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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   On your birthday getting drunk is ok. Getting into a fight at McDonald's with a cop when they take too long on your order isn't. Bonus: Mother of suspect gives MOTY defense   ( kfor.com) divider line
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2013-01-30 01:42:12 AM  
Mom, who wasn't there, says poor baby wait 35 minutes for his drive-thru order.

Moms are sooooo easy.
 
2013-01-30 02:34:00 AM  
Hmm I keep seeing things about people with seizure disorders drinking . They are idiots ,that's the last thing you want to do if you have seizures .
 
2013-01-30 08:10:31 AM  
Ken Patera and Mr. Fuji didn't need their Moms to handle things when they ran up against the immovable object that is an obstinate McDonald's staffer
 
2013-01-30 08:43:35 AM  
why was the cop taking orders at mcdonald's?
 
2013-01-30 08:44:45 AM  

proteus_b: why was the cop taking orders at mcdonald's?


Quiet, you. You know what subby means.

Cops are slow because they aren't trained how to use the registers.
 
2013-01-30 08:45:13 AM  
the birthday celebration ended with the birthday boy being tased.

Cue the banjo music.
 
2013-01-30 08:46:04 AM  
The guys mother is clueless and deserves death
 
2013-01-30 08:47:29 AM  
Boy? Is he attractive and successful?
 
2013-01-30 08:48:06 AM  
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2013-01-30 08:50:03 AM  
 
2013-01-30 08:51:41 AM  
submitted this. Actually happened right here in my hometown as well. Granted I don't go to McDonald's anymore but when the kids were a couple years younger and wanted to go, the service is indeed terrible. But I never had to wait over 5 minutes. Usually Mrs. Funk would be out of the car and going up to the front counter to complain.

/of course this is the same location I stopped in one night a few years back and one of the employees kids (couldn't have been more than 7 or 8) was in the lobby pushing a mop and bucket cleaning the floor and wiping tables. So this guy probably had to wait a bit for service but 35 minutes, eh I don't think so.
 
2013-01-30 08:52:32 AM  
I actually had to wait 40 minutes last night for my T-bell. Just turned out that is was the first night there for over half the staff.

I managed to night flip out of them and get arrested
 
2013-01-30 08:53:19 AM  
Mom is an idiot, son is an idiot, they should have gone to her house and tazed her too for pumping out such a moran. Self important douche gets tazed, film at 11. Ill just leave this here.

Link


/Gotta love people who think they are above the law, they are more important than everyone else, and know everything.
 
2013-01-30 08:53:29 AM  
Night flip out???
 
2013-01-30 08:54:52 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: employees kids (couldn't have been more than 7 or 8) was in the lobby pushing a mop and bucket cleaning the floor and wiping tables.


Learning valuable life skills (not really that obscure)
 
2013-01-30 08:55:56 AM  
oh and by the way, this is the same town (and I actually missed this) but right at that same intersection (Mcdonald's, Braums, Walgreens, and a Best Western) someone set a toilet bowl in the median. Tried to submit that story, but someone else had beat me to it and it wasn't even greenlit.

/joke there about the cops not having anything to go on
//ba dum dum tish
 
2013-01-30 09:03:46 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: oh and by the way, this is the same town (and I actually missed this) but right at that same intersection (Mcdonald's, Braums, Walgreens, and a Best Western) someone set a toilet bowl in the median. Tried to submit that story, but someone else had beat me to it and it wasn't even greenlit.

/joke there about the cops not having anything to go on
//ba dum dum tish


I remember that story.  Was funny shiat.
 
2013-01-30 09:03:59 AM  
It's the stuffy sneezy punch a cop at a fast food place because you're so hammered you think 3 minutes is 35  medicine.
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2013-01-30 09:06:56 AM  
You must REALLY want McDonald's if you're still waiting for your order after 35 minutes.
 
2013-01-30 09:10:42 AM  
FTFA: "I'm afraid for his life," she said. "I don't care if they want to put him in the pen but I do want his life and I do want him to come out of there intact.

Why do I have a strong feeling that this mother of a 28-year-old is probably only about 45 years old herself?
 
