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		Smoking hot 23-year-old skinny blonde teacher posts half-naked pics of herself on Twitter, presumably to attract students to have sex with (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)		49
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Herb Utsmelz		2013-01-30 02:10:58 AM

14 votes:

I'd hit it.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-30 08:23:12 AM

10 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

static.guim.co.uk

HighZoolander		2013-01-30 01:51:02 AM

10 votes:

Holy crap! She is hot - in that one picture she looks just like Cameron Diaz!

Badgers		2013-01-30 04:23:34 AM

6 votes:

fusillade762		2013-01-30 01:20:35 AM

6 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-30 09:17:49 AM

5 votes:

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

i49.tinypic.com

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-30 08:14:04 AM

5 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-30 08:05:19 AM

5 votes:

gadian		2013-01-30 02:27:08 AM

5 votes:

OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

DanZero		2013-01-30 12:05:28 AM

5 votes:

You all know how these headlines go -- I'd post my pic but I don't want it to get too old.

I'll do a new one

img.photobucket.com

phrawgh		2013-01-30 02:23:22 AM

4 votes:

Found this:
blogs.westword.com

I bet! LOL

coeyagi		2013-01-30 01:53:43 AM

3 votes:

Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.

give me doughnuts		2013-01-30 10:05:35 AM

2 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus		2013-01-30 09:17:16 AM

2 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.

I met my girlfriend through the YouTube comments section. Big mistake.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2013-01-30 07:44:37 AM

2 votes:

I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

static.guim.co.uk

thepeterd		2013-01-30 06:29:35 AM

2 votes:

I could definitely get behind that.
Ready the jackhammer...

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:07:41 AM

2 votes:

Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German. Arbeit macht frei?

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:00:33 AM

2 votes:

I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face. Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

Thunderboy		2013-01-30 03:42:59 AM

2 votes:

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.

It's my God-given right to bare, smoking-hot teachers!

sexorcisst		2013-01-30 03:25:07 AM

2 votes:

I'd like to lay her on her X axis and eat her pi.

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist		2013-01-30 03:22:22 AM

2 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I banged a bunch of pixels back in ought-nine who could pass for her in a heuristics test.

crabsno termites		2013-01-30 03:00:01 AM

2 votes:

Neondistraction: so I can't say if that looks good or not

So sorry - perhaps your seeing eye dog could let you know that it looks like shiat.

megarian		2013-01-30 01:55:02 AM

2 votes:

Those knees...no way.

/fistofanangrygod

shooosh		2013-01-30 11:30:12 AM

1 votes:

calm like a bomb		2013-01-30 11:09:40 AM

1 votes:

phalaeo: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link

NSFW, man! NSFW!!!

You're in a thread about a girl posting half-naked pictures on Twitter. What in the hell made you think ANYTHING in here was going to be SFW?

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 09:38:51 AM

1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.

wambu		2013-01-30 09:19:34 AM

1 votes:

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

That's pre-digested to you, peasant.

Marcintosh		2013-01-30 08:09:59 AM

1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

that's odd, I saw the same picture and thought of this:

numb3r5s.files.wordpress.com

and then I thought of this:
www.televizia.net

and then I thought on this:

www.jaunted.com

mamoru		2013-01-30 06:19:27 AM

1 votes:

KrispyKritter		2013-01-30 05:53:09 AM

1 votes:

I've met a large amount of stupid people with college diplomas. This one I only got to read about.

Deucetoo		2013-01-30 05:00:13 AM

1 votes:

The close up of the tattoo looks like it says "In da back" to me. Maybe my brain just wants it to say that.

JT82		2013-01-30 04:18:10 AM

1 votes:

OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face. Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

I prefer White Castle and my Mickeys 40, thank you very much!

Bumblefark		2013-01-30 04:15:07 AM

1 votes:

TheJoe03: Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.

Again, that's one reason I don't get into the psycho-babble with this stuff...the definition of "pedophile" varies quite a bit among clinicians, mostly out of quibbling over what age delineates "child" from "teenager". (Difficulty: having a "-teen" number of years doesn't play much of a role in that debate, these days...13 and 14 are often considered "children", not "adolescents," which is what we usually mean by "teenager.") Besides, there are plenty of ways to abuse your power and position over those who are sexually mature...and for that, I offer up the term-of-art, "kid-farker."

Yes, it is certainly hyperbolic. ...It was also intended to be funny, and nothing is funny without exaggeration.

Way to kill the joke. Also, you ruined Christmas for everyone.

/See how hyperbole works?

Arcanaloth		2013-01-30 03:57:55 AM

1 votes:

23 year olds shouldn't be teaching highschoolers.

Oh_Enough_Already		2013-01-30 03:42:55 AM

1 votes:

I don't care if you grow up to be Madeleine Albright, Golda Meir, or Joan of Arc, once you take and post naked pics of yourself online, that's all you'll ever be known for, good for, or remembered for.

That is the beginning and end of your usefulness as a citizen of Earth.

The world already knows that most coonts, on principle, are shameless whores - both of the whore variety and attention whore variety - but once you go out of your way reminding us of as much we'll be sure to keep it in mind, permanent-record style.

Thank you for making our jobs easier.

GranoblasticMan		2013-01-30 03:42:28 AM

1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: //What were we talking about?

Attractive women and how we wish we could get with them.

Oh_Enough_Already		2013-01-30 03:19:45 AM

1 votes:

As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.

OBBN		2013-01-30 02:35:14 AM

1 votes:

What the Hell is wrong with you Subby? You used "smoking hot" and while she's not the best we've ever seen she's certainly not bad. So now you've given hope to everyone again that smoking hot in the headline might actually produce a fap worthy picture. But 99 times out of a hundred we all just end up throwing up on our mouth a little. So, because you have submitted a fairly accurate headline it will now erase all memory of past disappointments and set us up for future failure. You have no idea the harm you have caused. Thanks, thanks a lot.

/fist...angry God
//she's quite cute, stupid beyond all belief, but cute

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 02:31:58 AM

1 votes:

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken. It was a bad angle to capture the food properly. I was going for a table shot.

grinding_journalist		2013-01-30 02:30:23 AM

1 votes:

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's more a commentary on modern French cooking than the skills of your housemate, but yeah, it looks like someone threw up on those plates.

powhound		2013-01-30 02:29:57 AM

1 votes:

Well hell, I would slide my hypotenuse into her hole, and by hole, I mean where her function is undefined at a point....if you know what I mean?
/I need to teach in CO
//Not Aurora
///not anywhere near Areola

coeyagi		2013-01-30 02:15:50 AM

1 votes:

Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend.

The most disturbing angle of this story thus far.

phrawgh		2013-01-30 02:13:35 AM

1 votes:

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.

Especially evil looking, semiautomatic, assault teachers.

_{/more God in schools, etc. etc. yadda yadda}

Sgygus		2013-01-30 02:12:48 AM

1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Do her students learn math well?

Students at her school have formed a CarlyCrunkBear support group.

wax_on		2013-01-30 02:06:40 AM

1 votes:

Who hires a 23 year old teacher? Their judgement is sure to be bad. They're 23!

GBmanNC		2013-01-30 02:04:51 AM

1 votes:

I'd fist her like an angry god.

The more you eat the more you fart		2013-01-30 02:04:33 AM

1 votes:

Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 02:00:06 AM

1 votes:

What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze