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6287 clicks; posted to Geek » on 30 Jan 2013 at 9:28 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-30 09:40:03 AM  
No, I want to bang my wife's Facebook friends.
 
2013-01-30 09:42:05 AM  
BaceFook?
 
2013-01-30 09:42:34 AM  
I want to bang my friends' sisters with a whiffle-ball bat? Is there an app for that?
 
2013-01-30 09:43:44 AM  
sp? meh.
 
2013-01-30 09:46:50 AM  
My wife got this app just so she could set her status to NEVER
 
2013-01-30 09:50:22 AM  
Isn't this functionality already available?  If I post on your wall (really anything: a hello, a recent news article, an image with funny text) it means I'd like to fark you.

geeze -- get with it.
 
2013-01-30 09:55:25 AM  
How do you "anonymously" find a friend who will bang you?

Won't she realize you're a friend of hers at some point before the actual sex?
 
2013-01-30 09:55:28 AM  
Finally, an app that will cause me to abandon Facebook forever.

/ Take my cousins, please ...
 
2013-01-30 09:57:21 AM  
houseofgrafx.com
 
2013-01-30 10:02:20 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: How do you "anonymously" find a friend who will bang you?

Won't she realize you're a friend of hers at some point before the actual sex?


mardi gras mask is provide free of charge
 
2013-01-30 10:04:11 AM  
So something that thousands of immature guys will sign up for and list their buddies as a joke
 
2013-01-30 10:06:42 AM  
I'm a guy. I want to bang anything that moves, and several things that don't.
 
2013-01-30 10:07:20 AM  
I can't believe anyone would need an app for this.
 
JFC
2013-01-30 10:07:23 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: I want to bang my friends' sisters with a whiffle-ball bat? Is there an app for that?


Wait....is this what they call Pickleball? You want to Pickleball your friends' sisters?
 
2013-01-30 10:13:35 AM  
What are the odds of this ending up like chat roulette and be a total sausage fest?
 
2013-01-30 10:14:43 AM  
What's the name of the app? Sausagebook?
 
2013-01-30 10:16:21 AM  
If there is a sudden increase in people telling me that I need to get on Facebook, I'll know why.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:32 AM  
"...and then that mutherf*cker sent me a message on Farkbook! Giiiiirl, you need to leave his ass!"
 
2013-01-30 10:18:34 AM  
This is brilliant.

I think the real use is for cheaters who don't want to risk broaching the subject of banging unless they know their crush is mutual.

I think we can safely say these guys just won the Internet with this app.
 
2013-01-30 10:19:03 AM  
Looks like 2girls1cup-withfriends.com is free
 
2013-01-30 10:19:09 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: How do you "anonymously" find a friend who will bang you?

Won't she realize you're a friend of hers at some point before the actual sex?


The only people that see that you have the app at all are the ones who also have the app and whose names you've listed, I would assume. Meaning that the only people that know you've actually offered are those who return the sentiment. So "anonymous" from everyone but the participants themselves.

//But yeah, this is kind of a dumb idea, if you're not brave enough to just farking say something it's unlikely to be particularly good sex.
 
2013-01-30 10:24:12 AM  

Jim_Callahan: rufus-t-firefly: How do you "anonymously" find a friend who will bang you?

Won't she realize you're a friend of hers at some point before the actual sex?

The only people that see that you have the app at all are the ones who also have the app and whose names you've listed, I would assume. Meaning that the only people that know you've actually offered are those who return the sentiment. So "anonymous" from everyone but the participants themselves.

//But yeah, this is kind of a dumb idea, if you're not brave enough to just farking say something it's unlikely to be particularly good sex.


It could lead to hilarious stories of a girlfriend suspecting her guy of cheating, so she gets her hot friend to install this app and list him and when he goes over thinking he's so brilliant, shiat goes down.
 
2013-01-30 10:24:18 AM  
But even for the founders of BangWithFriends.com, their product warrants some limitations. When asked if they would let their younger siblings use the app, there were a few seconds of hesitation.

"I would definitely block [my little sister] from using it," said one creator eventually. "We should actually create custom alerts if any of our younger siblings log on," he said to the others. "And then just completely shut down the site for them. Be like, "Sorry, we know you."



Bunch of hypocrites. Hope somebody uses it to bang their sisters.
 
2013-01-30 10:24:40 AM  
This will end well.
 
2013-01-30 10:28:53 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: I want to bang my friends' sisters with a whiffle-ball bat? Is there an app for that?


It's called The Paul Revere.
 
2013-01-30 10:30:38 AM  
So it's 20,000 guys and 3 girls?
 
2013-01-30 10:41:08 AM  

Cymbal: This is brilliant.

I think the real use is for cheaters who don't want to risk broaching the subject of banging unless they know their crush is mutual.

I think we can safely say these guys just won the Internet with this app.


I guess it does risk the cheaters SO might get their friends to sign up and test their partner hasn't tried to connect.
 
2013-01-30 10:41:12 AM  
No fair them taking out family. What if a guy wants to bang his sister but he's scared to ask her? This app would have been PERFECT.

I don't have any sisters I just want to stir the pot. I just want the rest of the US to turn into the South. LOL.
 
