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(CNN)   The only Judd that matters is back on the market. Story to the left, scramble to get in line behind subby off to the right   (cnn.com) divider line 81
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2013-01-30 02:32:42 AM
"scramble to get in line behind subby"

What is there, a pace car?
 
2013-01-30 02:49:50 AM
He musta cheated on her.
 
2013-01-30 03:22:22 AM
Naomi Judd is available?
 
2013-01-30 05:09:32 AM
Rebecca Judd?

www.droppunt.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

blogs.watoday.com.au

resources2.news.com.au
 
2013-01-30 05:23:48 AM
You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.
 
2013-01-30 05:44:34 AM

SJKebab: Rebecca Judd?

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Whoo waaa?

/loses all motor skills
 
2013-01-30 05:53:34 AM

Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.


Just because you were raised in a dysfunctional family does not mean you are "absolutely nuts". Or can you provide the link where she ran through a wal-mart naked throwing her own feces at the cashiers?
 
2013-01-30 08:33:56 AM

PreMortem: Or can you provide the link where she ran through a wal-mart naked throwing her own feces at the cashiers


This is considered "nuts"  now?

/sigh
//cancels saturday night plans
 
2013-01-30 08:49:32 AM
Hot, wealthy, smart, doesn't want any kids; who would want that?
 
2013-01-30 09:04:44 AM
blogs.ajc.com

Oblig
 
2013-01-30 09:13:55 AM
Wynonna?

misplacedboy.files.wordpress.com

Wynonna.
 
2013-01-30 09:37:04 AM
As hot as I find her I know people who work in racing and they same she an absolute biatch of the highest order
 
2013-01-30 09:39:50 AM
You guys can have her.  I'll take Dario.
 
2013-01-30 09:51:23 AM
If this means I can now sit through a race without having to endure the most gratuitous and insipid track-side interviews ever conducted, I'm OK with this.
 
2013-01-30 09:53:06 AM

NuttierThanEver: As hot as I find her I know people who work in racing and they same she an absolute biatch of the highest order


I get the same vibe from  Gisele Bundchen.
 
2013-01-30 10:03:32 AM
This is good news for Wil Wheaton.
 
2013-01-30 10:06:19 AM

PreMortem: Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.

Just because you were raised in a dysfunctional family does not mean you are "absolutely nuts". Or can you provide the link where she ran through a wal-mart naked throwing her own feces at the cashiers?



Actually, it's well documented that Ashley has fancied herself bipolar.

Yeah. She's nuts.

/I'd still do her.
 
2013-01-30 10:06:46 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Wynonna?

[misplacedboy.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

Wynonna.


Meh, I'm not really a fan of her big brown beaver.
 
2013-01-30 10:07:00 AM
Judd Nelson.
 
2013-01-30 10:07:02 AM
Subby, I think Wesley Crusher might have something to say about this. I heard Wheaton's been growing the beard since she got married and swore never to shave it until they can be together again.

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2013-01-30 10:07:35 AM
This is destined to cause me problems. Mrs Spiewack loves Dario.

/And I, Ashley.
 
2013-01-30 10:10:53 AM

Diogenes: NuttierThanEver: As hot as I find her I know people who work in racing and they same she an absolute biatch of the highest order

I get the same vibe from  Gisele Bundchen.


Maybe those two should hook up.
 
2013-01-30 10:13:18 AM

Diogenes: NuttierThanEver: As hot as I find her I know people who work in racing and they same she an absolute biatch of the highest order

I get the same vibe from  Gisele Bundchen.


I don't think Dario Franchitti was nearly as whipped as Tom Brady is.
 
2013-01-30 10:14:34 AM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Diogenes: NuttierThanEver: As hot as I find her I know people who work in racing and they same she an absolute biatch of the highest order

I get the same vibe from  Gisele Bundchen.

Maybe those two should hook up.



And tape it.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:13 AM
They all carry the "fat" gene.
 
2013-01-30 10:16:51 AM

Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.


Crazier than you?
 
2013-01-30 10:18:41 AM
"My ex-husband wouldn't have gotten stuck at this red light. Now we get to wait another 5 minutes. You drive like an old lady."
 
2013-01-30 10:19:22 AM

give me doughnuts: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Diogenes: NuttierThanEver: As hot as I find her I know people who work in racing and they same she an absolute biatch of the highest order

I get the same vibe from  Gisele Bundchen.

Maybe those two should hook up.


And tape it.


And place it on the Internet for free.
 
2013-01-30 10:19:57 AM
11 years? They spend all that time going around in circles and then just "poof"?

Huh. That was fast...
 
2013-01-30 10:20:42 AM

EyeballKid: Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.

Crazier than you?


Amazingly so.
 
2013-01-30 10:24:29 AM

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

bulok:
Subby, I think Wesley Crusher might have something to say about this. I heard Wheaton's been growing the beard since she got married and swore never to shave it until they can be together again.


what does Rachel Maddow have to do with this?
 
