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(WSYR New York)   77-year-old liquor store owner who got shot in the eye during a robbery attempt last week is already back at work, says that The Rock beating CM Punk for the WWE Title was worse than the shooting. Best liquor store owner in the world (video)   (9wsyr.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-30 06:43:22 AM  
Well, to be fair, everyone had seen this coming since last April.
 
2013-01-30 07:59:35 AM  
True, but can you fault us for holding on to the slimmest of hopes?  :D

Also, someone give this guy an honorary Hardcore belt.  I do hope he recovers soon.
 
2013-01-30 08:06:12 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: True, but can you fault us for holding on to the slimmest of hopes?  :D

Also, someone give this guy an honorary Hardcore belt.  I do hope he recovers soon.


A hardcore belt and a meme are certainly in his future.
 
2013-01-30 08:09:47 AM  
Was it this guy?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 08:10:12 AM  

eljibarito: A hardcore belt and a meme are certainly in his future.


"Shot liquor store owner is best liquor store owner"?
 
2013-01-30 08:36:29 AM  
Why is this on the sports tab?
 
2013-01-30 08:44:09 AM  
This guy should be at Wrestlemania.
 
2013-01-30 08:45:37 AM  

Already Disturbed: This guy should be at Wrestlemania.


If he hated seeing Punk lose to Rocky, he's going to absolutely loathe seeing Rocky lose to Cena.
 
2013-01-30 08:50:47 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Already Disturbed: This guy should be at Wrestlemania.

If he hated seeing Punk lose to Rocky, he's going to absolutely loathe seeing Rocky lose to Cena.


He can just turn a blind eye...
 
2013-01-30 08:52:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Already Disturbed: This guy should be at Wrestlemania.

If he hated seeing Punk lose to Rocky, he's going to absolutely loathe seeing Rocky lose to Cena.


There's a good chance he won't see it coming.
 
2013-01-30 09:01:14 AM  

EyeballKid: There's a good chance he won't see it coming.


BECAUSE HE GOT SHOT IN THE EYE

/Roethlisberger
 
2013-01-30 09:15:03 AM  

Dogfacedgod: EyeballKid: There's a good chance he won't see it coming.

BECAUSE HE GOT SHOT IN THE EYE

/Roethlisberger


+1
 
2013-01-30 10:06:37 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Already Disturbed: This guy should be at Wrestlemania.

If he hated seeing Punk lose to Rocky, he's going to absolutely loathe seeing Rocky lose to Cena.




"Aw, just shoot my other farking eye out already..."
 
2013-01-30 10:17:15 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this on the sports tab?


This is actually valid question
 
2013-01-30 10:39:01 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Why is this on the sports tab?


Because fark you that's why?
 
2013-01-30 10:55:29 AM  
I don't know...I think this injury is just kayfaybe.  ;)
 
2013-01-30 11:03:41 AM  
Anyone else see the irony in his fandom vs. occupation?
 
2013-01-30 11:10:44 AM  
One or two Rock Bottom kickouts at the end and everyone's happy. But, they have to save that drama for when Cena does it at WM.
 
2013-01-30 11:17:08 AM  
BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN IS TOUGHER THAN A $2 STEAK!
 
2013-01-30 11:26:00 AM  
Old men are the best.
 
2013-01-30 11:27:51 AM  

Decillion: One or two Rock Bottom kickouts at the end and everyone's happy. But, they have to save that drama for when Cena does it at WM.


I will continue to post this in caps, bolded and centered till it gets through ya'll thick skulls:

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW WAS HIS FINISHER FOR AT LEAST A YEAR BEFORE HE LEFT IN 03. THE ROCK BOTTOM HASN'T BEEN HIS FINISHER FOR A WHILE NOW.
 
2013-01-30 02:51:59 PM  

MattyFridays: Anyone else see the irony in his fandom vs. occupation?


www.troll.me
 
2013-01-30 03:26:57 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Decillion: One or two Rock Bottom kickouts at the end and everyone's happy. But, they have to save that drama for when Cena does it at WM.

I will continue to post this in caps, bolded and centered till it gets through ya'll thick skulls:

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW WAS HIS FINISHER FOR AT LEAST A YEAR BEFORE HE LEFT IN 03. THE ROCK BOTTOM HASN'T BEEN HIS FINISHER FOR A WHILE NOW.



Uhhhh... what did he use to beat Cena at Maina last year? (that was 2 matches ago for him fyi)
 
2013-01-30 03:58:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Already Disturbed: This guy should be at Wrestlemania.

If he hated seeing Punk lose to Rocky, he's going to absolutely loathe seeing Rocky lose to Cena.


www.wrestling-match.com

OK, John, knock it off, we get it.
 
2013-01-30 04:21:54 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Decillion: One or two Rock Bottom kickouts at the end and everyone's happy. But, they have to save that drama for when Cena does it at WM.

I will continue to post this in caps, bolded and centered till it gets through ya'll thick skulls:

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW WAS HIS FINISHER FOR AT LEAST A YEAR BEFORE HE LEFT IN 03. THE ROCK BOTTOM HASN'T BEEN HIS FINISHER FOR A WHILE NOW.


Did you post this in the Raw/RR threads? I genuinely did not know that and might have missed if you put it in.

The world needs keys to victory at WM. Let us get 1 smalll bit of enjoyment out of it.
 
2013-01-30 04:25:46 PM  

ShiningWizard: Jim from Saint Paul: Decillion: One or two Rock Bottom kickouts at the end and everyone's happy. But, they have to save that drama for when Cena does it at WM.

I will continue to post this in caps, bolded and centered till it gets through ya'll thick skulls:

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW WAS HIS FINISHER FOR AT LEAST A YEAR BEFORE HE LEFT IN 03. THE ROCK BOTTOM HASN'T BEEN HIS FINISHER FOR A WHILE NOW.


Uhhhh... what did he use to beat Cena at Maina last year? (that was 2 matches ago for him fyi)


Rock bottom of course.

Hey, what did he use to beat The Awesome Truth one match before THAT? (His first match in over 7 years. Main event of Survivor Series.

"But Jim, you said before he left the first time he used it as a finsher".

Yes, and I can only find video of him beating mid-carders and such with it after a bunch of youtubing.

So I am only kinda right. When he won titles, he won them with the Rock Bottom.

So I guess people could be angry about that.
 
2013-01-30 06:34:28 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: So I am only kinda right


But are you technically correct?  That's the best kind of correct
 
2013-01-30 08:36:52 PM  
I just want them to get a new WWE Championship belt.
 
2013-01-30 08:52:57 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I just want them to get a new WWE Championship belt.


img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com
 
2013-01-30 09:10:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com


ANOTHER new Championship belt.
 
2013-01-30 09:14:02 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FirstNationalBastard: img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com

ANOTHER new Championship belt.


2.sescoops.com
 
2013-01-30 09:29:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2.sescoops.com


... better.
 
2013-01-31 01:31:43 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Decillion: One or two Rock Bottom kickouts at the end and everyone's happy. But, they have to save that drama for when Cena does it at WM.

I will continue to post this in caps, bolded and centered till it gets through ya'll thick skulls:

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW WAS HIS FINISHER FOR AT LEAST A YEAR BEFORE HE LEFT IN 03. THE ROCK BOTTOM HASN'T BEEN HIS FINISHER FOR A WHILE NOW.


And a powerful finisher for a credulous audience, no doubt.

Surely my spotty memory of it being more of an 'alternate' finisher or warm up is incorrect.

It'll never beat 'the worm' for sheer offensive firepower however.
 
2013-01-31 04:52:51 AM  
Stopped watching the WWE once Carlito's cabana ended
 
2013-02-02 03:17:52 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FirstNationalBastard: img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com

ANOTHER new Championship belt.

[2.sescoops.com image 573x480]


I'm wondering if that's neither a side plate nor the main plate but instead part of the main plate, similar to how the logo is only part of the center plate now.
 
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