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(NBC News)   Guy leaves his dog in a car. A stray dog jumps into the car and starts fighting with said dog. Cops shoot both dogs five times and finish them off with a shotgun blast. Tada   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 223
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2013-01-30 01:28:55 AM
Give a guy a hammer and everything starts looking like a nail. . . Yada yada yada, etcetera etcetera. . .

/wonder if they damaged the truck?
//would be pissed if cops shot my dog in the back of my truck.
 
2013-01-30 01:29:48 AM
Where are the bullets I'm asking myself? Where else. Up his nose.
 
2013-01-30 01:30:43 AM

Active introvert: All I keep wondering is who had to clean up the inside of that truck? Two dead dogs. Blood and shat everywhere. You know it wasn't the cops.


Especially after a point blank shot gun blast, which was completely unnecessary.
He ran to get the shot gun after the shooting started, and it was over by the time he got back.
That sick bastard just wanted to see what it would be like to blow something's head off.
 
2013-01-30 01:33:04 AM

Triptolemus: //would be pissed if cops shot my dog in the back of my truck.


I wouldn't be pissed.

I would be full Monte Cristo.

They'd write a book about it.
 
2013-01-30 01:33:22 AM
I've always been amused/horrified by the often-dizzying mental gymnastics the police will use in order to justify, however meekly, the stupid shiat they get caught doing. The stated reason is normally silly, but often has some remote resemblance to what might be considered a "rationale"...however flawed.

In this case, I just don't see one. I can't even think of a *bullshiat* excuse for it, and I'm usually pretty good at parodying "cop logic."

Here: nothin'.
 
2013-01-30 01:36:30 AM

taurusowner: Meh. It's really hard for me to have any sympathy for the dog owner for the simple fact that he's a dog owner. Dogs are essentially loud smelly destructive vermin, and the owners are usually assholes. I'm sure both dogs and the owner had it coming in some way.


2/10
 
2013-01-30 01:36:42 AM

destrip: Want to ban guns? Start with the cops. Most ruthless misusers of deadly force out there.

What's the first thing they do with an officer when he discharges a service weapon? Give him paid administrative leave. Why wouldn't a cop come out with his service revolver blazing?


Hey, paid vacation!
 
2013-01-30 01:38:21 AM

doglover: Triptolemus: //would be pissed if cops shot my dog in the back of my truck.

I wouldn't be pissed.

I would be full Monte Cristo.

They'd write a book about it.


That's hardcore- exacting revenge brutally over the course of decades? I commend your commitment. Carry on sir. Carry on.
 
2013-01-30 01:39:05 AM

PreMortem: GBB: capt.hollister: GBB: Next time, just say, "Hey buddy, they're YOUR problem." Then just walk away, and see how the public reacts to that video. I'm sure they'll all understand.

So, the ONLY options in the whole universe were a) walk away and b) kill both dogs ?

That ensure that the cops don't get in harms way? Yes.

Then they should shoot everything they see, because everything is a potential threat. Poor logic.

These dogs were at each other, not the cops. Hence the controversy.


To serve and protect... just as long as we don't have to actually run any risks.
 
2013-01-30 01:41:35 AM

TommyymmoT: Elegy: Farking dipshiats. I break up dog fights every other week between all types of dogs, including pitbulls. You know what menacing weapon I use?
[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

A referee's whistle.

/daily visitor to the local dog park

But where would a cop possibly get their hands on one of those?


Any loud noise will do. A police siren would do the job from quite a ways. A gun shot is loud enough to do the job from a few yards away, as is that peircing whistle some people can do with their fingers.

But any loud, shattering noise in close proximity to the dogs will give them something bigger to worry about than each other.
 
2013-01-30 01:41:52 AM
One dog was going to die anyways and the other deserved to die for being violent.  Other than ruining the dudes truck, no harm done.
 
2013-01-30 01:42:49 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lots of the usual anti-cop butthurt in here. What were the cops supposed to do?


How about nothing?

They were fighting with each other, if the cops didn't intervene one of them may have been injured or even killed.

They were killed, genius. By the intervening cops.
 
2013-01-30 01:45:12 AM

Elegy: TommyymmoT: Elegy: Farking dipshiats. I break up dog fights every other week between all types of dogs, including pitbulls. You know what menacing weapon I use?
[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

A referee's whistle.

/daily visitor to the local dog park

But where would a cop possibly get their hands on one of those?

Any loud noise will do. A police siren would do the job from quite a ways. A gun shot is loud enough to do the job from a few yards away, as is that peircing whistle some people can do with their fingers.

But any loud, shattering noise in close proximity to the dogs will give them something bigger to worry about than each other.


Ummm, I was kidding. Most cops have (or at least they used to) one of those things hanging off their belts at all times.
 
2013-01-30 01:45:46 AM
 
2013-01-30 01:46:25 AM
What the FARK is wrong with cops these days? Sadly my ten year old said he wanted to be a cop at dinner tonight. Now I've got a Hell of a job trying to explain to him why he doesn't want to be one. When I was a kid, you looked up to the police. They were respected and they were someone you could count on. I no longer trust the police, they are nothing now but a government sanctioned gang that attracts the bullies of the world. When are we going to have enough of this crap and put a stop to it?

