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2013-01-30 02:10:58 AM
14 votes:
i46.tinypic.com

I'd hit it.
2013-01-30 08:23:12 AM
10 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:


static.guim.co.uk


i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-30 01:51:02 AM
10 votes:
Holy crap! She is hot - in that one picture she looks just like Cameron Diaz!
2013-01-30 04:23:34 AM
6 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-30 01:20:35 AM
6 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

ct.weirdnutdaily.com
2013-01-30 09:17:49 AM
5 votes:

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


i49.tinypic.com

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.
2013-01-30 08:14:04 AM
5 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-01-30 08:05:19 AM
5 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-01-30 02:27:08 AM
5 votes:

OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.


Looks regurgitated.
2013-01-30 12:05:28 AM
5 votes:
You all know how these headlines go -- I'd post my pic but I don't want it to get too old.

I'll do a new one

img.photobucket.com
2013-01-30 02:23:22 AM
4 votes:
Found this:
blogs.westword.com

I bet! LOL
2013-01-30 01:53:43 AM
3 votes:
Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.
2013-01-30 10:05:35 AM
2 votes:
i249.photobucket.com
2013-01-30 09:17:16 AM
2 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.


I met my girlfriend through the YouTube comments section. Big mistake.
2013-01-30 07:44:37 AM
2 votes:
I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

static.guim.co.uk
2013-01-30 06:29:35 AM
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

I could definitely get behind that.
Ready the jackhammer...
2013-01-30 04:07:41 AM
2 votes:

Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.


It looks German.  Arbeit macht frei?
2013-01-30 04:00:33 AM
2 votes:
I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.
2013-01-30 03:42:59 AM
2 votes:

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.


It's my God-given right to bare, smoking-hot teachers!
2013-01-30 03:25:07 AM
2 votes:
I'd like to lay her on her X axis and eat her pi.
2013-01-30 03:22:22 AM
2 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.


I banged a bunch of pixels back in ought-nine who could pass for her in a heuristics test.
2013-01-30 03:00:01 AM
2 votes:

Neondistraction: so I can't say if that looks good or not


So sorry - perhaps your seeing eye dog could let you know that it looks like shiat.
2013-01-30 01:55:02 AM
2 votes:
Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod
2013-01-30 11:30:12 AM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


What is that, goat puke? Tell your girl to fix you some food.
2013-01-30 11:09:40 AM
1 votes:

phalaeo: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link

NSFW, man! NSFW!!!


You're in a thread about a girl posting half-naked pictures on Twitter. What in the hell made you think ANYTHING in here was going to be SFW?
2013-01-30 09:38:51 AM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.
2013-01-30 09:19:34 AM
1 votes:

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


That's pre-digested to you, peasant.
2013-01-30 08:09:59 AM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:


that's odd, I saw the same picture and thought of this:

numb3r5s.files.wordpress.com
and then I thought of this:
www.televizia.net

and then I thought on this:

www.jaunted.com
2013-01-30 06:19:27 AM
1 votes:

Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.


Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."
2013-01-30 05:53:09 AM
1 votes:
I've met a large amount of stupid people with college diplomas. This one I only got to read about.
2013-01-30 05:00:13 AM
1 votes:
The close up of the tattoo looks like it says "In da back" to me. Maybe my brain just wants it to say that.
2013-01-30 04:18:10 AM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.


I prefer White Castle and my Mickeys 40, thank you very much!
2013-01-30 04:15:07 AM
1 votes:

TheJoe03: Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.


Again, that's one reason I don't get into the psycho-babble with this stuff...the definition of "pedophile" varies quite a bit among clinicians, mostly out of quibbling over what age delineates "child" from "teenager". (Difficulty: having a "-teen" number of years doesn't play much of a role in that debate, these days...13 and 14 are often considered "children", not "adolescents," which is what we usually mean by "teenager.") Besides, there are plenty of ways to abuse your power and position over those who are sexually mature...and for that, I offer up the term-of-art, "kid-farker."

Yes, it is certainly hyperbolic. ...It was also intended to be funny, and nothing is funny without exaggeration.

Way to kill the joke. Also, you ruined Christmas for everyone.

/See how hyperbole works?
2013-01-30 03:57:55 AM
1 votes:
23 year olds shouldn't be teaching highschoolers.
2013-01-30 03:42:28 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: //What were we talking about?


Attractive women and how we wish we could get with them.
2013-01-30 02:35:14 AM
1 votes:
What the Hell is wrong with you Subby? You used "smoking hot" and while she's not the best we've ever seen she's certainly not bad. So now you've given hope to everyone again that smoking hot in the headline might actually produce a fap worthy picture. But 99 times out of a hundred we all just end up throwing up on our mouth a little. So, because you have submitted a fairly accurate headline it will now erase all memory of past disappointments and set us up for future failure. You have no idea the harm you have caused. Thanks, thanks a lot.

/fist...angry God
//she's quite cute, stupid beyond all belief, but cute
2013-01-30 02:31:58 AM
1 votes:

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.
2013-01-30 02:30:23 AM
1 votes:

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


It's more a commentary on modern French cooking than the skills of your housemate, but yeah, it looks like someone threw up on those plates.
2013-01-30 02:29:57 AM
1 votes:
Well hell, I would slide my hypotenuse into her hole, and by hole, I mean where her function is undefined at a point....if you know what I mean?
/I need to teach in CO
//Not Aurora
///not anywhere near Areola
2013-01-30 02:15:50 AM
1 votes:
Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend.

The most disturbing angle of this story thus far.
2013-01-30 02:13:35 AM
1 votes:

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.


Especially evil looking, semiautomatic, assault teachers.

/more God in schools, etc. etc. yadda yadda
2013-01-30 02:12:48 AM
1 votes:
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Do her students learn math well?

Students at her school have formed a CarlyCrunkBear support group.
2013-01-30 02:06:40 AM
1 votes:
Who hires a 23 year old teacher? Their judgement is sure to be bad. They're 23!
2013-01-30 02:04:51 AM
1 votes:
I'd fist her like an angry god.
2013-01-30 02:04:33 AM
1 votes:
Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.
2013-01-30 02:00:06 AM
1 votes:
What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze
2013-01-30 12:55:33 AM
1 votes:
img1.fark.net
Smoking hot 23-year-old ...

kdbowe.com
OK, I'm going in..............

Well, available evidence is inconclusive, but it's not Jabbaphina the Hutt.

/yeah, probably would
 
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