2013-01-30 09:17:35 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Moms are sooooo easy.


Most aren't as easy as your mom
 
2013-01-30 09:20:39 AM  
FTFA: ""I guess you can't even go have a designated driver and go out and have some beer and play some pool on your 28th birthday," she said."

No ma'am, apparently your son can't.
 
2013-01-30 09:21:48 AM  

THX 1138: Why do I have a strong feeling that this mother of a 28-year-old is probably only about 45 years old herself?


watch the video, if that's the case, that is a hard 45
 
2013-01-30 09:24:55 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: submitted this. Actually happened right here in my hometown as well.

So, what the hell is going on in Chickasha anyway? Seems like it's just one weird story after another lately.

 
2013-01-30 09:26:33 AM  

Puff The Destroyer: The guys mother is clueless and deserves death



Death is too harsh, but a few waterboardings and exile to Detroit would suffice.
 
2013-01-30 09:32:13 AM  

Noexit: jimmyjackfunk: submitted this. Actually happened right here in my hometown as well.

So, what the hell is going on in Chickasha anyway? Seems like it's just one weird story after another lately.


no idea. month or so back it was the folks coming out of the house cursing and threatening the camera crew on scene to report on the drug bust. and apparently over on the north side there are unsavory characters doing the whole "door to door" smash and grab.

/oh and we had the old man selling booze out of his back door to anyone with cash including teenagers
 
2013-01-30 09:35:49 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: /oh and we had the old man selling booze out of his back door to anyone with cash including teenagers


found it. good ole bootlegger Willie
 
2013-01-30 09:55:32 AM  
Always like the folks that want to fight the cops. Guess what, they will just get more cops, and if you take those out, they will just get more. Cops live for crap like this, tasing some drunk sumbiatch at McD's driver through, that is pure cop gold right there.

Have some beers and play pool, well OK, cause a ruckus at McDonalds and interrupt commerce? Johnny Law thinks otherwise
 
2013-01-30 09:57:26 AM  
Yeah -- he really dug his McDonald's, man -- I mean like he was there when it arrived -- He just knew.

anyhow, the Lieutenant took his Big Mac one day, sat on the end of the dock, and wouldn't give it back.

Then went too far -- he sat there and starts mutilating the burger. Poking pins in it and all that. Sergeant says, don't do it like that. You leave your shiatty little hands off that burger.  Lieutenant says Fark you in  Vietnamese -- Sergeant says, don't  do that again. You'll wish you hadn't.

Then he stood up, flicked his iron to rock and roll and gave the little cop a long burst through the Big Mac. Man, it blew him clean off the dock --Hell, just the burger was floatin' there all full of holes.

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2013-01-30 10:03:52 AM  
I usually go to Wendy's for my birthday...what a noob
 
2013-01-30 10:16:00 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Mom, who wasn't there, says poor baby wait 35 minutes for his drive-thru order.

Moms are sooooo easy.


Ha, yours is. Sorry! Couldn't resist.
 
2013-01-30 10:17:06 AM  

wxboy: You must REALLY want McDonald's if you're still waiting for your order after 35 minutes.


If you've paid, you're going to wait around... or get a manager.

Yeah, I frankly think the cops should've been on his side in this case. 35 minutes makes me punchy, too.
 
2013-01-30 10:26:32 AM  
proteus_b

why was the cop taking orders at mcdonald's?

Agreed. Cops are in no way qualified for such work. It's way above their abilities.
 
2013-01-30 11:45:07 AM  
What's with the news girl's cheeks? (Not the anchor, the one giving the story). She has some sort of weird reverse dimples.
 
2013-01-30 01:13:03 PM  

wxboy: You must REALLY want McDonald's if you're still waiting for your order after 35 minutes.


Well considering they did take his $1.00 and working on building his Ghetto Big Mac.
 
2013-01-30 01:22:16 PM  
If you are 28 years old and you go to McDonald's for your birthday no doubt you are hoping the cops skip the taser and go straight to shooting you.
 
2013-01-30 05:13:15 PM  
Thank goodness he didn't overreact.

Why do people not know that when you pick a fight with cops, you always lose?
 
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