2013-01-30 10:25:12 AM
Judd Nelson is back on the market? Sweet!

images.buddytv.com
 
2013-01-30 10:28:35 AM

sithon: He musta cheated on her.


yeah, because everytime he wins a race, she was the one crying tears of joy and rushing up to him and all that shiat.  like lasy year's Indy 500.  He must have royally farked up.

figures, being a dirty Scotsman.  probably drunk half the time.
 
2013-01-30 10:28:58 AM
I'll take the mom

/yes, still
 
2013-01-30 10:30:31 AM

rickythepenguin: yeah, because everytime he wins a race, she was the one crying tears of joy and rushing up to him and all that shiat. like lasy year's Indy 500. He must have royally farked up.

figures, being a dirty Scotsman. probably drunk half the time.


So, he was no true Scotsman?
 
2013-01-30 10:39:26 AM

EyeballKid: So, he was no true Scotsman?


he makes a fair point.
 
2013-01-30 10:42:49 AM

Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.


Big THIS.

While she has done well she's just as crazy as Mom.

Surprisingly Wynonna is the sane one... and pretty nice in person too. Has a more level head than the other 2...
 
2013-01-30 10:47:22 AM
I'm guessing that this means the end of her run for Senate...
 
2013-01-30 10:58:18 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Wynonna?

Wynonna.


i61.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 11:05:15 AM

The Martian Manhandler: I'm guessing that this means the end of her run for Senate...


Not knowing much of anything about the politics of KY, why would that be? She certainly has more charisma than her (possible) opponent:

yglesias.thinkprogress.org
 
2013-01-30 11:09:37 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: The Martian Manhandler: I'm guessing that this means the end of her run for Senate...

Not knowing much of anything about the politics of KY, why would that be? She certainly has more charisma than her (possible) opponent:

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And it's not like Judd's marriage could have held a candle to Mitch's decades-long relationship with his one true love:

ruralandprogressive.org
No, no, not that one! His mail-order beard!
 
2013-01-30 11:14:44 AM

PreMortem: Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.

Just because you were raised in a dysfunctional family does not mean you are "absolutely nuts". Or can you provide the link where she ran through a wal-mart naked throwing her own feces at the cashiers?


Not that. Just that I dated a gal who was a French major the same time as Ashley at Kentucky. She claimed Judd was very smart but completely manic: for a while she'd be the nicest person, then a complete biatch, then depressed. Not just normal college-aged girl drama but off the charts.
 
2013-01-30 11:19:11 AM
You know what's great about her movies? Her tits.

/that is all
 
2013-01-30 11:19:12 AM
I'll just wait until Dario comes home to Edinburgh to get over the break, then offer him a shoulder to cry on - the long game pays off.
 
2013-01-30 11:22:15 AM

mjohnson71: PreMortem: Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.

Just because you were raised in a dysfunctional family does not mean you are "absolutely nuts". Or can you provide the link where she ran through a wal-mart naked throwing her own feces at the cashiers?

Not that. Just that I dated a gal who was a French major the same time as Ashley at Kentucky. She claimed Judd was very smart but completely manic: for a while she'd be the nicest person, then a complete biatch, then depressed. Not just normal college-aged girl drama but off the charts.


Sounds like she's either borderline or manic-depressive bipolar.
 
2013-01-30 11:22:37 AM
Judd Apatow?
www.circlecinema.com

Subby needs better taste in men.
 
2013-01-30 11:32:59 AM

Diogenes: You guys can have her.  I'll take Dario.


imigliorimusicals.files.wordpress.com
I don't get the attraction.
 
2013-01-30 11:47:05 AM

Sybarite: Hot, wealthy, smart, doesn't want any kids; who would want that?


SOLD!
 
2013-01-30 11:55:14 AM
Does this mean that when Dario wins now I don't have to listen to her squawk on and on?

You're a driver's wife, princess, shut up and look pretty.
 
2013-01-30 11:59:16 AM
My wife will be thrilled. Ashley Judd is on her list of 5 celebrities she's allowed to sleep with.

You read that right.
 
2013-01-30 12:34:46 PM

sithon: He musta cheated on her.


Is her name Takuma Sato? Did he force her off the road to win?

Francheaty
 
2013-01-30 12:39:21 PM
she's so hot she makes my brain erect.

www.examiner.com
 
2013-01-30 01:14:05 PM
Fark, I am disappoint.

www.strangecelebrities.com

coedbc.files.wordpress.com

img192.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-30 01:15:00 PM
She's a big liberal so you know she'll let you put it up her butt.
 
2013-01-30 01:15:46 PM

PreMortem: Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.

Just because you were raised in a dysfunctional family does not mean you are "absolutely nuts". Or can you provide the link where she ran through a wal-mart naked throwing her own feces at the cashiers?


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2013-01-30 01:21:11 PM
So, she's nuts?

cdn02.cdn.justjared.com

malvasiabianca.org
 
2013-01-30 01:30:25 PM

KnowItAllGuy: she's so hot she makes my brain erect.

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Well she doesn't seem to have the brains to carry an umbrella to put it to any use.
 
2013-01-30 01:42:09 PM

beerrun: Fark, I am disappoint.

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Like a fist...
 