2013-01-30 10:52:46 AM  

groppet: So it's 20,000 guys and 3 girls?


Ouch, even with lubrication I don't see each girl taking on more than 100 before their privates are rubbed raw...

Well they could add more guys per girls if you go anal and oral and handies and boobies and stuff I guess. Maybe it is possible for 3 girls to do 20,000 guys but I'm pretty sure they'll be in a burn ward from the 3rd degree burns of being farked raw.
 
2013-01-30 10:54:21 AM  

The Smails Kid: No, I want to bang my wife's Facebook friends.


This
 
2013-01-30 10:58:32 AM  

xria: Cymbal: This is brilliant.

I think the real use is for cheaters who don't want to risk broaching the subject of banging unless they know their crush is mutual.

I think we can safely say these guys just won the Internet with this app.

I guess it does risk the cheaters SO might get their friends to sign up and test their partner hasn't tried to connect.


True, but it would be pretty stupid to list any of your SO's friends in the "bang" category. I think most people have plenty of friends that are not shared with their SO.

And please work on your grammar. I had to read your post three times to understand it fully.
 
2013-01-30 11:00:28 AM  
This ap will be a tremendous hetero sausage party.
 
2013-01-30 11:31:54 AM  

kroonermanblack: I'm a guy. I want to bang anything that moves, and several things that don't.


So you're into married chicks then?
 
2013-01-30 11:45:10 AM  

prickly pete v2: kroonermanblack: I'm a guy. I want to bang anything that moves, and several things that don't.

So you're into married chicks then?


You haven't lived until you've banged a chick in a coma.
 
2013-01-30 01:26:01 PM  

Vash's Apprentice: prickly pete v2: kroonermanblack: I'm a guy. I want to bang anything that moves, and several things that don't.

So you're into married chicks then?

You haven't lived until you've banged a chick in a coma.


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agrees.
 
2013-01-30 02:03:46 PM  

The Smails Kid: No, I want to bang my wife's Facebook friends.


I want to bang the broads from my interest list of smoking hot women in skimpy clothing. Easily a thousand pictures of erotic, sensual, sexy and outright trashy women. Most of them inked as well. It's like I have a direct line to the fap folder of Eros
 
2013-01-30 02:25:11 PM  
Currently banging a girl on my FB list I've known for 20 years so getting a kick.
 
2013-01-30 03:23:18 PM  

stevetherobot:

Bunch of hypocrites. Hope somebody uses it to bang their sisters.


Good thing you quoted what you were commenting on, otherwise this post takes on a whole new meaning.
 
2013-01-30 03:27:44 PM  

burndtdan: Jim_Callahan: rufus-t-firefly: How do you "anonymously" find a friend who will bang you?

Won't she realize you're a friend of hers at some point before the actual sex?

The only people that see that you have the app at all are the ones who also have the app and whose names you've listed, I would assume. Meaning that the only people that know you've actually offered are those who return the sentiment. So "anonymous" from everyone but the participants themselves.

//But yeah, this is kind of a dumb idea, if you're not brave enough to just farking say something it's unlikely to be particularly good sex.

It could lead to hilarious stories of a girlfriend suspecting her guy of cheating, so she gets her hot friend to install this app and list him and when he goes over thinking he's so brilliant, shiat goes down.


A three-way, then?
 
2013-01-30 03:57:14 PM  
No thanks, I've learned my lesson about trying to have sex with girls who are more interested in Farmville than human interaction.
 
2013-01-30 06:10:26 PM  
I thought this was what the "Poke" was for!
 
2013-01-30 07:56:35 PM  
Checks Facebang replies...

MOM???
 
2013-01-31 09:44:27 AM  
stevetherobot:

Bunch of hypocrites. Hope somebody uses it to bang their sisters.


Someone didn't read the whole article.  Too bad all my facebook friends are people I actually know, so the majority of the women are married.
 
2013-01-31 12:07:29 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: burndtdan: Jim_Callahan: rufus-t-firefly: How do you "anonymously" find a friend who will bang you?

Won't she realize you're a friend of hers at some point before the actual sex?

The only people that see that you have the app at all are the ones who also have the app and whose names you've listed, I would assume. Meaning that the only people that know you've actually offered are those who return the sentiment. So "anonymous" from everyone but the participants themselves.

//But yeah, this is kind of a dumb idea, if you're not brave enough to just farking say something it's unlikely to be particularly good sex.

It could lead to hilarious stories of a girlfriend suspecting her guy of cheating, so she gets her hot friend to install this app and list him and when he goes over thinking he's so brilliant, shiat goes down.

A three-way, then?




A pet?
 
2013-02-02 01:25:02 AM  

EMCGuy: stevetherobot:

Bunch of hypocrites. Hope somebody uses it to bang their sisters.


Someone didn't read the whole article.  Too bad all my facebook friends are people I actually know, so the majority of the women are married.


So then this is perfect for you.  Since you don't want to risk telling your married friends which holes of theirs you want to violate in case they might tell their husbands.  So you use the app and put them down as someone to you want to bang.  They never get notified about this, but if one of them puts you down as someone they want to bang, only then do you get notified.

And since they are putting you down for this, you know they are unfaithful whores and thus you can fark them.

Everyone wins!
 
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