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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 23-year-old skinny blonde teacher posts half-naked pics of herself on Twitter, presumably to attract students to have sex with (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-01-30 03:31:14 AM
7 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
Yes, I would. And so would you.
2013-01-30 01:20:35 AM
5 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

ct.weirdnutdaily.com
2013-01-30 02:10:58 AM
3 votes:
i46.tinypic.com

I'd hit it.
2013-01-30 08:05:19 AM
2 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-01-30 06:29:35 AM
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

I could definitely get behind that.
Ready the jackhammer...
2013-01-30 03:57:55 AM
2 votes:
23 year olds shouldn't be teaching highschoolers.
2013-01-30 03:53:19 AM
2 votes:
Hey, she hasn't banged any of the teens yet, don't send her to jail or punish her just yet! As if those kids would feel "molested and dehumanized" if she bangs them. I bet all the kids are fantasizing about her during jack-off hour.
2013-01-30 03:05:28 AM
2 votes:

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch


I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )
2013-01-30 02:43:39 AM
2 votes:
you can't be "skinny' AND "smoking hot"
2013-01-30 02:27:08 AM
2 votes:

OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.


Looks regurgitated.
2013-01-30 08:39:04 PM
1 votes:

thecpt: book marks everywhere


It's delightful.
2013-01-30 06:27:49 PM
1 votes:
Bookmark? Prove it.
2013-01-30 03:20:51 PM
1 votes:
She should just do porn.
2013-01-30 11:30:12 AM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


What is that, goat puke? Tell your girl to fix you some food.
2013-01-30 11:09:40 AM
1 votes:

phalaeo: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link

NSFW, man! NSFW!!!


You're in a thread about a girl posting half-naked pictures on Twitter. What in the hell made you think ANYTHING in here was going to be SFW?
2013-01-30 09:39:46 AM
1 votes:
She could always go into porn.

I swear, if I were a woman, that's what I would do, anyway.
2013-01-30 09:38:51 AM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.
2013-01-30 09:19:34 AM
1 votes:

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


That's pre-digested to you, peasant.
2013-01-30 09:17:49 AM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


i49.tinypic.com

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.
2013-01-30 08:23:12 AM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:


static.guim.co.uk


i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-30 07:37:05 AM
1 votes:

desertfool: What epic fail this is. She is in her first job teaching, her first year. She just got out of college, spending huge amounts of money or going in to debt in a big way for a degree that she most likely will never be able to use again. All because of posting stupid sh*t on Twitter.


She'll probably wind up a corp trainer...

First helpdesk job i got had a corp trainer just like that, but this was before FB and Twitter... she was a former teacher, lost her job because she was young and stupid, that trend continued even as a trainer... she regularly attended wet t contests and shared pics around work... i guess in the corp world you don't have to worry about getting caught farking the 16 year old QB, cause he's 32 and in middle management and farking the HS QB in middle management will get you a promotion... at least it did her...
2013-01-30 04:03:55 AM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"


Having nothing better to do:

i13.photobucket.com

No idea.
2013-01-30 03:54:13 AM
1 votes:
According to wikipedia she would be into ephebophilia, being into people 15-19.
2013-01-30 03:52:08 AM
1 votes:

Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...


Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.
2013-01-30 03:42:59 AM
1 votes:

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.


It's my God-given right to bare, smoking-hot teachers!
2013-01-30 03:42:55 AM
1 votes:
I don't care if you grow up to be Madeleine Albright, Golda Meir, or Joan of Arc, once you take and post naked pics of yourself online, that's all you'll ever be known for, good for, or remembered for.

That is the beginning and end of your usefulness as a citizen of Earth.

The world already knows that most coonts, on principle, are shameless whores - both of the whore variety and attention whore variety - but once you go out of your way reminding us of as much we'll be sure to keep it in mind, permanent-record style.

Thank you for making our jobs easier.
2013-01-30 03:30:47 AM
1 votes:
If you're going to be an immature idiot and an attention whore you should probably avoid telling your students about your twitter account.
2013-01-30 03:25:07 AM
1 votes:
I'd like to lay her on her X axis and eat her pi.
2013-01-30 03:22:22 AM
1 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.


I banged a bunch of pixels back in ought-nine who could pass for her in a heuristics test.
2013-01-30 03:19:45 AM
1 votes:
As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.
2013-01-30 03:18:06 AM
1 votes:
Sounds more like she is a frustrated English Lit major to me.......
2013-01-30 03:05:50 AM
1 votes:
Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link
2013-01-30 03:00:01 AM
1 votes:

Neondistraction: so I can't say if that looks good or not


So sorry - perhaps your seeing eye dog could let you know that it looks like shiat.
2013-01-30 02:29:57 AM
1 votes:
Well hell, I would slide my hypotenuse into her hole, and by hole, I mean where her function is undefined at a point....if you know what I mean?
/I need to teach in CO
//Not Aurora
///not anywhere near Areola
2013-01-30 02:23:22 AM
1 votes:
Found this:
blogs.westword.com

I bet! LOL
2013-01-30 02:14:27 AM
1 votes:
Hit it? HELL NO!

That's called lunch!
2013-01-30 02:06:40 AM
1 votes:
Who hires a 23 year old teacher? Their judgement is sure to be bad. They're 23!
2013-01-30 02:04:51 AM
1 votes:
I'd fist her like an angry god.
2013-01-30 02:04:33 AM
1 votes:
Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.
2013-01-30 02:00:06 AM
1 votes:
What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze
2013-01-30 01:55:02 AM
1 votes:
Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod
2013-01-30 01:51:02 AM
1 votes:
Holy crap! She is hot - in that one picture she looks just like Cameron Diaz!
2013-01-30 12:57:47 AM
1 votes:
maybe it's the cold medication talking but I'm having a deuce of a time finding these "half naked pics" on twitter...

/probably should have trusted the label and not mixed with alcohol...
2013-01-30 12:55:33 AM
1 votes:
img1.fark.net
Smoking hot 23-year-old ...

kdbowe.com
OK, I'm going in..............

Well, available evidence is inconclusive, but it's not Jabbaphina the Hutt.

/yeah, probably would
2013-01-30 12:05:28 AM
1 votes:
You all know how these headlines go -- I'd post my pic but I don't want it to get too old.

I'll do a new one

img.photobucket.com
 
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