:45 AM  
President of the United States of America!
 
2013-01-30 10:58:00 AM  
Potato farmer or Taco Bell employee
 
2013-01-30 10:58:03 AM  
Celebrity guest star on peopleofwalmart.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:04 AM  

WhippingBoy: President of the New United States of Real America!


ftfy. and if you don't think that position is comin available, then boy you aint been payin attention.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:21 AM  
Stay the fark at home.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:41 AM  
Whore of Congress.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:48 AM  
I read it as Hufflepuff. Damnit. I haven't read the novels at the instigation of a giggly girlfriend in years.
 
2013-01-30 10:59:37 AM  
A poster child for why you SHOULD get an abortion.
 
2013-01-30 10:59:40 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves


if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.


If you point a camera at her, she'll do an impression of a speed camera? Very meta.

www.rtfa.net


pic is borrowed
 
2013-01-30 10:59:56 AM  
Moose Whisperer.
 
2013-01-30 11:00:10 AM  

Chariset: Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package

Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.


No way.  Anything to keep her OUT of Alaska is fine by me.
 
2013-01-30 11:00:16 AM  
When is Bristol's sex tape coming out?
 
2013-01-30 11:00:28 AM  
Tard wrangler
 
2013-01-30 11:00:32 AM  
Crash test dummy.
 
2013-01-30 11:00:51 AM  
When is this chick going to pose nude?
 
2013-01-30 11:01:52 AM  
Political Party Invalidator
 
2013-01-30 11:01:58 AM  

gilgigamesh: She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.


That's not mud....
 
2013-01-30 11:01:59 AM  
I'd have to vote for Village Idiot or Town Drunk.
Love to see her on the show "Moonshiners"

maybe even the newest "Special Needs" character on Sesame Street? Could call her Derpy Bear.
 
2013-01-30 11:02:17 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.


Add Irvine Welsh and I'm there, dude.
 
2013-01-30 11:02:40 AM  
Unemployment for her is fine with me. Maybe she'll take up Erin Moran's path.
 
2013-01-30 11:02:41 AM  
Crash test dummy for the iranian space program
 
2013-01-30 11:02:48 AM  

Diogenes: CIA interrogator.

5 minutes with her voice and stream-of-nonsense could make the best trained operatives break.


I'd break in under a minute.

/women's voice is like fingernails on a blackboard to me
 
2013-01-30 11:03:03 AM  
No, I really can't do better because the woman should just stay home. The less involvement she has with society, the better.
 
2013-01-30 11:03:06 AM  

Diogenes: Person who can't perform the simplest functions on infomercials.

*stirs coffee - cup explodes*

"Has this ever happened to you?"


"New Shimmer is a FLOOR WAX!"

gilgigamesh: She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.


Make them eat half a dozen servings of activia and a box of prunes washed down with a freshly stirred glass of metamucil. Won't be mud they'd be wrestling in.

/rule 34
 
2013-01-30 11:03:44 AM  
woman's (singular)
 
2013-01-30 11:03:48 AM  
Zzzziiiipp.
 
2013-01-30 11:03:59 AM  

Ishkur


Add Irvine Welsh and I'm there, dude.


Silly trivia: Welsh played Mikey Forrester in 'Trainspotting'.
 
2013-01-30 11:04:29 AM  

doczoidberg: When is this chick going to pose nude?


Maybe she'll do a mother/daughter shoot with Bristol?
 
2013-01-30 11:04:42 AM  

daywin: She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip


www.trilobite.org
Have some standards.
 
2013-01-30 11:07:06 AM  
Mining complex comfort woman
 
2013-01-30 11:09:11 AM  

ToastTheRabbit: I'd have to vote for Village Idiot or Town Drunk.
Love to see her on the show "Moonshiners"

maybe even the newest "Special Needs" character on Sesame Street? Could call her Derpy Bear.


Hey, if a small group of PC police idiots got Hasbro to get this Derpy

images.wikia.com

completely removed from a cartoon because the name "Derpy" and the wonky eyes were "offensive", you don't think they would let an actual retarded person be on Sesame Street with the name "Derpy", do you?
 
