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2013-01-30 08:07:03 AM  
She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.
 
2013-01-30 08:13:16 AM  
The town crier of Barrow, AK?
 
2013-01-30 08:19:11 AM  
I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.
 
2013-01-30 08:22:18 AM  
I think that she'd be a great spokesperson for Herbalife or Amway.
 
2013-01-30 08:23:26 AM  
Fluffer.

I had to post this?  You guys are getting slow.
 
2013-01-30 08:26:23 AM  
I've got 100 roses if she does outcalls.
 
2013-01-30 08:29:05 AM  

kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.


Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.
 
2013-01-30 08:43:46 AM  
Special American Envoy to Mars - Grifter Division
 
2013-01-30 09:02:24 AM  

BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.


in fairness, we don't know what the actual numbers are since they never release the numbers. For all we know "all time high" could just mean 3 dozen in a week
 
2013-01-30 09:08:33 AM  

somedude210: BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.

in fairness, we don't know what the actual numbers are since they never release the numbers. For all we know "all time high" could just mean 3 dozen in a week


Read much?
 
2013-01-30 09:15:11 AM  
She could do the stripper tour, I would pay to see her strip
 
2013-01-30 09:24:32 AM  
She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.
 
2013-01-30 09:25:21 AM  
Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family
 
2013-01-30 09:26:51 AM  

PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family


No, Edith was loveable.
 
2013-01-30 09:27:21 AM  

BillCo: kid_icarus: I hear the NRA could use some PR help these days.

Yeah, that's why new memberships are at an all time high, because they have an image problem.  Yeah, that's it.


Its a little soon, don't you think?  Of course their memberships are up now, from the same people who are stockpiling weapons and ammo for some reason.

Let's see how their membership is doing one year from now, after existing members who have become disgusted with them after Sandy Hook have had the chance to their memberships lapse.
 
2013-01-30 09:27:59 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: PreMortem: Playing Edith on a new version of All in the Family

No, Edith was loveable.


And smarter.
 
2013-01-30 09:31:02 AM  
CIA interrogator.

5 minutes with her voice and stream-of-nonsense could make the best trained operatives break.
 
2013-01-30 09:32:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.


I wonder if James Joyce starts to sound like "See Spot run..." when she reads him aloud.
 
2013-01-30 09:49:15 AM  
Easy...magazine salesman.
 
2013-01-30 09:49:42 AM  

Diogenes: Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's going to translate James Joyce and Anthony Burgess into what she imagines English to be, and, if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.

I wonder if James Joyce starts to sound like "See Spot run..." when she reads him aloud.


Naw, it'll be a lot of stuttering and sounding things out FO-NET-TIK-ILL-LEE.
 
2013-01-30 09:50:31 AM  
Jump the fence in her media-hackery like Ariana Huffington?
 
2013-01-30 09:51:04 AM  
Person who can't perform the simplest functions on infomercials.

*stirs coffee - cup explodes*

"Has this ever happened to you?"
 
2013-01-30 09:52:39 AM  
I think she'd make an awesome Moose wrangler/whisperer.
 
2013-01-30 09:53:22 AM  

BillCo: Fluffer.


FEMALE fluffer.  Now we're talking.

/shaddup, it's my brain I can write what I want
 
2013-01-30 10:05:39 AM  

Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 10:12:52 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x282]


That guy was only pretending to be stupid.
 
2013-01-30 10:15:29 AM  
she could do that thing where she fills a giant room/vault with all of her money and then dive in it. then when she recovers from her broken neck, fox news will feel bad and offer her another contract.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:02 AM  
I think that people would pay her just to keep quiet.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:47 AM  
I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package
 
2013-01-30 10:18:51 AM  

Trivia Jockey: Dr Dreidel: Trivia Jockey: Easy...magazine salesman.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x282]

That guy was only pretending to be stupid.


I know, just the first thing I thought of. I wanted to have some sort of Bright Sarah accompanying text below it, but I couldn't think of anything insipid enough. What kind of scheme could she help the guys with - fleecing the rubes out of fame-whore money?

Plus, I feel like her whole schtick has been done to death.

// LIKE HER ADULT DAUGHTERS, AMIRITE
 
2013-01-30 10:27:03 AM  

Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package


Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.
 
2013-01-30 10:35:21 AM  
I suppose she could be the idiot on an American version of Idiot Abroad.

Drop her off in Tibet with twenty bucks and a camera crew, and enjoy the laughs and cringe-worthy antics.
 
2013-01-30 10:36:11 AM  
Replacement for Steve Irwin.

"Crikey!  It's lame stream media reporter!  Watch the mouth, that's where the lies come from.  We're going to want to be careful...y'know"
 
2013-01-30 10:56:45 AM  
President of the United States of America!
 
2013-01-30 10:58:00 AM  
Potato farmer or Taco Bell employee
 
2013-01-30 10:58:03 AM  
Celebrity guest star on peopleofwalmart.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:04 AM  

WhippingBoy: President of the New United States of Real America!


ftfy. and if you don't think that position is comin available, then boy you aint been payin attention.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:21 AM  
Stay the fark at home.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:41 AM  
Whore of Congress.
 
2013-01-30 10:58:48 AM  
I read it as Hufflepuff. Damnit. I haven't read the novels at the instigation of a giggly girlfriend in years.
 
2013-01-30 10:59:37 AM  
A poster child for why you SHOULD get an abortion.
 
2013-01-30 10:59:40 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves


if you point a camera at her, she'll do it while wearing a burning tire around her neck.


If you point a camera at her, she'll do an impression of a speed camera? Very meta.

www.rtfa.net


pic is borrowed
 
2013-01-30 10:59:56 AM  
Moose Whisperer.
 
2013-01-30 11:00:10 AM  

Chariset: Makh: I say we let her go.

/Give her a nice severance package

Nah, just take her back to Alaska and set her free.


No way.  Anything to keep her OUT of Alaska is fine by me.
 
2013-01-30 11:00:16 AM  
When is Bristol's sex tape coming out?
 
2013-01-30 11:00:28 AM  
Tard wrangler
 
2013-01-30 11:00:32 AM  
Crash test dummy.
 
2013-01-30 11:00:51 AM  
When is this chick going to pose nude?
 
2013-01-30 11:01:52 AM  
Political Party Invalidator
 
2013-01-30 11:01:58 AM  

gilgigamesh: She could mud wrestle Jamie Lee Curtis for the Activia spokesperson gig.

No biting, ladies.


That's not mud....
 
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