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(WTKR)   Protip: If you're a 17-year-old girl and rob a pizza delivery driver, make sure to take his phone and car keys. Otherwise he'll just follow you as you flee on your bicycle and call the cops   (wtkr.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-30 08:59:33 AM
Cunning plan foiled.
 
2013-01-30 09:01:28 AM
yeah, but was she hot?
 
2013-01-30 09:03:21 AM
But why would she call the cops while fleeing on her bike?
 
2013-01-30 09:04:44 AM
Newport News, VA. That spells the rest of it out for me.
 
2013-01-30 09:07:28 AM

a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!
 
2013-01-30 09:09:15 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!


You know the best thing about having sex with 17 year-olds?
 
2013-01-30 09:18:42 AM

Barfmaker: Englebert Slaptyback: a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!

You know the best thing about having sex with 17 year-olds?


justcomedies.com

No matter how old you get, they stay the same age...
 
2013-01-30 09:24:35 AM
Late last night, a Dominos Driver was robbed after trying to deliver a pie on Rebecca Place

Did Rebecca Place specifically ask for the pizza to be delivered on her?
 
2013-01-30 09:26:57 AM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Barfmaker: Englebert Slaptyback: a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!

You know the best thing about having sex with 17 year-olds?

[justcomedies.com image 400x300]

No matter how old you get, they stay the same age...


api.ning.com
 
2013-01-30 09:29:39 AM
Always worked in GTA3.
 
2013-01-30 09:29:54 AM
damn those inner-city youths and their colored bandannas robbing working people at gunpoint
 
2013-01-30 09:30:24 AM
What if you're an 18-year-old girl, what then?
 
2013-01-30 09:37:27 AM

devilEther: What if you're an 18-year-old girl, what then?



Then it's less naughty.

Therefore, less hot.
 
2013-01-30 09:44:51 AM
is it just me, or did that story fail to satisfy my curiosity.  so, 1 guy robbed the pizza guy with a gun.  he got away.  she was on a bike and didn't get away.  how did these two work together to rob the pizza guy?
 
2013-01-30 09:55:08 AM

danpanic77: Newport News, VA. That spells the rest of it out for me.


does that imply a certain demographic to you then?
 
2013-01-30 10:02:56 AM
Did this story fall out of a Neal Stephenson novel?
 
2013-01-30 10:05:57 AM

pute kisses like a man: is it just me, or did that story fail to satisfy my curiosity.  so, 1 guy robbed the pizza guy with a gun.  he got away.  she was on a bike and didn't get away.  how did these two work together to rob the pizza guy?


She stopped the delivery driver, chatted him up, meanwhile boyfriend approaches from another direction and points the pistol at the driver and catches him off guard. Both make their getaways in opposite directions.

/bike girl apparently was stupid enough to stick to the city streets I guess
 
2013-01-30 10:06:52 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!


By the time they hit 17 most of them have lost their hyphenation.;)
 
2013-01-30 10:10:04 AM
This thread is so like what I don't know
 
2013-01-30 10:10:10 AM
Probably not the type of 17 year old girl action that the pizza delivery man was expecting.

/brown chicken brown cow
 
2013-01-30 10:13:48 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: yeah, but was she hot?


Newport News... probably not. In fact most likely not.
 
2013-01-30 10:14:39 AM
www.sffl.comcastbiz.net

/Something tells me he won't press charges.
 
2013-01-30 10:15:25 AM

Barfmaker: Englebert Slaptyback: a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!

You know the best thing about having sex with 17 year-olds?


There's 17 of them?
 
2013-01-30 10:22:19 AM

Father_Jack: danpanic77: Newport News, VA. That spells the rest of it out for me.

does that imply a certain demographic to you then?


I think he is calling a spade a spade.
 
2013-01-30 10:24:37 AM

Onkel Buck: Father_Jack: danpanic77: Newport News, VA. That spells the rest of it out for me.

does that imply a certain demographic to you then?

I think he is calling a spade a spade.


www.clevescene.com

/oblig
 
2013-01-30 10:26:55 AM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Onkel Buck: Father_Jack: danpanic77: Newport News, VA. That spells the rest of it out for me.

does that imply a certain demographic to you then?

I think he is calling a spade a spade.

[www.clevescene.com image 265x236]

/oblig


Shovels are racist? We should ban them
 
2013-01-30 11:46:47 AM
But why would she be the one to call the cops, Subby?
 
2013-01-30 11:53:07 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: But why would she be the one to call the cops, Subby?


It's an XK-Red-27 technique.
 
2013-01-30 12:36:40 PM
 
2013-01-30 12:45:40 PM
Damn, we get a lot of headlines from here in Hampton Roads.
 
2013-01-30 01:20:11 PM

sleep lack: Did this story fall out of a Neal Stephenson novel?


Nope, the driver didn't get pooned.
 
2013-01-30 01:32:15 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Englebert Slaptyback: a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!

By the time they hit 17 most of them have lost their hyphenation.;)


Yeah, that comment and your username...
 
2013-01-30 01:35:02 PM

wambu: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: /oblig

Who is that kid?


It's from the show Wonder Showzen. Wonder Showzen is an American sketch comedy television series that aired between 2005 and 2006 on MTV2. It was created by John Lee and Vernon Chatman of PFFR. The show is rated TV-MA.
 
2013-01-30 01:51:02 PM

A Shambling Mound: This thread is so like what I don't know


like and such as?
 
2013-01-30 02:27:45 PM

Resident Muslim: sweet-daddy-2: Englebert Slaptyback: a 17-year-old girl


Hooray for proper hyphenation!

By the time they hit 17 most of them have lost their hyphenation.;)

Yeah, that comment and your username...


hahahahaa
 
2013-01-30 02:34:15 PM

devilEther: wambu: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: /oblig

Who is that kid?

It's from the show Wonder Showzen. Wonder Showzen is an American sketch comedy television series that aired between 2005 and 2006 on MTV2. It was created by John Lee and Vernon Chatman of PFFR. The show is rated TV-MA.


Thanks!
 
2013-01-30 02:49:27 PM

maachubo: A Shambling Mound: This thread is so like what I don't know

like and such as?


Indeed.
 
2013-01-30 03:28:14 PM
I'll never understand the constant dickery towards pizza delivery people. Spent a summer back in college doing it and suddenly it seemed like half the people on the road were aiming to drive into me just because of the Domino's sign on my roof. I only had 2 people try to rob me but it seemed like every third person thinks they can shortchange you or leave a 5% tip. Can't imagine how some people make a living at that.
 
2013-01-30 03:31:54 PM

devilEther: What if you're an 18-year-old girl, what then?


Considering 17 is legal in most states, 18 doesn't mean much.

/except for which jail she goes to
 
2013-01-30 03:41:36 PM
Tomorrow: Dominoe's pizza deliver driver fired for following robber, calling cops.
 
2013-01-30 07:24:37 PM

pute kisses like a man: is it just me, or did that story fail to satisfy my curiosity.  so, 1 guy robbed the pizza guy with a gun.  he got away.  she was on a bike and didn't get away.  how did these two work together to rob the pizza guy?


Obviously, you are not smart enough to watch anything except Fox stations.
 
2013-01-31 02:36:20 PM

BarkingUnicorn: pute kisses like a man: is it just me, or did that story fail to satisfy my curiosity.  so, 1 guy robbed the pizza guy with a gun.  he got away.  she was on a bike and didn't get away.  how did these two work together to rob the pizza guy?

Obviously, you are not smart enough to watch anything except Fox stations.


obviously.  i forgot that the facts in a news article are to be filled in mad libs style by the reader.
 
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