2013-01-30 11:10:05 AM  
Doorstop. My apartment is very windy, and sometimes the wind shuts my bedroom door really hard. It is quite scarry. I would hire Sarah Palin as a door stop. She might be qualified for that.
 
2013-01-30 11:12:00 AM  
Ambassador to Somalia?
 
2013-01-30 11:12:04 AM  
Train wreck simulator.
 
2013-01-30 11:13:08 AM  
Sarah Palin, Anal Bleaching Technician.
 
2013-01-30 11:13:31 AM  
She should moderate all the Fark greenlights about her. That would definitely keep her busy.
 
2013-01-30 11:14:08 AM  
Bear Grylls needs a sidekick.

\I'd pay to see Sarah Palin drink Bear Grills' urine once per episode
 
2013-01-30 11:14:43 AM  

PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family


Playing Peg on a reboot of "Married With Children"?
 
2013-01-30 11:15:31 AM  
Is it just me or does she sound almost exactly like the mom from the kids cartoon series Bobby's World?
 
2013-01-30 11:15:35 AM  
What would it matter? She'd just abruptly quit the job in 18 months anyway...
 
2013-01-30 11:16:02 AM  
Assistant Jizz Mopper.
 
2013-01-30 11:16:34 AM  
jizz mopper
 
2013-01-30 11:17:17 AM  
ASSISTANT crack-ho.
 
2013-01-30 11:19:22 AM  

gilgigamesh: BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.

Its a little soon, don't you think?  Of course their memberships are up now, from the same people who are stockpiling weapons and ammo for some reason.

Let's see how their membership is doing one year from now, after existing members who have become disgusted with them after Sandy Hook have had the chance to their memberships lapse.



Personally, this new round of "let's go after the bill of rights because of another scare" has had me teetering on the edge of joining the NRA myself.

My only problem is that the NRA is in practice a defacto political arm of the republican party and I am more than a little reluctant to contribute to anyone who will contribute to republican election victories going forward. If it wasn't for that I'd have joined already, so I think this whole "debate" has probably sparked some real interest in more folks joining the NRA.

I could be wrong, but I think the ACLU is pretty much concerned with all the other amendments in the bill of rights other than the 2nd. If that wasn't the case I'd have sent a donation to them instead.


Back on topic, I think the only jobs I might recommend for Sarah Palin involve the prefixes "blow" and "hand".
 
2013-01-30 11:21:44 AM  
Mine canary or a Sherpa in a land far, far away.
 
2013-01-30 11:22:39 AM  
Paul Revere reenactor?
 
2013-01-30 11:23:29 AM  
In all seriousness, she could make a fortune with her own show on QVC. She has a tremendous gift for selling shiat to morons.
 
2013-01-30 11:23:45 AM  
I actually think she's fairly hot. I also "heard" that a porn flick was made with someone who looks a lot like her.
 
2013-01-30 11:25:08 AM  
Lewis Black's personal Ball Washer.
 
2013-01-30 11:29:03 AM  

Loucifer: In all seriousness, she could make a fortune with her own show on QVC. She has a tremendous gift for selling shiat to morons.


We would have the added bonus of being able to tune in and see a former GOP rising star and VP candidate shilling face cream.
 
2013-01-30 11:30:46 AM  
Lisa Ann's fisting double...
 
2013-01-30 11:32:08 AM  
cum dumpster
 
2013-01-30 11:32:18 AM  
Tina Fey stand in.
 
2013-01-30 11:32:45 AM  

Deucednuisance: Assistant Jizz Mopper.


Assistant TO the jizz mopping crack ho who fluffs from time to time.
 
2013-01-30 11:32:49 AM  

moothemagiccow: jizz mopper


HA!

abfalter: ASSISTANT crack-ho.


HA-HA!

Your tiny fists, shaking. Show them to me!
 
2013-01-30 11:33:20 AM  
Assistant TO the jizz mopping crack ho who fluffs from time to time.
 
2013-01-30 11:35:27 AM  

Wobble: Lewis Black's personal Ball Washer.


Scrubbing and rinsing, scrubbing and rinsing.
 
2013-01-30 11:36:41 AM  
Fry cook. At a knock-off Burger King.
 
2013-01-30 11:37:10 AM  

mongbiohazard: gilgigamesh: BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.

Its a little soon, don't you think?  Of course their memberships are up now, from the same people who are stockpiling weapons and ammo for some reason.

Let's see how their membership is doing one year from now, after existing members who have become disgusted with them after Sandy Hook have had the chance to their memberships lapse.


Personally, this new round of "let's go after the bill of rights because of another scare" has had me teetering on the edge of joining the NRA myself.

My only problem is that the NRA is in practice a defacto political arm of the republican party and I am more than a little reluctant to contribute to anyone who will contribute to republican election victories going forward. If it wasn't for that I'd have joined already, so I think this whole "debate" has probably sparked some real interest in more folks joining the NRA.

I could be wrong, but I think the ACLU is pretty much concerned with all the other amendments in the bill of rights other than the 2nd. If that wasn't the case I'd have sent a donation to them instead.


Back on topic, I think the only jobs I might recommend for Sarah Palin involve the prefixes "blow" and "hand".


So, the Republicans are to the NRA what Sinn Fein is to IRA? That makes a lot of sense all of a sudden..
 
2013-01-30 11:39:50 AM  

Chariset: Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package

Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.


Oh god, this would be the best Wild Kingdom EVER. "While Bob wrestles the Palin and fits the tracking tag on her ear, I would like to talk to you about Mutual of Omaha"
 
2013-01-30 11:40:34 AM  
3 way outcall with Bristol.
 
2013-01-30 11:41:38 AM  
Sandwich Artist
 
2013-01-30 11:42:43 AM  
She might be good at DVDA
 
2013-01-30 11:44:04 AM  
When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.
 
2013-01-30 11:44:33 AM  
Was running HuffPost one of the suggestions? Even with a potato at the helm they might get better articles and raise the intelligence of their average reader.
 
2013-01-30 11:47:16 AM  

swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.


That was kinda beautiful. Needs a bit of work, but you're getting there ;)
 
d3
2013-01-30 11:50:01 AM  
Playboy.
 
2013-01-30 11:50:45 AM  
Secretary of Inferior?
 
2013-01-30 11:53:07 AM  

Snotboble: Secretary of Inferior?


Secretary of Misstate.
Secretary of Hagculture
 
2013-01-30 11:53:12 AM  

swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.


Can't tell if your joking or just retarded.
 
2013-01-30 11:55:36 AM  

moothemagiccow: jizz mopper


FTFY
 
2013-01-30 11:58:39 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.

That was kinda beautiful. Needs a bit of work, but you're getting there ;)


And just what articles have you reads by Sarah Palin?

///All of them!

///snark

///be brain dead by now if that were actually true
 
2013-01-30 12:08:59 PM  

daywin: She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip


I would pay to not see her. Stripping or otherwise.

She's a pig, but more irritating.
 
2013-01-30 12:09:42 PM  

swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.


You had me until "...11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read...".
// 7/10
 
2013-01-30 12:12:06 PM  

Publikwerks: You had me until "...11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read...".


What, the UN Ambassador didn't tip you off?
 
2013-01-30 12:20:18 PM  
Put her down?
 
2013-01-30 12:25:09 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I actually think she's fairly hot. I also "heard" that a porn flick was made with someone who looks a lot like her.


Tina Fey? Hell yeah!
 
2013-01-30 12:29:10 PM  
Five words:

"Bring in the Stunt Anus!"
 
2013-01-30 12:35:16 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Publikwerks: You had me until "...11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read...".

What, the UN Ambassador didn't tip you off?


Well, Republicans used a recess appointment to put Bolton in as UN ambassador.

He said "there is no United Nations... there is an international community that occasionally can be led by the only real power left in the world, and that´s the United States, when it suits our interests, and when we can get others to go along"

So, that part was completely realistic. I could suggest to my parents, as an example, nominating Sarah Palin tot he UN, and they would agree with it. If anything, they would think it was below her.
 
2013-01-30 12:43:14 PM  

Publikwerks: So, that part was completely realistic. I could suggest to my parents, as an example, nominating Sarah Palin tot he UN, and they would agree with it. If anything, they would think it was below her.


Ah, okay. I get what you're saying.

Have also read enough of of swangoatman's comments the past few years to know better.
 
2013-01-30 12:44:19 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: daywin: She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip

I would pay to not see her. Stripping or otherwise.

She's a pig, but more irritating.


stick some lipstick on her and have a good time. you never farked a ugly women in your life, go ahead and lie to me
 
2013-01-30 12:50:01 PM  
Governor of Alaska, Parnell is a moron.
 
2013-01-30 12:53:55 PM  
Personally, I would like to read the obituary on her and Todd going out in a car crash involving the following
 Both nude

Both high on meth
Weedeater
Live Chicken
Peach Preserves.
 
2013-01-30 12:54:17 PM  
Guard at the Russian border. "Now I can literally see Russia from my backyard"
 
2013-01-30 12:56:21 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Hey dere, freedum lovin' mericans, eh? If you want ta' keep yer freedums, ya' better get ta joining my Sarah Palin Gun o' de Month Club. Each an
ev'ry mont, I will be a-sendin' you a gun compliments of der U S Postal boys, eh. You get yerselves two weeks ta' try da gun. If'n you don't liken it, ya' jus' send it right back with the helpful postal service doin' all da work, eh?

But you like yer freedums and ah knows yer gonna like deese here guns, eh? I personally pick each an' ev'ry one o' dem. From plunker 22s to de fitty cal home defense special, each 'n ev'ry mont, you will be happy ta see der postal guy showing up at yer door, eh?

So join the Sarah Palin Gun o' de Month Club today! An if'n you know the other gun lovers who aren't felons, git then ta join. And if'n ya know some felons, have dere wives join fer dem. It's legal and freedom lovin!
 
2013-01-30 01:02:29 PM  
twocatholicgirls.files.wordpress.com

Remember, it was a woman who killed the Witch King. The dark lord in Tolkien's life's work stood for all that is progressive, leftist, liberal, thus the amalgamation of evil.

I vote Sarah Palin be known henceforth as St. Sarah, Queen of Swords and that she be set free to slay all that is tearing at the fabric of the Republic.
Yes. Let it be so.
 
2013-01-30 01:04:36 PM  
Continue to make millions while Fark Liberals try to be witty from their Grandma's basement.
 
2013-01-30 01:04:56 PM  

swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.


Sure, list one article written by her and I'll read it.
 
2013-01-30 01:31:38 PM  
Jizz gargling gutter slut.
 
2013-01-30 01:35:07 PM  

Snotboble: So, the Republicans are to the NRA what Sinn Fein is to IRA? That makes a lot of sense all of a sudden..



IMHO, yeah. That's pretty much my opinion. If the NRA wasn't so far up the ass of the republican party I'd already be a member.
 
2013-01-30 01:35:44 PM  

Omnivorous: Guard at the Russian border. "Now I can literally see Russia from my backyard"


www.truthdig.com
 
2013-01-30 01:37:16 PM  

milesl: Continue to make millions while Fark Liberals try to be witty from their Grandma's basement.



Spoken like one of the chumps who helped make her a millionaire.
 
2013-01-30 01:47:48 PM  
Bull jizz extractor

The hard way
 
2013-01-30 01:53:40 PM  
Fries.
 
2013-01-30 02:04:04 PM  
I am disappointed, my Farker sons and daughters.

Anybody with the Google Fu of a chimpanzee can Google a job for Sarah Palin.

1. Circus clown. (Really, there HAS to be photoshops of this one on the web already.
2. Channel 9 weather girl
3. Gun show autograph-signer and photograph poser
4. Gun show model
5. Shot gun on air-plane wolf-shooting tours
6. Medical tour guide to the the delights of Canadian medicare
7. Siberian wagon train scout
8. Celebrity guest on Alaskan conservative cruise tours
9. Death Panelist
10. Reality Game show host: "Who wants to meet Dr. Kevorkian?"
 