/sad story to end the evening on
//Going to give Gunner the Great Dane A giant hug now
///stupid cops, what the Hell happened to your profession?
 
2013-01-30 01:46:43 AM

Abacus9: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lots of the usual anti-cop butthurt in here. What were the cops supposed to do?

How about nothing?

They were fighting with each other, if the cops didn't intervene one of them may have been injured or even killed.

They were killed, genius. By the intervening cops.


Your sarcasm meter may need a little tweeking.
 
2013-01-30 01:50:34 AM

Triptolemus: doglover: Triptolemus: //would be pissed if cops shot my dog in the back of my truck.

I wouldn't be pissed.

I would be full Monte Cristo.

They'd write a book about it.

That's hardcore- exacting revenge brutally over the course of decades? I commend your commitment. Carry on sir. Carry on.


Not just revenge, as they didn't kill me, but a complete and utter ruin of their legacy. Unearth every skeleton they bury (probably literally), undermine their every arrest with top-end pro-boner lawyering, and help their daughters do what will break their daddy's heart with a fat scholarship to an all minority liberal arts college. Full Ride, English Lit with a minor in Womyn's Studies. No, make that a DOUBLE MAJOR.

Then, when they're broken and alone and they're paralyzed from the soul out by the sheer uselessness of their time on this Earth, then I will gift them a nice silver ball with their name on it and a brand new wheel-lock.
 
2013-01-30 01:52:39 AM

Popcorn Johnny: One dog was going to die anyways and the other deserved to die for being violent.  Other than ruining the dudes truck, no harm done.


You think one was going to die? If you watched my two bulldogs play you might think that, but you'd have to notice that tails are wagging and you don't hear any yelps...before the cops started shooting.
 
2013-01-30 01:53:27 AM

netringer: Popcorn Johnny: One dog was going to die anyways and the other deserved to die for being violent.  Other than ruining the dudes truck, no harm done.

You think one was going to die? If you watched my two bulldogs play you might think that, but you'd have to notice that tails are wagging and you don't hear any yelps...before the cops started shooting.


No feeda the trolls, Luigi. How many times I gotta tells you!?
 
2013-01-30 02:05:59 AM

TommyymmoT: Abacus9: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lots of the usual anti-cop butthurt in here. What were the cops supposed to do?

How about nothing?

They were fighting with each other, if the cops didn't intervene one of them may have been injured or even killed.

They were killed, genius. By the intervening cops.

Your sarcasm meter may need a little tweeking.


Yeah, kinda hard to tell today. Been a rough day.
 
2013-01-30 02:08:13 AM
It's sad how people feel the need to troll everything because they're anonymous on the internet.
 
2013-01-30 02:11:56 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: It's sad how people feel the need to troll everything because they're anonymous on the internet.


1/10
 
2013-01-30 02:15:13 AM
Life is ruff.

/should have armed themselves
 
2013-01-30 02:15:17 AM
Both dogs were found holding bags of just over one oz of weed each.
 
2013-01-30 02:19:38 AM
FTFA: Freeman added that some of the cops involved seemed as upset as anyone. "One of the officers actually looked very, very shaken up about it," he said.

It sounds more like the cops freaked out and thought that the dogs looked an awful lot like nails.

/Insert a less-awkward comparison with the "When all you've got is a hammer" quote
 
2013-01-30 02:19:43 AM

OBBN: What the FARK is wrong with cops these days? Sadly my ten year old said he wanted to be a cop at dinner tonight. Now I've got a Hell of a job trying to explain to him why he doesn't want to be one. When I was a kid, you looked up to the police. They were respected and they were someone you could count on. I no longer trust the police, they are nothing now but a government sanctioned gang that attracts the bullies of the world. When are we going to have enough of this crap and put a stop to it?

/sad story to end the evening on
//Going to give Gunner the Great Dane A giant hug now
///stupid cops, what the Hell happened to your profession?


Cops have always been a government-sanctioned gang. That's the fundamental definition of the concept of police.
 
2013-01-30 02:24:13 AM

Enemabag Jones: Both dogs were found holding bags of just over one oz 10 pounds of weed each.

 
2013-01-30 02:24:29 AM
The video is awesome. I especially like how the fat cop waddles over after the shooting was done. Can hardly walk with his boner that he gets to fire his shotgun and BLAMMO
 
2013-01-30 02:32:14 AM

taurusowner: Meh. It's really hard for me to have any sympathy for the dog owner for the simple fact that he's a dog owner. Dogs are essentially loud smelly destructive vermin, and the owners are usually assholes. I'm sure both dogs and the owner had it coming in some way.


That's why I have you favorited as "Pig"
 
2013-01-30 02:38:09 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-30 02:45:26 AM

fusillade762: destrip: Want to ban guns? Start with the cops. Most ruthless misusers of deadly force out there.


Amen, brother.

/devout atheist.
//practice religiously
 
2013-01-30 02:46:26 AM

crabsno termites: crabsno termites: Deathfrogg: Simply put, cops are assholes

Ask about my experiences with cops in a town that had city police , county sheriff, state police barraks, all in a city of

Problems tonight. Should have said "3,000". Also, forgot how to spell "barracks", though lived in them for a long enough time.


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2013-01-30 02:50:01 AM

fusillade762: crabsno termites: crabsno termites: Deathfrogg: Simply put, cops are assholes

Ask about my experiences with cops in a town that had city police , county sheriff, state police barraks, all in a city of

Problems tonight. Should have said "3,000". Also, forgot how to spell "barracks", though lived in them for a long enough time.

Wasn't a political comment. Do't like our current situation (nor the previous four years),, but it is not germain to this thread. Get a life.

 
2013-01-30 02:52:55 AM

fusillade762: ........

Nice word play

 
2013-01-30 02:53:23 AM
Here a picture I made for every thread about dogs, due to what people say and/pr what the article says.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 02:58:08 AM

delciotto: Here a picture I made for every thread about dogs, due to what people say and/pr what the article says.
[i48.tinypic.com image 195x1500]


Them ain't pitbulls. They're AK47's.

/or Glocks.
 
2013-01-30 03:00:00 AM

crabsno termites: delciotto: Here a picture I made for every thread about dogs, due to what people say and/pr what the article says.
[i48.tinypic.com image 195x1500]

Them ain't pitbulls. They're AK47's.

/or Glocks.


yeh that AK47 picture is where I got the idea lol
 
2013-01-30 03:02:58 AM

delciotto: yeh that AK47 picture is where I got the idea lol


Fav - blue1
 
2013-01-30 03:04:22 AM

delciotto: Here a picture I made for every thread about dogs, due to what people say and/pr what the article says.


The last one should be the old pets.com puppet.
 
2013-01-30 03:17:54 AM
its fairly obvious; if you want something shot, call the cops. if you are looking for help with an unruly animal or person that you would like to remain among the living, perhaps call someone else.
 
2013-01-30 03:22:08 AM
Guess their BFG was out of ammo.
 
2013-01-30 03:23:20 AM

SnarfVader: The last one should be the old pets.com puppet.


I own an original pets.com puppet and that looks nothing like it.

/have nothing really to add
 
2013-01-30 03:28:49 AM
I am guessing what happened is they thought one of the dogs might have had rabies, and that is why they killed both of them, rather than let the rabid and/or the now infected dog get away.
 
2013-01-30 03:29:42 AM

gingerjet: SnarfVader: The last one should be the old pets.com puppet.

I own an original pets.com puppet and that looks nothing like it.

/have nothing really to add


I know that's not the Pets.com one. Sorry it wasn't clear. I meant that he should put the Pets.com puppet in place of the puppet he used.
 
2013-01-30 03:32:24 AM

SN1987a goes boom: Remember, cops shoot your dog, then it was a justifiable shooting as they were in danger. You shoot a cop dog and you get the death penalty.

/America. Fark Yea.
//sigh.


Wait, what? Really????
 
2013-01-30 03:34:14 AM

pyrotek85: I hadn't really thought about it before, but can tasers even be used on dogs safely?

Sure.
 
2013-01-30 03:34:28 AM

Zebulon: I am guessing what happened is they thought one of the dogs might have had rabies, and that is why they killed both of them, rather than let the rabid and/or the now infected dog get away.



and if a serial rapist got caught in the act of committing a rape you'd probably chock that incident up to a tragic slip-fall-penis-insertion accident and give the guy a pass.
 
2013-01-30 03:42:19 AM

relcec: Zebulon: I am guessing what happened is they thought one of the dogs might have had rabies, and that is why they killed both of them, rather than let the rabid and/or the now infected dog get away.


and if a serial rapist got caught in the act of committing a rape you'd probably chock that incident up to a tragic slip-fall-penis-insertion accident and give the guy a pass.


Nope. The guy may have HIV, so I would kill both of them, rather than let the guy and/or the now infected woman get away.
 
2013-01-30 03:46:29 AM

Zebulon: I am guessing what happened is they thought one of the dogs might have had rabies, and that is why they killed both of them, rather than let the rabid and/or the now infected dog get away.


No no no, there can't be any explanation other than a couple of blood hungry pigs executing two cute puppies that were frolicking in a dewy meadow.
 
2013-01-30 04:02:47 AM
Just remember, police officers are experts in handling firearms, unlike you idiot citizens. You are all idiots who probably would have shot and killed both dogs, and any of you morons who want a gun definitely shouldn't be trusted with one.

/gun control means the people with guns get absolute control over the people without
//bet the gun grabbers will wonder where the noble journalists and civil rights lawyers disappeared to when their mayors are having the cops beat them in the streets just to remind everyone of their superiority
///they'll all be looking the other way, or made into nonpersons
 
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