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		The only Judd that matters is back on the market. Story to the left, scramble to get in line behind subby off to the right (cnn.com)		18
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snuff3r		2013-01-30 08:33:56 AM

4 votes:

PreMortem: Or can you provide the link where she ran through a wal-mart naked throwing her own feces at the cashiers

This is considered "nuts" now?

/sigh
//cancels saturday night plans

theurge14		2013-01-30 10:18:41 AM

3 votes:

"My ex-husband wouldn't have gotten stuck at this red light. Now we get to wait another 5 minutes. You drive like an old lady."

PsyLord		2013-01-30 10:03:32 AM

3 votes:

This is good news for Wil Wheaton.

hogans		2013-01-30 10:58:18 AM

2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Wynonna?

Wynonna.

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EyeballKid		2013-01-30 10:30:31 AM

2 votes:

rickythepenguin: yeah, because everytime he wins a race, she was the one crying tears of joy and rushing up to him and all that shiat. like lasy year's Indy 500. He must have royally farked up.

figures, being a dirty Scotsman. probably drunk half the time.

So, he was no true Scotsman?

rickythepenguin		2013-01-30 10:24:29 AM

2 votes:

bulok: Subby, I think Wesley Crusher might have something to say about this. I heard Wheaton's been growing the beard since she got married and swore never to shave it until they can be together again.

what does Rachel Maddow have to do with this?

Bobo_Spiewack		2013-01-30 10:07:35 AM

2 votes:

This is destined to cause me problems. Mrs Spiewack loves Dario.

/And I, Ashley.

CigaretteSmokingMan		2013-01-30 05:46:15 PM

1 votes:

Surool: Are you kidding!?! She could cut glass with those ~~knees~~ nipples...

FTFY

Rhett Khan		2013-01-30 03:24:50 PM

1 votes:

Cledus T.?

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StubePT		2013-01-30 11:59:16 AM

1 votes:

My wife will be thrilled. Ashley Judd is on her list of 5 celebrities she's allowed to sleep with.

You read that right.

Evil Mackerel		2013-01-30 11:47:05 AM

1 votes:

Sybarite: Hot, wealthy, smart, doesn't want any kids; who would want that?

SOLD!

HatMadeOfAss		2013-01-30 11:22:37 AM

1 votes:

Judd Apatow?
www.circlecinema.com

Subby needs better taste in men.

Spiralmonkey		2013-01-30 11:19:12 AM

1 votes:

I'll just wait until Dario comes home to Edinburgh to get over the break, then offer him a shoulder to cry on - the long game pays off.

rickythepenguin		2013-01-30 10:39:26 AM

1 votes:

EyeballKid: So, he was no true Scotsman?

he makes a fair point.

bulok		2013-01-30 10:07:02 AM

1 votes:

Subby, I think Wesley Crusher might have something to say about this. I heard Wheaton's been growing the beard since she got married and swore never to shave it until they can be together again.

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FirstNationalBastard		2013-01-30 09:13:55 AM

1 votes:

Wynonna?

Wynonna.

PreMortem		2013-01-30 05:44:34 AM

1 votes:

SJKebab: Rebecca Judd?

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Whoo waaa?

/loses all motor skills