2013-01-30 01:50:06 PM

Evil Mackerel: beerrun: Fark, I am disappoint.

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Like a fist...


I miss that meme.........

www.deviantart.com
 
2013-01-30 01:57:28 PM
if I was 20 years younger I'd have to fight Diogenes for Dario. To old for that crap now.
 
2013-01-30 02:07:57 PM
I can't believe she's 44. I feel old.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 02:21:07 PM

bingethinker: I can't believe she's 44. I feel old.

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44? Really? Well, she's welcome to rob this cradle.
 
2013-01-30 02:44:55 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 03:07:14 PM
Good use of this:
www.codinghorror.com
 
2013-01-30 03:22:04 PM

Kyosuke: You can have her. The entire Judd family is absolutely nuts.


Neil Patrick has a graph you should see.
 
2013-01-30 03:24:50 PM
Cledus T.?

images.contentreserve.com
 
2013-01-30 04:32:19 PM
Are you kidding!?! She could cut glass with those knees...
 
2013-01-30 05:01:31 PM
beerrun:

www.strangecelebrities.com

She looked so good on that rainy day at Indy.

In our age of over made-up, nipped and tucked women, I'm reminded when I was in high school when I saw one of the dance team girls walking out of the locker room to class after a swimming day in phys. ed. No time for makeup, another class to get to and just a plain ol' hoodie and jeans, but the wet wavy hair and face were just impeccable and she was undeniably and strikingly gorgeous without doing a single thing to herself. Even without the clingy dress (not complaining), that was Ashley in Indy, too.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 05:46:15 PM

Surool: Are you kidding!?! She could cut glass with those knees nipples...


FTFY
 
2013-01-30 06:48:02 PM
so where am I on the list now?  70th?
 
2013-01-30 08:16:28 PM
A woman that I find attractive in an almost beastial/primeval way.

She's got an IQ of about 85, a shiatty personality and is mean as a snake, all proven by her various comments about politics, the environment and people who disagree with her.

Still, though, beastial and primeval with a whole bunch of hind-brained lust thrown in.
 
2013-01-30 10:14:55 PM
Likely she's getting to the point where her hotness no longer outweighs her crazy. She was so insanely hot in Heat, but that was 1995.

A friend of mine had a daughter who grew up to be a real beauty. Her mental issues began hitting at puberty, and really confused all of us at first; she went from good as gold, to running away from home for weeks at a time. Years later on, her longtime boyfriend faked getting a job in another town, and pretended to leave town to break up with her. After she was tragically killed in a car accident at 23, he confessed to me that he couldn't take it anymore, and there had been plausible suicide threats from previous break up attempts. "She would have a breakdown, and they would get her on medication again. Things would be ok for a while, and she would stop taking her medication again. Then things would be crazy again." I still miss her terribly, but I never had the misfortune of being around when she was off her meds.
 
2013-01-30 10:19:30 PM
Co-incidentally, my friend's daughter looked more than a little like a young Ashley Judd.
 
2013-01-30 11:09:35 PM

douchebag/hater: A woman that I find attractive in an almost beastial/primeval way.

She's got an IQ of about 85, a shiatty personality and is mean as a snake, all proven by her various comments about politics, the environment and people who disagree with her.

Still, though, beastial and primeval with a whole bunch of hind-brained lust thrown in.


Hmmmmm, I think that she would need an IQ a little higher than 85 to get a Master's Degree from Harvard.

//She is well known to have a Mensa level IQ ( I read somewhere around 160).
 
2013-01-30 11:25:58 PM

catmandu: douchebag/hater: A woman that I find attractive in an almost beastial/primeval way.

She's got an IQ of about 85, a shiatty personality and is mean as a snake, all proven by her various comments about politics, the environment and people who disagree with her.

Still, though, beastial and primeval with a whole bunch of hind-brained lust thrown in.

Hmmmmm, I think that she would need an IQ a little higher than 85 to get a Master's Degree from Harvard.

//She is well known to have a Mensa level IQ ( I read somewhere around 160).


Look at the name of the person you replied to.
 
2013-01-31 01:33:03 AM
The only Judd that matters...

i447.photobucket.com

/hotter than a New York taxi in July
 
2013-01-31 10:45:12 AM

Rafe: The only Judd that matters...

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/hotter than a New York taxi in July


What does a yellow light mean?
 
2013-01-31 12:40:53 PM
She was hot like 18 years ago.
 
2013-01-31 03:02:46 PM
Poor Judd is dead.
 
2013-01-31 06:44:09 PM

Crewmannumber6: Rafe: The only Judd that matters...

[i447.photobucket.com image 254x277]

/hotter than a New York taxi in July

What does a yellow light mean?


S-l-o-w D-o-w-n
 
2013-02-01 08:13:22 AM

sandi_fish: Crewmannumber6: Rafe: The only Judd that matters...

[i447.photobucket.com image 254x277]

/hotter than a New York taxi in July

What does a yellow light mean?

S-l-o-w D-o-w-n


Okay. W--h--a--t   d--o--e--s  a  y--e--l--l--o--w  l--i--g--h--t  m--e--a--n?
 
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