2013-01-30 02:05:28 PM  
STD Technician.... She is already used to working with DICKS!
 
2013-01-30 02:15:59 PM  
Sarah Palin in green and white clown make-up at "Republicans in Clown Make-up",  on the awesomelols site.

Sarah Palin in green, blue and white clown make-up.

Sarah Palin as the Wicked Witch of the West at Right Wing News.

Sarah Palin with a Red Nose.

I don't need to rub it in, but it would have been cool if I could have gone through the whole rainbow to literally illustrate how easy it would be for Sarah Palin to become a professional non-political clown.

One more:

Sarah Palin morphing into a clown (a very disturbing transition)
 
2013-01-30 02:31:45 PM  

Diogenes: Person who can't perform the simplest functions on infomercials.

*stirs coffee - cup explodes*

"Has this ever happened to you?"


I can totally see that!

Btw, why isn't this a photochop thread?
 
2013-01-30 03:18:46 PM  
Sarah Palin & Victoria Jackson in a real-world remake of Thelma & Louise.
 
2013-01-30 03:40:09 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Sarah Palin & Victoria Jackson in a real-world remake of Thelma & Louise.



Dumb & Dumber sounds more fitting.

On second thought, that whole driving off a cliff thing.....hmmmmmm.
 
2013-01-30 03:45:47 PM  
Police Chief of Brainerd, Minnesota
 
2013-01-30 03:52:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I've got 100 roses if she does outcalls.


That's what I was thinking. Especially if she loses the teeth.
 
2013-01-30 08:06:25 PM  

swangoatman: When the train wreck obama administration is finally overthrown by being exposed for the criminal organization it is, Mrs. Palin will make a wonderful Secretary of Interior as well as a very fine choice for UN Ambassador. IF you lemming libs would actually read what she has written instead of attacking a persons for what others have said about her. 11 out of 10 of you scholars have never read her in depth thoughts on any matter. be honest and list just one full article you read by her and critique it fairly. You would be amazed and have a new appreciation of her intellect ,unless you are just prejudging her because of your own hatred of her preferred life goals and beliefs.


OK... So I can't find any movie or song titles in this post, so what's the gimmick here?
 
2013-01-30 08:26:11 PM  
Snarkiness aside, the last suggestion on the article is a good one.  If she became  a spokesperson for special needs kids, she would move from "terrible person" to "terrible person with some redeeming qualities" in my mind.

But since I'm one of those liberals, and therefore not a Real 'Merricun, I guess my opinion wouldn't mean much to her.
 
2013-01-30 08:51:27 PM  

BillCo: Fluffer.

I had to post this?  You guys are getting slow.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-30 09:48:14 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I actually think she's fairly hot. I also "heard" that a porn flick was made with someone who looks a lot like her.


http://www.xvideos.com/video273185/sarah_palin_lookalike_gets_farked _h ard
Just something I heard about too.
 
2013-01-31 02:17:20 AM  
Night deposit box at a sperm bank.
 
2013-01-31 05:53:14 AM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: daywin: She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip

I would pay to not see her. Stripping or otherwise.

She's a pig, but more irritating.


Lipstick tester.
 
2013-01-31 12:56:41 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: [twocatholicgirls.files.wordpress.com image 759x775]

Remember, it was a woman who killed the Witch King. The dark lord in Tolkien's life's work stood for all that is progressive, leftist, liberal, thus the amalgamation of evil.

I vote Sarah Palin be known henceforth as St. Sarah, Queen of Swords and that she be set free to slay all that is tearing at the fabric of the Republic.
Yes. Let it be so.


I know better, but still...
Actually Sauron and the forces of Mordor in the Tolkien books represent the Industrial world and its desire to consume the natural world before it. So quite the opposite of what you state, the Witch King of Angmar is more like a Koch brother or Rupert Murdock or Rush Limbaugh...  just saying, the allegory is quite the opposite of what you are trying to portray.
 
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